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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Got any woes? Not sure where to turn for advice?
Polly and I are here for you.
Two listening ears and booby cuddlers to soothe and help you to work out your issues.
No problem too big or small.
Unload here, we don't judge x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You might want to reword the unload here, part. I've got visions of flying cum.  
Which is exactly what I had in mind. Get over here, you pair."
Do you have a "problem" you need dealt with? We're good with big ones  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking of buying some pink dr martens boots... but I'm concerned the other trannies may disown me for not wearing heels .."
Buy them and wear them with pride!! Also send me a link where I can buy some too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can be well behaved but I prefer to be naughty "
Well that doesn't seem like a problem at all. Maybe we should tire you out so you've no energy to be naughty anymore? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be well behaved but I prefer to be naughty
Well that doesn't seem like a problem at all. Maybe we should tire you out so you've no energy to be naughty anymore? "
Oh i'd like to see you both try |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi I have messaged this girl on here several times a day for weeks now and no reply, yet she is online most of the time. I'm worried that she has become injured and can't reply.
What should I do?"
Find out where she lives and go round. She'll like that. Shes clearly just online looking at your profile and is too lovestruck to type. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can be well behaved but I prefer to be naughty
Well that doesn't seem like a problem at all. Maybe we should tire you out so you've no energy to be naughty anymore?
Oh i'd like to see you both try "
Challenge accepted |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Our large fluffy dog went visiting some full field drainage ditches & he was only at the groomers for a wash & scrub up last week.
Despite a hosedown he now smells like a plumbers used glove.
Where would you recommend we go on holiday next year?
S |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"You might want to reword the unload here, part. I've got visions of flying cum.
Its open to both sexes too, equal opportunity listeners we are  "
In that case, I'll just have one of the boobie cuddles. No woes to complain of apart from frizzy hair from the damp weather.
Yes, boobie cuddles would definitely make me feel better. |
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"Hi I have messaged this girl on here several times a day for weeks now and no reply, yet she is online most of the time. I'm worried that she has become injured and can't reply.
What should I do?
Find out where she lives and go round. She'll like that. Shes clearly just online looking at your profile and is too lovestruck to type. "
Yes I had thought as much. Sometimes I like to find out where they live and masturbate in their living rooms when they are out. Might do that.
Thanks for the advice.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Our large fluffy dog went visiting some full field drainage ditches & he was only at the groomers for a wash & scrub up last week.
Despite a hosedown he now smells like a plumbers used glove.
Where would you recommend we go on holiday next year?
S"
PollyDoux Airlines will be happy to fly you anywhere. Treat the pup to another wash and blow, animals are worth it too |
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"You might want to reword the unload here, part. I've got visions of flying cum.
Which is exactly what I had in mind. Get over here, you pair.
Do you have a "problem" you need dealt with? We're good with big ones "
I'm not sure I'd call it a problem exactly, but I can't think of two ladies I'd rather have handle it for me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can be well behaved but I prefer to be naughty
Well that doesn't seem like a problem at all. Maybe we should tire you out so you've no energy to be naughty anymore?
Oh i'd like to see you both try
Challenge accepted "
Right then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Our large fluffy dog went visiting some full field drainage ditches & he was only at the groomers for a wash & scrub up last week.
Despite a hosedown he now smells like a plumbers used glove.
Where would you recommend we go on holiday next year?
S"
Go now to the lake district, take the dog, get him in as much water as possible! Eeeewwww 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You might want to reword the unload here, part. I've got visions of flying cum.
Its open to both sexes too, equal opportunity listeners we are
In that case, I'll just have one of the boobie cuddles. No woes to complain of apart from frizzy hair from the damp weather.
Yes, boobie cuddles would definitely make me feel better. "
As a fellow frizzy haired fabster I feel your pain, come rest your head on our chests and we'll make it all better for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You might want to reword the unload here, part. I've got visions of flying cum.
