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The Strictly No Dancing and lots of Fecking Twirling Thread 27
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls "I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved? | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved? "you may choose your outfit | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls "No I’m an  | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an "such a shame your halo slipped around your ankles  | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an "Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an such a shame your halo slipped around your ankles "I think that was my knickers  | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit "This coming from Mrs No Nipples | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples "how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top | |||
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"Bugger....I was just about to answer babs then that bloody cosmos got a hold of me and by the time I got free the fecking thread had ended "did she have ya round the throat | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top"I've got a pair of them  | |||
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"Bugger....I was just about to answer babs then that bloody cosmos got a hold of me and by the time I got free the fecking thread had ended did she have ya round the throat"Nah she put fecking mitts on me hands ffs | |||
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"twirls around "Watching your fecking language  | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved? "I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d**** | |||
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"twirls around
Watching your fecking language "bullocks | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved? you may choose your outfit"I have a good wardrobe to choose from | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top"I think you have me mistaken for a working girl | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top"Babsboobsbutnonipplesuntilwevemet ... very true. No nakedness but I do love a bit of glitter, bikini top yes, not built for hot pants. What about a tutu? And a wand?  | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved? you may choose your outfit
I have a good wardrobe to choose from "you did have you mean | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an "I used to be in s s | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
Babsboobsbutnonipplesuntilwevemet ... very true. No nakedness but I do love a bit of glitter, bikini top yes, not built for hot pants. What about a tutu? And a wand? "Doxy wand ? we do need a fairy godmother | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I think you have me mistaken for a working girl "9 to 5 ? | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?"No hotpants for Pink  she’s refused! | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit "You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance? | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance? "You can’t find anyone to be the donkey can you? Go on then .... I’ll take one for the team but I’m not being the rear! | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?
You can’t find anyone to be the donkey can you? Go on then .... I’ll take one for the team but I’m not being the rear! "passes babs mistresss platinum card you and pink pop over to bloomindales and get your outfits | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?
You can’t find anyone to be the donkey can you? Go on then .... I’ll take one for the team but I’m not being the rear! "we have a new donkey nigels brother | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?
You can’t find anyone to be the donkey can you? Go on then .... I’ll take one for the team but I’m not being the rear! we have a new donkey nigels brother "Does he trump glitter? | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?
You can’t find anyone to be the donkey can you? Go on then .... I’ll take one for the team but I’m not being the rear! we have a new donkey nigels brother
Does he trump glitter? "he does and he dances | |||
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"Feck me...I can't keep up as it is. But my fecking phone just froze...had to do a fecking restart "New phone required | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?
No hotpants for Pink she’s refused! "Or thigh high boots | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?
You can’t find anyone to be the donkey can you? Go on then .... I’ll take one for the team but I’m not being the rear! we have a new donkey nigels brother
Does he trump glitter? he does and he dances "Excellent, he's in! | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?
No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!
Or thigh high boots "So, just a bikini top | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?
No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!
Or thigh high boots
So, just a bikini top "cosmos you have to pop over to bloomindales with babs and pink for your outfits the flight leaves tomorrow lunchtime you might even have the chance to take in a broadway show | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?
No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!
Or thigh high boots
So, just a bikini top cosmos you have to pop over to bloomindales with babs and pink for your outfits the flight leaves tomorrow lunchtime you might even have the chance to take in a broadway show"Oh that sounds perfect. Just off to pack | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?
No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!
Or thigh high boots
So, just a bikini top cosmos you have to pop over to bloomindales with babs and pink for your outfits the flight leaves tomorrow lunchtime you might even have the chance to take in a broadway show
Oh that sounds perfect. Just off to pack "What about Harlow Carr  | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?
No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!
Or thigh high boots "I've extra strong telly teabags | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?
No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!
Or thigh high boots
So, just a bikini top "Stop that...she's not into women ffs Well unless they have a beard | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?
No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!
Or thigh high boots
So, just a bikini top
Stop that...she's not into women ffs
Well unless they have a beard "I’m straight not Fab straight | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?
No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!
