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over a year ago
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I like dawn french nice personality and very attractive what ever her size. I dont know any female vicars though but i have fantasised about ambulance drivers, doctors and russian soldiers. |
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over a year ago
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"we talking large dawn french or slimmer dawn french?
Is there a difference? Has her personailty changed?
Not for me, though i'm sure it'll be mutual."
i never knew you could fuck a personality before 
learn something new everyday |
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over a year ago
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Kate and I were married by a rather attractive lady Salvation Army Captain.
And "yes" I would have, although it's been nearly 30yrs ago now so don't know what she'd look like now.
As for Dawn French, it's a "no" from me.
She's got a lovely face, but her figure is too round for me, even now she has slimmed down.
Saw a pic of her online that said she's now a size 16, and my reaction is "no chance" If she's a 16 my cocks a kipper. |
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"we talking large dawn french or slimmer dawn french?
Is there a difference? Has her personailty changed?
Not for me, though i'm sure it'll be mutual.
i never knew you could fuck a personality before
learn something new everyday "
But surely if you don't like the personality, it's like fucking a hole or being used a hole |
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"we talking large dawn french or slimmer dawn french?
Is there a difference? Has her personailty changed?
Not for me, though i'm sure it'll be mutual.
i never knew you could fuck a personality before
learn something new everyday
But surely if you don't like the personality, it's like fucking a hole or being used a hole"
Hope you are nowhere near Blackburn, Lancashire |
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"we talking large dawn french or slimmer dawn french?
Is there a difference? Has her personailty changed?
Not for me, though i'm sure it'll be mutual.
i never knew you could fuck a personality before
learn something new everyday
But surely if you don't like the personality, it's like fucking a hole or being used a hole
Hope you are nowhere near Blackburn, Lancashire"
Nah there's more holes there now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But surely if you don't like the personality, it's like fucking a hole or being used a hole"
I agree, personality is key
but when Dawn French in the vicar of Dibley was a very large lady..
but when funky and PP mentioned Dawn French i wasnt sure if they were on about the 'Vicar' or the now slimmer Dawn French |
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By *he tactile technician OP Man
over a year ago
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"But surely if you don't like the personality, it's like fucking a hole or being used a hole
I agree, personality is key
but when Dawn French in the vicar of Dibley was a very large lady..
but when funky and PP mentioned Dawn French i wasnt sure if they were on about the 'Vicar' or the now slimmer Dawn French"
Stop it Cute N Sassy, Funky and Private would fantasise about fucking the preverbial frog if they could stop it hopping  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cast your mind back to Dawn French in the role as the local village vicar, have you ever had any fantasies involving a female vicar?  "
No comment, I would love to, but no comment (Paul wanders off smiling... I am going to burn in hell and when I do the devil himself will come and watch)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oohh yes,the priest in the thornbirds.he was gorgeous.the fake vicar that was on hollyoaks,conning carmel,he was fit!
I served a nice one at work last week,and thought phwoar lol. |
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By *essesCouple
over a year ago
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"Vicars / Church - would love to know how many Swingers here - Who have actually been in a church and seen an actual vicar recently !!  "
My father is a church warden and I've seen him recently does that count, though I do always expect to get struck by a bolt of lightening!
Nah TT our lady vicar isn't my type but if she was more like Geraldine then yes i would.
Lisa x |
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By *he tactile technician OP Man
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"Vicars / Church - would love to know how many Swingers here - Who have actually been in a church and seen an actual vicar recently !!
My father is a church warden and I've seen him recently does that count, though I do always expect to get struck by a bolt of lightening!
Nah TT our lady vicar isn't my type but if she was more like Geraldine then yes i would.
Lisa x"
oo bless you my child may a bolt of something strike you fairly and squarely between your cassocks! |
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"But surely if you don't like the personality, it's like fucking a hole or being used a hole
I agree, personality is key
but when Dawn French in the vicar of Dibley was a very large lady..
but when funky and PP mentioned Dawn French i wasnt sure if they were on about the 'Vicar' or the now slimmer Dawn French"
I would drill either Dawn French. I've not seen her 'thin'. She just makes me laugh and has big boobies hehehehehehehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cast your mind back to Dawn French in the role as the local village vicar, have you ever had any fantasies involving a female vicar? "
No! but the clergy round here are mostly dodgy middle aged men.  |
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"Kate and I were married by a rather attractive lady Salvation Army Captain.
And "yes" I would have, although it's been nearly 30yrs ago now so don't know what she'd look like now.
As for Dawn French, it's a "no" from me.
She's got a lovely face, but her figure is too round for me, even now she has slimmed down.
Saw a pic of her online that said she's now a size 16, and my reaction is "no chance" If she's a 16 my cocks a kipper."
Totally agree Jack, and quotes in the media like that cause problems on here for larger ladies, people think that is what a size 16 looks like and it is most certainly not! |
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Ive no idea what our local god botherer looks like as I dont go anywhere near any church but I wouldnt say no to dawn French-cuddly AND funny mmmmm
Although if the lovely ladies on here wanted a vicar I suspect they would be out of luck ... unless they looked like a choirboy!  |
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