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"The Strictly No Dancing, No Twirling and No Donkey Costumes thread,#28 but maybe a camel "It could be a camel, watch this space!  | |||
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"The Strictly No Dancing, No Twirling and No Donkey Costumes thread,#28 but maybe a camel
It could be a camel, watch this space! "No fecking toes though eh | |||
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"The Strictly No Dancing, No Twirling and No Donkey Costumes thread,#28 but maybe a camel
It could be a camel, watch this space!
No fecking toes though eh "Haha, no, God I hate those | |||
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"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps..." Quicksteps?..... | |||
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"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps... Quicksteps?..... "Nah that would be a "tragedy " | |||
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"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps... Quicksteps?.....
Nah that would be a "tragedy " "I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens | |||
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"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps... Quicksteps?.....
Nah that would be a "tragedy "
I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens "Voddy will Washington your mouth out | |||
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"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps... Quicksteps?.....
Nah that would be a "tragedy "
I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens
Voddy will Washington your mouth out "Surely not....don't call me Shirley! | |||
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"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps... Quicksteps?.....
Nah that would be a "tragedy "
I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens
Voddy will Washington your mouth out
Surely not....don't call me Shirley! "Hey there's a thread in the lounge and the op is called Paul Washington. ..I thought that was Paul Smith | |||
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"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps... Quicksteps?.....
Nah that would be a "tragedy "
I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens
Voddy will Washington your mouth out
Surely not....don't call me Shirley!
Hey there's a thread in the lounge and the op is called Paul Washington. ..I thought that was Paul Smith "Yeah, I saw that! Hey..hope he's ok  | |||
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"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps... Quicksteps?.....
Nah that would be a "tragedy "
I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens
Voddy will Washington your mouth out
Surely not....don't call me Shirley!
Hey there's a thread in the lounge and the op is called Paul Washington. ..I thought that was Paul Smith
Yeah, I saw that! Hey..hope he's ok "He is...had word tonight  | |||
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"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps... Quicksteps?.....
Nah that would be a "tragedy "
I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens
Voddy will Washington your mouth out
Surely not....don't call me Shirley!
Hey there's a thread in the lounge and the op is called Paul Washington. ..I thought that was Paul Smith
Yeah, I saw that! Hey..hope he's ok
He is...had word tonight "Excellent
Anyway,sweet, gonna love ya and leave ya. Have a great weekend, if we don't speak tomorrow! mwah...xxx | |||
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"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps... Quicksteps?.....
Nah that would be a "tragedy "
I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens
Voddy will Washington your mouth out
Surely not....don't call me Shirley!
Hey there's a thread in the lounge and the op is called Paul Washington. ..I thought that was Paul Smith
Yeah, I saw that! Hey..hope he's ok
He is...had word tonight
Excellent
Anyway,sweet, gonna love ya and leave ya. Have a great weekend, if we don't speak tomorrow! mwah...xxx"Yeah I'm off too night night _amiss..will get on at some point tomorrow xxx | |||
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"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps... Quicksteps?.....
Nah that would be a "tragedy "
I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens
Voddy will Washington your mouth out
Surely not....don't call me Shirley!
Hey there's a thread in the lounge and the op is called Paul Washington. ..I thought that was Paul Smith
Yeah, I saw that! Hey..hope he's ok
He is...had word tonight
Excellent
Anyway,sweet, gonna love ya and leave ya. Have a great weekend, if we don't speak tomorrow! mwah...xxx
Yeah I'm off too night night _amiss..will get on at some point tomorrow xxx"Ok sweetie, catcha later, sweet dreams! xx | |||
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"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps... Quicksteps?.....
Nah that would be a "tragedy "
I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens "They were fecking brill as were the venga boys | |||
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"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps... Quicksteps?.....
Nah that would be a "tragedy "
I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens They were fecking brill as were the venga boys"I had a drink with the vang a boys around 10 years back..na na n na na | |||
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"So lovelies, all set up for tomorrow I'll sneak in tonight "I might do too  | |||
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"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps... Quicksteps?.....
