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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Had my hair cut"
Reminds me of when my brother was in the RAF, and a senior officer told him "get your hair cut!" to which my brother flippantly replied, "Which one, Sir!??"
He said that the bollocking he then received was the worst he's ever endured!
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"14 hour day....in the middle of assembling and fitting a cardboard box production machine....weighs 36 ton...
I`m fucked..."
Who the fuck needs a 36 ton cardboard box?
Are you sure you read the instructions right?
No wonder you're knackered.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"14 hour day....in the middle of assembling and fitting a cardboard box production machine....weighs 36 ton...
I`m fucked...
Who the fuck needs a 36 ton cardboard box?
Are you sure you read the instructions right?
No wonder you're knackered.
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haha...hello you %*
Only wish I`d never seen the fucking thing....still..a week or so will wrap it up.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you are making a cardboard box then wrapping it up? With ribbon? is there a surprise in it?"
Nooooo !! ...Sheesh !! haha...
Its a machine that produces cardboard boxes with very pretty logos....
Persil, Cadburys, Sheepdip bitter etc...
I made the last one up btw.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmmmmm, what a day indeed!!!
Met a fabulous,sexy Lady early this morning for 'coffee' and again later for 'afternoon tea'.
It doesn't get much better!!!!  |
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"Mmmmmm, what a day indeed!!!
Met a fabulous,sexy Lady early this morning for 'coffee' and again later for 'afternoon tea'.
It doesn't get much better!!!! "
By 'coffee' and 'afternoon tea', you mean 'a fuck', correct?
Either that or I demand to know where you eat and drink, must be some great grub they serve. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to work, came home, went to Game to pick up my sons new zombie game, ate dinner, went to Zumba, felt sick as my meal felt heavy in my stomach, on sofa now unable to walk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmmmm, what a day indeed!!!
Met a fabulous,sexy Lady early this morning for 'coffee' and again later for 'afternoon tea'.
It doesn't get much better!!!!
By 'coffee' and 'afternoon tea', you mean 'a fuck', correct?
Either that or I demand to know where you eat and drink, must be some great grub they serve."
Lol!
A Lady never tells, but you may assume that a little of the naughty took place on both occasions.
And the food and beverages were also rather satisfactory, especially the hand fed cake
All in all a fab day worthy of an entry in my Dear Diary!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"morning,washed sheepskin rug.
afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.
hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.  "
It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww! |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"morning,washed sheepskin rug.
afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.
hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.
It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww!"
it's looking a bit peely wally tonight,
i should have been more careful.
whens the lambing season.  |
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"morning,washed sheepskin rug.
afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.
hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.
It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww!
it's looking a bit peely wally tonight,
i should have been more careful.
whens the lambing season. "
Pervert. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"morning,washed sheepskin rug.
afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.
hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.
It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww!
it's looking a bit peely wally tonight,
i should have been more careful.
whens the lambing season.
Pervert."
jealous mushy.
the sheepskin rug,and i are to be married.
apparently it's all the rage in wales,boyo.   |
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"morning,washed sheepskin rug.
afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.
hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.
It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww!
it's looking a bit peely wally tonight,
i should have been more careful.
whens the lambing season.
Pervert.
jealous mushy.
the sheepskin rug,and i are to be married.
apparently it's all the rage in wales,boyo. "
boyo
ok daddio |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"morning,washed sheepskin rug.
afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.
hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.
It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww!
it's looking a bit peely wally tonight,
i should have been more careful.
whens the lambing season.
Pervert.
jealous mushy.
the sheepskin rug,and i are to be married.
apparently it's all the rage in wales,boyo.
boyo
ok daddio"
you can be best man,bring your own sheep.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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picked my grand-daughter up from school, running rings round me she said ' nana why are you walking so slow, i said "im fat and old", she said "youre not fat!" xx |
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"morning,washed sheepskin rug.
afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.
hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.
It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww!
it's looking a bit peely wally tonight,
i should have been more careful.
whens the lambing season.
Pervert.
jealous mushy.
the sheepskin rug,and i are to be married.
apparently it's all the rage in wales,boyo.
boyo
ok daddio
you can be best man,bring your own sheep.
"
Plural? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"morning,washed sheepskin rug.
afternoon,stained sheepskin rug.
hey ho,thats one horny sheepskin rug.
It will probably walk to the washing machine- euww!
it's looking a bit peely wally tonight,
i should have been more careful.
whens the lambing season.
Pervert.
jealous mushy.
the sheepskin rug,and i are to be married.
apparently it's all the rage in wales,boyo.
boyo
ok daddio
you can be best man,bring your own sheep.
Plural? "
no!it's just a wee head cold.  |
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