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The Strictly No Dancing and No Fecking Twirling Thread #26
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"I’ll just pop the kettle on and sit back and watch "We have a fecking bean to cup coffee machine here 
Just got no fecking cups  | |||
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"I’ll just pop the kettle on and sit back and watch "Do you want a part in it? We've still got the front half of the donkey | |||
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"I’ll just pop the kettle on and sit back and watch
Do you want a part in it?
We've still got the front half of the donkey "we have a real donkey and here's a dozen mugs don't break them | |||
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"I’ll just pop the kettle on and sit back and watch
Do you want a part in it?
We've still got the front half of the donkey we have a real donkey and here's a dozen mugs don't break them"Where the fecking donkey staying at?  | |||
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"I’ll just pop the kettle on and sit back and watch
Do you want a part in it?
We've still got the front half of the donkey we have a real donkey and here's a dozen mugs don't break them
Where the fecking donkey staying at? "he's staying with sammis | |||
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"I’ll just pop the kettle on and sit back and watch
Do you want a part in it?
We've still got the front half of the donkey we have a real donkey and here's a dozen mugs don't break them
Where the fecking donkey staying at?
he's staying with sammis"Feck has she got a fecking farm in Chelmsford  | |||
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"I’ll just pop the kettle on and sit back and watch
Do you want a part in it?
We've still got the front half of the donkey we have a real donkey and here's a dozen mugs don't break them
Where the fecking donkey staying at?
he's staying with sammis
Feck has she got a fecking farm in Chelmsford "just a mansion with swimming pool | |||
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"I’ll just pop the kettle on and sit back and watch
Do you want a part in it?
We've still got the front half of the donkey we have a real donkey and here's a dozen mugs don't break them
Where the fecking donkey staying at?
he's staying with sammis
Feck has she got a fecking farm in Chelmsford just a mansion with swimming pool "Fecker ..how she come by that fecker? | |||
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"I’ll just pop the kettle on and sit back and watch
Do you want a part in it?
We've still got the front half of the donkey we have a real donkey and here's a dozen mugs don't break them
Where the fecking donkey staying at?
he's staying with sammis
Feck has she got a fecking farm in Chelmsford just a mansion with swimming pool
Fecker ..how she come by that fecker?"you mean you don't know | |||
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"I’ll just pop the kettle on and sit back and watch
Do you want a part in it?
We've still got the front half of the donkey we have a real donkey and here's a dozen mugs don't break them
Where the fecking donkey staying at?
he's staying with sammis
Feck has she got a fecking farm in Chelmsford just a mansion with swimming pool
Fecker ..how she come by that fecker?you mean you don't know"Nah do I feck....come on spill the fecking beans _oddy? | |||
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"I’ll just pop the kettle on and sit back and watch
Do you want a part in it?
We've still got the front half of the donkey we have a real donkey and here's a dozen mugs don't break them
Where the fecking donkey staying at?
he's staying with sammis
Feck has she got a fecking farm in Chelmsford just a mansion with swimming pool
Fecker ..how she come by that fecker?you mean you don't know
Nah do I feck....come on spill the fecking beans _oddy? "you know that err programme have a look at the name credits at end  | |||
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"I’ll just pop the kettle on and sit back and watch
Do you want a part in it?
We've still got the front half of the donkey we have a real donkey and here's a dozen mugs don't break them
Where the fecking donkey staying at?
he's staying with sammis
Feck has she got a fecking farm in Chelmsford just a mansion with swimming pool
Fecker ..how she come by that fecker?you mean you don't know
Nah do I feck....come on spill the fecking beans _oddy? you know that err programme have a look at the name credits at end"Well I'll be...the sneaky fecked | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!" Oh hello _amiss | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!" nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience" Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker eh | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker eh" she did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look" And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day! Oh hello _amiss " Helloo | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker eh" Haha...bit old for stripping.they'd all want their money back | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look" That's the problem when you have a weak bladder | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs" Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice! | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice! "but you got ya jack n danny out in public though | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice! but you got ya jack n danny out in public though"Do you think anyone noticed...apart from you.... | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice! "Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs? | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice! but you got ya jack n danny out in public though"Yeah I spotted that too  | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice! but you got ya jack n danny out in public though
Do you think anyone noticed...apart from you.... "Your blown pussy arse | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?"thats all sorted she will be sat on the throne | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?thats all sorted she will be sat on the throne"So she's doing toilet duties instead of cinders?  | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?"Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant! | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice! but you got ya jack n danny out in public though
Do you think anyone noticed...apart from you....
