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Do any of you remember the ones I have them before?
I don't.
Who would like a unique name for their sexy parts?
Warning.... they aren't the sexiest of names. | |||
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"Go on then "Hump-hry darkenhole | |||
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"Yes please "Slitherin snake | |||
"Oh, it was glorious. I can't quite remember it though "Jemima Puddlefuck | |||
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"Please. Barbara needs a new name "But I like Barbara. Pfft. Duchess Felicity | |||
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"My man bits have never had a pet name. Make it a short name, I want to get an engraved tag. "Moth (don't forget your balls) | |||
"Im intrigued, go for it!" Percival Periscope | |||
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"Its never had a name before, so please do be the 1st to have that honour. "Archibald | |||
"My man bits have never had a pet name. Make it a short name, I want to get an engraved tag.
Moth (don't forget your balls)"Aptly anticlimactic. | |||
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"Yes please "Mr N: Baby maker shimmy shaker Mrs N: Lady Lovelace | |||
"Erm .... " Jarvis | |||
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"Yes please
Mr N: Baby maker shimmy shaker
Mrs N: Lady Lovelace"Fuck yeah! We  you | |||
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"Go for it "Keith Lemming | |||
"Ooh I didn’t see the last one, yes please" Ursula Undress | |||
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"Ok x" Gretchen | |||
"Let's see if you give her the same name again, I've remembered "Nala (I think it was) | |||
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From hubby x | |||
"Do your worst for us" Mr: garibaldi Mrs: sweet tea | |||
"I can't remember last time x " PhilLIPa | |||
"Tell me I don't have to have it tattooed on .... Please "Hokey Pokey stick | |||
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"Christen me with this name" Alfonso | |||
"Im intrigued, go for it! Percival Periscope " Thanks princess I'll remember this one, and I've learnt something new Percival was one of Arther's knight at the round table so im honored lol | |||
"Yes please x" Mr: Hugo Mrs: Boss | |||
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"Yes please
From hubby x"Jeffery jizz machine | |||
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"Oh yes please I need a giggle " Mr: Yes Red Mrs: Flangelina Jolie | |||
"Im intrigued, go for it! Percival Periscope Thanks princess I'll remember this one, and I've learnt something new Percival was one of Arther's knight at the round table so im honored lol" Boom! | |||
"Oh pleeeeeeeeeease" Sticklebrick Stanley | |||
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"Amuse me. " Lady vaginara chumblewerry | |||
"Go on then "Countess salami origami | |||
"As i'm from the Midlands, i obviously need something hip and exoctic sounding for mine "Winkleford upperchuff | |||
"Go on then
Countess salami origami "I quite like that but not enough to change my username | |||
"Go on then
Countess salami origami
I quite like that but not enough to change my username "Never change your username ever!! I'll shin kick ya if you did  | |||
"As i'm from the Midlands, i obviously need something hip and exoctic sounding for mine
Winkleford upperchuff "I said exoctic, not Boris Johnsonesque | |||
"Tell me I don't have to have it tattooed on .... Please
Hokey Pokey stick "If it's cold all anyone will be able to read is HP | |||
"Its never had a name before, so please do be the 1st to have that honour.
Archibald "That's going on the profile now, thanks | |||
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"As i'm from the Midlands, i obviously need something hip and exoctic sounding for mine
Winkleford upperchuff
I said exoctic, not Boris Johnsonesque "You love it really. | |||
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"Go on. What's the name for mine then? " Oscar the pouch | |||
"Yes please. Are you familiar with Works of Art "Dana, I make this shit up as I'm going along. Literally the first thing that jumps into my pea brain
Juliette Givememore | |||
"Christen me with this name Alfonso " I’ll take it | |||
"Christen me with this name Alfonso I’ll take it "That's what she said  | |||
"Go on. What's the name for mine then? Oscar the pouch " Good one lol | |||
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".....i may regret this....." Get in my goddam mouth. Sorry, thinking out loud. Cockleberry Finn | |||
"Yes please. Are you familiar with Works of Art
Dana, I make this shit up as I'm going along. Literally the first thing that jumps into my pea brain
Juliette Givememore "You don't have a pea brain, you have a very imaginative brain! Love it, you nutter x | |||
".....i may regret this..... Get in my goddam mouth. Sorry, thinking out loud. Cockleberry Finn " Sounds like the perfect bedtime story  | |||
"Yes please. Are you familiar with Works of Art
Dana, I make this shit up as I'm going along. Literally the first thing that jumps into my pea brain
Juliette Givememore
You don't have a pea brain, you have a very imaginative brain!
