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Flirt outrageously here...Part 16

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sausage talk always welcome

Off we go again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The other ladies might want cheescake but I prefer a good, thick, meaty sausage

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

Sausage Party?

Cocktail sausages on sticks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sausage Party?

Cocktail sausages on sticks?

I prefer Cumberland ones but can always have a nibble on the cocktail ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a shit flirt, so I'll simply say 'get ya kit off'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm quite partial to an ecclefechan tart...or two...

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Sausage Party?

Cocktail sausages on sticks?

I prefer Cumberland ones but can always have a nibble on the cocktail ones

Have we got dips at this party minxy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a shit flirt, so I'll simply say 'get ya kit off'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sausage Party?

Cocktail sausages on sticks?

I prefer Cumberland ones but can always have a nibble on the cocktail ones

Have we got dips at this party minxy?

Oh I would say most definitely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have we got an alternative to sausage, but nice and meaty x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have we got an alternative to sausage, but nice and meaty x

Errm ... that's exactly what I am on about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have we got an alternative to sausage, but nice and meaty x

Errm ... that's exactly what I am on about

Hello minxy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have we got an alternative to sausage, but nice and meaty x

Errm ... that's exactly what I am on about

Hello minxy

Hello ... welcome to my misbehaviour thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have we got an alternative to sausage, but nice and meaty x

Errm ... that's exactly what I am on about

Oh I know that lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't want to go to a sausage party. Im in the mood for ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't want to go to a sausage party. Im in the mood for ladies

I'm out

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"I don't want to go to a sausage party. Im in the mood for ladies

I'm out

May I interest you in the meat counter....

1-2-3-4-5....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't want to go to a sausage party. Im in the mood for ladies

I'm out

May I interest you in the meat counter....

1-2-3-4-5....

You certainly can Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Helllllloooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Helllllloooooo

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Helllllloooooo

Evening

Have you been sausage hunting lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Helllllloooooo

Evening

Have you been sausage hunting lol x"

Not tonight ... wine drinking xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a bit tipsy but in and out then in and out again then right in deep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Helllllloooooo

Evening

Have you been sausage hunting lol x

Not tonight ... wine drinking xx

I've started on the gin as can't be arsed to walk up the shops xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Helllllloooooo

Evening

Have you been sausage hunting lol x

Not tonight ... wine drinking xx

I've started on the gin as can't be arsed to walk up the shops xx"

I've just opened the wine x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Helllllloooooo

Evening

Have you been sausage hunting lol x

Not tonight ... wine drinking xx

I've started on the gin as can't be arsed to walk up the shops xx"

So ... want to flirt with me or what????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Helllllloooooo

Evening

Have you been sausage hunting lol x

Not tonight ... wine drinking xx

I've started on the gin as can't be arsed to walk up the shops xx

So ... want to flirt with me or what????

xx"

I would love to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Helllllloooooo

Evening

Have you been sausage hunting lol x

Not tonight ... wine drinking xx

I've started on the gin as can't be arsed to walk up the shops xx

So ... want to flirt with me or what????

I would love to.

My feet are up on the table (see new pic) ... can you persuade them to open?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Helllllloooooo

Evening

Have you been sausage hunting lol x

Not tonight ... wine drinking xx

I've started on the gin as can't be arsed to walk up the shops xx

So ... want to flirt with me or what????

I would love to.

My feet are up on the table (see new pic) ... can you persuade them to open?

xx"

What else are you wearing xx

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*peeks in from the corner*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boo!!!

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Boo!!!"

Well hello there miss rubi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Boo!!!

Well hello there miss rubi

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Boo!!!