Or thigh high boots
So, just a bikini top
Stop that...she's not into women ffs
Well unless they have a beard
I’m straight not Fab straight "I've got a few pairs of Y fronts | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?
No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!
Or thigh high boots
So, just a bikini top
Stop that...she's not into women ffs
Well unless they have a beard
I’m straight not Fab straight
I've got a few pairs of Y fronts "You never wear them | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?
No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!
Or thigh high boots
So, just a bikini top
Stop that...she's not into women ffs
Well unless they have a beard
I’m straight not Fab straight
I've got a few pairs of Y fronts
You never wear them "I fecking do when I go to the doctors | |||
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"twirls around "Oh dear... Mistress won't like twirling around....  | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an "Aah lovely...but who told you that? | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I've got a pair of them "Didn't think you done glittery | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?
I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d**** "Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough  | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance? "In a donkey costume shop?.... | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?
No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!
Or thigh high boots
So, just a bikini top
Stop that...she's not into women ffs
Well unless they have a beard
I’m straight not Fab straight
I've got a few pairs of Y fronts
You never wear them
I fecking do when I go to the vets " | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?
In a donkey costume shop?.... "ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?
In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances"Does he have some dance shoes? | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?
In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances
Does he have some dance shoes? "glittery hooves | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?
In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances
Does he have some dance shoes? glittery hooves "Sounds gorgeous | |||
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"twirls around
Oh dear... Mistress won't like twirling around.... "I fecking told her to curb her language ffs | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?
I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****
Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough "Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d**** | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
This coming from Mrs No Nipples how about thigh high boots glittery hot pants and bikini top
I think you have me mistaken for a working girl 9 to 5 ?
No hotpants for Pink she’s refused!
Or thigh high boots
So, just a bikini top
Stop that...she's not into women ffs
Well unless they have a beard
I’m straight not Fab straight
I've got a few pairs of Y fronts
You never wear them
I fecking do when I go to the vets "I spotted that cheeky fecker | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?
In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances"And who the fecks that? | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?
In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances
Does he have some dance shoes? "It's fecking D**** on here ffs | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?
In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances
Does he have some dance shoes? glittery hooves
Sounds gorgeous "Sounds like the fecking devil to me | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?
In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances
Does he have some dance shoes? glittery hooves
Sounds gorgeous
Sounds like the fecking devil to me "Takes one to know one | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
No I’m an
Don’t be a spoilsport, Voddy says we can choose our own outfit
You know where to find a donkey costume by anychance?
In a donkey costume shop?.... ffs we dont need a fecking donkey costume we have nigels brother who dances
Does he have some dance shoes? glittery hooves
Sounds gorgeous
Sounds like the fecking devil to me Takes one to know one" | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?
I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****
Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough
Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d**** "That's a start I suppose..  | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?
I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****
Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough
Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****
That's a start I suppose.. "And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?
I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****
Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough
Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****
That's a start I suppose..
And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though "What's that then...like a twirl? | |||
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Second attempt
First fecking attempt to say that...I sent it as a pm to myself | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?
I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****
Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough
Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****
That's a start I suppose..
And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though
What's that then...like a twirl? "A Spin round on one fecking foot...that's what it is ffs | |||
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"Spinny not skinny ffs
Second attempt
First fecking attempt to say that...I sent it as a pm to myself "Haha, twit! So it was a twirl then | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?
I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****
Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough
Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****
That's a start I suppose..
And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though
What's that then...like a twirl?
A Spin round on one fecking foot...that's what it is ffs"Twirl | |||
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"Spinny not skinny ffs
Second attempt
First fecking attempt to say that...I sent it as a pm to myself "daft bugga | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?
I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****
Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough
Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****
That's a start I suppose..
And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though
What's that then...like a twirl?
A Spin round on one fecking foot...that's what it is ffs
Twirl "What have I fecking told you? Watch yer fecking language ffs | |||
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"Spinny not skinny ffs
Second attempt
First fecking attempt to say that...I sent it as a pm to myself daft bugga"I bet you've done it before | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?
I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****
Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough
Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****
That's a start I suppose..