Your blown pussy arse "Haha | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant! "Just so long as you wash up | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?thats all sorted she will be sat on the throne"I will..with a nice tiara on... | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?thats all sorted she will be sat on the throne
So she's doing toilet duties instead of cinders? "Don't blaspheme..I was made for that role | |||
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"Fecking wise move deleting that other post samisd "Haha...I know.I thought it was funny..didn't want to get in trouble with the mods! | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?thats all sorted she will be sat on the throne
I will..with a nice fiver pad on... "FIFY | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up "Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown! | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?thats all sorted she will be sat on the throne
So she's doing toilet duties instead of cinders? "when cinders marrys what his face she will become her royal weeness hence sitting on the throne  | |||
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"Fecking wise move deleting that other post samisd
Haha...I know.I thought it was funny..didn't want to get in trouble with the mods! "damm what did i miss | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?thats all sorted she will be sat on the throne
So she's doing toilet duties instead of cinders? when cinders marrys what his face she will become her royal weeness hence sitting on the throne "What's happened to what's his face? | |||
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"Fecking wise move deleting that other post samisd
Haha...I know.I thought it was funny..didn't want to get in trouble with the mods! damm what did i miss"Can't tell you...ill get in trouble | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown! "Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos? Nah nah da nah nah | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah "shame they got arrows going up em | |||
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"Fecking wise move deleting that other post samisd
Haha...I know.I thought it was funny..didn't want to get in trouble with the mods! damm what did i miss
Can't tell you...ill get in trouble "Shitty arse as well as pissy arse | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah "Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...  | |||
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"i was clever at work today i made sausage meat meat balls in a tomato and chilli sauce" Mmmm.... | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out... "oi you dont want a prison uniform | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah shame they got arrows going up em"Nah if we get caught we might have...see my fecking arrow | |||
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"i was clever at work today i made sausage meat meat balls in a tomato and chilli sauce" Sounds fecking painful to me | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out... oi you dont want a prison uniform"Ok Voddy, I'll stick to the rags....poor cinders | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out... "You wont fecking do a 3sum | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out... oi you dont want a prison uniform
Ok Voddy, I'll stick to the rags....poor cinders "there glittery rags with sequins | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out... oi you dont want a prison uniform"We ain't got fecking caught yet | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
You wont fecking do a 3sum "she will with bruno and ore | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out... oi you dont want a prison uniform
We ain't got fecking caught yet "YET | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
You wont fecking do a 3sum she will with bruno and ore"Wouldn't have a fecking clue who they are to be frank...or is it frank? | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
You wont fecking do a 3sum "We could still have matching gowns..we would look like triplets then.....I think....well unidentical triplets.... | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
You wont fecking do a 3sum
We could still have matching gowns..we would look like triplets then.....I think....well unidentical triplets.... "like the beverley sisters | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out... oi you dont want a prison uniform
Ok Voddy, I'll stick to the rags....poor cinders there glittery rags with sequins"
I know | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
You wont fecking do a 3sum
We could still have matching gowns..we would look like triplets then.....I think....well unidentical triplets.... "Yeah but got them on a special offer..Bogota so I'd have to buy fecking 4
Wasn't telling you to bogoff btw | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
You wont fecking do a 3sum she will with bruno and ore
Wouldn't have a fecking clue who they are to be frank...or is it frank? "Surely not....don't keep calling me Shirley! | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
You wont fecking do a 3sum
We could still have matching gowns..we would look like triplets then.....I think....well unidentical triplets.... like the beverley sisters"Just like the Beverly Sisters | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl? "You get a holiday if you do....oh shit I can't fecking do that | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl? "Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump. | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
You wont fecking do a 3sum
We could still have matching gowns..we would look like triplets then.....I think....well unidentical triplets....