Its open to both sexes too, equal opportunity listeners we are
In that case, I'll just have one of the boobie cuddles. No woes to complain of apart from frizzy hair from the damp weather.
Yes, boobie cuddles would definitely make me feel better. "
Boobie cuddles and a soothing straightening hair stroke coming right up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You might want to reword the unload here, part. I've got visions of flying cum.
Which is exactly what I had in mind. Get over here, you pair.
Do you have a "problem" you need dealt with? We're good with big ones
I'm not sure I'd call it a problem exactly, but I can't think of two ladies I'd rather have handle it for me... "
Four hands between us. Will that be enough? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where do I sign up for the booby cuddles? 
You just did. C'mere!
Get over here you!
*insert smug face here*
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Insert that pretty little face wherever you like babycakes |
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"Where do I sign up for the booby cuddles? "
This triple-threat combination of boobs and cuddles is far too much for my dick ticker to take. There's a very real risk I may have a stroke. Possibly a pokey-bum stroke... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where do I sign up for the booby cuddles?
You just did. C'mere!
Get over here you!
*insert smug face here*
Insert that pretty little face wherever you like babycakes "
Give me an inch and I'll take a mile....
There's a lot of boobies and bums in this little threesome....and I like it....a lot
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where do I sign up for the booby cuddles?
This triple-threat combination of boobs and cuddles is far too much for my dick ticker to take. There's a very real risk I may have a stroke. Possibly a pokey-bum stroke... "
S'a lot of nork action right?! |
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"You might want to reword the unload here, part. I've got visions of flying cum.
Which is exactly what I had in mind. Get over here, you pair.
Do you have a "problem" you need dealt with? We're good with big ones
I'm not sure I'd call it a problem exactly, but I can't think of two ladies I'd rather have handle it for me...
Four hands between us. Will that be enough? "
There's only one way to find out... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A wise artist once said 'everybody needs a bosom for a pillow', my woe is I currently dont have one!
You can get one at the Cornershop "
Nailed it!  thanks for the advice |
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"Where do I sign up for the booby cuddles?
This triple-threat combination of boobs and cuddles is far too much for my dick ticker to take. There's a very real risk I may have a stroke. Possibly a pokey-bum stroke...
S'a lot of nork action right?! "
Like a hot air balloon race. I can think of no sight quite so spectacular on a cool autumn evening, quite frankly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favourite ladies
I have a horrible headache after driving from Manchester to the south coast and I really think the only cure would be to rest my poor head on your warm soft boobs
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got any woes? Not sure where to turn for advice?
Polly and I are here for you.
Two listening ears and booby cuddlers to soothe and help you to work out your issues.
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Booby cuddles sound great, any preferrance of which booby I lay my head on first?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My favourite ladies
I have a horrible headache after driving from Manchester to the south coast and I really think the only cure would be to rest my poor head on your warm soft boobs
Peach x"
Hey gorgeous. We've been watching on you! Snuggle in. We brought snacks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got any woes? Not sure where to turn for advice?
Polly and I are here for you.
Two listening ears and booby cuddlers to soothe and help you to work out your issues.
Booby cuddles sound great, any preferrance of which booby I lay my head on first? "
You can try them all Goldilocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My favourite ladies
I have a horrible headache after driving from Manchester to the south coast and I really think the only cure would be to rest my poor head on your warm soft boobs
Peach x"
Come here you gorgeous woman!! You lay your head upon us while we release some tention for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got any woes? Not sure where to turn for advice?
Polly and I are here for you.
Two listening ears and booby cuddlers to soothe and help you to work out your issues.
Booby cuddles sound great, any preferrance of which booby I lay my head on first?
You can try them all Goldilocks "
It’s my lucky day that’s one way to perk me up |
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"Had a shit day at work can I just have some booby cuddles also please
Sweet Jesus there's more. A man can't handle this volume of boobiness"
It’s easily resolved .....
