FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Care to join me?
Care to join me?
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?  "
Cup of Rosie please, and a couple of fruit shortcakes |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Can I have tiramisu  "
Sure, would you like an espresso woth that? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Cup of Rosie please, and a couple of fruit shortcakes "
Fruit shortakes are the staple of any good biscuit tin, you can have 3 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Can I have tiramisu
Sure, would you like an espresso woth that? "
Coffee standard NATO and chocolate bourbons if you please |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Cup of Rosie please, and a couple of fruit shortcakes
Fruit shortakes are the staple of any good biscuit tin, you can have 3 "
Shh don’t tell anyone your just became my favourite  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Can I have tiramisu
Sure, would you like an espresso woth that?
Coffee standard NATO and chocolate bourbons if you please"
Coming up |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Cup of Rosie please, and a couple of fruit shortcakes
Fruit shortakes are the staple of any good biscuit tin, you can have 3
Shh don’t tell anyone your just became my favourite "
Secrets safe with me |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I'm a simple man.
A chocolate digestive, delivered by you wearing what you're wedding in your profile pic!
Thanks
"
This isnt dial a digestive pal, you can collect like everyone else |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Cup of tea and a tunnocks tea cake please "
Load of butter? Delish |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Cup of tea and a tunnocks tea cake please "
That's not a biscuit though! Plus tunnocks caramel logs are better 
I'll have a strong cup of tea and a bourbon biscuit please |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Cup of tea and a tunnocks tea cake please
That's not a biscuit though! Plus tunnocks caramel logs are better
I'll have a strong cup of tea and a bourbon biscuit please "
I have cakes too
Tea and bourbon coming up |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Can I have tiramisu
Sure, would you like an espresso woth that?
Coffee standard NATO and chocolate bourbons if you please
Coming up "
Thank you kind lady |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Cup of tea and a tunnocks tea cake please
That's not a biscuit though! Plus tunnocks caramel logs are better
I'll have a strong cup of tea and a bourbon biscuit please "
Caramel log would do, am easily pleased |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Cup of tea and a tunnocks tea cake please
That's not a biscuit though! Plus tunnocks caramel logs are better
I'll have a strong cup of tea and a bourbon biscuit please
Caramel log would do, am easily pleased "
I don't know that one, let me rummage in my pantry |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"How did I miss this thread 
Tea - Ceylon, custard cream to dunk (or party rings or shortbread or anything except rich tea and Jaffa cakes) please "
Gotta love a good party ring |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Anything a little stronger in the cabinet?
I may have some gin "
Gin sounds perfect 
Dont think there's a perfect biscuit combination that goes with Gin mind  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Anything a little stronger in the cabinet?
I may have some gin
Gin sounds perfect
Dont think there's a perfect biscuit combination that goes with Gin mind "
Gin doesn't need a biscuit. Just Ice, lime and tonic |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *arksMan
over a year ago
in the centre |
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Cup of Rosie please, and a couple of fruit shortcakes
Fruit shortakes are the staple of any good biscuit tin, you can have 3 "
Fruit shortcakes should only be dished out in even numbers as they're a flimsy biscuit and need doubling up for dunking |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Whatever you're offering beaut! "
You can have my secret stash, oreo or jammy dodger |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Whatever you're offering beaut!
You can have my secret stash, oreo or jammy dodger "
You really know how to make a woman moist! 
Jammy Dodger please doll |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Cup of Rosie please, and a couple of fruit shortcakes
Fruit shortakes are the staple of any good biscuit tin, you can have 3
Fruit shortcakes should only be dished out in even numbers as they're a flimsy biscuit and need doubling up for dunking "
Rookie mistake from me! 6 it is |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Cup of tea and a tunnocks tea cake please
That's not a biscuit though! Plus tunnocks caramel logs are better
I'll have a strong cup of tea and a bourbon biscuit please
Caramel log would do, am easily pleased
I don't know that one, let me rummage in my pantry "
No no let me rummage in your pantry |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Hobnobs dipped in tea, anything else just don’t cut it
Nooooooooo that's wrong.....it's gotta be ginger nuts!!!!!
Hubba hubba
One of each? "
Go on then...I'm a greedy girl so could easily manage 2!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Hobnobs dipped in tea, anything else just don’t cut it
Nooooooooo that's wrong.....it's gotta be ginger nuts!!!!!
Hubba hubba
One of each?
Go on then...I'm a greedy girl so could easily manage 2!!!"