Nah that would be a "tragedy "
I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens They were fecking brill as were the venga boys"Glad you enjoyed the gig | |||
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"So lovelies, all set up for tomorrow I'll sneak in tonight
I might do too "That was last night | |||
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"So lovelies, all set up for tomorrow I'll sneak in tonight
I might do too
That was last night "Doh! Silly me  | |||
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"So lovelies, all set up for tomorrow I'll sneak in tonight
I might do too
That was last night
Doh! Silly me "Your not silly...dizzy maybe but far from silly | |||
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"So lovelies, all set up for tomorrow I'll sneak in tonight
I might do too
That was last night
Doh! Silly me
Your not silly...dizzy maybe but far from silly "Twirls cosmos round to make her more dizzy | |||
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"Where's _oddy? Hope she watches her steps... Quicksteps?.....
Nah that would be a "tragedy "
I actually like Steps, although they are hasbeens They were fecking brill as were the venga boys
I had a drink with the vang a boys around 10 years back..na na n na na "And Kim Sasabone was a doll  | |||
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"So lovelies, all set up for tomorrow I'll sneak in tonight
I might do too
That was last night
Doh! Silly me
Your not silly...dizzy maybe but far from silly Twirls cosmos round to make her more dizzy "I'm feeling a tad queezy after all that twirling  | |||
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"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend! "Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully | |||
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"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!
Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully "Ah bless ya! Have a gentle twirl to clear your head! | |||
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"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!
Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully
Ah bless ya! Have a gentle twirl to clear your head! "Not eaten since wednesday. I feel i would fall over if I attempted to twirl haha. I will watch instead | |||
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"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!
Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully
Ah bless ya! Have a gentle twirl to clear your head!
Not eaten since wednesday. I feel i would fall over if I attempted to twirl haha. I will watch instead "Gosh that's not good. Relax and watch from your sofa | |||
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"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!
Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully
Ah bless ya! Have a gentle twirl to clear your head!
Not eaten since wednesday. I feel i would fall over if I attempted to twirl haha. I will watch instead
Gosh that's not good. Relax and watch from your sofa "I hear you are especially good at twirling. I'll join pieman as long as he doesn't share his germs. | |||
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"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!
Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully
Ah bless ya! Have a gentle twirl to clear your head!
Not eaten since wednesday. I feel i would fall over if I attempted to twirl haha. I will watch instead
Gosh that's not good. Relax and watch from your sofa
I hear you are especially good at twirling. I'll join pieman as long as he doesn't share his germs."I would give it a week to be safe then | |||
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"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!
Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully
Ah bless ya! Have a gentle twirl to clear your head!
Not eaten since wednesday. I feel i would fall over if I attempted to twirl haha. I will watch instead
Gosh that's not good. Relax and watch from your sofa
I hear you are especially good at twirling. I'll join pieman as long as he doesn't share his germs."I am very good at twirling and please come and join pieman, but no snogging, or you'll be catching man flu | |||
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"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!
Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully "A new volunteer welcome mate _amiss is making the lattes today whilst we...I mean I enjoy a little break.
Jeez I thought it was Sunday. ...didn't fecking swear once there | |||
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"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!
Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully
A new volunteer welcome mate _amiss is making the lattes today whilst we...I mean I enjoy a little break.
Jeez I thought it was Sunday. ...didn't fecking swear once there "Ooo ill gladly take a latte. Gingerbread syrup wuth mine please. | |||
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"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!
Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully
A new volunteer welcome mate _amiss is making the lattes today whilst we...I mean I enjoy a little break.
Jeez I thought it was Sunday. ...didn't fecking swear once there "Yep I'll be holding the fort for a while whilst you go on your sabbatical, I'll have to use your bean to cup machine thingy, coz I've only got a kettle and instant. | |||
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"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!
Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully
A new volunteer welcome mate _amiss is making the lattes today whilst we...I mean I enjoy a little break.
Jeez I thought it was Sunday. ...didn't fecking swear once there
Ooo ill gladly take a latte. Gingerbread syrup wuth mine please. "Coming up pieman, just got to prise the coffee machine off Mistress, she's very possessive with I t! | |||
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"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!
Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully
A new volunteer welcome mate _amiss is making the lattes today whilst we...I mean I enjoy a little break.
Jeez I thought it was Sunday. ...didn't fecking swear once there
Ooo ill gladly take a latte. Gingerbread syrup wuth mine please.