Step 1 - lie back
Step 2- one set of boobs In left hand
Step 3 - one set of boobs in right hand
Step 4 - one lady give you a face full of boobs
Step 5 - one lady give you a tit want
Problem solved! |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"Had a shit day at work can I just have some booby cuddles also please
You sure can, get in here sexy lady "
The boobsmania with you and roubs was great enough. Adding curvy into the mix as well is going to pop a few corks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a shit day at work can I just have some booby cuddles also please
Sweet Jesus there's more. A man can't handle this volume of boobiness
It’s easily resolved .....
Step 1 - lie back
Step 2- one set of boobs In left hand
Step 3 - one set of boobs in right hand
Step 4 - one lady give you a face full of boobs
Step 5 - one lady give you a tit want
Problem solved! "
Sounds perfect! I’ll join the queue |
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"Had a shit day at work can I just have some booby cuddles also please
You sure can, get in here sexy lady
The boobsmania with you and roubs was great enough. Adding curvy into the mix as well is going to pop a few corks!"
Sure corks wasn’t a typo? |
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"Had a shit day at work can I just have some booby cuddles also please
Sweet Jesus there's more. A man can't handle this volume of boobiness
It’s easily resolved .....
Step 1 - lie back
Step 2- one set of boobs In left hand
Step 3 - one set of boobs in right hand
Step 4 - one lady give you a face full of boobs
Step 5 - one lady give you a tit want
Problem solved! "
I can't even formulate a witty response at this point, I can barely kee0 myself from hyperventilating.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a shit day at work can I just have some booby cuddles also please
You sure can, get in here sexy lady
The boobsmania with you and roubs was great enough. Adding curvy into the mix as well is going to pop a few corks!
Sure corks wasn’t a typo? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a shit day at work can I just have some booby cuddles also please
You sure can, get in here sexy lady
The boobsmania with you and roubs was great enough. Adding curvy into the mix as well is going to pop a few corks!"
CurvyPollyStrumpetDoux |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a shit day at work can I just have some booby cuddles also please
You sure can, get in here sexy lady
The boobsmania with you and roubs was great enough. Adding curvy into the mix as well is going to pop a few corks!
CurvyPollyStrumpetDoux "
I'm so in! |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"Had a shit day at work can I just have some booby cuddles also please
You sure can, get in here sexy lady
The boobsmania with you and roubs was great enough. Adding curvy into the mix as well is going to pop a few corks!
Sure corks wasn’t a typo? "
Well I was trying to be a gentleman  |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"Had a shit day at work can I just have some booby cuddles also please
You sure can, get in here sexy lady
The boobsmania with you and roubs was great enough. Adding curvy into the mix as well is going to pop a few corks!
CurvyPollyStrumpetDoux "
All 4 names on my hotlist. That is no coincidence.
Off to pop my....
Cork |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had an amazing day so have no chance sues for you to help me out with. I do however, LOVE boobies. So if you'd care to administer some boobie treatment to one with no ailments........pretty please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had an amazing day so have no chance sues for you to help me out with. I do however, LOVE boobies. So if you'd care to administer some boobie treatment to one with no ailments........pretty please "
Ah sure, why not! Boobs are for everyone |
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"Had a shit day at work can I just have some booby cuddles also please
You sure can, get in here sexy lady
The boobsmania with you and roubs was great enough. Adding curvy into the mix as well is going to pop a few corks!
CurvyPollyStrumpetDoux
I'm so in! "
Me in too so we’re sorted |
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"Could you possibly rustle up a teleporter please ladies?"
I’m a talented lady but I can’t build you one of those
Erm live action boobs on Kik is the only substitute I currently have available to offer you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having a hard day so far and the smiles are coming as easy to my lips as I'd like so what's your advice? "
Turn that frown upside down kitten and come for a cwtch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could you possibly rustle up a teleporter please ladies?
I’m a talented lady but I can’t build you one of those
Erm live action boobs on Kik is the only substitute I currently have available to offer you "
Live action boobs? Is this a new take on last action hero? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi every one how is every ones day
Hello lovely, fancy seeing you here
Hop in for a PollyDoux sandwich "
Why did that make me hungry
And im ready so what woukd you girls like to know about me to help me ? Lol some things ill take about public other things will be p.m |
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"Having a hard day so far and the smiles are coming as easy to my lips as I'd like so what's your advice?
