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By *r Man. OP Man over a year ago

London

No I'm Spartacus!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I carried a water melon

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'll be back..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll always remember what my dad said to me before he kicked the bucket

He held me by the shoulders, looked deep into my eyes and said

"Son, watch how far I can kick this bucket"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wibble

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What seems to your boggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll always remember what my dad said to me before he kicked the bucket

He held me by the shoulders, looked deep into my eyes and said

"Son, watch how far I can kick this bucket""

I remember my great gran in her bed and I was young about 5 and I was wearing a snoopy t shirt .went in to say goodbye and give her a kiss and she looked at me and said who is joe cool .it was written on my t shirt .That was her last words

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"

"No, have you?"

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

You look like my third wife.

How many wives have you had?

Two

Benny Hill.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“You’ve forgot your fake dog poo”

“What fake dog poo”

-Top Secret

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

I'm not the Messiah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The definition of insanity is repeating the same things over and over and expecting different results. - Einstein

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

I feel the need ...the need for speed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stupid is as stupid does

Life is like a box of chocolates

I just kept on running

The legend that is Forrest Gump

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

What's the worst that can happen

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

There can be only one

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Hey ya'll, watch this"

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Charlie don't surf

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By *tace 309TV/TS over a year ago

durham

The dead don't lie ...

Its showtime

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

I see dead people

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

Es ist nicht ihr Ziel, der unendlichen Weisheit eine Tür zu öffnen, sondern eine Grenze zu setzen dem unendlichen Irrtum

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Charlie bit me

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

I have had it with theses motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't buy time, but you can sell your soul.

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Peel me a grape.

I actually can't remember who said it though someone like Cleopatra I think.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"I carried a water melon

Nobody puts baby in a corner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say what again. SAY WHAT again! And I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! Say what one more time.

Can’t beat the classics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I coulda have been a contender .( Marlon Brando)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Son we live in a world that has walls , and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns . Whose gonna do it . You?? . You Lt Weinberg ??.I have a responsibility greater than you could possibly fathom . You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines . You have that luxury . You have that luxury of not knowing what i know . That Santiogos death , while tragic , probably saved lives . And my existence , while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties , you want me on that wall , you need me on that wall . We use words like honor , code , loyalty . We use these words as a backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline .I have neither the time or the inclination to explain myself to a man that rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide , and then questions the manner in which I provide it . I would rather you said thankyou and went on your way . Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post.Either way I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. Fuck that took forever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i bet he drinks carling black label

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are gonna need a bigger boat .

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"I never had someone offer to hold open their butt crack before"

The new Bad Mums film...

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"

Very true quote from one of my all time favourite films (Stand By Me)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You could land a jumbo jet in there Tyrone! !

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Even you could get laid in a place like this

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By *r Man. OP Man over a year ago

London

"Son we live in a world that has walls , and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns . Whose gonna do it . You?? . You Lt Weinberg ??.I have a responsibility greater than you could possibly fathom . You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines . You have that luxury . You have that luxury of not knowing what i know . That Santiogos death , while tragic , probably saved lives . And my existence , while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties , you want me on that wall , you need me on that wall . We use words like honor , code , loyalty . We use these words as a backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline .I have neither the time or the inclination to explain myself to a man that rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide , and then questions the manner in which I provide it . I would rather you said thankyou and went on your way . Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post.Either way I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. Fuck that took forever

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

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Cheers . That was hard work !!

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Tell me about it, stud.

Sandy from Greace

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

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By *r Man. OP Man over a year ago

London

Woman who seek to be equal with men, lack ambition.

Its something ive told my daughter,

The author. Marilyn Monroe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm pink, therefore I'm spam!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lovely Jubbly

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

If you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out Hong Kong

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Up Ya Bum - Wish you where here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People die....act accordingly.

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By *tace 309TV/TS over a year ago

durham

From this range it'll blow your head clean off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"

"No, have you?"

Get away from her you bitch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Team America

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, fuck off!

Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always shoot for the moon...if you miss then you'll still be amongst the stars.

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

Who wants to live forever?

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Life is made of small moments like this

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By *imonP23Man over a year ago

Shepton Mallet

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance": the last words of General John Sedgwick at the Battle of Spotsylvaia in the American Civil War.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Who wants to live forever? "

My favourite film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your dammed if you do and dammed if you don't

Bart Simpson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's not a knife!

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's better to shit yourself than to die of constipation

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That's not a knife! "

I love those films . I wanna watch Crocodile Dundee now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time to die.

Rutger Hauer in Bladerunner, fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm covered in bees!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm covered in bees!!"

Eddie izzard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm covered in bees!!

Eddie izzard?"

Yes! I wondered if anyone would get it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth..

I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order..

Forgiveness is up to god. It's my job to arrange the meeting...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm covered in bees!!

Eddie izzard?