Yeah but got them on a special offer..Bogota so I'd have to buy fecking 4
Wasn't telling you to bogoff btw "Haha Voddy can have one, or if she don't want it, it might fit Nigel | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump. "She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread  | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
You wont fecking do a 3sum
We could still have matching gowns..we would look like triplets then.....I think....well unidentical triplets.... like the beverley sisters
Just like the Beverly Sisters "More like fecking sister act | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread "Haha. Welcome to our little family | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
You wont fecking do a 3sum
We could still have matching gowns..we would look like triplets then.....I think....well unidentical triplets.... like the beverley sisters
Just like the Beverly Sisters
More like fecking sister act "Nun of that now | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread "Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs  | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs "Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on? | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
You wont fecking do a 3sum
We could still have matching gowns..we would look like triplets then.....I think....well unidentical triplets.... like the beverley sisters
Just like the Beverly Sisters
More like fecking sister act
Nun of that now "It's fecking hard to get out of the habit | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs "Coming up, I found one of your soup bowl ones! | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on? "How long have you got There are 25 other threads to read and we ask questions at the end | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
You wont fecking do a 3sum
We could still have matching gowns..we would look like triplets then.....I think....well unidentical triplets.... like the beverley sisters
Just like the Beverly Sisters
More like fecking sister act
Nun of that now
It's fecking hard to get out of the habit "Haha ...  you can have a cat's bum for that! | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
How long have you got There are 25 other threads to read and we ask questions at the end "Blimey! it’s my bed time, it might take a while. Is it a test? a pass and fail scenario? | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on? "Well this load of barmpots are trying to put on a Xmas panto....fecking clueless I tell yer ..clueless...trying to give out coffee in paper fecking cups Samiss where's that fecking clean cup ffs | |||
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"wonders if babs would like to meet nigel" Nervously asking ... who is Nigel? | |||
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"wonders if babs would like to meet nigel Nervously asking ... who is Nigel? "a lovely gentleman | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
Well this load of barmpots are trying to put on a Xmas panto....fecking clueless I tell yer ..clueless...trying to give out coffee in paper fecking cups
Samiss where's that fecking clean cup ffs"I like watching a panto so I can sit here quietly, drink my latte and watch when it’s ready. Any choccies? I can bring some if you like.... | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
How long have you got There are 25 other threads to read and we ask questions at the end
Blimey! it’s my bed time, it might take a while. Is it a test? a pass and fail scenario? "No we just need reminding why the feck we're here | |||
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"Babs, do you want to be in our panto/nativity play. We need some shepherds and wise men(which are hard to find on here)! "nah babs is a angel | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
How long have you got There are 25 other threads to read and we ask questions at the end
Blimey! it’s my bed time, it might take a while. Is it a test? a pass and fail scenario? "It is Babs, so get swotting! | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
Well this load of barmpots are trying to put on a Xmas panto....fecking clueless I tell yer ..clueless...trying to give out coffee in paper fecking cups
Samiss where's that fecking clean cup ffs
I like watching a panto so I can sit here quietly, drink my latte and watch when it’s ready. Any choccies? I can bring some if you like.... "The time it's fecking taking _amiss...you'd better bring a cup ffs | |||
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"wonders if babs would like to meet nigel Nervously asking ... who is Nigel? a lovely gentleman" | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
Well this load of barmpots are trying to put on a Xmas panto....fecking clueless I tell yer ..clueless...trying to give out coffee in paper fecking cups
Samiss where's that fecking clean cup ffs
I like watching a panto so I can sit here quietly, drink my latte and watch when it’s ready. Any choccies? I can bring some if you like....