Turn that frown upside down kitten and come for a cwtch "
I'm trying too and I'll take as many as you'd like to give |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi every one how is every ones day
Hello lovely, fancy seeing you here
Hop in for a PollyDoux sandwich
Why did that make me hungry
And im ready so what woukd you girls like to know about me to help me ? Lol some things ill take about public other things will be p.m "
Whatever you're happy to share button |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi every one how is every ones day
Hello lovely, fancy seeing you here
Hop in for a PollyDoux sandwich
Why did that make me hungry
And im ready so what woukd you girls like to know about me to help me ? Lol some things ill take about public other things will be p.m
Whatever you're happy to share button "
Okay so i suffer from anxiety ptsd depression and slight agrophobia and in the winter i have another thing called S.A.D seasonal affective dissorder doubling my depression in winter so i cant really go any were in public with out my anxiety spiking so most of the time i jist dont go out |
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"Could you possibly rustle up a teleporter please ladies?
I’m a talented lady but I can’t build you one of those
Erm live action boobs on Kik is the only substitute I currently have available to offer you
Live action boobs? Is this a new take on last action hero? "
Well I could do all jack slater could except I’ve got a pair of tits so clearly makes me the superior option |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"Could you possibly rustle up a teleporter please ladies?
I’m a talented lady but I can’t build you one of those
Erm live action boobs on Kik is the only substitute I currently have available to offer you "
Is that offer open to anyone?
Working on the basis if you don't ask you don't get lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could you possibly rustle up a teleporter please ladies?
I’m a talented lady but I can’t build you one of those
Erm live action boobs on Kik is the only substitute I currently have available to offer you
Live action boobs? Is this a new take on last action hero?
Well I could do all jack slater could except I’ve got a pair of tits so clearly makes me the superior option "
tits always win in my book |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I’m suffering from L O B S. In my world it’s a serious condition, it’s an abbreviation of Lack Of Booby Snuggles. I’ll take a double dose of the PollyDoux serum please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's raining, I don't own a coat and have to walk home.
I forgot to bring crisps to work. I fucking love crisps.
I wish it was Thursday.
I'm sleepy.
There are more, but I'm moaning too much. |
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"Hi every one how is every ones day
Hello lovely, fancy seeing you here
Hop in for a PollyDoux sandwich
Why did that make me hungry
And im ready so what woukd you girls like to know about me to help me ? Lol some things ill take about public other things will be p.m
Whatever you're happy to share button
Okay so i suffer from anxiety ptsd depression and slight agrophobia and in the winter i have another thing called S.A.D seasonal affective dissorder doubling my depression in winter so i cant really go any were in public with out my anxiety spiking so most of the time i jist dont go out "
Ok so I was just about to post... something suggestive and thinly disguised but your genuine struggles kind of put things into perspective.
Please know that I have some personal experience and can empathise with you. I hope that you have the support of friends, family, and healthcare professionals.
Whilst you are here do enjoy the ministrations of the beautiful PollyAnna and RubiDoux.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I’m suffering from L O B S. In my world it’s a serious condition, it’s an abbreviation of Lack Of Booby Snuggles. I’ll take a double dose of the PollyDoux serum please "
Very serious condition, let us help at once |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's raining, I don't own a coat and have to walk home.
I forgot to bring crisps to work. I fucking love crisps.
I wish it was Thursday.
I'm sleepy.
There are more, but I'm moaning too much. "
So how can we help |
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"Hi every one how is every ones day
Hello lovely, fancy seeing you here
Hop in for a PollyDoux sandwich
Why did that make me hungry
And im ready so what woukd you girls like to know about me to help me ? Lol some things ill take about public other things will be p.m
Whatever you're happy to share button
Okay so i suffer from anxiety ptsd depression and slight agrophobia and in the winter i have another thing called S.A.D seasonal affective dissorder doubling my depression in winter so i cant really go any were in public with out my anxiety spiking so most of the time i jist dont go out
Ok so I was just about to post... something suggestive and thinly disguised but your genuine struggles kind of put things into perspective.