Coming up pieman, just got to prise the coffee machine off Mistress, she's very possessive with I t! "Thank you kindly | |||
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"Hello gang, hope you're all well and looking forward to the weekend!
Hiya. Full of manflu. Twirling shall cheer me up hopefully
A new volunteer welcome mate _amiss is making the lattes today whilst we...I mean I enjoy a little break.
Jeez I thought it was Sunday. ...didn't fecking swear once there
Ooo ill gladly take a latte. Gingerbread syrup wuth mine please.
Coming up pieman, just got to prise the coffee machine off Mistress, she's very possessive with I t! "Just paid 2 pound odd for one in morrisons ffs  | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? "I love bettys | |||
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"Twirls in fecking cold outside just had to buy triple gussets knickers" Me and cosmos have matching g strings on It's fecking roasting here | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys"Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea | |||
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"Twirls in fecking cold outside just had to buy triple gussets knickers Me and cosmos have matching g strings on It's fecking roasting here " | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys
Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea "long way for me though | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys
Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though"Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys
Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though
Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too "Oh are you going to get a new donkey? | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys
Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though
Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too
Oh are you going to get a new donkey? "I think the more the merrier, don't you? Nigel is clearly a write off, Boris has become a diva so maybe we will find a suitable substitute. | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys
Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though
Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too
Oh are you going to get a new donkey?
I think the more the merrier, don't you? Nigel is clearly a write off, Boris has become a diva so maybe we will find a suitable substitute. "Evening all | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys
Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though
Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too
Oh are you going to get a new donkey? "we have Karlof and on his day off his sister stella | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys
Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though
Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too "I've been to the bettys in York and harrogate | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys
Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though
Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too
Oh are you going to get a new donkey?
I think the more the merrier, don't you? Nigel is clearly a write off, Boris has become a diva so maybe we will find a suitable substitute.
Evening all "Evening | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys
Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though
Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too I've been to the bettys in York and harrogate "Fill me in. This betty's is a coffee shop chain? | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys
Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though
Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too
Oh are you going to get a new donkey?
I think the more the merrier, don't you? Nigel is clearly a write off, Boris has become a diva so maybe we will find a suitable substitute.
Evening all
Evening"Evening Pieman | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys
Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though
Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too I've been to the bettys in York and harrogate
Fill me in. This betty's is a coffee shop chain?"yes sweetheart but onlu up norf but delic cakes and pasteries | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys
Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though
Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too I've been to the bettys in York and harrogate
Fill me in. This betty's is a coffee shop chain?yes sweetheart but onlu up norf but delic cakes and pasteries"They so fat rascals...bloody nice they are | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys
Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though
Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too I've been to the bettys in York and harrogate
Fill me in. This betty's is a coffee shop chain?yes sweetheart but onlu up norf but delic cakes and pasteries
They so fat rascals...bloody nice they are"I am from oop norf but not heard of them. Sounds like my cup of coffee | |||
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"Mistress and I are having a latte in Betty's don't you know? I love bettys
Omg we all need to meet there one day, Fab afternoon tea long way for me though
Well, when we have our Blackpool beach party we can pop into Betty's too I've been to the bettys in York and harrogate
Fill me in. This betty's is a coffee shop chain?yes sweetheart but onlu up norf but delic cakes and pasteries
They so fat rascals...bloody nice they are
I am from oop norf but not heard of them. Sounds like my cup of coffee "there like the lyons corner houses | |||
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"Nice tea and coffee "can picture mistress dressed as a nippy | |||
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"Nice tea and coffee can picture mistress dressed as a nippy"Was chippy in a past life.. | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed "Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear? | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear? "I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers "Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape. | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers
Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape. "Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers
Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.
Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning "Of course not. My lips are sealed  | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers
Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.
Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning
Of course not. My lips are sealed "Good girl I've trained you well  | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers
Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.
Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning "Love instant coffee! Sorry to desert my post gang, was at football with grandson | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers
Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.
Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning
Of course not. My lips are sealed
Good girl I've trained you well "Instant?  | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers
Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.
Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning
Of course not. My lips are sealed
Good girl I've trained you well
Instant? " hi Babs xx | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers
Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.
Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning
Love instant coffee! Sorry to desert my post gang, was at football with grandson "Ah well your lucky I'm still in a good mood
I'll grant you a pardon | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers
Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.
Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning
Of course not. My lips are sealed
Good girl I've trained you well
Instant? "I know
But it was Kencot millicano
And has that cosmos been gobbling off ffs | |||
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"Don't forget NOT to watch that program on the telly tonight... "Don't push your luck | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers
Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.
Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning
Love instant coffee! Sorry to desert my post gang, was at football with grandson
Ah well your lucky I'm still in a good mood
I'll grant you a pardon "Thank you | |||
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"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress? "Yep very enlightening | |||
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"creeps in looking for coffee ooooo me head hate headaches from stress" Hey Voddy! Hope you de stress soon | |||
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"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?
Yep very enlightening "Ooh, can you share? | |||
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"creeps in looking for coffee ooooo me head hate headaches from stress" I hope you knocked that fecker out last night _oddy | |||
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"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?
Yep very enlightening
Ooh, can you share? "Noooo | |||
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"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?
Yep very enlightening
Ooh, can you share?
Noooo "'kay | |||
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"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?
Yep very enlightening
Ooh, can you share?
Noooo
'kay "Your welcome Manuel | |||
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"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?
Yep very enlightening
Ooh, can you share?
Noooo
'kay
Your welcome Manuel "Haha! That was 'que'! | |||
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"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?
Yep very enlightening
Ooh, can you share?
Noooo
'kay
Your welcome Manuel
Haha! That was 'que'! "Sounds the fecking same | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers
Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.
Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning
Of course not. My lips are sealed
Good girl I've trained you well
Instant?
hi Babs xx"Hello I was off wrapping presents | |||
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"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?
Yep very enlightening
Ooh, can you share?
Noooo
'kay
Your welcome Manuel
Haha! That was 'que'!
Sounds the fecking same "It does
What you doing tonight? | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers
Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.
Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning
Of course not. My lips are sealed
Good girl I've trained you well
Instant?
hi Babs xx
Hello I was off wrapping presents "Ooh, getting in the swing of Christmas? | |||
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"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?
Yep very enlightening
Ooh, can you share?
Noooo
'kay
Your welcome Manuel
Haha! That was 'que'!
Sounds the fecking same
It does
What you doing tonight?"Not too sure yet But I can fecking tell you what I'm not doing | |||
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"creeps in looking for coffee ooooo me head hate headaches from stress I hope you knocked that fecker out last night _oddy "wish i had done but i walked away the better person even after what i called her and the fact the whole cast were on our side | |||
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"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?
Yep very enlightening
Ooh, can you share?
Noooo
'kay
Your welcome Manuel
Haha! That was 'que'!
Sounds the fecking same
It does
What you doing tonight?
Not too sure yet
But I can fecking tell you what I'm not doing "what your not making me dinner | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers
Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.
Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning
Of course not. My lips are sealed
Good girl I've trained you well
Instant?
hi Babs xx
Hello I was off wrapping presents "Oh you look gift wrapped already | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers
Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.
Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning
Of course not. My lips are sealed
Good girl I've trained you well
Instant?
hi Babs xx
Hello I was off wrapping presents
Ooh, getting in the swing of Christmas? "Love it. My favourite time of the year. Onc again sat here with glitter in places you don’t even want to know about | |||
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"creeps in looking for coffee ooooo me head hate headaches from stress I hope you knocked that fecker out last night _oddy wish i had done but i walked away the better person even after what i called her and the fact the whole cast were on our side"Good on yer _oddy | |||
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"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?
Yep very enlightening
Ooh, can you share?
Noooo "thats wot them truckers said last night | |||
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"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?
Yep very enlightening
Ooh, can you share?
Noooo
'kay
Your welcome Manuel
Haha! That was 'que'!
Sounds the fecking same
It does
What you doing tonight?
Not too sure yet
But I can fecking tell you what I'm not doing "Haha! | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers
Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.
Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning
Of course not. My lips are sealed
Good girl I've trained you well
Instant?
hi Babs xx
Hello I was off wrapping presents
Ooh, getting in the swing of Christmas?
Love it. My favourite time of the year. Onc again sat here with glitter in places you don’t even want to know about "peeps down babs top glittery boobs | |||
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"Good morning everyone I'm back home so normal service is fecking resumed
Welcome home. Should I make you a latte dear?
