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ok... your most cheesy chat up line
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a guy came upto me and said, here's 20p go ring yr mum and tell her yr not coming home 
nice one too... so... did you???;-)"
no he was ugly lol but i used it on a guy the week later  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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are you tired?
because you have running through my head all day!
best to say this after you have been caught sniffing knickers in the laundarette or crreping about their bins - never fails although it does tend to get you arrested. |
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I think this is funny more than cheesy . Might be a bit hard to explain.
You know the way you make a fist and then move your index finger backwards and forwards as a visual sign to say come here?
Well you do that but with your little finger instead. When the women comes over you say “If I can make you come with my little finger just imagine what I could do with the rest of my body” |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"I think this is funny more than cheesy . Might be a bit hard to explain.
You know the way you make a fist and then move your index finger backwards and forwards as a visual sign to say come here?
Well you do that but with your little finger instead. When the women comes over you say “If I can make you come with my little finger just imagine what I could do with the rest of my body”"
Dont think telling a guy he had a little willy would do the trick somehow... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once approached a young girl (I was a young man at the time), I said if you don't mind me saying I think you're gorgeous, then went for the kiss, she leaned towards me then backed off, I placed my hand on her cheek gently and said, don't be shy, we kissed.lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once approached a young girl (I was a young man at the time), I said if you don't mind me saying I think you're gorgeous, then went for the kiss, she leaned towards me then backed off, I placed my hand on her cheek gently and said, don't be shy, we kissed.lol.
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You old smoothie you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if your looking for a seat my face is available
Well i thought ud never ask how kind  "
or go up to a lass & say " my watch is a magic watch, it tells me what colour underwear you have on"
when she says go on then tell me look at your watch again & say " you dont have any on"
when she says your wrong look at your watch again & say " right enough, its an hour fast" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if your looking for a seat my face is available
Well i thought ud never ask how kind
or go up to a lass & say " my watch is a magic watch, it tells me what colour underwear you have on"
when she says go on then tell me look at your watch again & say " you dont have any on"
when she says your wrong look at your watch again & say " right enough, its an hour fast" "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once used the following with mixed success:
"Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"
You either get slapped or get a laugh, if it's the latter, she'll fuck you. If it's the former, you're fucked! hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you like chicken, taste this (unzips) it's foul...
Are you any good at reversing, (unzips), revers on to this.
Do you like wine gums?
Well wind you gums around this (unzips) |
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