And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though
What's that then...like a twirl?
A Spin round on one fecking foot...that's what it is ffs
Twirl
What have I fecking told you?
Watch yer fecking language ffs "Sorry | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?
I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****
Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough
Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****
That's a start I suppose..
And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though
What's that then...like a twirl?
A Spin round on one fecking foot...that's what it is ffs
Twirl
What have I fecking told you?
Watch yer fecking language ffs
Sorry "Your forgiven | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?
I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****
Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough
Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****
That's a start I suppose..
And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though
What's that then...like a twirl?
A Spin round on one fecking foot...that's what it is ffs
Twirl
What have I fecking told you?
Watch yer fecking language ffs
Sorry
Your forgiven "Thank you. Was just in the dad bod thread, people getting upset, bless them | |||
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"Babs and pink do you think you could be the dancing girls
I’m a good dancer but what’s the outfit? No tassles involved?
I look good in a ballgown but I can't fecking d****
Told you I would teach you The moment has passed now...tough
Don't want to....still know how to fecking dad d****
That's a start I suppose..
And I could do one of those skinny things on one foot...sometimes fecking fell over though
What's that then...like a twirl?
A Spin round on one fecking foot...that's what it is ffs
Twirl
What have I fecking told you?
Watch yer fecking language ffs
Sorry
Your forgiven
Thank you. Was just in the dad bod thread, people getting upset, bless them "Ooo I must go and have a look...seems a lot of it about to night  | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what "You've found a donkey costume? | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what "Yeah I've just read the fecking title ffs | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
Yeah I've just read the fecking title ffs "Where'd she fecking go? | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
Yeah I've just read the fecking title ffs "noooooo simon found out boris can dance so hes going on britains got talent | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
Yeah I've just read the fecking title ffs noooooo simon found out boris can dance so hes going on britains got talent"Haha! | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
Yeah I've just read the fecking title ffs noooooo simon found out boris can dance so hes going on britains got talent
Haha! "need some sparklys for his mane now | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
Yeah I've just read the fecking title ffs noooooo simon found out boris can dance so hes going on britains got talent
Haha! need some sparklys for his mane now"Gorgeous | |||
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"Right lovelies, I'm going to hit the sack. Sweet dreams all and see you the morrow! xx"Night night _amiss xx | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what "What? What? What did I miss? | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss? "I'm still trying to fecking work it out | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out "boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman "Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? "boris the dancing donkey nigels brother | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother"Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it? | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?"he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor "Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink"Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area "It's OK we are going with the donkey But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs"How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play? | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs
How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play? "Different weeks doh | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs
How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?
Different weeks doh "Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs
How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?
Different weeks doh
Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company "Nah found out its just a rumour the fecker has been putting about...he hasn't even got through for deffo yet...fecking smart ass eh | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs
How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?
Different weeks doh
Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company "I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl! | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs
How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?
Different weeks doh
Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company
Nah found out its just a rumour the fecker has been putting about...he hasn't even got through for deffo yet...fecking smart ass eh " | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs
How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?
Different weeks doh
Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company
I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!"Oi forget _oddys fecking title...the only fecking twirls allowed on here are Cadbury ffs | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs
How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?
Different weeks doh
Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company
I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!
Oi forget _oddys fecking title...the only fecking twirls allowed on here are Cadbury ffs" | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs
How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?
Different weeks doh
Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company
I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!
Oi forget _oddys fecking title...the only fecking twirls allowed on here are Cadbury ffs
"Don't you be giving me them eyes girl Try these next fecking time | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs
How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?
Different weeks doh
Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company
Nah found out its just a rumour the fecker has been putting about...he hasn't even got through for deffo yet...fecking smart ass eh "Haha | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs
How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?
Different weeks doh
Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company
I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!"God, yeah..never thought of that, that can be embarrassing...it happened to me once! | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs
How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?
Different weeks doh
Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company
I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!
Oi forget _oddys fecking title...the only fecking twirls allowed on here are Cadbury ffs
Don't you be giving me them eyes girl
Try these next fecking time "Yes Mistress | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs
How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?