Please know that I have some personal experience and can empathise with you. I hope that you have the support of friends, family, and healthcare professionals.
Whilst you are here do enjoy the ministrations of the beautiful PollyAnna and RubiDoux.
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Well said and respect for putting it out here takes courage! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi every one how is every ones day
Hello lovely, fancy seeing you here
Hop in for a PollyDoux sandwich
Why did that make me hungry
And im ready so what woukd you girls like to know about me to help me ? Lol some things ill take about public other things will be p.m
Whatever you're happy to share button
Okay so i suffer from anxiety ptsd depression and slight agrophobia and in the winter i have another thing called S.A.D seasonal affective dissorder doubling my depression in winter so i cant really go any were in public with out my anxiety spiking so most of the time i jist dont go out
Ok so I was just about to post... something suggestive and thinly disguised but your genuine struggles kind of put things into perspective.
Please know that I have some personal experience and can empathise with you. I hope that you have the support of friends, family, and healthcare professionals.
Whilst you are here do enjoy the ministrations of the beautiful PollyAnna and RubiDoux.
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This
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In other news, there's a time and a place to unburden oneself. It wasn't earlier... "
Thank you bro that means alot i have a therapist but not any help at home .. and sadly enougj i dont have no friends |
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"In other news, there's a time and a place to unburden oneself. It wasn't earlier...
Thank you bro that means alot i have a therapist but not any help at home .. and sadly enougj i dont have no friends "
Probably not the right place to to talk about it (you know there's much light hearted talk of ladies and boobs and things) but please drop me a line if you want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's raining, I don't own a coat and have to walk home.
I forgot to bring crisps to work. I fucking love crisps.
I wish it was Thursday.
I'm sleepy.
There are more, but I'm moaning too much.
So how can we help "
I was hoping you'd have the answers...
Bring me a coat?
Bring me crisps?
Make it Thursday?
Booby snuggles whilst i nap? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's raining, I don't own a coat and have to walk home.
I forgot to bring crisps to work. I fucking love crisps.
I wish it was Thursday.
I'm sleepy.
There are more, but I'm moaning too much.
So how can we help
I was hoping you'd have the answers...
Bring me a coat?
Bring me crisps?
Make it Thursday?
Booby snuggles whilst i nap? "
Booby snuggles I can do, but you won't be napping |
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"It's raining, I don't own a coat and have to walk home.
I forgot to bring crisps to work. I fucking love crisps.
I wish it was Thursday.
I'm sleepy.
There are more, but I'm moaning too much.
So how can we help
I was hoping you'd have the answers...
Bring me a coat?
Bring me crisps?
Make it Thursday?
Booby snuggles whilst i nap?
Booby snuggles I can do, but you won't be napping "
But, but, but... Crisps? |
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No woes to unload, I am however having some issues in the lingerie department.
Been adding things to a few wishlists for a couple of weeks.
Pay day is looming & just can't decide, which bits I like best. They're all so pretty.
Would it be wrong to say sod Christmas, we can live off baked beans for a week's & buy the whole bloody lot?
Oh PollyDoux, what's a girl to do? |
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"No woes to unload, I am however having some issues in the lingerie department.
Been adding things to a few wishlists for a couple of weeks.
Pay day is looming & just can't decide, which bits I like best. They're all so pretty.
Would it be wrong to say sod Christmas, we can live off baked beans for a week's & buy the whole bloody lot?
Oh PollyDoux, what's a girl to do? "
I appreciate you are looking for a woman's perspective on this.
From where I am sitting though....buy it all! |
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"Got any woes? Not sure where to turn for advice?
Polly and I are here for you.
