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"But what if you meet and they are as dull as ditch water or look nothing like their picture as its ten years out of date ?lol ."
Then you take a bathroom break and climb out the window  |
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"But what if you meet and they are as dull as ditch water or look nothing like their picture as its ten years out of date ?lol .
Then you take a bathroom break and climb out the window "
A friend of mine did that as when she see him walk in the pub she ran to the toilets and text him that she couldnt make it cos her kid wasnt well. She then had to text a nother friend to come in and see if he had gone .lmao |
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"just say no thanks yer not my type will yer accept a handjob instead"
What if you're Steve Austin before the re - build? What could you offer as a consolation then ?
I have met those ive not diddled with ... I just buy em a drink back n say . was nice to meet you - im off now bye - then I go. Snorrard. |
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"just say no thanks yer not my type will yer accept a handjob instead
So if i get offered just that then i know why now lol "
ah yeah but i know u already so yer may get a blow job instead |
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I think this thread assumes that you meet someone for the first time and fancy them. The question is: do you shag on a first meet or not?
Answer: Absodefolutely! - I gave up playing the "will you still respect me in the morning" games years ago. I'm an adult perectly capable of making an instant decision on whether I want to fuck someone or not, and I prefer women of the same ilk.
Obviously, I'm speaking from a single man's perspective as I'm married now and Siren has to fancy the guy too hehehe   |
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"just say no thanks yer not my type will yer accept a handjob instead
So if i get offered just that then i know why now lol
ah yeah but i know u already so yer may get a blow job instead"
So is that your not that ugly so ill suck your cock? so does it go in stages then ugly = nothing not that ugly = suck your cock and goodlooking = ok you can stick your cock in me?  |
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"just say no thanks yer not my type will yer accept a handjob instead
So if i get offered just that then i know why now lol
ah yeah but i know u already so yer may get a blow job instead
So is that your not that ugly so ill suck your cock? so does it go in stages then ugly = nothing not that ugly = suck your cock and goodlooking = ok you can stick your cock in me? "
Dunno what all the fuss is about tbh, I mean, what is sex after all? All you're doing is sticking your pisser up someone else's pisser. hehehe |
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"just say no thanks yer not my type will yer accept a handjob instead
So if i get offered just that then i know why now lol
ah yeah but i know u already so yer may get a blow job instead
So is that your not that ugly so ill suck your cock? so does it go in stages then ugly = nothing not that ugly = suck your cock and goodlooking = ok you can stick your cock in me?
Dunno what all the fuss is about tbh, I mean, what is sex after all? All you're doing is sticking your pisser up someone else's pisser. hehehe "
Well true but hey nothing better than going up a pisser |
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"just say no thanks yer not my type will yer accept a handjob instead
Or you could just get em to blindfold ya - problem solved! "
Well you know what they say " sexyness is only a light switch away !" but if its day time a bag will do lol |
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"just say no thanks yer not my type will yer accept a handjob instead
Or you could just get em to blindfold ya - problem solved!
Well you know what they say " sexyness is only a light switch away !" but if its day time a bag will do lol"
Very good plan, you clever dawg you, but how do you bring in a bag inconspicuthingieously? And more to the point, what if they bring one  I mean, we can all say this and that about this way round, but how'd we like it if it was the other 
I don't even know if that made sense, I'm currently spilling tomato sauce all over my keyboard and trying not to spit out my hot dog which is on far too big a roll |
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"just say no thanks yer not my type will yer accept a handjob instead
Or you could just get em to blindfold ya - problem solved!
Well you know what they say " sexyness is only a light switch away !" but if its day time a bag will do lol
Very good plan, you clever dawg you, but how do you bring in a bag inconspicuthingieously? And more to the point, what if they bring one I mean, we can all say this and that about this way round, but how'd we like it if it was the other
I don't even know if that made sense, I'm currently spilling tomato sauce all over my keyboard and trying not to spit out my hot dog which is on far too big a roll "
So what abit of dressing up with bags as you can pretend the other person is who ever you want to fuck and does it matter? |
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"Shag or not to shag! Far too big a question for me today
Alka seltza or resolve then? "
I am sooooooooooooo ill you would not believe. Was on here till gowd knows what time there and im an hour in front.  |
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"just say no thanks yer not my type will yer accept a handjob instead
Or you could just get em to blindfold ya - problem solved!
Well you know what they say " sexyness is only a light switch away !" but if its day time a bag will do lol
Very good plan, you clever dawg you, but how do you bring in a bag inconspicuthingieously? And more to the point, what if they bring one I mean, we can all say this and that about this way round, but how'd we like it if it was the other
I don't even know if that made sense, I'm currently spilling tomato sauce all over my keyboard and trying not to spit out my hot dog which is on far too big a roll
So what abit of dressing up with bags as you can pretend the other person is who ever you want to fuck and does it matter?"
Is that not cool like?  |
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"just say no thanks yer not my type will yer accept a handjob instead
Or you could just get em to blindfold ya - problem solved!
Well you know what they say " sexyness is only a light switch away !" but if its day time a bag will do lol
Very good plan, you clever dawg you, but how do you bring in a bag inconspicuthingieously? And more to the point, what if they bring one I mean, we can all say this and that about this way round, but how'd we like it if it was the other
I don't even know if that made sense, I'm currently spilling tomato sauce all over my keyboard and trying not to spit out my hot dog which is on far too big a roll
So what abit of dressing up with bags as you can pretend the other person is who ever you want to fuck and does it matter?
Is that not cool like? "
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