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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That when you go to use a public toilet, at work or whatever, that the urinal starts to flush, and the one you are using is alwasy the blocked one that goes down the hole slower than the others and you are thinking "Shit...i hope it doesn't over flow" a couple of times i have had to stop mid slash and you know how hard that is!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dunna have that problem canna reach em anyway need a box fa a normal loo lol xx  
Now, if you were 5ft 3 you'd be able to reach  "
And if you didn't have such a small gob ya would be able ta fit my cock in it xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can always tell which guys are peekers - those who look over at the guy next to him to see if his cock is bigger.
How can you tell?
They're the ones who piss on their shoes cos they're not paying attention to the job in hand.  |
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"You can always tell which guys are peekers - those who look over at the guy next to him to see if his cock is bigger.
How can you tell?
They're the ones who piss on their shoes cos they're not paying attention to the job in hand. "
Only way you would know is if you were watching both of them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"id there are urinals free only people who get stage fright or who have minute cocks go into the cubicle"
and sensible ones that don't want to take the risk of having to stop mid flow.
I use cubicals when possible, always concerned I'll get splash back onto my clothes/shoes from urinals |
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In my experienceone of the most awkward things that can happen whilst out drinking is that my pint-to-pee ratio synchronises with that of a complete stranger and we cross paths repeatedly...
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"In my experienceone of the most awkward things that can happen whilst out drinking is that my pint-to-pee ratio synchronises with that of a complete stranger and we cross paths repeatedly...
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Ha ha thats an old ben elton gag i am sure of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That when you go to use a public toilet, at work or whatever, that the urinal starts to flush, and the one you are using is alwasy the blocked one that goes down the hole slower than the others and you are thinking "Shit...i hope it doesn't over flow" a couple of times i have had to stop mid slash and you know how hard that is!
Rant over"
I guess it could be worse..... I mean, granted its never a good thing having your shoes soaked with piss......
But imagine the distress suffered by really hung guys if their cock were to inadvertently dip into a overflowing pot of communally discharged slash ....
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