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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Welcome aboard your private plane with PollyDoux airways.
If you'd like to tell us your destination of choice we'll be sure to tell the pilot.
Polly and I are here to serve all your wants and needs so just let us know what those are.
Oh, and as we are a new airline we haven't yet got our uniforms. What should we wear?
PS. We're on leave when we land, we'd love to join you on your holiday  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"French maids. Visible stockings and suspenders please.
Take me to the USA please, west coast, longer flight, more perving time. "
Anything we can do to make your journey more comfortable? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i would like taken to my happy place
im looking for new fab friends
and you will look fantastic in whatever you choose to wear or choose not to wear. i mean look at you both how can you not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh jolly splendid out door gear ladies please .
We are off with pooch to wander the hills and mountains of New Zealand.
A splendid adventure . Lots of cook outs , camp fire sing songs and sleeping under the stars with Pooch and I  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please can I go to a nice warm sunny place with a lovely secluded beach and waterfall so we can enjoy a bit of free time before the return flight.
Uniforms who needs them.  "
Sounds heavenly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i would like taken to my happy place
im looking for new fab friends
and you will look fantastic in whatever you choose to wear or choose not to wear. i mean look at you both how can you not "
We'll be your friend. Everyone is welcome at PollyDoux airlines |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh jolly splendid out door gear ladies please .
We are off with pooch to wander the hills and mountains of New Zealand.
A splendid adventure . Lots of cook outs , camp fire sing songs and sleeping under the stars with Pooch and I "
Are you gonna be pitching a tent? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh bumpy ride 
Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers 
Is it from the lost property box? "
Of course not! This is a swanky and sophisticated operation we're running here. Every passenger gets a courtesy bag with fresh underwear, moist tissues, condoms and mints |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"The corn islands please ladies..
Just bring your flip flops and suntan cream
Only if you help us rub it in. "
Hands at the ready.. I'll even loan my snorkel as well if you like  |
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"Oh jolly splendid out door gear ladies please .
We are off with pooch to wander the hills and mountains of New Zealand.
A splendid adventure . Lots of cook outs , camp fire sing songs and sleeping under the stars with Pooch and I
Are you gonna be pitching a tent? "
Trouser tent after watch you pair. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The corn islands please ladies..
Just bring your flip flops and suntan cream
Only if you help us rub it in.
Hands at the ready.. I'll even loan my snorkel as well if you like "
You might need it. It gets a bit wet sometimes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"UK for about a week on the 24th of December please
Ooohhh do you need some naughty elves while youre here? "
Ermmm, I had the idea of spending Christmas with my sisters  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just wear your best lingerie, and can we go to Barbados please or Iceland "
Haha how about Iceland first then Barbados to warm up after? I mean, we'll be keeping you warm anyway but a bit of sun would be nice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh jolly splendid out door gear ladies please .
We are off with pooch to wander the hills and mountains of New Zealand.
A splendid adventure . Lots of cook outs , camp fire sing songs and sleeping under the stars with Pooch and I
Are you gonna be pitching a tent? "
chuckle you two can help me |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"The corn islands please ladies..
Just bring your flip flops and suntan cream
Only if you help us rub it in.
Hands at the ready.. I'll even loan my snorkel as well if you like
You might need it. It gets a bit wet sometimes. "
Truly, those unpredictable tropical downpours come in when it's most heated....... I've heard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just wear your best lingerie, and can we go to Barbados please or Iceland
Haha how about Iceland first then Barbados to warm up after? I mean, we'll be keeping you warm anyway but a bit of sun would be nice. "
Deal! Northern lights and the blue lagoon, then can we go to see Alpha Bravo (Concorde) whilst in Barbados |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh jolly splendid out door gear ladies please .
We are off with pooch to wander the hills and mountains of New Zealand.
A splendid adventure . Lots of cook outs , camp fire sing songs and sleeping under the stars with Pooch and I
Are you gonna be pitching a tent? chuckle you two can help me "
We're dab hands with erections Taff |
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"Oh bumpy ride
Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers
Is it from the lost property box?
Of course not! This is a swanky and sophisticated operation we're running here. Every passenger gets a courtesy bag with fresh underwear, moist tissues, condoms and mints "
Of course. Silly me. What was I thinking?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh jolly splendid out door gear ladies please .
We are off with pooch to wander the hills and mountains of New Zealand.
A splendid adventure . Lots of cook outs , camp fire sing songs and sleeping under the stars with Pooch and I
Are you gonna be pitching a tent? chuckle you two can help me
We're dab hands with erections Taff "
that's splendid indeed I have been complemented on my erections |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i would like taken to my happy place
im looking for new fab friends
and you will look fantastic in whatever you choose to wear or choose not to wear. i mean look at you both how can you not
We'll be your friend. Everyone is welcome at PollyDoux airlines "
excellent. i'll look forward to receiving your friend requests |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"UK for about a week on the 24th of December please
Ooohhh do you need some naughty elves while youre here?