Different weeks doh
Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company
I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!
God, yeah..never thought of that, that can be embarrassing...it happened to me once! "What?! In front of Simon Cowell? | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs
How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?
Different weeks doh
Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company
I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!
Oi forget _oddys fecking title...the only fecking twirls allowed on here are Cadbury ffs
Don't you be giving me them eyes girl
Try these next fecking time
Yes Mistress "That's better  | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs
How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?
Different weeks doh
Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company
I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!
God, yeah..never thought of that, that can be embarrassing...it happened to me once!
What?! In front of Simon Cowell? "Nah Bruce forsyth's dad | |||
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"Can someone give me a quick summary? "Well we are looking for new names for the donkey as Boris sounds like that ass Johnson
Any ideas? | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman "It's just as well he hasn't gone into the jungle. They eat ass in there......... Yes, it's taken all day for me to think of that one..... | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
It's just as well he hasn't gone into the jungle. They eat ass in there......... Yes, it's taken all day for me to think of that one..... "Better then on some of these threads were they are fecking kissing it | |||
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"Ile try to think of something whilst I'm at the steps gig tonight twirling around 5678" Just watch yer fecking step woman | |||
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"Ile try to think of something whilst I'm at the steps gig tonight twirling around 5678 Just watch yer fecking step woman "which one faye clare Lee Lisa or h | |||
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"Can someone give me a quick summary? "Well, once upon a time way way back in history, Mistress started a thread as somewhere to go to avoid that d...... show. Along the way there has been many adventures and escapades and unspeakable frolics. We are currently planning a fabulous show with absolutely no twirling but glitter and sequins are acceptable. We have had a little ass problem which has held up proceedings but Boris is sounding promising if he can spare us they time. | |||
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"Ile try to think of something whilst I'm at the steps gig tonight twirling around 5678" Oh fabulous, darling | |||
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"Can someone give me a quick summary?
Well, once upon a time way way back in history, Mistress started a thread as somewhere to go to avoid that d...... show. Along the way there has been many adventures and escapades and unspeakable frolics.
We are currently planning a fabulous show with absolutely no twirling but glitter and sequins are acceptable. We have had a little ass problem which has held up proceedings but Boris is sounding promising if he can spare us they time.
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"Ile try to think of something whilst I'm at the steps gig tonight twirling around 5678 Oh fabulous, darling "how's you hot stuff hope you wernt affected by the floods _amiss can waddle for England now she's on them water pills | |||
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"Ile try to think of something whilst I'm at the steps gig tonight twirling around 5678 Oh fabulous, darling how's you hot stuff hope you wernt affected by the floods _amiss can waddle for England now she's on them water pills"I've got my flippers and rubber ring on just in case but I have donated all of my tena ladies to those more in need. | |||
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"Can someone give me a quick summary?
Well, once upon a time way way back in history, Mistress started a thread as somewhere to go to avoid that d...... show. Along the way there has been many adventures and escapades and unspeakable frolics.
We are currently planning a fabulous show with absolutely no twirling but glitter and sequins are acceptable. We have had a little ass problem which has held up proceedings but Boris is sounding promising if he can spare us they time.
Aw you always fecking say things better then me " | |||
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"Can someone give me a quick summary?
Well, once upon a time way way back in history, Mistress started a thread as somewhere to go to avoid that d...... show. Along the way there has been many adventures and escapades and unspeakable frolics.
We are currently planning a fabulous show with absolutely no twirling but glitter and sequins are acceptable. We have had a little ass problem which has held up proceedings but Boris is sounding promising if he can spare us they time.
Aw you always fecking say things better then me
"that's because cosmos is a polite young lady | |||
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"Ile try to think of something whilst I'm at the steps gig tonight twirling around 5678 Oh fabulous, darling how's you hot stuff hope you wernt affected by the floods _amiss can waddle for England now she's on them water pills
I've got my flippers and rubber ring on just in case but I have donated all of my tena ladies to those more in need. "She's doesn’t use them feckers...she gets lidl ones for a fiver ffs | |||
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"Can someone give me a quick summary?