The time it's fecking taking _amiss...you'd better bring a cup ffs"shes in the loo | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
Well this load of barmpots are trying to put on a Xmas panto....fecking clueless I tell yer ..clueless...trying to give out coffee in paper fecking cups
Samiss where's that fecking clean cup ffs"Tut...I broke the last one..I had something sticky on my hand and just dropped it... | |||
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"wonders if babs would like to meet nigel Nervously asking ... who is Nigel? a lovely gentleman
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
Well this load of barmpots are trying to put on a Xmas panto....fecking clueless I tell yer ..clueless...trying to give out coffee in paper fecking cups
Samiss where's that fecking clean cup ffs
Tut...I broke the last one..I had something sticky on my hand and just dropped it... "passes the wet wipes | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
Well this load of barmpots are trying to put on a Xmas panto....fecking clueless I tell yer ..clueless...trying to give out coffee in paper fecking cups
Samiss where's that fecking clean cup ffs
I like watching a panto so I can sit here quietly, drink my latte and watch when it’s ready. Any choccies? I can bring some if you like....
The time it's fecking taking _amiss...you'd better bring a cup ffsshes in the loo"Hope she washes her fecking hands | |||
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"wonders if babs would like to meet nigel Nervously asking ... who is Nigel? a lovely gentleman
he gives a good ride"And he wears a kiss me quick hat | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
Well this load of barmpots are trying to put on a Xmas panto....fecking clueless I tell yer ..clueless...trying to give out coffee in paper fecking cups
Samiss where's that fecking clean cup ffs
Tut...I broke the last one..I had something sticky on my hand and just dropped it... passes the wet wipes"Thank you | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
Well this load of barmpots are trying to put on a Xmas panto....fecking clueless I tell yer ..clueless...trying to give out coffee in paper fecking cups
Samiss where's that fecking clean cup ffs
Tut...I broke the last one..I had something sticky on my hand and just dropped it... "So you fecking didn't wash em | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
Well this load of barmpots are trying to put on a Xmas panto....fecking clueless I tell yer ..clueless...trying to give out coffee in paper fecking cups
Samiss where's that fecking clean cup ffs
I like watching a panto so I can sit here quietly, drink my latte and watch when it’s ready. Any choccies? I can bring some if you like....
The time it's fecking taking _amiss...you'd better bring a cup ffsshes in the loo
Hope she washes her fecking hands "Oops..pops quickly back | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
Well this load of barmpots are trying to put on a Xmas panto....fecking clueless I tell yer ..clueless...trying to give out coffee in paper fecking cups
Samiss where's that fecking clean cup ffs
Tut...I broke the last one..I had something sticky on my hand and just dropped it...
So you fecking didn't wash em "Haha | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
Well this load of barmpots are trying to put on a Xmas panto....fecking clueless I tell yer ..clueless...trying to give out coffee in paper fecking cups
Samiss where's that fecking clean cup ffs
I like watching a panto so I can sit here quietly, drink my latte and watch when it’s ready. Any choccies? I can bring some if you like....
The time it's fecking taking _amiss...you'd better bring a cup ffs"There’s always a shortage of cups around here I might donate a set | |||
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"wonders if babs would like to meet nigel Nervously asking ... who is Nigel? a lovely gentleman
he gives a good ride"He might...but he still fecking stinks | |||
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"wonders if babs would like to meet nigel Nervously asking ... who is Nigel? a lovely gentleman
he gives a good ride
He might...but he still fecking stinks"Stinks? | |||
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"wonders if babs would like to meet nigel Nervously asking ... who is Nigel? a lovely gentleman
he gives a good ride
He might...but he still fecking stinks
Stinks? "he dont stink hes been swimming in sammis;s pool | |||
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"wonders if babs would like to meet nigel Nervously asking ... who is Nigel? a lovely gentleman
he gives a good ride
He might...but he still fecking stinks"your fecking farts stink | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
Well this load of barmpots are trying to put on a Xmas panto....fecking clueless I tell yer ..clueless...trying to give out coffee in paper fecking cups
Samiss where's that fecking clean cup ffs
I like watching a panto so I can sit here quietly, drink my latte and watch when it’s ready. Any choccies? I can bring some if you like....
The time it's fecking taking _amiss...you'd better bring a cup ffs
There’s always a shortage of cups around here I might donate a set "Do fecking give them to pissy knickers | |||
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"wonders if babs would like to meet nigel Nervously asking ... who is Nigel? a lovely gentleman
he gives a good ride
He might...but he still fecking stinks
Stinks? he dont stink hes been swimming in sammis;s pool"I gag on bad smells | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
Well this load of barmpots are trying to put on a Xmas panto....fecking clueless I tell yer ..clueless...trying to give out coffee in paper fecking cups
Samiss where's that fecking clean cup ffs
I like watching a panto so I can sit here quietly, drink my latte and watch when it’s ready. Any choccies? I can bring some if you like....
