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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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... you're geared up for a good old debate and then you open a nice bottle of wine, have a glass and then think, "Ah fook it, I love everyone¬!"
Well, .... it ain't tonight! heehhehe  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I have got a nice 2006 rioja on the go actually. Here's my dilemma:
If I don't drink it all, it will be wasted. Totally useless tomorrow.
If I do drink it. I'LL be wasted and totally useless tomorrow.
Not good, as Siren will wake up, realise I'm still on the couch, come down, see the TV is still on, see the bottle, empty, look at me, frown, go make a cup of tea, make me one too (totally fookin out of order to use a cup of tea as an excuse to wake me up), then she'll ever so politely say, "Morning babe, you had a good night." *smile* *wiggle her little ass* *turn around and wiggle her baby bump* - at which point I'm thinking 'fuck the tea!' and follow her back upstairs but by the time I get there she's already gone into littleun's room and that's it. Shop Shut. Out of Order. Out For Lunch.
So, do I drink this lovely bottle of 2006 or not? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have got a nice 2006 rioja on the go actually. Here's my dilemma:
If I don't drink it all, it will be wasted. Totally useless tomorrow.
If I do drink it. I'LL be wasted and totally useless tomorrow.
Not good, as Siren will wake up, realise I'm still on the couch, come down, see the TV is still on, see the bottle, empty, look at me, frown, go make a cup of tea, make me one too (totally fookin out of order to use a cup of tea as an excuse to wake me up), then she'll ever so politely say, "Morning babe, you had a good night." *smile* *wiggle her little ass* *turn around and wiggle her baby bump* - at which point I'm thinking 'fuck the tea!' and follow her back upstairs but by the time I get there she's already gone into littleun's room and that's it. Shop Shut. Out of Order. Out For Lunch.
So, do I drink this lovely bottle of 2006 or not? "
Use it for cooking tomorrow because if you are asleep arse up in the morning she may just insert the empty bottle!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well eyes on the voddy wanna fight? Xx  "
Vodka is the rottweiler of the alcohol world. It says, "come in come in, have some more, have some more," and then, when your arms are loaded up with goodies and you got one foot out the window, it says, "where you fookin going? I want to PLAY! Muuuhaahaaahaaa!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Use it for cooking tomorrow because if you are asleep arse up in the morning she may just insert the empty bottle! "
Anal play and Siren do not belong in the same sentence. I'm quite safe there. Bugger!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well eyes on the voddy wanna fight? Xx
Vodka is the rottweiler of the alcohol world. It says, "come in come in, have some more, have some more," and then, when your arms are loaded up with goodies and you got one foot out the window, it says, "where you fookin going? I want to PLAY! Muuuhaahaaahaaa!" "
Well it was her fault cause before I met her I was on meths xx  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've got Baileys, can I get between Wishywashy and Soapy................ and referee.
(My money's on Wishy)
Wishy mate think we got a threeway xx "
I refer you to my above post regarding sums. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"... you're geared up for a good old debate and then you open a nice bottle of wine, have a glass and then think, "Ah fook it, I love everyone¬!"
Well, .... it ain't tonight! heehhehe "
I think you scared off Queen Bee on another post!
Shame on you!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"... you're geared up for a good old debate and then you open a nice bottle of wine, have a glass and then think, "Ah fook it, I love everyone¬!"
Well, .... it ain't tonight! heehhehe
I think you scared off Queen Bee on another post!
Shame on you! "
Never
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No Siree,
Not me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As the teetoller on here, I've got the mixers if anyone wants any with their drinks.
Yep, there are teetotal Scotsmen!"
Teetotal Scott ? Dunna talk bollocks man xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Well it was her fault cause before I met her I was on meths xx
I used to be good at sums too. Brain's fucked now.
it's not your brain you should worry about...my precious "
Well thats ok then. It's pickled. It's gone to that Great Brainyard in the Sky (feckin Sky GRRRR.. stubbed me fuckin toe cos the darned box put itself in standby when I went to get some more wine and the only light in the feckin room was coming from the telly. Cnut!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well it was her fault cause before I met her I was on meths xx
I used to be good at sums too. Brain's fucked now.
it's not your brain you should worry about...my
precious
Well thats ok then. It's pickled. It's gone to that Great Brainyard in the Sky (feckin Sky GRRRR.. stubbed me fuckin toe cos the darned box put itself in standby when I went to get some more
wine and the only light in the feckin room was coming from the telly. Cnut!) "
Mmmm sky in the dark
Ya watching babe station again ain't ya xx |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"As the teetoller on here, I've got the mixers if anyone wants any with their drinks.
Yep, there are teetotal Scotsmen!
Teetotal Scott ? Dunna talk bollocks man xx "
Seriously, I am teetotal!! And a non smoker too. Vices? Yep! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Well it was her fault cause before I met her I was on meths xx
I used to be good at sums too. Brain's fucked now.
it's not your brain you should worry about...my
precious
Well thats ok then. It's pickled. It's gone to that Great Brainyard in the Sky (feckin Sky GRRRR.. stubbed me fuckin toe cos the darned box put itself in standby when I went to get some more
wine and the only light in the feckin room was coming from the telly. Cnut!)
Mmmm sky in the dark
Ya watching babe station again ain't ya xx"
I hate that station!
There's nothing worse than when ya in a hotel room and PornPlus costs like £50 and ya can't order it cos ya on a company account and they'll KNOW, so ya have to watch BabeStation.
Bloody lovely girls, but, just when she's about to show you here twat her fookin mate comes in and says, 'My turn' and starts from scratch.
FFS! I've locked on!!! Cnuts. |
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