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People who are your guilty pleasure

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There comes a time in a young man's life, and perhaps even a young woman's, where you find yourself aroused by someone you shouldn't. It could be they are really old, or ugly, or they have a completely different moral set to you, but for some reason you can't help it, and you carry it around like a secret shame.

You know that if any of your friends found out you would be shunned and thrown out of that group, forever to wander alone with your depraved fantasies.

Now you need not suffer alone. Let us embrace our weird loves, our crazy crushes and dirty desires. Here we have an outlet a place we can share (and really take the piss out of each other)

I'll start

For some reason, I really want to have sex with Kim Woodburn, for those of you not in the know that is Kim of "How clean is your house" fame. I've posted a daily mail link to her picture (she is on the right).

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/11/article-1076651-0250688D000004B0-198_468x286.jpg

I can just imagine her with rubber gloves on, telling me what a mucky little pup I am, and coming up with some ingenious way of creating lube out of lemon juice and baking soda or something.

C'mon guys and gals, try and top that!!

Oh and hello everyone, this is my first post since joining. Be gentle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh, and ideally it should be someone famous, or at least famous enough that we can find a picture of them online.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it would have to be...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/img/presenters/mariella_frostrup.jpg

she make me do a sex wee

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok, I'll go first...

'Single men on Fab'- I know, shameful, dirty, depraved-

. and thats just me

I will take my bow now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/sian21403_468x661.jpg

she also makes me do a sex wee...

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wolf, I approve both your choices.

Mariella could read me a bedtime story anyday

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Carl Pilkington I think...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can trust you all right???

Dawn French

Guilty enough for you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kim the cleaning lady on BBC 1 now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't think of anybody right now as I usually have impeccable taste, but just wanted to make the OP jealous by stating my friend has met Kim (the cleaning lady) when her business appeared on that show.