The time it's fecking taking _amiss...you'd better bring a cup ffs
There’s always a shortage of cups around here I might donate a set "Yes please! | |||
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"you know your going out friday mistress how you gonna hide ya asbo tag" Stockings will hide that fecker | |||
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"wonders if babs would like to meet nigel Nervously asking ... who is Nigel? a lovely gentleman
he gives a good ride
He might...but he still fecking stinks
Stinks? he dont stink hes been swimming in sammis;s pool"Yeah then had a shite striaght after ffs | |||
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"wonders if babs would like to meet nigel Nervously asking ... who is Nigel? a lovely gentleman
he gives a good ride
He might...but he still fecking stinks
Stinks? he dont stink hes been swimming in sammis;s pool"Yeah and I shampooed him too | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Sssh, Babs, no twirling allowed, you'll upset the Mistress and she gets the right 'ole 'ump.
She’s safe with me, I can’t twirl it makes me dizzy I like this thread
Want a latte?
Samiss get a clean cup ffs
Lovely. Love a latte, thank you. So fill me in what’s going on?
Well this load of barmpots are trying to put on a Xmas panto....fecking clueless I tell yer ..clueless...trying to give out coffee in paper fecking cups
Samiss where's that fecking clean cup ffs
I like watching a panto so I can sit here quietly, drink my latte and watch when it’s ready. Any choccies? I can bring some if you like....
The time it's fecking taking _amiss...you'd better bring a cup ffs
There’s always a shortage of cups around here I might donate a set
Do fecking give them to pissy knickers "You know I don't wear them...I've got the new fiver panties | |||
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"wonders if babs would like to meet nigel Nervously asking ... who is Nigel? a lovely gentleman
he gives a good ride
He might...but he still fecking stinksyour fecking farts stink"And you've got a fecking big nose to smell em...all the way down there | |||
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"wonders if babs would like to meet nigel Nervously asking ... who is Nigel? a lovely gentleman
he gives a good ride
He might...but he still fecking stinksyour fecking farts stink
And you've got a fecking big nose to smell em...all the way down there "mistress that is unkind please say your sorry | |||
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"Right I'm off to bed...see you all in the morning. Nightie night xx" Na night.xx | |||
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"wonders if babs would like to meet nigel Nervously asking ... who is Nigel? a lovely gentleman
he gives a good ride
He might...but he still fecking stinksyour fecking farts stink
And you've got a fecking big nose to smell em...all the way down there mistress that is unkind please say your sorry"Oh ok how can I not...now can I feck off to bed? | |||
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"Walks in morning latte and a bacon butty please" Giz yer fecking cup | |||
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"Walks in morning latte and a bacon butty please Giz yer fecking cup" passes penguin mug | |||
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"Walks in morning latte and a bacon butty please Giz yer fecking cuppasses penguin mug" There you go....only got toast I'm afraid | |||
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"Walks in morning latte and a bacon butty please Giz yer fecking cuppasses penguin mug There you go....only got toast I'm afraid "wot sorta cafe is this | |||
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"Walks in morning latte and a bacon butty please Giz yer fecking cuppasses penguin mug There you go....only got toast I'm afraid wot sorta cafe is this"Yep fecking lucky I'm open this time of the morning ffs | |||
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"Walks in morning latte and a bacon butty please Giz yer fecking cuppasses penguin mug There you go....only got toast I'm afraid wot sorta cafe is this
Yep fecking lucky I'm open this time of the morning ffs"do you want new china mugs or not missis | |||
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"Walks in morning latte and a bacon butty please Giz yer fecking cuppasses penguin mug There you go....only got toast I'm afraid wot sorta cafe is this
Yep fecking lucky I'm open this time of the morning ffsdo you want new china mugs or not missis"If they do the fecking soup bowls ones in China. ....yeah bag em but try not to pay more then 10 bob a cup... | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out... "It was a bog off deal but you can share mine if you like | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
It was a bog off deal but you can share mine if you like "Why the feck didn't I think of that...doh | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
It was a bog off deal but you can share mine if you like
Why the feck didn't I think of that...doh"coz ya brain is like a seive | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl? "Well, hello lovely lady. Would you like to share my bogoff gown too? | |||
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"Good morning darling cosmos how are you have missed you xxx" Good morning sweetie, I'm just spiffing thank you. I am always here holding your hand | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
It was a bog off deal but you can share mine if you like
Why the feck didn't I think of that...doh"Mistress, we are going to need more silky sexy hers and hers bogoffs | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
It was a bog off deal but you can share mine if you like "Ah thank you lovely Cosmos, that would be super | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
It was a bog off deal but you can share mine if you like
Why the feck didn't I think of that...dohcoz ya brain is like a seive "It doesn't fecking leak as much as _amiss | |||
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"I’ve never been on this thread .... why can’t I twirl?