I'm just sitting down to one..but thanks babsjoan as none off the buggers holding the fort were here to make me one
Lazy feckers
Tut tut. It looks like they sneaked off when your back was turned. It's just as well Babs was here to keep things ship shape.
Pissst...not a mention of the instant we had this morning
Of course not. My lips are sealed
Good girl I've trained you well
Instant?
hi Babs xx
Hello I was off wrapping presents
Ooh, getting in the swing of Christmas?
Love it. My favourite time of the year. Onc again sat here with glitter in places you don’t even want to know about "Ah, Mistress likes lots of glitter | |||
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"Did you enjoy your day out Mistress?
Yep very enlightening
Ooh, can you share?
Noooo
'kay
Your welcome Manuel
Haha! That was 'que'!
Sounds the fecking same
It does
What you doing tonight?
Not too sure yet
But I can fecking tell you what I'm not doing what your not making me dinner "In the words of Chesney "don't be stupid woman" it would be fecking cold by the time I got to you ffs | |||
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"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules "*I watch it but don't tell Mistress, otherwise you'll get chucked off here!* As you were! | |||
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"Hey...one of the marshalls at the event had a fecking glitter stick last night! Fecking cosmos tried to mug the fecker ffs "Ooh love a glitter stick! | |||
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"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules "I'd say no to fecking all...but we have a couple of unruly members on here...and one even has a fecking thread on it | |||
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"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules
I'd say no to fecking all...but we have a couple of unruly members on here...and one even has a fecking thread on it "Tut....disgraceful.... | |||
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"Hey...one of the marshalls at the event had a fecking glitter stick last night! Fecking cosmos tried to mug the fecker ffs
Ooh love a glitter dick! "how would you explain a glittery foof at the doctors | |||
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"Hey...one of the marshalls at the event had a fecking glitter stick last night! Fecking cosmos tried to mug the fecker ffs
Ooh love a glitter dick! how would you explain a glittery foof at the doctors"I would just say I was wrapping Christmas pressies with Babs! | |||
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"Hey...one of the marshalls at the event had a fecking glitter stick last night! Fecking cosmos tried to mug the fecker ffs
Ooh love a glitter dick! how would you explain a glittery foof at the doctors"That's a camel toe to you _amiss | |||
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"Hey...one of the marshalls at the event had a fecking glitter stick last night! Fecking cosmos tried to mug the fecker ffs
Ooh love a glitter dick! how would you explain a glittery foof at the doctors
That's a camel toe to you _amiss "God, I hate camel toes, especially when they're all flabby and squidgy, not a good look! | |||
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"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules
I'd say no to fecking all...but we have a couple of unruly members on here...and one even has a fecking thread on it
Tut....disgraceful.... "I’m a recovering strictly fan. I miss Len. Not another word from me. But I do like the sequins ... I like all things shiny. And the shoes ... I like the shoes | |||
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"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules
I'd say no to fecking all...but we have a couple of unruly members on here...and one even has a fecking thread on it
Tut....disgraceful....
I’m a recovering strictly fan. I miss Len. Not another word from me.
But I do like the sequins ... I like all things shiny. And the shoes ... I like the shoes "i like his holiday proggrammes when he takes folks back to there childhood holiday places | |||
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"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules
I'd say no to fecking all...but we have a couple of unruly members on here...and one even has a fecking thread on it
Tut....disgraceful....
I’m a recovering strictly fan. I miss Len. Not another word from me.
But I do like the sequins ... I like all things shiny. And the shoes ... I like the shoes i like his holiday proggrammes when he takes folks back to there childhood holiday places "I haven’t watched it but I will look out for it | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs "rules can be broken | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs "Oops sorry | |||
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"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules
I'd say no to fecking all...but we have a couple of unruly members on here...and one even has a fecking thread on it
Tut....disgraceful....
I’m a recovering strictly fan. I miss Len. Not another word from me.
But I do like the sequins ... I like all things shiny. And the shoes ... I like the shoes i like his holiday proggrammes when he takes folks back to there childhood holiday places
I haven’t watched it but I will look out for it "bbc2 in the afternoons | |||
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"So I’m confused about something ... are we allowed to watch the twirly wurly program that shall not be named or not? Or can we watch but not talk about it? I didn’t read the rules
I'd say no to fecking all...but we have a couple of unruly members on here...and one even has a fecking thread on it
Tut....disgraceful....
