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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come on, own up!!!
Some of us, I'm sure, will notch the bed post, but who has a tally of broken beds?
Was it funny, awkward or did someone end up with a spring up their hoo-ee?!
Thought I'd try my own thread for once
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha guilty, but I'm not exactly light so when things get particularly actobatic, beds don't stand a chance!! "
Bit of a Adonis ain't ya pal, poor beds!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha guilty, but I'm not exactly light so when things get particularly actobatic, beds don't stand a chance!!
Bit of a Adonis ain't ya pal, poor beds! "
Mainly clever angles mate 
Divans all the way, can take much more than those slatted jobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2. The best one being during a 3sum on a bed with wooden slats which must have bent and fallen out the frame. We almost killed the guy cos my friend was sat on his face at the time and she couldn't get up for laughing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2. The best one being during a 3sum on a bed with wooden slats which must have bent and fallen out the frame. We almost killed the guy cos my friend was sat on his face at the time and she couldn't get up for laughing. "
 lost half my coffee reading that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2. The best one being during a 3sum on a bed with wooden slats which must have bent and fallen out the frame. We almost killed the guy cos my friend was sat on his face at the time and she couldn't get up for laughing. "
Brillaint, brings a new meaning to eating out... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have one friend who's bed sits on a wooden floor, and never finishes in the same place it started 
Have broken it once too... to this day I still don't know how she expained it to her fella when he got home from work |
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"2. The best one being during a 3sum on a bed with wooden slats which must have bent and fallen out the frame. We almost killed the guy cos my friend was sat on his face at the time and she couldn't get up for laughing. "
But what a way to die |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well to add to the mess of broken beds...only 1, which was a lovely session with someone. Ending in two of the wheels caving into the underside of the bed... |
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Hahaha we and another couple did at a party in Southampton a couple of weeks ago, managed to get the room closed Was great fun before that happened but that made us all laugh a lot and wasn't a bad introduction to parties. |
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Once knew a guy who was shagging his gf in her grandmas bed while she was away and really going for and broke the bed. They had to own upto it as well lol.
I've broken a few headboard in my time lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not broken yet but it bloody will be if it doesn't stop squeaking! And I can't find which bit is squeaking to fix it!  "
mine does that every so often - its metal frame so i go round with the allan key -surprising how they work loose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd just bought a new bed( slats)took me 3 hours to assemble it, ex came around- me saying how proud i was doing it myself- then 20 mins into christening it the bottom end collapsed, the top left side collapsed, we carried on then he buggered of and left me to fix it?? Ended up on the sofa that night, then went a got a divan instead-- no probs since |
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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago
Reading |
We pushed a bound friend over a Manchester hotel bed years back. With her hands behind her, no way of breaking the fall and crack! as the spine broke. Confessed to the hotel reception the next morning and he didn't bat an eyelid. Probably because the Conservative party conference was in town..... :o |
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By *nntoinetteCouple
over a year ago
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Guilty.
My ex ex ex lol was in a wheelchair so I was always on top.
Anyway he had a single bed which wasn't great and in the middle of my bouncing away the bottom two legs collapsed, I continued to his request then when descending after our session he slids of the bed onto the floor and could not get up.. I shouldn't have laughed but I did and do did he |
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I know it’s not a bed story but it involved a bed. Me and an ex going at it whilst her parents downstairs cooking tea.30 seconds after the bullet has left the chamber her Mum knocked on the door and practically walked straight in stating “it stinks in here” and opened the window. I’m sure she knew she was smelling our filthy session . 2 minutes later still panting and flushed sat at table eating opposite her Mum , I asked where her dad was as he wasn’t at the table . Turned out he was in their en suite (directly below gf bed ) sweeping up the glass light fixture I’d had managed to smash down .  £80 it cost him to replace. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
In a similar tone to a previous Post. I was acting as Toastmaster at a Wedding.
The Groom stood up and during his otherwise good speech, looked along the Top Table & finished with...
"Mum, Dad, confession time. You know when you told off my sister and her B/F for breaking the sofa and they said it wasn't them? They were right; it was me and (pointed to his Bride) - it was our first shag!"
Then almost as if he'd forgotten he added... "it was fecking great!"
Stunned silence across the room!
What not to say at any function, let alone your own Wedding! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fell out of a couple in the heat of the moment. I hate hotel beds that move away from the wall, just when you get in the swing and it moves away from under you. |
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