You and me both |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Not a fan of tea, but a latte and biscotti would be lovely, thanks
Any flavour in your latte? I have a nice salted caramel? "
Some cinnamon on top?please you're very kind  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Not a fan of tea, but a latte and biscotti would be lovely, thanks
Any flavour in your latte? I have a nice salted caramel?
Some cinnamon on top?please you're very kind "
Oh cinnamon top, nice! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Coffee. Strong, white and sweet. Unlike me.
Whatever is left in the biscuit barrel at this late stage is good with me. "
Saved some for you didnt I
Blue Ribband or a Rocky? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Kit Kat and a cuppa please
2 or 4 fingers?
4, I’ll give you 2 if you like? 
Do love a good finger PB, 2 even better
Here’s one then Miss P "
You Sir are a gem |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Don't suppose I can get any Cointreau in here at all? "
*rummages in drinks cabinet*
Yep! I have a wee bit left over from last crimbo, might be double strength now mind |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Kit Kat and a cuppa please
2 or 4 fingers?
4, I’ll give you 2 if you like?
Do love a good finger PB, 2 even better
Here’s one then Miss P
You Sir are a gem "
I'd like to give you one but I don't know where somewhere is |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Coffee. Strong, white and sweet. Unlike me.
Whatever is left in the biscuit barrel at this late stage is good with me.
Saved some for you didnt I
Blue Ribband or a Rocky? "
Oh you
Blue Riband for the win! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Kit Kat and a cuppa please
2 or 4 fingers?
4, I’ll give you 2 if you like?
Do love a good finger PB, 2 even better
Here’s one then Miss P
You Sir are a gem
I'd like to give you one but I don't know where somewhere is"
We still talking biscuits? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Kit Kat and a cuppa please
2 or 4 fingers?
4, I’ll give you 2 if you like?
Do love a good finger PB, 2 even better
Here’s one then Miss P
You Sir are a gem
I'd like to give you one but I don't know where somewhere is
We still talking biscuits? "
I thought we'd moved on to fingers |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Not a fan of tea, but a latte and biscotti would be lovely, thanks
Any flavour in your latte? I have a nice salted caramel?
Some cinnamon on top?please you're very kind
Oh cinnamon top, nice! "
A little bit of cinnamon goes a long way, and its antioxidant abilities are what makes it especially beneficial to include in your diet. As little as 1/2 of one teaspoon of cinnamon daily can have positive effects on blood sugar levels, digestion, immunity, and more.
Read this while ago, so I always add cinnamon to my latte |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like? "
I would love an Irish Coffee served by a lady dressed provocative |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Not a fan of tea, but a latte and biscotti would be lovely, thanks
Any flavour in your latte? I have a nice salted caramel?
Some cinnamon on top?please you're very kind
Oh cinnamon top, nice!
A little bit of cinnamon goes a long way, and its antioxidant abilities are what makes it especially beneficial to include in your diet. As little as 1/2 of one teaspoon of cinnamon daily can have positive effects on blood sugar levels, digestion, immunity, and more.
Read this while ago, so I always add cinnamon to my latte "
Really? Thats really interesting |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
I would love an Irish Coffee served by a lady dressed provocative "
Im in my fluffy pj's |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Kit Kat and a cuppa please
2 or 4 fingers?
4, I’ll give you 2 if you like?
Do love a good finger PB, 2 even better
Here’s one then Miss P
You Sir are a gem
I'd like to give you one but I don't know where somewhere is
We still talking biscuits?
I thought we'd moved on to fingers"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Don't suppose I can get any Cointreau in here at all?
*rummages in drinks cabinet*
Yep! I have a wee bit left over from last crimbo, might be double strength now mind "
Sounds glorious, 1 cube of ice please |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Has to be a Muffin for me
Lemon, Blueberry or chocolate?
Nice moist lemon one
Love a moist muffin
Oh yes the best muffins seem to get more moist the more you tuck in "
Do love a gooey soft centre |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Tea with milk and half a sugar "
Tell me when, I'm generous with my sweetness |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ork10Man
over a year ago
York |
"Has to be a Muffin for me
Lemon, Blueberry or chocolate?
Nice moist lemon one
Love a moist muffin
Oh yes the best muffins seem to get more moist the more you tuck in
Do love a gooey soft centre "
Oh yes I can tell your a fan of a good Muffin |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Has to be a Muffin for me
Lemon, Blueberry or chocolate?
Nice moist lemon one
Love a moist muffin
Oh yes the best muffins seem to get more moist the more you tuck in
Do love a gooey soft centre
Oh yes I can tell your a fan of a good Muffin "
T'is true |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ork10Man
over a year ago
York |
"Has to be a Muffin for me
Lemon, Blueberry or chocolate?