Well hello there miss rubi

hope you are having a fun Saturday night breathtaker

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*goes back to his corner*

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"*goes back to his corner* "

Till the next round

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*goes back to his corner*

Till the next round

Nah I think I'm going to stay here now haha got a book and few beers I'm set

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*goes back to his corner*

Till the next round

Oooooo....you in this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need a man to come and flirt like fuck with me ... any offers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll bump this up so some one else can have a big flirt ... I'm gonna have a glass of wine instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bump this up so some one else can have a big flirt ... I'm gonna have a glass of wine instead

Bring the bottle and 2 glasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll bump this up so some one else can have a big flirt ... I'm gonna have a glass of wine instead

Bring the bottle and 2 glasses

Bugger ... I missed this ... you still want a glass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Looks like this thread has popped its clogs

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Looks like this thread has popped its clogs

*sneaks over to minxy kisses her cheek and spanks her ass before running back to the corner* :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looks like this thread has popped its clogs

*sneaks over to minxy kisses her cheek and spanks her ass before running back to the corner* :D "

Cheeky man

(but I like it

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey flirters

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Looks like this thread has popped its clogs

*sneaks over to minxy kisses her cheek and spanks her ass before running back to the corner* :D

Cheeky man

(but I like it

Tee hee! I was like

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Hey flirters

*waves from the corner*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looks like this thread has popped its clogs

*sneaks over to minxy kisses her cheek and spanks her ass before running back to the corner* :D

Cheeky man

(but I like it

)

Tee hee! I was like

In need of tender flirting today

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Looks like this thread has popped its clogs

*sneaks over to minxy kisses her cheek and spanks her ass before running back to the corner* :D

Cheeky man

(but I like it

)

Tee hee! I was like

In need of tender flirting today

Aww cuddles lovely

what's up? You can message if you want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looks like this thread has popped its clogs

*sneaks over to minxy kisses her cheek and spanks her ass before running back to the corner* :D

Cheeky man

(but I like it

)

Tee hee! I was like

In need of tender flirting today

Aww cuddles lovely

what's up? You can message if you want to

Summoned to the doc for something I thought would be resolved with a quick phone call but they obviously think it's serious enough for a precious NHS slot so I'm a bit worried

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Looks like this thread has popped its clogs

*sneaks over to minxy kisses her cheek and spanks her ass before running back to the corner* :D

Cheeky man

(but I like it

)

Tee hee! I was like

In need of tender flirting today

Aww cuddles lovely

what's up? You can message if you want to

Summoned to the doc for something I thought would be resolved with a quick phone call but they obviously think it's serious enough for a precious NHS slot so I'm a bit worried

You shouldn't worry lovely

it might be absolutely nothing so don't worry about it

so get that smile on and those eyes a fluttering

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looks like this thread has popped its clogs

*sneaks over to minxy kisses her cheek and spanks her ass before running back to the corner* :D

Cheeky man

(but I like it

)

Tee hee! I was like

In need of tender flirting today

Aww cuddles lovely

what's up? You can message if you want to

Summoned to the doc for something I thought would be resolved with a quick phone call but they obviously think it's serious enough for a precious NHS slot so I'm a bit worried

You shouldn't worry lovely

it might be absolutely nothing so don't worry about it

so get that smile on and those eyes a fluttering

I haven't seen the doc before so i don't know if he is worth it!!

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Looks like this thread has popped its clogs

*sneaks over to minxy kisses her cheek and spanks her ass before running back to the corner* :D

Cheeky man

(but I like it

)

Tee hee! I was like

In need of tender flirting today

Aww cuddles lovely

what's up? You can message if you want to

Summoned to the doc for something I thought would be resolved with a quick phone call but they obviously think it's serious enough for a precious NHS slot so I'm a bit worried

You shouldn't worry lovely

it might be absolutely nothing so don't worry about it

so get that smile on and those eyes a fluttering

I haven't seen the doc before so i don't know if he is worth it!!