I’m a recovering strictly fan. I miss Len. Not another word from me.
But I do like the sequins ... I like all things shiny. And the shoes ... I like the shoes i like his holiday proggrammes when he takes folks back to there childhood holiday places "Me too, love Len, his autobiography is a good read. Sorry Mistress! | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs rules can be broken "Oh no they can't. ..well not on this thread. Others maybe | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry "Your new so a little slip is ok | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok "places banana skins around | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok "You do like the word"feckin"dont you | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok places banana skins around"You can bugger off with them
Fecking caveman is scared to come here anymore since your last fecking say altering ffs | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you"I like it as much as you dislike lol 
And that fecking emoji | |||
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"Who is this lens? Did he used to be a builder in coronation Street? "Yeah, lens fairclough! | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you
I like it as much as you dislike lol
And that fecking emoji "Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you"ah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming | |||
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"Who is this lens? Did he used to be a builder in coronation Street?
Yeah, lens fairclough! "Feck where did that s come from | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming "Compliments on a saturday from _oddy,nice | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you
I like it as much as you dislike lol
And that fecking emoji
Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile"Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face | |||
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"Who is this lens? Did he used to be a builder in coronation Street?
Yeah, lens fairclough!
Feck where did that s come from "Fook nose! | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you
I like it as much as you dislike lol
And that fecking emoji
Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile
Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face "Did you have some rumpy pumpy? | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming "You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?..... | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you
I like it as much as you dislike lol
And that fecking emoji
Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile
Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face
Did you have some rumpy pumpy?"A gentleman/lady never tells | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you
I like it as much as you dislike lol
And that fecking emoji
Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile
Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face
Did you have some rumpy pumpy?"No..they went to Betty's...apparently | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?..... "Great ass....ooops thinking out loud | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?..... "sammi its sinderella must get the fireman involved to incase the place gets flooded | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?..... "Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Great ass....ooops thinking out loud"We're not talking about the pantomime donkey, I take it? | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you
I like it as much as you dislike lol
And that fecking emoji
Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile
Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face
Did you have some rumpy pumpy?
A gentleman/lady never tells "its all over twitter what you got up to | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Great ass....ooops thinking out loud
We're not talking about the pantomime donkey, I take it? "which one karlof or stella | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?..... sammi its sinderella must get the fireman involved to incase the place gets flooded"I'll have the fivers on, don't worry! | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you
I like it as much as you dislike lol
And that fecking emoji
Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile
Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face
Did you have some rumpy pumpy?
No..they went to Betty's...apparently "And somewhere after that....but I couldn't possibly say Fecking hate lamppost pissers | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you
I like it as much as you dislike lol
And that fecking emoji
Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile
Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face
Did you have some rumpy pumpy?
No..they went to Betty's...apparently
And somewhere after that....but I couldn't possibly say
Fecking hate lamppost pissers "how did you cock ya leg so high up it | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol "So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract.... | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Great ass....ooops thinking out loud
We're not talking about the pantomime donkey, I take it? which one karlof or stella"Deffo karlof | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you
I like it as much as you dislike lol
And that fecking emoji
Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile
Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face
Did you have some rumpy pumpy?
No..they went to Betty's...apparently
And somewhere after that....but I couldn't possibly say
Fecking hate lamppost pissers how did you cock ya leg so high up it"I was in baitch mode | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you
I like it as much as you dislike lol
And that fecking emoji
Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile
Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face
Did you have some rumpy pumpy?
No..they went to Betty's...apparently
And somewhere after that....but I couldn't possibly say
Fecking hate lamppost pissers "Haha! | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol
So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract.... "The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick  | |||
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"right back in a bit off to collect daughters prescription if its fecking ready" Catch ya later, Voddy | |||
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"right back in a bit off to collect daughters prescription if its fecking ready" Bout fecking time...see you soon | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol
So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....
The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick "He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol
So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....
The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick
He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut "Im bloody here!!! | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol
So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....
