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If you were chatted up in a pub they way we are here
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember the days before social media and mobile phones, all you where armed with was a witty chat up line. Today you just snapchat a pic of your dick!?!
The chat up line is an art..... well the good ones are
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Some people chat others up the same on here as they would in a pub e.g. they introduce themselves, pay a genuine compliment, chat a bit then ask if they can meet later for a drink. Or they walk up to the subject of their desires smack them on the bum, say "lovely tits/arse/cock, fancy a fuck?"
Success probably depends on who they approach.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can just imagine,sitting having a quiet chat with someone,getting on fine,one thing is definitely going to lead to another.
Trying to ignore the several guys who are standing in front of us with bags over their heads,with their penis in their hand saying 'what do you think of that then,,,eh eh eh,,you like it?,,,,,,,bitch!!!!'.
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By (user no longer on site)
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I must admit though,that in real life,no one ever offered to clean my shoes for me.Had that three times today already,even been offered money to allow the guy to clean them (with his tongue  ).
I just don't encounter that kind of generosity in day to day life,maybe because they can all see how clean my shoes are anyway. |
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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago
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"I must admit though,that in real life,no one ever offered to clean my shoes for me.Had that three times today already,even been offered money to allow the guy to clean them (with his tongue ).
I just don't encounter that kind of generosity in day to day life,maybe because they can all see how clean my shoes are anyway."
Lol. I’ve had a few this am and I reckon they wouldn’t have the balls to do it in real life. No keyboard to hide behind x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I must admit though,that in real life,no one ever offered to clean my shoes for me.Had that three times today already,even been offered money to allow the guy to clean them (with his tongue ).
I just don't encounter that kind of generosity in day to day life,maybe because they can all see how clean my shoes are anyway.
Lol. I’ve had a few this am and I reckon they wouldn’t have the balls to do it in real life. No keyboard to hide behind x"
Probably the same guy....go on,you put him put of his misery,you're closer than I am.  |
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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago
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"I must admit though,that in real life,no one ever offered to clean my shoes for me.Had that three times today already,even been offered money to allow the guy to clean them (with his tongue ).
I just don't encounter that kind of generosity in day to day life,maybe because they can all see how clean my shoes are anyway.
Lol. I’ve had a few this am and I reckon they wouldn’t have the balls to do it in real life. No keyboard to hide behind x
Probably the same guy....go on,you put him put of his misery,you're closer than I am. "
Lol will do so if I’m closer he must be nearer Rotherham where I am at Mo lol |
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I was asked today on here if I’d been asked to take a s***t whilst being watched.....
Not had anything that bad on here for a while!
I try to chat here as though I was in a pub and keep the conversations on par with what I’d be happy saying face to face....
Conversation on alll levels should be an art form and part of the seduction... for me at least |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I must admit though,that in real life,no one ever offered to clean my shoes for me.Had that three times today already,even been offered money to allow the guy to clean them (with his tongue ).
I just don't encounter that kind of generosity in day to day life,maybe because they can all see how clean my shoes are anyway.
Lol. I’ve had a few this am and I reckon they wouldn’t have the balls to do it in real life. No keyboard to hide behind x
Probably the same guy....go on,you put him put of his misery,you're closer than I am.
Lol will do so if I’m closer he must be nearer Rotherham where I am at Mo lol"
The other side from me,,,in the big city where the streets are so dirty that people need special shoe cleaning services. |
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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago
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"I must admit though,that in real life,no one ever offered to clean my shoes for me.Had that three times today already,even been offered money to allow the guy to clean them (with his tongue ).
I just don't encounter that kind of generosity in day to day life,maybe because they can all see how clean my shoes are anyway.
Lol. I’ve had a few this am and I reckon they wouldn’t have the balls to do it in real life. No keyboard to hide behind x
Probably the same guy....go on,you put him put of his misery,you're closer than I am.