Well, once upon a time way way back in history, Mistress started a thread as somewhere to go to avoid that d...... show. Along the way there has been many adventures and escapades and unspeakable frolics.
We are currently planning a fabulous show with absolutely no twirling but glitter and sequins are acceptable. We have had a little ass problem which has held up proceedings but Boris is sounding promising if he can spare us they time.
Aw you always fecking say things better then me
that's because cosmos is a polite young lady"You saying I'm not fecking polite? | |||
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"Can someone give me a quick summary?
Well we are looking for new names for the donkey as Boris sounds like that ass Johnson
Any ideas? "Oh I have a few | |||
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"Can someone give me a quick summary?
Well we are looking for new names for the donkey as Boris sounds like that ass Johnson
Any ideas?
Oh I have a few "Do tell | |||
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"runs in all excited guess what
What? What? What did I miss?
I'm still trying to fecking work it out boris is going on britains got talent the dancing donkey keep up woman
Still fecking lost...Simon Cowell. ..Boris Johnson? boris the dancing donkey nigels brother
Well wtf has Simon Cowell got to do with it?he found out about him dancing if he could sing he would have been on x factor
Ffs I still think we'd be bin better off with a donkey costume...they don't fecking stink
Yeah, but...it might stink inside if they trump it's a confined area
It's OK we are going with the donkey
But changing the name as Boris is a big ass as it is ffs
How can Boris go on BGT and be in the play?
Different weeks doh
Oh ok...hope he doesn't get too big for his boots, though, if he's going on the telly and we're just a small company
I hope he doesn't get too excited on stage and trump out the glitter before his final twirl!
God, yeah..never thought of that, that can be embarrassing...it happened to me once!
What?! In front of Simon Cowell?
Nah Bruce forsyth's dad "Bugger! | |||
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"Ile try to think of something whilst I'm at the steps gig tonight twirling around 5678 Oh fabulous, darling how's you hot stuff hope you wernt affected by the floods _amiss can waddle for England now she's on them water pills
I've got my flippers and rubber ring on just in case but I have donated all of my tena ladies to those more in need. "Thanks hun | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now "No probs...we'll hold the fort whilst you are BOTH away | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now "Hope Paul is okay  | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now "There’s a funny smell in here | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
Hope Paul is okay "I know | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here "You taking the piss? | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss? "Could be my fiva ads | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss?
Could be my fiva ads "Or pads even | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now "So where you going luv? | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss?
Could be my fiva ads "You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
So where you going luv? "To see some illuminations | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss?
Could be my fiva ads
You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh"Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
So where you going luv?
To see some illuminations "Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss?
Could be my fiva ads
You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh
Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture "Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
So where you going luv?
To see some illuminations
Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet "Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss?
Could be my fiva ads
You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh
Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture
Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture "Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
So where you going luv?
To see some illuminations
Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet
Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs "So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere.... | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss?
Could be my fiva ads
You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh
Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture
Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture
Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes "Just your knees I heard | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
So where you going luv?
To see some illuminations
Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet
Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs
So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere.... "Somewhere?....I've seen that somewhere. Where the feck have I seen that | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
So where you going luv?
To see some illuminations
Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet
Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs
So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere....
Somewhere?....I've seen that somewhere.
Where the feck have I seen that "when you was up before the beak | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss?
Could be my fiva ads
You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh
Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture
Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture
Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes
Just your knees I heard "Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
So where you going luv?
To see some illuminations
Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet
Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs
So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere....
Somewhere?....I've seen that somewhere.
Where the feck have I seen that when you was up before the beak"Nope not then | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
So where you going luv?
To see some illuminations
Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet
Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs
So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere....
Somewhere?....I've seen that somewhere.
Where the feck have I seen that "That's a song from West Side Story, can we do that in the new year....I could be Maria, because I can sing and d**** | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss?
Could be my fiva ads
You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh
Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture
Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture
Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes
Just your knees I heard
Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva "Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel? | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
So where you going luv?
To see some illuminations
Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet
Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs
So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere....
Somewhere?....I've seen that somewhere.