Well, hello lovely lady. Would you like to share my bogoff gown too? "I see a 3 sum on the cards | |||
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"Good morning darling cosmos how are you have missed you xxx Good morning sweetie, I'm just spiffing thank you. I am always here holding your hand "Fecking getting greedy now...fecking four | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
It was a bog off deal but you can share mine if you like
Why the feck didn't I think of that...doh
Mistress, we are going to need more silky sexy hers and hers bogoffs "So I fecking see | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
It was a bog off deal but you can share mine if you like
Ah thank you lovely Cosmos, that would be super "Is that the bog of your sharing | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
It was a bog off deal but you can share mine if you like
Ah thank you lovely Cosmos, that would be super
Is that the bog of your sharing "would that be a conveniance | |||
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"Hello naughty people, talking about me behind my back! So yeah Nigels had a swim in the pool and is now snuggled up in front of the log fire. So we have some coffee mugs, all I need is a nice instant coffee, had a long day!nooooo Mistress wanted to know how you could afford a mansion I didn't like to say you worked in that strip joint down soho as you had told me in convenience Feck me _oddy...ins a good job she didn't tell you in confidence. ..sneaky fecker ehshe did tell me in convenience a public one at that I didn't know where to look And she had the neck to call cosmos a fecking hussy for showing her ass ffs Yeah but I needed a fast wee...I had no choice!
Bugger that ...how fecking long can you stay on the stage before needing the bog ffs?
Don't worry, I'll be fine...just keep me away from the instant!
Just so long as you wash up
Ok I'll wash up, before I do my dress rehearsal in my ball(room) gown!
Oh did I mention...I've just got matching gowns for me and cosmos?
Nah nah da nah nah
Tut...I want one..why do you always leave me out...
It was a bog off deal but you can share mine if you like
Ah thank you lovely Cosmos, that would be super
Is that the bog of your sharing would that be a conveniance"For fecking who? | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play.... "Clearly I’ve missed a few threads, I need this explaining
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
Clearly I’ve missed a few threads, I need this explaining
Oh and where’s you know who today? "Hi PP I'm looking after Nigel the donkey at the moment. He's supposed to be in our nativity play, but he's been naughty, so may need another one. Do you know of any donkeys with acting skills?
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
Clearly I’ve missed a few threads, I need this explaining
Oh and where’s you know who today?
Hi PP I'm looking after Nigel the donkey at the moment. He's supposed to be in our nativity play, but he's been naughty, so may need another one. Do you know of any donkeys with acting skills?
I think you know who,is out buying new coffee cups or a gown for me "She told me she was off to scour blackpool beach for a more docile donkey. She is very worried about health and safety due to Nigel being such a bad ass...... | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
Clearly I’ve missed a few threads, I need this explaining
Oh and where’s you know who today?
Hi PP I'm looking after Nigel the donkey at the moment. He's supposed to be in our nativity play, but he's been naughty, so may need another one. Do you know of any donkeys with acting skills?
I think you know who,is out buying new coffee cups or a gown for me
She told me she was off to scour blackpool beach for a more docile donkey. She is very worried about health and safety due to Nigel being such a bad ass......"Hahaha Wonder if she will be riding on them, to test them out! | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
Clearly I’ve missed a few threads, I need this explaining
Oh and where’s you know who today?