Haha well you never know

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By *oreverHorny69Man over a year ago

Milnrow

I love tarts but without cheese

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"The other ladies might want cheescake but I prefer a good, thick, meaty sausage

Do you like irish sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looks like this thread has popped its clogs

*sneaks over to minxy kisses her cheek and spanks her ass before running back to the corner* :D

Cheeky man

(but I like it

)

Tee hee! I was like

In need of tender flirting today

Aww cuddles lovely

what's up? You can message if you want to

Summoned to the doc for something I thought would be resolved with a quick phone call but they obviously think it's serious enough for a precious NHS slot so I'm a bit worried

You shouldn't worry lovely

it might be absolutely nothing so don't worry about it

so get that smile on and those eyes a fluttering

I haven't seen the doc before so i don't know if he is worth it!!

Haha well you never know

No. I didn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The other ladies might want cheescake but I prefer a good, thick, meaty sausage

Do you like irish sausage?

Oh yes indeed

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"The other ladies might want cheescake but I prefer a good, thick, meaty sausage

Do you like irish sausage?

Oh yes indeed

Well hellooooo minxy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The other ladies might want cheescake but I prefer a good, thick, meaty sausage

Do you like irish sausage?

Oh yes indeed

Well hellooooo minxy

Hello

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening

Hello hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have we got an alternative to sausage, but nice and meaty x

Errm ... that's exactly what I am on about

Hello minxy

Hello ... welcome to my misbehaviour thread

Loving it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have we got an alternative to sausage, but nice and meaty x

Errm ... that's exactly what I am on about

Hello minxy

Hello ... welcome to my misbehaviour thread

Loving it

This one seems a bit lacklustre ... maybe someone needs to inject some OOMF into it

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Maybe it needs you, Donna and myself to heat things up a little I bet that would be a bit of fun

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

Cumberland mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cumberland mmmmm"

You could have my cumberland any day x

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Good evening

Hello hello

Hi minxy xxxx looking good miss!

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Cumberland mmmmm

You could have my cumberland any day x"

With hash browns, egg and beans?

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Cumberland mmmmm"

What about before breakfast to help work up an appetite?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cumberland mmmmm

You could have my cumberland any day x

With hash browns, egg and beans? "

Of course what else would i serve it with

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Cumberland mmmmm

You could have my cumberland any day x

With hash browns, egg and beans?

Of course what else would i serve it with

I just don't know

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Cumberland mmmmm

What about before breakfast to help work up an appetite?

We working the fields again? ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bonjour fabbers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi fabbers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cumberland mmmmm

What about before breakfast to help work up an appetite?

We working the fields again? ?? "

Are you in Cambodia?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cumberland mmmmm

You could have my cumberland any day x

With hash browns, egg and beans?

Of course what else would i serve it with

I just don't know

Im sure i could rustle something else UP

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Need a bit more flirting going on boys and girls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I'll try x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x "

Come on Angie let's play 'em

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*waves from the corner*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*waves from the corner*

Get out of that corner x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*waves from the corner*

Get out of that corner x "

Or you could join me in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walks in to the room. Looks around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did someone say something about cake ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Yeah ... so I've got no chance then lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*waves from the corner*

Get out of that corner x

Or you could join me in the corner

Ooo is it comfortable there, I don't like too many lumps and bumps unless I cause them x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Yeah ... so I've got no chance then lol

You will have offers coming out of the walls stop being so silly

It's me that has no chance

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*waves from the corner*

Get out of that corner x

Or you could join me in the corner

Ooo is it comfortable there, I don't like too many lumps and bumps unless I cause them x "

There is a bed, sofa or bath to choose from for your luxury

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Yeah ... so I've got no chance then lol

You'll have lots. Don't be silly x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Yeah ... so I've got no chance then lol

You will have offers coming out of the walls stop being so silly

It's me that has no chance "

Pfft!! You have no chance with who/what? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Yeah ... so I've got no chance then lol

You'll have lots. Don't be silly x "

I'm a champion flirter Angie ... just don't get the follow throughs (and that's not from sitting in the bath ones

) x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Yeah ... so I've got no chance then lol