Love it, you nutter x" | |||
".....i may regret this..... Get in my goddam mouth. Sorry, thinking out loud. Cockleberry Finn Sounds like the perfect bedtime story "Yes....yes you do
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"Please. Barbara needs a new name
But I like Barbara. Pfft.
Duchess Felicity "I sound shallow | |||
"Please. Barbara needs a new name
But I like Barbara. Pfft.
Duchess Felicity
I sound shallow "That's what the gyny said | |||
"Erm .... Jarvis " I don’t know what you mean lol | |||
"Erm .... Jarvis I don’t know what you mean lol" I have named your willy Jarvis. Jarvis Cocker | |||
"Please. Barbara needs a new name
But I like Barbara. Pfft.
Duchess Felicity
I sound shallow
That's what the gyny said "I feel like we have hit a wall here | |||
"Where I give your genitals a name
Do any of you remember the ones I have them before?
I don't.
Who would like a unique name for their sexy parts?
Warning.... they aren't the sexiest of names. "This could be fun.....  | |||
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"Erm .... Jarvis I don’t know what you mean lol I have named your willy Jarvis. Jarvis Cocker " Tut .....common people | |||
"Erm .... Jarvis I don’t know what you mean lol I have named your willy Jarvis. Jarvis Cocker " Tut tut .... common people | |||
"Where I give your genitals a name
Do any of you remember the ones I have them before?
I don't.
Who would like a unique name for their sexy parts?
Warning.... they aren't the sexiest of names.
This could be fun..... "Kissy MyPissy | |||
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"Go ahead" Bianca Twinklevag | |||
"Go on then this will be funny "Brute Flute | |||
"Id love to know what your imagination sprouts! In for a laugh!" Ernie Twizzledick | |||
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"Haha I’m in for a bit of fun. " Colonel Concubine | |||
"Haha mine need a name - do your worst "Tarquin Tiddlywink | |||
"Haha I’m in for a bit of fun. Colonel Concubine " | |||
"Go on then this will be funny
Brute Flute "Brute Flute lol. Think that's going on my profile as named by Peachy. It's not always a brute flute lol. | |||
"Haha mine need a name - do your worst
Tarquin Tiddlywink "Fuckin Tiddlywink - surely that overestimates it’s size
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"Go on then this will be funny
Brute Flute
Brute Flute lol. Think that's going on my profile as named by Peachy. It's not always a brute flute lol. "Every few months I feel as though the genital world needs a little gift from my mind. | |||
Fuzz | |||
"Haha mine need a name - do your worst
Tarquin Tiddlywink
Fuckin Tiddlywink - surely that overestimates it’s size
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"Pipkin the first reporting, ma'am
Fuzz"Would you like to keep pipkin or would you like a new name? | |||
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"Pipkin the first reporting, ma'am
Fuzz
Would you like to keep pipkin or would you like a new name?"I quite like pipkin but open to a new name, possibly. Whatcha got? 
Fuzz | |||
"Ok "Sword of Splendour | |||
"Pipkin the first reporting, ma'am
Fuzz
Would you like to keep pipkin or would you like a new name?
I quite like pipkin but open to a new name, possibly. Whatcha got?
Fuzz"Jabba her Butt | |||
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"I’m in I call mine little bill "Little bill no longer, from this day forth your man wang is called..... Baron BigBill | |||
"Ok
Sword of Splendour "Oh that sounds quite regal thank you | |||
"I’m in I call mine little bill
Little bill no longer, from this day forth your man wang is called..... Baron BigBill "Love it x | |||
"Pipkin the first reporting, ma'am
Fuzz
Would you like to keep pipkin or would you like a new name?