Yes! I wondered if anyone would get it! "

memories at laughing at that way back

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Cheers . That was hard work !!"
By the way I didn't copy and paste that either . I typed the whole fuckin thing out

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By *r Man. OP Man over a year ago

London

Cheers . That was hard work !! By the way I didn't copy and paste that either . I typed the whole fuckin thing out

Are you in holiday or something

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By *r SxxMan over a year ago

Kent

"I'm covered in bees!!

Eddie izzard?

Yes! I wondered if anyone would get it! "

Cake or death!?

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By *unshine05Man over a year ago

Sherborne

Aussie: That’s not a knife… THIS is a knife!

Bart: That’s not a knife. That’s a spoon.

Aussie: AH! I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before!

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By *otchillicoupleCouple over a year ago

all over

Take me to bed or lose me forever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll always remember what my dad said to me before he kicked the bucket

He held me by the shoulders, looked deep into my eyes and said

"Son, watch how far I can kick this bucket"

Aww, that made me want to laugh and cry at the same time!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Cheers . That was hard work !! By the way I didn't copy and paste that either . I typed the whole fuckin thing out

Are you in holiday or something

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I wish . I wouldn't be wasting time writing all that I can assure you

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By *r SxxMan over a year ago

Kent

"Aussie: That’s not a knife… THIS is a knife!

Bart: That’s not a knife. That’s a spoon.

Aussie: AH! I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before!"

One of the best t.v. moments ever haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman who seek to be equal with men, lack ambition.

Its something ive told my daughter,

The author. Marilyn Monroe "

My favourite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you want me just whistle...

You know how to whistle dont you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You played it for her play it for me....

This gun is pointed at your heart Louie. That is my least vulnerable spot...

All the problems of three little people don't amount at a hill of beans...

This could be the start of a beautiful freindship...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you want me just whistle...

You know how to whistle dont you"

Oooh! Butch the dog...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are a grandmother.

(Margaret Thatcher).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can resist anything except temptation.

(Oscar Wilde).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back in time for breakfast.

(Ace Rimmer).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need your clothes ya boots and ya motorcycle.

You forgot to say please.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What could possibly go wrong?"

Amongst others: Ken Hames, 2006, Namib desert to wheelchair user about to attempt climbing 100ft sand dune

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm covered in bees!!

Eddie izzard?

Yes! I wondered if anyone would get it!

Cake or death!?"

I am an evil giraffe. I will eat all the leaves on this tree. Muah ha ha!

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By *unshine05Man over a year ago

Sherborne

it's gotta be like a, like an angel on your shoulder see? If you ever get hurt and you feel that you're goin' down this little angel is gonna whisper in your ear. It's gonna say, 'Get up you son of a bitch 'cause Mickey loves you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, fuck off!

Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

Hes not the Messiah,hes a very naughty boy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sir, if I were your wife I'd poison your dinner!.

Madam... If I were your husband I'd eat it

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

If it’s a girl they are calling her Sigourney after and actress and if it’s a boy they’re naming it Rodney after Dave

Comedy genius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i think people ought to know that we're anti-fascist, we're anti-violence, we're anti-racist, and we're pro creative. we're against ignorance"

joe strummer.

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By *r SxxMan over a year ago

Kent

Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here.

I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

Get the luuuudes!!!

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By *exymidscouple2017Couple over a year ago

Birmingham

Of all the joints in the world you walk into mine..

God I'm showing my age lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get yer trousers on, your nicked. The Sweeney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I am all out of bubble gum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.

Eagles may soar but Weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quite frankly my dear

I don't give a damn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get busy living.. Or get busy dying

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

The wand chooses the wizard Mr Potter

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By *sThunderThighsWoman over a year ago

Toy Land

I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Is this a piece of your brain?

Basil Faulty

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I know nothing...

Manuel

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By *axandbooCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Do not mistake my kindness for weakness, for i am kind to everyone. When someone is unkind to me weak is not what you will remember about me

Al capone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I never planned anything in my whole damn life.

( Cool hand Luke )

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By *unshine05Man over a year ago

Sherborne

"I never planned anything in my whole damn life.

( Cool hand Luke )"

What we've got here is failure to communicate

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By *ewbie1972Man over a year ago

Somewhere

"There can be only one "

Ye cannae drown ........ ye immortal!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack

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By *ewbie1972Man over a year ago

Somewhere

You’re ego is writing cheques your body can’t cash......... if you screw up this much you’ll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit outta Hong Kong!!!!!!!!

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By *typical guyMan over a year ago

wigan

"Is this a piece of your brain?

Basil Faulty "

That's from the best episode of fawlty towers, communication problems. Have to watch it again now, for about the 100th time.

"And if you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress."

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By *r Man. OP Man over a year ago

London

"Woman who seek to be equal with men, lack ambition.

Its something ive told my daughter,

The author. Marilyn Monroe

My favourite "

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. douglas adams

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By *r FirecrackerMan over a year ago

London

It’s better to burn out than to fade away!!!

The kurgan from Highlander.