You will have offers coming out of the walls stop being so silly

It's me that has no chance

Pfft!! You have no chance with who/what? X"

No chance to sleep, no chance to eat the list is endless been one of those day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Yeah ... so I've got no chance then lol

You'll have lots. Don't be silly x

I'm a champion flirter Angie ... just don't get the follow throughs (and that's not from sitting in the bath ones

) x"

Well daft men, they don't know what they're missing out on x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x "

As long as you leave a damp patch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Yeah ... so I've got no chance then lol

You will have offers coming out of the walls stop being so silly

It's me that has no chance

Pfft!! You have no chance with who/what? X

No chance to sleep, no chance to eat the list is endless been one of those day

You can sit next to me if you want to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x

As long as you leave a damp patch

Oooo, that depends on what you do to make me damp x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x

As long as you leave a damp patch

Oooo, that depends on what you do to make me damp x

Sounds lie a challenge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x

As long as you leave a damp patch

Oooo, that depends on what you do to make me damp x

Sounds lie a challenge

Yes, I am a challenge x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x

As long as you leave a damp patch

Oooo, that depends on what you do to make me damp x

Sounds lie a challenge

Yes, I am a challenge x "

I love a challenge ill be back a bit later just off to boxing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x

As long as you leave a damp patch

Oooo, that depends on what you do to make me damp x

Sounds lie a challenge

Yes, I am a challenge x

I love a challenge ill be back a bit later just off to boxing

Ok have fun x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well hello x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ding dong

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Yeah ... so I've got no chance then lol

You will have offers coming out of the walls stop being so silly

It's me that has no chance

Pfft!! You have no chance with who/what? X

No chance to sleep, no chance to eat the list is endless been one of those day

You can sit next to me if you want to

*sits down next to minxy*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well hello x"

Hello x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ding dong"

You rang? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well hello x

Hello x

Mmmmm Hi sexy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ding dong"

Fuck! Get here now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Yeah ... so I've got no chance then lol

You will have offers coming out of the walls stop being so silly

It's me that has no chance

Pfft!! You have no chance with who/what? X

No chance to sleep, no chance to eat the list is endless been one of those day

You can sit next to me if you want to

*sits down next to minxy*

Snog me ... right now!!

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Yeah ... so I've got no chance then lol

You will have offers coming out of the walls stop being so silly

It's me that has no chance

Pfft!! You have no chance with who/what? X

No chance to sleep, no chance to eat the list is endless been one of those day

You can sit next to me if you want to

*sits down next to minxy*

Snog me ... right now!!

Your wish is my command

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Yeah ... so I've got no chance then lol

You will have offers coming out of the walls stop being so silly

It's me that has no chance

Pfft!! You have no chance with who/what? X

No chance to sleep, no chance to eat the list is endless been one of those day

You can sit next to me if you want to

*sits down next to minxy*

Snog me ... right now!!

Your wish is my command

Tongues ... the lot!!

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Yeah ... so I've got no chance then lol

You will have offers coming out of the walls stop being so silly

It's me that has no chance

Pfft!! You have no chance with who/what? X

No chance to sleep, no chance to eat the list is endless been one of those day

You can sit next to me if you want to

*sits down next to minxy*

Snog me ... right now!!

Your wish is my command

Tongues ... the lot!!

It's not a snog if there isn't any tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You can sit next to me if you want to

*sits down next to minxy*

Snog me ... right now!!

Your wish is my command

Tongues ... the lot!!

It's not a snog if there isn't any tongue

Now THAT'S what I like to hear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well hello x

Hello x

Mmmmm Hi sexy x"

Ooo sexy yourself x

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

You can sit next to me if you want to

*sits down next to minxy*

Snog me ... right now!!

Your wish is my command

Tongues ... the lot!!

It's not a snog if there isn't any tongue

Now THAT'S what I like to hear

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You can sit next to me if you want to

*sits down next to minxy*

Snog me ... right now!!

