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"I thought Haiku was what the New Zealand rugby team do." Oh should have written Your funny as a haiku Then laughs we would have  | |||
"I thought Haiku was what the New Zealand rugby team do. Oh should have written Your funny as a haiku Then laughs we would have " | |||
"I thought Haiku was what the New Zealand rugby team do." Think it's Japanese three line poems, I think!  | |||
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"I logged on to fab Many messages I had I logged off again"  | |||
"We are all on fab For vastly different reasons Some simple others not All look to connect In the hope of some great sex Not all can achieve But on we persist After that elusive goal To find our pleasure Tried to keep it at 5-7-5 syllables " | |||
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"Why won't they meet me? Why won't anyone meet me? They're all stuck up cunts!" Winner! | |||
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"I won't fuck bareback I need some profile advice Why won't they fuck me " Pretty good | |||
""I'm feeling horny" Was the subject. Message read: "Hi. Fancy a fuck?"" Excellent work | |||
"Hola hola.. Can I fuck your hole ah!" Not a haiku | |||
"He sent a cock pic She read but didn't reply So he sent another" Bwahahaha | |||
"A man from Brighton. Found himself on Fabswingers. How did he get here? " | |||
""Look at my profile" The message read. So I did. "Will fill in later" " Hahaha! These are spot on! | |||
"Why won't they meet me? Why won't anyone meet me? They're all stuck up cunts!" *actually peeing myself laughing* | |||
"Stop sending foo pics Stop sending FAF messages Said no man ever"  | |||
"I won't fuck bareback I need some profile advice Why won't they fuck me " Hurrah! | |||
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"I thought it was the haka this thread was about "That joke has been done, Rowdy. | |||
"Cock snot in the bum Cum dribbling out of your vag Anyone for cake?" Epic | |||
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"Emasculated Thinking of words to fill this Elasticated. " Nice | |||
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"Girls don't like dick pics Apart from the ones who do Yet cock pics abound" You look like Velma In your wee profile picture Scooby Dooby Doo | |||
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"Umbrella for rain Estella come play with me Let me get you wet" This one is very good. | |||
"Girls don't like dick pics Apart from the ones who do Yet cock pics abound" | |||
"Girls don't like dick pics Apart from the ones who do Yet cock pics abound You look like Velma In your wee profile picture Scooby Dooby Doo" Woof | |||
"Boobies, delightful Big boobies, my favourite Though I like them all " Ya big booby | |||
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