Lol will do so if I’m closer he must be nearer Rotherham where I am at Mo lol
The other side from me,,,in the big city where the streets are so dirty that people need special shoe cleaning services."
Lol I know where you mean. And omg I’ve just got another wants to piss in my ass and for me to fire it back out at him OMG. Worst yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I must admit though,that in real life,no one ever offered to clean my shoes for me.Had that three times today already,even been offered money to allow the guy to clean them (with his tongue ).
I just don't encounter that kind of generosity in day to day life,maybe because they can all see how clean my shoes are anyway.
Lol. I’ve had a few this am and I reckon they wouldn’t have the balls to do it in real life. No keyboard to hide behind x
Probably the same guy....go on,you put him put of his misery,you're closer than I am.
Lol will do so if I’m closer he must be nearer Rotherham where I am at Mo lol
The other side from me,,,in the big city where the streets are so dirty that people need special shoe cleaning services.
Lol I know where you mean. And omg I’ve just got another wants to piss in my ass and for me to fire it back out at him OMG. Worst yet "
I've never had that one ,maybe I should get out more.
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By (user no longer on site)
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If I was chatted up in a bar,the way something seems to be developing right now,,,,I'd be fluttering my eyelashes coyly,twirling my hair and trying not to spill anything,hoping I don't have anything stuck between my teeth,trying to laugh in all the right places,,,,and thinking to myself 'one thing is definitely going to lead to another here'.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was asked today on here if I’d been asked to take a s***t whilst being watched.....
Not had anything that bad on here for a while!
I try to chat here as though I was in a pub and keep the conversations on par with what I’d be happy saying face to face....
Conversation on alll levels should be an art form and part of the seduction... for me at least "
I had a guy on here ask me if I could take a video of me taking a shite...
Now transfer that to a pub scenario and it turns into "can I watch you taking a shite"
Hmmmm hell no.... |
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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago
Leeds |
"If I was chatted up in a bar,the way something seems to be developing right now,,,,I'd be fluttering my eyelashes coyly,twirling my hair and trying not to spill anything,hoping I don't have anything stuck between my teeth,trying to laugh in all the right places,,,,and thinking to myself 'one thing is definitely going to lead to another here'. "
And I think I need to experiment with my straight side lol ouch your biting x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work in a pub, and the guys in there truly could of wrote the fab first message guide book! I think its hilarious. I don't get all offended by it, fascinates me how different they get from 8pm to 11pm and I love recounting their 11pm behaviour when they next come in with their 8pm personality |
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By (user no longer on site)
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'Hi babe,I'm actually here with my girlfriend but she's just popped out for a while.Would you like to sit and chat with us,she'll be back soon'.
She seems to be taking forever in the loo or wherever she is supposed to be.
Then he just disappears without even saying goodbye.
Later on you see him leaving the bar,,,alone. |
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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago
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"'Hi babe,I'm actually here with my girlfriend but she's just popped out for a while.Would you like to sit and chat with us,she'll be back soon'.
She seems to be taking forever in the loo or wherever she is supposed to be.
Then he just disappears without even saying goodbye.
Later on you see him leaving the bar,,,alone."
Lol. Not something I’ve ever experienced but I’m sure has been used many a time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Hi babe,I'm actually here with my girlfriend but she's just popped out for a while.Would you like to sit and chat with us,she'll be back soon'.
She seems to be taking forever in the loo or wherever she is supposed to be.
Then he just disappears without even saying goodbye.
Later on you see him leaving the bar,,,alone.
Lol. Not something I’ve ever experienced but I’m sure has been used many a time "
Some peoples definition of 'couple' seems to be different than mine sometimes.  |
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"Just wondered what our reactions would be to some of the chat up lines we get on here how would they work in th pub. I myself would probably smack someone a lot lol"
i would love to be chatted you in the pub.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I buy you a drink?"
"First of all here's my long list of hates ...................
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*climbs out of toilet window |
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