The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick
He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut "Feck didn't you tell him about the free latte | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you
I like it as much as you dislike lol
And that fecking emoji
Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile
Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face
Did you have some rumpy pumpy?
A gentleman/lady never tells its all over twitter what you got up to"Yeah"man in a dress caught hanging out the back of a donkey" | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol
So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....
The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick
He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut
Im bloody here!!!"Feck if we need a ninja...you've got the fecking part | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you
I like it as much as you dislike lol
And that fecking emoji
Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile
Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face
Did you have some rumpy pumpy?
A gentleman/lady never tells its all over twitter what you got up to
Yeah"man in a dress caught hanging out the back of a donkey""The fecking liars...it was a camel ffs | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol
So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....
The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick
He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut
Im bloody here!!!
Feck if we need a ninja...you've got the fecking part "(  ) | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol
So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....
The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick
He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut
Im bloody here!!!"Ooh, I've been jumping round all the threads trying to find you...so are you signing up for the panto or not? | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you
I like it as much as you dislike lol
And that fecking emoji
Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile
Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face
Did you have some rumpy pumpy?
A gentleman/lady never tells its all over twitter what you got up to
Yeah"man in a dress caught hanging out the back of a donkey"
The fecking liars...it was a camel ffs"....with a toe..... | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol
So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....
The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick
He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut
Im bloody here!!!
Ooh, I've been jumping round all the threads trying to find you...so are you signing up for the panto or not? "What bloody panto? | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont you
I like it as much as you dislike lol
And that fecking emoji
Anyway how the bloodyhell are ya.havnt chatted for awhile
Good mate just back from a little jolly yesterday....still got a fecking smile on me face
Did you have some rumpy pumpy?
A gentleman/lady never tells its all over twitter what you got up to
Yeah"man in a dress caught hanging out the back of a donkey"
The fecking liars...it was a camel ffs
....with a toe..... "No Oi fecking cosmos had that fecker up my ass | |||
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"( )"Just practicing that ninja thing... | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol
So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....
The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick
He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut
Im bloody here!!!
Ooh, I've been jumping round all the threads trying to find you...so are you signing up for the panto or not?
What bloody panto?"Feck that I'll let some fecker else explain that one | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol
So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....
The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick
He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut
Im bloody here!!!
Ooh, I've been jumping round all the threads trying to find you...so are you signing up for the panto or not?
What bloody panto?
Feck that I'll let some fecker else explain that one "Feck off | |||
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"( )
Just practicing that ninja thing... "Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ( ) | |||
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"( )
Just practicing that ninja thing...
Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()" | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol
So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....
The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick
He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut
Im bloody here!!!
Ooh, I've been jumping round all the threads trying to find you...so are you signing up for the panto or not?
What bloody panto?
Feck that I'll let some fecker else explain that one
Feck off"Stop swearing ffs | |||
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"Oi you lot this is coming off the fecking rails...rules are fecking rules ffs
Oops sorry
Your new so a little slip is ok
You do like the word"feckin"dont youah mr dash you would make a sexy prince charming
You do know I am Cinderella, don't you?.....
Yeah but Paul Smith gone fecking awol
So Dash will have to step in....don't let him leave until he's signed the contract....
The feckers still online...grab him _amiss..quick
He's trying to get away from me.....hold on......no he's gone....tut
Im bloody here!!!
Ooh, I've been jumping round all the threads trying to find you...so are you signing up for the panto or not?
What bloody panto?"Oh no....you haven't read the previous 27 threads....so....once upon a time, there was a group of reprobates on a swinging site, who decided to get together to produce a panto...long story short...I'm Sinderella and I need a Prince Charming....so.... ...how about it! | |||
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"( )
Just practicing that ninja thing...
Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()"
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"( )
Just practicing that ninja thing...
Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()"
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"( )
Just practicing that ninja thing...
Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()"
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"( )
Just practicing that ninja thing...
Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()"
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Or is it? | |||
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"( )
Just practicing that ninja thing...
Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()"
()
End of thread
Or is it?
Just maybe | |||
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"( )"Just practicing that ninja thing...
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"( )
Just practicing that ninja thing...
Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()"    | |||
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"( )
Just practicing that ninja thing...
Yeah its funny how you can only remember how to use it when you see it ()"
Sasmissssssssssssss start a new one | |||
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