Two listening ears and booby cuddlers to soothe and help you to work out your issues.
No problem too big or small.
Unload here, we don't judge x"
oh you know I'd love to unload there  |
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"No woes to unload, I am however having some issues in the lingerie department.
Been adding things to a few wishlists for a couple of weeks.
Pay day is looming & just can't decide, which bits I like best. They're all so pretty.
Would it be wrong to say sod Christmas, we can live off baked beans for a week's & buy the whole bloody lot?
Oh PollyDoux, what's a girl to do? "
Yes! Its always acceptable to prioritise lingerie! |
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"Got any woes? Not sure where to turn for advice?
Polly and I are here for you.
Two listening ears and booby cuddlers to soothe and help you to work out your issues.
No problem too big or small.
Unload here, we don't judge x oh you know I'd love to unload there "
Here? |
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"Got any woes? Not sure where to turn for advice?
Polly and I are here for you.
Two listening ears and booby cuddlers to soothe and help you to work out your issues.
No problem too big or small.
Unload here, we don't judge x oh you know I'd love to unload there
Here? "
oh anywhere I'd let you choose |
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"It's raining, I don't own a coat and have to walk home.
I forgot to bring crisps to work. I fucking love crisps.
I wish it was Thursday.
I'm sleepy.
There are more, but I'm moaning too much.
So how can we help
I was hoping you'd have the answers...
Bring me a coat?
Bring me crisps?
Make it Thursday?
Booby snuggles whilst i nap?
Booby snuggles I can do, but you won't be napping "
Napping who could partake in such travesties when there are boobies to snuggle? |
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"Having a hard day so far and the smiles are coming as easy to my lips as I'd like so what's your advice?
Turn that frown upside down kitten and come for a cwtch
I'm trying too and I'll take as many as you'd like to give "
*cwtchs you hard*  |
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"Well I’m suffering from L O B S. In my world it’s a serious condition, it’s an abbreviation of Lack Of Booby Snuggles. I’ll take a double dose of the PollyDoux serum please
Very serious condition, let us help at once "
Brill, I’ll put the keccle on |
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"No woes to unload, I am however having some issues in the lingerie department.
Been adding things to a few wishlists for a couple of weeks.
Pay day is looming & just can't decide, which bits I like best. They're all so pretty.
Would it be wrong to say sod Christmas, we can live off baked beans for a week's & buy the whole bloody lot?
Oh PollyDoux, what's a girl to do? "
Start a GoFundMe account! Pheonix need new knickers |
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"Having a hard day so far and the smiles are coming as easy to my lips as I'd like so what's your advice?
Turn that frown upside down kitten and come for a cwtch
I'm trying too and I'll take as many as you'd like to give
*cwtchs you hard* "
Aww you ok kitten? Come lets have a squeeze |
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"Having a hard day so far and the smiles are coming as easy to my lips as I'd like so what's your advice?
Turn that frown upside down kitten and come for a cwtch
I'm trying too and I'll take as many as you'd like to give
*cwtchs you hard*
Aww you ok kitten? Come lets have a squeeze "
I've been better but you are making me smile with those cwtch's and squeezes |
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Thank you all for your lingerie related support. You are all so understanding
I'm hoping to some good Black Friday discounts, which means
1, I can buy even more lingerie with the money saved.
2, not have to live off beans on toast for a month! |
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"Thank you all for your lingerie related support. You are all so understanding
I'm hoping to some good Black Friday discounts, which means
1, I can buy even more lingerie with the money saved.
2, not have to live off beans on toast for a month! "
Perfect! I hope youre going to show us what you got? |
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"Thank you all for your lingerie related support. You are all so understanding
I'm hoping to some good Black Friday discounts, which means
1, I can buy even more lingerie with the money saved.
2, not have to live off beans on toast for a month!