Ermmm, I had the idea of spending Christmas with my sisters "
Everyone loves elves  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m looking for a couple of ski bunnies to accompany me on a weeks long trip to my private chalet in the alps. Slopes by day, hot tub and drinks by night - can you help?? There is an airport in Saint Moritz... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m looking for a couple of ski bunnies to accompany me on a weeks long trip to my private chalet in the alps. Slopes by day, hot tub and drinks by night - can you help?? There is an airport in Saint Moritz... "
Can we wear our bunny girl outfits for the flight? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh bumpy ride
Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers
Is it from the lost property box?
Of course not! This is a swanky and sophisticated operation we're running here. Every passenger gets a courtesy bag with fresh underwear, moist tissues, condoms and mints
Of course. Silly me. What was I thinking? "
Let me get you a drink while you compose yourself |
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"Oh bumpy ride
Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers
Is it from the lost property box?
Of course not! This is a swanky and sophisticated operation we're running here. Every passenger gets a courtesy bag with fresh underwear, moist tissues, condoms and mints
Of course. Silly me. What was I thinking?
Let me get you a drink while you compose yourself "
So accommodating. Do remind me to fill in the customer service survey before we land. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh bumpy ride
Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers
Is it from the lost property box?
Of course not! This is a swanky and sophisticated operation we're running here. Every passenger gets a courtesy bag with fresh underwear, moist tissues, condoms and mints
Of course. Silly me. What was I thinking?
Let me get you a drink while you compose yourself
So accommodating. Do remind me to fill in the customer service survey before we land. "
We can hold your pen? |
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"Oh bumpy ride
Theres clean underwear in the overhead lockers
Is it from the lost property box?
Of course not! This is a swanky and sophisticated operation we're running here. Every passenger gets a courtesy bag with fresh underwear, moist tissues, condoms and mints
Of course. Silly me. What was I thinking?
Let me get you a drink while you compose yourself
So accommodating. Do remind me to fill in the customer service survey before we land.
We can hold your pen? "
Whilst my hand is steady this turbulence is proving problematic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we go to Burma please.
Beautiful scenery with 2 beatiful ladies.
Anywhere you like Sir, can I get you something to nibble on? "
Your neck, if I may? |
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"French maids. Visible stockings and suspenders please.
Take me to the USA please, west coast, longer flight, more perving time.
Anything we can do to make your journey more comfortable?"
Um, a whiskey, and lose the maids outfits. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you fly me back to the Dominican Republic please.
There's a little beach there I fell in love with in May. "
Certainly, sit back, relax and we'll be there in no time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m looking for a couple of ski bunnies to accompany me on a weeks long trip to my private chalet in the alps. Slopes by day, hot tub and drinks by night - can you help?? There is an airport in Saint Moritz...
Can we wear our bunny girl outfits for the flight?"
Standard cabin crew attire on the PBPJ!  |
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"Can you fly me back to the Dominican Republic please.
There's a little beach there I fell in love with in May.
Certainly, sit back, relax and we'll be there in no time "
Mwaaaah thank you x
I can almost taste the MamaJuana again... |
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Stewardess, could you show me the safety demonstration again? I was right with you when you pulled the life vest on but when you showed how to inflate it by blowing into that tube my mind started to wander  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stewardess, could you show me the safety demonstration again? I was right with you when you pulled the life vest on but when you showed how to inflate it by blowing into that tube my mind started to wander "
Of course. Safety first in all instances, Rubi just come here and open your mouth...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"French maids. Visible stockings and suspenders please.
Take me to the USA please, west coast, longer flight, more perving time.
Anything we can do to make your journey more comfortable?
Um, a whiskey, and lose the maids outfits. "
We'll undress each other |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shift change?
Sorry we got a little carried away in our crew area
Tssk. You just cannot get dedicated staff nowadays. "
Oh we are extremely dedicated...... to each other |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did we agree on a uniform? I think your most recent pictures would be fine, but you can’t go onto the flight deck - the captain has to watch his blood pressure  "
The captain is gay. We've thought of this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hawaii. I can't think of anything better than sitting watching people dancing in grass skirts whilst drinking cocktails on a beach. "
Ive got a lovely pair of coconuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope I'm not too late to book an evening in the company of Pollydoux "
Night flights are very popular. We offer a turn down and tuck you in service too |
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I think you need to start direct weekly service from all major UK airports to Cap D'Adge and all seats need to be the fully flat beds like other airlines reserve for first class. And probably wipe clean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Take me to a hot beach where the woman walk around naked with wobbling bums and thighs and the men have a permanent hard on.Do you know anywhere like that.???? |
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"Have I missed the flight? And are geeks allowed on this flight xx
Hop on kitten! Where we taking you? "
Norway please and lets hope for a delay so I can fully take in how beautiful you both are and my knee is free and i brought the digestives I don't know if you'd want to spend your leave in the snow though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hope I'm not too late to book an evening in the company of Pollydoux
Night flights are very popular. We offer a turn down and tuck you in service too "
Oh i do like the personal touch |
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