Your wish is my command

Tongues ... the lot!!

It's not a snog if there isn't any tongue

Now THAT'S what I like to hear

Hehe

What you gonna do next?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can sit next to me if you want to

*sits down next to minxy*

Snog me ... right now!!

Your wish is my command

Tongues ... the lot!!

It's not a snog if there isn't any tongue

Now THAT'S what I like to hear

Hehe

What you gonna do next?

I can fuck and kiss you whole night...is that ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You can sit next to me if you want to

*sits down next to minxy*

Snog me ... right now!!

Your wish is my command

Tongues ... the lot!!

It's not a snog if there isn't any tongue

Now THAT'S what I like to hear

Hehe

What you gonna do next?

I can fuck and kiss you whole night...is that ok?

But I need beauty sleep

Can I sleep in your bed all day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can sit next to me if you want to

*sits down next to minxy*

Snog me ... right now!!

Your wish is my command

Tongues ... the lot!!

It's not a snog if there isn't any tongue

Now THAT'S what I like to hear

Hehe

What you gonna do next?

I can fuck and kiss you whole night...is that ok?

But I need beauty sleep

Can I sleep in your bed all day?

you can sleep, but you have to use me as a duvet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You can sit next to me if you want to

*sits down next to minxy*

Snog me ... right now!!

Your wish is my command

Tongues ... the lot!!

It's not a snog if there isn't any tongue

Now THAT'S what I like to hear

Hehe

What you gonna do next?

I can fuck and kiss you whole night...is that ok?

But I need beauty sleep

Can I sleep in your bed all day?

you can sleep, but you have to use me as a duvet."

Deal!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need a fuck ... is that flirty enough?!!!

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I need a fuck ... is that flirty enough?!!!

Subtle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a fuck ... is that flirty enough?!!!

Subtle

Outrageous

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

Pops in...

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

Good morning gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all been awhile x

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Sausage talk always welcome

Off we go again

Damn, almost missed this one...

However, this time I'm not gonna make a single reference to those meat filled items that are synonymous with a full English. .

I am restraining myself, but that's just due to my kinky fetish, and not mentioning it at all..

See, I can do it.. I've not mentioned sausage once..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning gorgeous

Not sure whu you're talking to here but happy to take it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all been awhile x"

Morning x

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By *ublinjonnMan over a year ago

dublin

Well hello and good morning to all you fabbers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all been awhile x

Morning x"
hey you ok flirty ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sausage talk always welcome

Off we go again

Damn, almost missed this one...

However, this time I'm not gonna make a single reference to those meat filled items that are synonymous with a full English. .

I am restraining myself, but that's just due to my kinky fetish, and not mentioning it at all..

See, I can do it.. I've not mentioned sausage once.. "

Ohhhh my favourite sexy sausage man ... get here, snog me and let your fingers do the walking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well hello and good morning to all you fabbers

Mwah! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all been awhile x

Morning x hey you ok flirty ?"

I'm bloody good thanks .. you? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all been awhile x

Morning x hey you ok flirty ?

I'm bloody good thanks .. you? X"
that good ? How come ? I’m good to day off work .. lazy times

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all been awhile x

Morning x hey you ok flirty ?

I'm bloody good thanks .. you? X that good ? How come ? I’m good to day off work .. lazy times

My profile pic has helped my confidence ... yeah, sad I know but I'm a woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all been awhile x

Morning x hey you ok flirty ?

I'm bloody good thanks .. you? X that good ? How come ? I’m good to day off work .. lazy times

My profile pic has helped my confidence ... yeah, sad I know but I'm a woman

"
look amazing as all your pics do xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all been awhile x

Morning x hey you ok flirty ?

