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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is anyone else really clumsy?
So today I managed to fall and hit my head on the dishwasher, I now have a huge egg on it.
Yesterday I managed to smash a glass and it shattered bounced across the room, I thought I had got it all up but managed to stand on a piece.
I have a little toe that’s permanently black from the amount of times I stub it.
on one meet years ago I fell twice! I did have sexy shoes on though!
I’ve fallen out of my friends door and severely injured my knee....
The list could go on.... is anyone else really clumsy? |
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Not clumsy but forgetful today.
I went and got coffee and cake this morning. I somehow managed to lose the cake between the coffee shop and my friend's house.
I suspect I left it on top of the car
Arse biscuits!  |
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When.i.like someone, I get nervous. Get bags caught on chairs.
Forget keys etc.
Also very accident prone in hotels on holiday.
Wet room bathroom, pee in middle of night, flush, turn light off. Stub toe on marble 2cm step.
Wake up to a blood bath.. Nail lifted from big toe.
I had been drinking and didn't see/feel it throbbing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not clumsy but forgetful today.
I went and got coffee and cake this morning. I somehow managed to lose the cake between the coffee shop and my friend's house.
I suspect I left it on top of the car
Arse biscuits! "
Oooooh Matron! |
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"Not clumsy but forgetful today.
I went and got coffee and cake this morning. I somehow managed to lose the cake between the coffee shop and my friend's house.
I suspect I left it on top of the car
Arse biscuits!
Oooooh Matron!"
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"Im silly clumsy. I fell flat on my face the other night. I don’t even drink 
Hehe "
Shame I didn’t have a pin in my hand. Might have worked better hehe
A friend suggested I get myself a toffee hammer   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to be. I had some serious injuries during my working life, due to my clumsiness. I'm wary of fresh air these days, I can trip over it randomly."
Not ideal in your job... could end up in some comprimising positions |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im silly clumsy. I fell flat on my face the other night. I don’t even drink
Hehe
Shame I didn’t have a pin in my hand. Might have worked better hehe
A friend suggested I get myself a toffee hammer "
You’re determined! They simply will not go in! Goodness you tried, told you I have Teflon skin! |
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"Is anyone else really clumsy?
So today I managed to fall and hit my head on the dishwasher, I now have a huge egg on it.
Yesterday I managed to smash a glass and it shattered bounced across the room, I thought I had got it all up but managed to stand on a piece.
I have a little toe that’s permanently black from the amount of times I stub it.
on one meet years ago I fell twice! I did have sexy shoes on though!
I’ve fallen out of my friends door and severely injured my knee....
The list could go on.... is anyone else really clumsy? "
I wish you would fall for me |
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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago
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Ah you've just reminded me that I'll have a bruised arse in the morning - yes we've had a great weekend but it's from clumsiness, I KNOW exactly where the bathroom dresser is so I don't know how I bend into it backwards [sighs] XX |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I used to be terrible...I'd fall over flat ground! I got diagnosed with low levels of vitamin b12 and have injections now. Clumsiness is one of the most common symptoms....always worth getting it checked! I know when I'm due a jab as I start falling over again! X |
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