Where the feck have I seen that
That's a song from West Side Story, can we do that in the new year....I could be Maria, because I can sing and d**** "No not there....and what have I fecking said about the west side ffs | |||
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"Right when Karlof is having a day off his sister stella will take over"
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss?
Could be my fiva ads
You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh
Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture
Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture
Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes
Just your knees I heard
Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva
Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel?"Oh yes, forgot about the camels, we'll need three for the three kings...who wants to be a king?... | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss?
Could be my fiva ads
You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh
Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture
Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture
Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes
Just your knees I heard
Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva
Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel?
Oh yes, forgot about the camels, we'll need three for the three kings...who wants to be a king?... "What about a fecking queen ffs | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
So where you going luv?
To see some illuminations
Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet
Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs
So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere....
Somewhere?....I've seen that somewhere.
Where the feck have I seen that
That's a song from West Side Story, can we do that in the new year....I could be Maria, because I can sing and d****
No not there....and what have I fecking said about the west side ffs"There are some nice feckers too...and they speak very highly of you | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss?
Could be my fiva ads
You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh
Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture
Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture
Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes
Just your knees I heard
Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva
Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel?
Oh yes, forgot about the camels, we'll need three for the three kings...who wants to be a king?...
What about a fecking queen ffs "You auditioning | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
So where you going luv?
To see some illuminations
Oi Oi....you're not going in that fecking ballroom without me I hope, I haven't taught you any steps yet
Nah you wouldn't get me going to that side of the country...they are all funny feckers on the west side ffs
So Christmas lights on the east coast.....somewhere....
Somewhere?....I've seen that somewhere.
Where the feck have I seen that
That's a song from West Side Story, can we do that in the new year....I could be Maria, because I can sing and d****
No not there....and what have I fecking said about the west side ffs
There are some nice feckers too...and they speak very highly of you "Aw ok then...some | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss?
Could be my fiva ads
You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh
Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture
Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture
Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes
Just your knees I heard
Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva
Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel?
Oh yes, forgot about the camels, we'll need three for the three kings...who wants to be a king?...
What about a fecking queen ffs
You auditioning "I do the fecking auditioning | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss?
Could be my fiva ads
You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh
Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture
Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture
Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes
Just your knees I heard
Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva
Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel?
Oh yes, forgot about the camels, we'll need three for the three kings...who wants to be a king?...
What about a fecking queen ffs
You auditioning
I do the fecking auditioning "So you'll give yourself the part then | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss?
Could be my fiva ads
You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh
Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture
Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture
Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes
Just your knees I heard
Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva
Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel?
Oh yes, forgot about the camels, we'll need three for the three kings...who wants to be a king?...
What about a fecking queen ffs
You auditioning
I do the fecking auditioning
So you'll give yourself the part then "Ok you can have the fecker. ..I didn't want a shave anyway | |||
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"Right I need someone to take over the threads tomorrow as we...I mean,I won't be around and I think cosmos might be busy too...so any volunteers as Paul has gone AWOL now
There’s a funny smell in here
You taking the piss?
Could be my fiva ads
You flogging curtains...I mean frocks on Gumtree eh
Haha! They'd be more than a fiva, very haute courture
Window fitter told me they were more Horticulture
Na, no grass stains on any of my clothes
Just your knees I heard
Yes I fell over a donkey who had been kicked in the Yvonne Gooliegongs, because he tried to mount my little pony, Diva
Fecking donkeys are too much trouble...cant we get a fecking camel?
Oh yes, forgot about the camels, we'll need three for the three kings...who wants to be a king?...
What about a fecking queen ffs
You auditioning
I do the fecking auditioning
So you'll give yourself the part then
Ok you can have the fecker. ..I didn't want a shave anyway "Neither did I, but I'll have to now | |||
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"Was going to go to monkey world for the 3 wise monkeys" I'm sure you could find 3 on here, Voddy | |||
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"Mistress shall I start #28, as you will be AWOL tomorrow?" I | |||
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"Mistress shall I start #28, as you will be AWOL tomorrow? I" Will | |||
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"Mistress shall I start #28, as you will be AWOL tomorrow?" Ok go on then | |||
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