Hi PP I'm looking after Nigel the donkey at the moment. He's supposed to be in our nativity play, but he's been naughty, so may need another one. Do you know of any donkeys with acting skills?
I think you know who,is out buying new coffee cups or a gown for me
She told me she was off to scour blackpool beach for a more docile donkey. She is very worried about health and safety due to Nigel being such a bad ass......
Hahaha Wonder if she will be riding on them, to test them out!"Omg I’ll watch the news this evening, that sight will be worth seeing 
Unruly donkeys, sounds like the males on her in the early hours on the weekend | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play.... "I fecking told you...we need a fecking donkey costume and two volunteers ffs It's fecking cheaper then donkey | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
Clearly I’ve missed a few threads, I need this explaining
Oh and where’s you know who today? "Searching for a fecking donkey costume | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
I fecking told you...we need a fecking donkey costume and two volunteers ffs
It's fecking cheaper then donkey "You could be the rear end you’ve got the legs for it | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
Clearly I’ve missed a few threads, I need this explaining
Oh and where’s you know who today?
Hi PP I'm looking after Nigel the donkey at the moment. He's supposed to be in our nativity play, but he's been naughty, so may need another one. Do you know of any donkeys with acting skills?
I think you know who,is out buying new coffee cups or a gown for me "You got that fecking wrong didn't you....feck all in the charity shops ffs. Any idea where to find one? | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
Clearly I’ve missed a few threads, I need this explaining
Oh and where’s you know who today?
Hi PP I'm looking after Nigel the donkey at the moment. He's supposed to be in our nativity play, but he's been naughty, so may need another one. Do you know of any donkeys with acting skills?
I think you know who,is out buying new coffee cups or a gown for me
She told me she was off to scour blackpool beach for a more docile donkey. She is very worried about health and safety due to Nigel being such a bad ass......"Nah had a change of plan....Nigels a lost cause and we can't take a fecking chance on another smelly fecker | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
Clearly I’ve missed a few threads, I need this explaining
Oh and where’s you know who today?
Hi PP I'm looking after Nigel the donkey at the moment. He's supposed to be in our nativity play, but he's been naughty, so may need another one. Do you know of any donkeys with acting skills?
I think you know who,is out buying new coffee cups or a gown for me
She told me she was off to scour blackpool beach for a more docile donkey. She is very worried about health and safety due to Nigel being such a bad ass......
Hahaha Wonder if she will be riding on them, to test them out!
Omg I’ll watch the news this evening, that sight will be worth seeing
Unruly donkeys, sounds like the males on her in the early hours on the weekend "Nah give it a miss...they fecking stink
Anyhow how rude of me pink....would you like a latte? | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
I fecking told you...we need a fecking donkey costume and two volunteers ffs
It's fecking cheaper then donkey "Where we going to get two fecking volunteers to go inside a stinky donkey costume? We haven't got enough cast members now! ... ...bloody cat's bum!... | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
I fecking told you...we need a fecking donkey costume and two volunteers ffs
It's fecking cheaper then donkey
You could be the rear end you’ve got the legs for it "Cheeked fecker...forget the latte I'm out of milk | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
I fecking told you...we need a fecking donkey costume and two volunteers ffs
It's fecking cheaper then donkey
You could be the rear end you’ve got the legs for it "Yeah...knock knees! | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
Clearly I’ve missed a few threads, I need this explaining
Oh and where’s you know who today?
Hi PP I'm looking after Nigel the donkey at the moment. He's supposed to be in our nativity play, but he's been naughty, so may need another one. Do you know of any donkeys with acting skills?
I think you know who,is out buying new coffee cups or a gown for me
You got that fecking wrong didn't you....feck all in the charity shops ffs.
Any idea where to find one?"Not in a charity shop!....I want a posh one from a posh shop! | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
I fecking told you...we need a fecking donkey costume and two volunteers ffs
It's fecking cheaper then donkey
Where we going to get two fecking volunteers to go inside a stinky donkey costume? We haven't got enough cast members now! ... ...bloody cat's bum!... "Try offering pink another latte...you've got milk | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
Clearly I’ve missed a few threads, I need this explaining
Oh and where’s you know who today?
