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Worst chat up lines you have recieved
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like fat girls and you are a gorgeous one.  "
I had "I love BBWs" as a first message, and I've had "I love your belly, I love curvy girls". Like I'm not a supermodel, I am fat, but I'm not a fucking fetish! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Reason I posted so I went to a singles night recently and a guy approached a women kept referring to her as a thing a piece of meat basically eventually ended up making weird noises referencing what he would like to do to her.
At this point I intervened as I could no longer bare the cringe or disrespect as the lady looked pretty uncomfortable just thinking on sites like here a lot of people must get harrassed.
In good humour I have some great 1 liners but I would never approach a women with any intent if I used them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you beat my ex husband up for me, he much smaller than you?.
There wasn't a second date.
Sounds like marriage material that one ha ha "
I would have left quicker but there wernt any windows in the gents!. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was working behind a bar and serving Mrs L a man came up to her and said you are the most beautiful woman in here I’d love to rim you!! 
I had to walk away as I was laughing so much!! Needless to say she didn’t take him up on his kind offer!! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I like fat girls and you are a gorgeous one.
I had "I love BBWs" as a first message, and I've had "I love your belly, I love curvy girls". Like I'm not a supermodel, I am fat, but I'm not a fucking fetish!"
That one wasn't even a message. Said to me by a total stranger In Real Life™ at a bar during a gig. I think it's the only time anyone has tried a pick up line on me. If that's what they're like I'm glad no-one ever tries. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like fat girls and you are a gorgeous one.
I had "I love BBWs" as a first message, and I've had "I love your belly, I love curvy girls". Like I'm not a supermodel, I am fat, but I'm not a fucking fetish!
That one wasn't even a message. Said to me by a total stranger In Real Life™ at a bar during a gig. I think it's the only time anyone has tried a pick up line on me. If that's what they're like I'm glad no-one ever tries."
I wouldn't say you are fat whatsoever was the guy a bit worse for ware |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not really a chat up line...
But I was asked...
Wanna play. My rents due. It's £450 ....
Shoulda said we better play quick before you get evicted. "
Often wonder if she's homeless  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not really a chat up line...
But I was asked...
Wanna play. My rents due. It's £450 ....
Shoulda said we better play quick before you get evicted.
Often wonder if she's homeless "
Strip monopoly was it?. Dirty bitch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a long think about this and ive never actually had a chat up line used on me. Woman have always been straight to the point with me. Feel free to message me your best lines so i can tick this off my list! Also it would be nice to be chatted up  |
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Seriously they have one more chance else blocked