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By *K430Man over a year ago

Tipperary

I'm Brian , and so's my wife

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By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

Son of a bitch must pay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XTSdlCvUOE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

- "I love you"

- "I know"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're a big man but you're out of shape, with me it's a full time job, now sit down before you get hurt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your eyes are full of hate, Forty-One. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's your daddy, and what does he do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No Luke, I am your father

My dad takes great joy in quoting this line to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic cords of memory will swell when again touched as surely they will be by the better angels of our nature." - Abraham Lincoln

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By *adyLucknGamblersCouple over a year ago

Harwich / Colchester

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Marilyn Monroe

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By *r SxxMan over a year ago

Kent

"I know nothing...

Manuel "

On...Those...Trays

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know nothing

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

"It’s better to burn out than to fade away!!!

The kurgan from Highlander. "

That's from Neil Young's My My Hey Hey

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By *unshine05Man over a year ago

Sherborne

What have you been feeding this thing ? blondes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You will not be punished for your anger.

You will be punished by your anger.

(Buddha).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will allow no man to bring me so low as to make me hate him.

(Booker T Washington).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smeeeeeg Heeeeeead.

(Kryten).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take a step back and fuck you own face

Less Grossman

Tropic Thunder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gonna need a bigger boat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the world's a stage and we are merely players.

(Shakey).

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

""Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"

"No, have you?"

How do I get out this chickenshit outfit?

Stow that shit Hudson!

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

""Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"

"No, have you?"

How do I get out this chickenshit outfit?

Stow that shit Hudson! "

I'm ready, man. Check it out! I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do not want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey, Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out. Independently targeting particle-beam phalanx. WHAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPGs. We got sonic, electronic ball-breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"There are angels and arseholes everywhere, its just the names and faces that change."

Mart (_thwalescpl), at around the middle of July 2001.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A man's gotta know his limitations

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

All right, Clanton... You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it! You see that? It says "United States Marshal."... Take a good look at him, Ike, because that's how you're gonna end up!... The Cowboys are finished, you understand me?! I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it! So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the LAW'S coming! You tell 'em I'M coming... and Hell's coming with me, you hear?! Hell's coming with me!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Smeeeeeg Heeeeeead.

(Kryten)."

That's on now ya gimboid!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A shootout is a shootout.....like a western

Tom hardy needs no introduction

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By *ammyDodgaMan over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

The writer of the wizard of oz had to be a swinger...

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain"

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Its "Inconcievable" that no one stated the full version of "you killed my father, prepare to die".....

or will someone reply "as you wish" and do the full quote....

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires.

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!"

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

if memory is correct

"there's a lack of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a shame to spoil yours"

"I do not think this word means what you think it means"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vot iss yoor name??

Don't tell em Pike!!

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By *edkent69Man over a year ago

maidstone

This is not a game of 'who the fuck are you?'

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By *K430Man over a year ago

Tipperary

You're good kid , but while I'm around you're second best, might as well learn to live with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

once you have wore out those shoes . you will be back on yer feet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You had me at hello

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

can I have what she's having

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a galaxy far, far away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ate you butler on the buses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's five to five and it's cracccckkkkkeeeerrr jack

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!

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By *adyLucknGamblersCouple over a year ago

Harwich / Colchester

'We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!'

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It's five to five and it's cracccckkkkkeeeerrr jack"

Get Down Shep!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m here to kill cunts and eat chicken.

And I’m all out of chicken

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By *rallvalCouple over a year ago

Dunfermline

" "

Marcel Marceau

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By *_Yeah19Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

Put the bunny back in the box.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere"

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By *unshine05Man over a year ago

Sherborne

It puts the lotion on its skin else it gets the hose again

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By *nd-DCouple over a year ago

portsmouth

"All right, Clanton... You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it! You see that? It says "United States Marshal."... Take a good look at him, Ike, because that's how you're gonna end up!... The Cowboys are finished, you understand me?! I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it! So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the LAW'S coming! You tell 'em I'M coming... and Hell's coming with me, you hear?! Hell's coming with me!"

I’m your huckleberry ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You wanna play a game

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By *nd-DCouple over a year ago

portsmouth

One man wolf pack.

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

I’m your huckleberry .."

I was just foolin around....

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By *nd-DCouple over a year ago

portsmouth

I’m your huckleberry ..

I was just foolin around...."

I wasn’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A shootout is a shootout.....like a western

Tom hardy needs no introduction "

CHRISTOS! where's my retsina?!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

My all time favourite, and I will be impressed with people who recognise:

"We all see what we want to see...he sees hate and fear. You have to look with better eyes than that".

From same film "she's doing it she ain't digging it!"

And I defy the most hard hearted to not feel the real love in this scene

" Goddammit you bitch you never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!"

Loving the Tom cruise film quotes. One of my favourites from his films is

"Never show surprise, never lose your cool"

plus of course anything preceded by "coughlin's law..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through" "
- General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett, VC, KCB, DSO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'You do realize that the whole bus (rugby team coach/bus) would have gone through you both (the missus and a girlfriend)

'Yes, it had occurred to us'

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