Hi PP I'm looking after Nigel the donkey at the moment. He's supposed to be in our nativity play, but he's been naughty, so may need another one. Do you know of any donkeys with acting skills?
I think you know who,is out buying new coffee cups or a gown for me
You got that fecking wrong didn't you....feck all in the charity shops ffs.
Any idea where to find one?
Not in a charity shop!....I want a posh one from a posh shop! "Not fecking toys r us for feck sake | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
I fecking told you...we need a fecking donkey costume and two volunteers ffs
It's fecking cheaper then donkey
Where we going to get two fecking volunteers to go inside a stinky donkey costume? We haven't got enough cast members now! ... ...bloody cat's bum!...
Try offering pink another latte...you've got milk"Ok. Pink, how would you like a starring role in the nativity play....think of the children | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
Clearly I’ve missed a few threads, I need this explaining
Oh and where’s you know who today?
Hi PP I'm looking after Nigel the donkey at the moment. He's supposed to be in our nativity play, but he's been naughty, so may need another one. Do you know of any donkeys with acting skills?
I think you know who,is out buying new coffee cups or a gown for me
You got that fecking wrong didn't you....feck all in the charity shops ffs.
Any idea where to find one?
Not in a charity shop!....I want a posh one from a posh shop!
Not fecking toys r us for feck sake "Yes that one...they do some nice princess dresses in there, not sure I'd get in one though! | |||
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"Latte you said? "Ooh Babs, glad you've dropped in...may have a little acting job for you?... | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
Clearly I’ve missed a few threads, I need this explaining
Oh and where’s you know who today?
Hi PP I'm looking after Nigel the donkey at the moment. He's supposed to be in our nativity play, but he's been naughty, so may need another one. Do you know of any donkeys with acting skills?
I think you know who,is out buying new coffee cups or a gown for me
She told me she was off to scour blackpool beach for a more docile donkey. She is very worried about health and safety due to Nigel being such a bad ass......
Hahaha Wonder if she will be riding on them, to test them out!
Omg I’ll watch the news this evening, that sight will be worth seeing
Unruly donkeys, sounds like the males on her in the early hours on the weekend
Nah give it a miss...they fecking stink
Anyhow how rude of me pink....would you like a latte? "You know I don’t like coffee | |||
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"Latte you said?
Ooh Babs, glad you've dropped in...may have a little acting job for you?... "Oh no I’m rubbish ... it’s almost as bad as my singing! What is it? | |||
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"Latte you said?
Ooh Babs, glad you've dropped in...may have a little acting job for you?...
Oh no I’m rubbish ... it’s almost as bad as my singing! What is it? "sinderella | |||
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"Latte you said?
Ooh Babs, glad you've dropped in...may have a little acting job for you?...
Oh no I’m rubbish ... it’s almost as bad as my singing! What is it? sinderella"Awwwww that sounds lovely | |||
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"Latte you said?
Ooh Babs, glad you've dropped in...may have a little acting job for you?...
Oh no I’m rubbish ... it’s almost as bad as my singing! What is it? "It's a pantomime donkey, so you only have to say eeaw. If you sign the contract now...you can be the front end coz I'm hoping to get Pink for the back end. You don't want her in the front, coz she has a dreadful wind problem and might suffocate you! | |||
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"Um...got a problem with Nigel ....he jumped out of the swimming pool and straight into the field with 'My Little Pony' , Diva..he tried to mount her and she kicked him in the 'Yvonne Gooliegongs'... may have to get a replacement for the nativity play....
I fecking told you...we need a fecking donkey costume and two volunteers ffs
It's fecking cheaper then donkey
Where we going to get two fecking volunteers to go inside a stinky donkey costume? We haven't got enough cast members now! ... ...bloody cat's bum!...
Try offering pink another latte...you've got milk
Ok. Pink, how would you like a starring role in the nativity play....think of the children "Yes I’m  | |||
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"Latte you said? "Bean to fecking cup latte | |||
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