Perfect! I hope youre going to show us what you got? "
Oh of course, would only be fair after such fantastic support x |
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Dear Polydoux
As I get older I am finding that my thumb is slowing down. It is making it difficult to respond quickly enough when playing the word association game. I am finding this most frustrating
Is there any specific exercise I can do or, do you have any special cream I can put on it that will keep it match fit so I can stay ahead of the game? |
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"Got any woes? Not sure where to turn for advice?
Polly and I are here for you.
Two listening ears and booby cuddlers to soothe and help you to work out your issues.
No problem too big or small.
Unload here, we don't judge x"
Pretty sure i my face is on your boobies i wouldnt be able to hear your questions or answers |
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"Don't be shy, this is a safe place to unload "
The thought of you two together and me being stuck in the middle is helping to make me unload. I dread to think the state you would have me in for real. |
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"You might want to reword the unload here, part. I've got visions of flying cum.
The guys round here are well behaved im sure
Damn, I was just about to unload too. Better zip him back up. "
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"Dear Polydoux
As I get older I am finding that my thumb is slowing down. It is making it difficult to respond quickly enough when playing the word association game. I am finding this most frustrating
Is there any specific exercise I can do or, do you have any special cream I can put on it that will keep it match fit so I can stay ahead of the game?"
We have special pots of magic cream. You just pop your thumb in and wiggle it around a bit |
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"Got any woes? Not sure where to turn for advice?
Polly and I are here for you.
Two listening ears and booby cuddlers to soothe and help you to work out your issues.
No problem too big or small.
Unload here, we don't judge x
Pretty sure i my face is on your boobies i wouldnt be able to hear your questions or answers "
Problem solved |
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"Don't be shy, this is a safe place to unload
The thought of you two together and me being stuck in the middle is helping to make me unload. I dread to think the state you would have me in for real. "
Wanna find out? |
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"Don't be shy, this is a safe place to unload
The thought of you two together and me being stuck in the middle is helping to make me unload. I dread to think the state you would have me in for real.
Wanna find out? "
Oh yes please I would love to find out. |
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"Dear Polydoux
As I get older I am finding that my thumb is slowing down. It is making it difficult to respond quickly enough when playing the word association game. I am finding this most frustrating
Is there any specific exercise I can do or, do you have any special cream I can put on it that will keep it match fit so I can stay ahead of the game?
We have special pots of magic cream. You just pop your thumb in and wiggle it around a bit "
That sounds like just what I need.
Could you send me your pot of magic cream, post haste so I can get dipping and wiggling asap. |
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"Dear Polydoux
As I get older I am finding that my thumb is slowing down. It is making it difficult to respond quickly enough when playing the word association game. I am finding this most frustrating
Is there any specific exercise I can do or, do you have any special cream I can put on it that will keep it match fit so I can stay ahead of the game?
We have special pots of magic cream. You just pop your thumb in and wiggle it around a bit
That sounds like just what I need.
Could you send me your pot of magic cream, post haste so I can get dipping and wiggling asap. "
Oh, we have to deliver in person. |
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"Dear Polydoux
As I get older I am finding that my thumb is slowing down. It is making it difficult to respond quickly enough when playing the word association game. I am finding this most frustrating
Is there any specific exercise I can do or, do you have any special cream I can put on it that will keep it match fit so I can stay ahead of the game?
We have special pots of magic cream. You just pop your thumb in and wiggle it around a bit
That sounds like just what I need.
Could you send me your pot of magic cream, post haste so I can get dipping and wiggling asap.
Oh, we have to deliver in person. "
That's ok, I shall make sure I'm in to sign for it.
What a proper professional service. I am most impressed. No more deleting for me because I've been pipped to the post.
Thanks Rubidoux |
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"Trying to help a girlfriend with chronic depression while suffering seasonal depression. Maybe you two can just give us naked hugs or something"
Are there any other kind? Naked hugs all round |
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"Got any woes? Not sure where to turn for advice?
Polly and I are here for you.
Two listening ears and booby cuddlers to soothe and help you to work out your issues.
No problem too big or small.
Unload here, we don't judge x"
Weirdly enough my 2 favourite ladies on here |
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