I quite like pipkin but open to a new name, possibly. Whatcha got?
Fuzz
Jabba her Butt " Who's?
Or are you offering?
I'll stick with pipkin thanks Missus
Fuzz | |||
"Pipkin the first reporting, ma'am
Fuzz
Would you like to keep pipkin or would you like a new name?
I quite like pipkin but open to a new name, possibly. Whatcha got?
Fuzz
Jabba her Butt
Who's?
Or are you offering?
I'll stick with pipkin thanks Missus
Fuzz"I thought it was genius. Someone else can have that name, it ain't going to waste! | |||
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"Love it,thanks." | |||
"Go on then. "Delilah Dreamboat | |||
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"Go on then.
Delilah Dreamboat " | |||
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"ok.." Gok Wang | |||
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"Do me "Bongo Schlongo | |||
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"Ok let's see what you come up with "Zinadine DeMan | |||
"Go on then! "Doug the thug | |||
"Name me up Princess! "Francis Pinckle | |||
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"Yes please "Fluffergum Chufflebum | |||
"Would be interested to know. " I thought I did yours. Must be going mad. You can have Jabba her Butt | |||
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"Yes please
Fluffergum Chufflebum"I really like that lol thanks | |||
"Go on then!
Doug the thug "Like that, thanks! | |||
"Do us princess Do us noww!! "Fuck sake, at least let me shower first oh, names
Sam: Wilfred Wang-Wallop
Lacey: Audrey 2
I'm pissing | |||
"I (we), would appreciate a name haha "Brian Yes... Brian | |||
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"Go on then this will be funny
Brute Flute
Brute Flute lol. Think that's going on my profile as named by Peachy. It's not always a brute flute lol.
Every few months I feel as though the genital world needs a little gift from my mind. "Think you should name them every week. Should be even funnier | |||
"Name mine please, she's currently called polly. " I'm pleased to introduce you to Dum dum dum.... Cathy CockCave | |||
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"Do us princess Do us noww!!
Fuck sake, at least let me shower first oh, names
Sam: Wilfred Wang-Wallop
Lacey: Audrey 2
I'm pissing "Interesting... thanks
I’ve taken the liberty of naming yours, I don’t care whether you wanted a new name or not :
Monicafannyfarts
I like the way it rolls off my tongue | |||
"I'm intrigued but yes please " Penisauraus Rex | |||
"Do us princess Do us noww!!
Fuck sake, at least let me shower first oh, names
Sam: Wilfred Wang-Wallop
Lacey: Audrey 2
I'm pissing
Interesting... thanks
I’ve taken the liberty of naming yours, I don’t care whether you wanted a new name or not :
Monicafannyfarts
I like the way it rolls off my tongue "I like it | |||
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"Name mine if you like." Escobar | |||
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"Go on then "The Sultan (The Sultan of Swing) | |||
"Yes. " Vlad the Impaler | |||
"Yes. Vlad the Impaler " You know me so well.  | |||
"I'm game for a laugh! Never had a name for my parts lol "Gladys Tight | |||
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"Name away. "Bungle | |||
"Go on then
The Sultan
(The Sultan of Swing)
" have you seen my fez | |||
"I'm game for a laugh! Never had a name for my parts lol
Gladys Tight " thank you!! | |||
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"Name mine if you like. Escobar " Lol cheers | |||
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"Please " Patricia Porthole | |||
"Oh yes please. "Swinkle | |||
"Go on then. Be gentle... "Kryton | |||
"Gwan so "Mr Consuela | |||
"Love to play " Humperdink | |||
"Yes please "Valerie Vagifoof | |||
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"Do me." So polite Jethro, you not even gonna take me for dinner first?
Jeremy Claypole | |||
"Do me. So polite Jethro, you not even gonna take me for dinner first?
Jeremy Claypole " I will buy you dinner sometime. | |||