I'm bloody good thanks .. you? X that good ? How come ? I’m good to day off work .. lazy times

My profile pic has helped my confidence ... yeah, sad I know but I'm a woman

look amazing as all your pics do xx"

Awww thanks very much xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Afternoon flirty ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x

As long as you leave a damp patch

Oooo, that depends on what you do to make me damp x

Sounds lie a challenge

Yes, I am a challenge x

I love a challenge ill be back a bit later just off to boxing

Ok have fun x "

Hey again sorry bout the delay i was so tired when i got last night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sausage Party?

Cocktail sausages on sticks?

I prefer Cumberland ones but can always have a nibble on the cocktail ones

Have we got dips at this party minxy?

Oh I would say most definitely

Creamy dips I hope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm watching the chase, just saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x

As long as you leave a damp patch

Oooo, that depends on what you do to make me damp x

Sounds lie a challenge

Yes, I am a challenge x

I love a challenge ill be back a bit later just off to boxing

Ok have fun x

Hey again sorry bout the delay i was so tired when i got last night

That's ok. You worked hard at boxing then? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sausage Party?

Cocktail sausages on sticks?

I prefer Cumberland ones but can always have a nibble on the cocktail ones

Have we got dips at this party minxy?

Oh I would say most definitely

Creamy dips I hope

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm watching the chase, just saying "

So am I but that's not very flirty

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sausage Party?

Cocktail sausages on sticks?

I prefer Cumberland ones but can always have a nibble on the cocktail ones

Have we got dips at this party minxy?

Oh I would say most definitely

Creamy dips I hope

Of course

I'll be sucking that creamy dips off of no one's sausage I'm afraid but feel free to suck it off mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sausage Party?

Cocktail sausages on sticks?

I prefer Cumberland ones but can always have a nibble on the cocktail ones

Have we got dips at this party minxy?

Oh I would say most definitely

Creamy dips I hope

Of course

I'll be sucking that creamy dips off of no one's sausage I'm afraid but feel free to suck it off mine "

Just the type of man I like ... let's groove at my party and play with that sausage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sausage Party?

Cocktail sausages on sticks?

I prefer Cumberland ones but can always have a nibble on the cocktail ones

Have we got dips at this party minxy?

Oh I would say most definitely

Creamy dips I hope

Of course

I'll be sucking that creamy dips off of no one's sausage I'm afraid but feel free to suck it off mine

Just the type of man I like ... let's groove at my party and play with that sausage

Oooooo where is my invite

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Just the type of man I like ... let's groove at my party and play with that sausage

Oooooo where is my invite "

Was that last sentence not enough?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Just the type of man I like ... let's groove at my party and play with that sausage

Oooooo where is my invite

Was that last sentence not enough?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x

As long as you leave a damp patch

Oooo, that depends on what you do to make me damp x

Sounds lie a challenge

Yes, I am a challenge x

I love a challenge ill be back a bit later just off to boxing

Ok have fun x

Hey again sorry bout the delay i was so tired when i got last night

That's ok. You worked hard at boxing then? X "

Very hard but im sure you could work me harder x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Just the type of man I like ... let's groove at my party and play with that sausage

Oooooo where is my invite

Was that last sentence not enough?

Outrageous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Just the type of man I like ... let's groove at my party and play with that sausage

Oooooo where is my invite

Was that last sentence not enough?

Outrageous

That's how I sausageness roll

ps check your mail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x

As long as you leave a damp patch

Oooo, that depends on what you do to make me damp x

Sounds lie a challenge

Yes, I am a challenge x

I love a challenge ill be back a bit later just off to boxing

Ok have fun x

Hey again sorry bout the delay i was so tired when i got last night

That's ok. You worked hard at boxing then? X

Very hard but im sure you could work me harder x"

Oh I'm sure I could leave you a quivering mess. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Just the type of man I like ... let's groove at my party and play with that sausage

Oooooo where is my invite

Was that last sentence not enough?