Nice moist lemon one
Love a moist muffin
Oh yes the best muffins seem to get more moist the more you tuck in
Do love a gooey soft centre
Oh yes I can tell your a fan of a good Muffin
T'is true "
Nice when they got hard bits in you can suck and flick with your tongue |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Has to be a Muffin for me
Lemon, Blueberry or chocolate?
Nice moist lemon one
Love a moist muffin
Oh yes the best muffins seem to get more moist the more you tuck in
Do love a gooey soft centre
Oh yes I can tell your a fan of a good Muffin
T'is true
Nice when they got hard bits in you can suck and flick with your tongue "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Mint viscount milk and 2 please leave the tea bag in i like mines strong 
I'll even double bag you
Just incase one slips off "
You can never be too careful |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Any booby cuddles going tonight Polly? 
Me too please girls!
Come here you two!! Come for a cwtch
This is just what I needed!  "
Ive got a secret stash of Jaffa cakes too |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Any booby cuddles going tonight Polly?
Me too please girls!
Come here you two!! Come for a cwtch
This is just what I needed!
Ive got a secret stash of Jaffa cakes too "
My unicorn slippers and I are stopping for the night! Snuggle up girls |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Glass of cold white and a hob nob?? X"
Wine AND biscuits? On a School night? Oh you're a naughty one |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Mint viscount milk and 2 please leave the tea bag in i like mines strong
I'll even double bag you
Just incase one slips off
You can never be too careful "
Hahahaha defo not |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Any booby cuddles going tonight Polly?
Me too please girls!
Come here you two!! Come for a cwtch
This is just what I needed!
Ive got a secret stash of Jaffa cakes too
My unicorn slippers and I are stopping for the night! Snuggle up girls "
Kitchens now closed, my birds are here |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
Self control has left the building, there is nothing listed above apart from dead fly biscuits that I wouldn't devour right now...but I will settle for a nice cuppa, to late for coffee and surprise me on the goodies
Madame Boo |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Self control has left the building, there is nothing listed above apart from dead fly biscuits that I wouldn't devour right now...but I will settle for a nice cuppa, to late for coffee and surprise me on the goodies
Madame Boo"
Nice cup of tea and a penguin |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Hey gorgeous arriving fashionably late but bearing jaffa cakes and a kiss x
Peach x"
Mwah!!! You're just in time, me, Rubes and Strumpet have just got into bed, theres room next to me x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Any booby cuddles going tonight Polly?
Me too please girls!
Come here you two!! Come for a cwtch
This is just what I needed!
Ive got a secret stash of Jaffa cakes too
My unicorn slippers and I are stopping for the night! Snuggle up girls
Kitchens now closed, my birds are here "
*swoon* |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Hey gorgeous arriving fashionably late but bearing jaffa cakes and a kiss x
Peach x
Mwah!!! You're just in time, me, Rubes and Strumpet have just got into bed, theres room next to me x"
Oh this is just perfect
Peach x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Hey gorgeous arriving fashionably late but bearing jaffa cakes and a kiss x
Peach x
Sod your Jaffa cakes. I'll take a pile of your kisses please "
You can have one from me too if you'd like |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hey gorgeous arriving fashionably late but bearing jaffa cakes and a kiss x
Peach x
Sod your Jaffa cakes. I'll take a pile of your kisses please
You can have one from me too if you'd like "
Yes please |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Strong sweet tea and either shortbread finger or an Orange club biscuit please..... "
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our club
Coming up |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Hey gorgeous arriving fashionably late but bearing jaffa cakes and a kiss x
Peach x
Sod your Jaffa cakes. I'll take a pile of your kisses please "
Oh you're an easy pull...grrrr
Peach x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Self control has left the building, there is nothing listed above apart from dead fly biscuits that I wouldn't devour right now...but I will settle for a nice cuppa, to late for coffee and surprise me on the goodies
Madame Boo
Nice cup of tea and a penguin "
Pppppick up for the right biscuit
Madame Boo |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Glass of cold white and a hob nob?? X
Wine AND biscuits? On a School night? Oh you're a naughty one "
Biscuits?? Who said any thing about bisciuts |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The weather is pants so I've got the kettle on and the biscuit tin open....
What would you like?
Glass of cold white and a hob nob?? X
Wine AND biscuits? On a School night? Oh you're a naughty one
Biscuits?? Who said any thing about bisciuts "
Err hob nob? Is that something different where you're from?? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