Outrageous

That's how I sausageness roll

ps check your mail "

Nice inclusion of the sausage reference there .. well done

Ohhh... I have mail do I??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x

As long as you leave a damp patch

Oooo, that depends on what you do to make me damp x

Sounds lie a challenge

Yes, I am a challenge x

I love a challenge ill be back a bit later just off to boxing

Ok have fun x

Hey again sorry bout the delay i was so tired when i got last night

That's ok. You worked hard at boxing then? X

Very hard but im sure you could work me harder x

Oh I'm sure I could leave you a quivering mess. X

I dont think id be the only 1 who would be a quivering mess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm up for that "

Up for what ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x

As long as you leave a damp patch

Oooo, that depends on what you do to make me damp x

Sounds lie a challenge

Yes, I am a challenge x

I love a challenge ill be back a bit later just off to boxing

Ok have fun x

Hey again sorry bout the delay i was so tired when i got last night

That's ok. You worked hard at boxing then? X

Very hard but im sure you could work me harder x

Oh I'm sure I could leave you a quivering mess. X

I dont think id be the only 1 who would be a quivering mess

Mmmm, promises promises x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x

As long as you leave a damp patch

Oooo, that depends on what you do to make me damp x

Sounds lie a challenge

Yes, I am a challenge x

I love a challenge ill be back a bit later just off to boxing

Ok have fun x

Hey again sorry bout the delay i was so tired when i got last night

That's ok. You worked hard at boxing then? X

Very hard but im sure you could work me harder x

Oh I'm sure I could leave you a quivering mess. X

I dont think id be the only 1 who would be a quivering mess

Mmmm, promises promises x

Im sure promises cant be made a reality

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x

As long as you leave a damp patch

Oooo, that depends on what you do to make me damp x

Sounds lie a challenge

Yes, I am a challenge x

I love a challenge ill be back a bit later just off to boxing

Ok have fun x

Hey again sorry bout the delay i was so tired when i got last night

That's ok. You worked hard at boxing then? X

Very hard but im sure you could work me harder x

Oh I'm sure I could leave you a quivering mess. X

I dont think id be the only 1 who would be a quivering mess

Mmmm, promises promises x

Im sure promises cant be made a reality

Oh interesting. I'm glad you're fit though as I like a man with lots of stamina x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok I'll try x

Come on Angie let's play 'em

Just need a willing partner or partners x

Im willing

Ooo hello there x

Hey

So can I sit on your knees and we can talk about the first thing that pops up x

As long as you leave a damp patch

Oooo, that depends on what you do to make me damp x

Sounds lie a challenge

Yes, I am a challenge x

I love a challenge ill be back a bit later just off to boxing

Ok have fun x

Hey again sorry bout the delay i was so tired when i got last night

That's ok. You worked hard at boxing then? X

Very hard but im sure you could work me harder x

Oh I'm sure I could leave you a quivering mess. X

I dont think id be the only 1 who would be a quivering mess

Mmmm, promises promises x

Im sure promises cant be made a reality

Oh interesting. I'm glad you're fit though as I like a man with lots of stamina x "

They don't have to be fit for that Angie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok have fun x

Hey again sorry bout the delay i was so tired when i got last night

That's ok. You worked hard at boxing then? X

Very hard but im sure you could work me harder x

Oh I'm sure I could leave you a quivering mess. X

I dont think id be the only 1 who would be a quivering mess

Mmmm, promises promises x

Im sure promises cant be made a reality

Oh interesting. I'm glad you're fit though as I like a man with lots of stamina x

They don't have to be fit for that Angie

I know, just don't want him keeling over after the first hour x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok have fun x

Hey again sorry bout the delay i was so tired when i got last night

That's ok. You worked hard at boxing then? X

Very hard but im sure you could work me harder x

Oh I'm sure I could leave you a quivering mess. X

I dont think id be the only 1 who would be a quivering mess

Mmmm, promises promises x

Im sure promises cant be made a reality

Oh interesting. I'm glad you're fit though as I like a man with lots of stamina x

They don't have to be fit for that Angie

I know, just don't want him keeling over after the first hour x "

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