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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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Maybe you should move?  |
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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Whining bugger quiz
Po box 69
Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane
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Maybe you should move? "
I did..
I just moved from the sofa to the fridge and made myself a g&t.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can travel though, right?
Yes.. I have been known to travel on occasions... "
So the people who are 150 miles away, become available to you. Result  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try living up here. On a good day 150 miles is my closest match! 
Your only a caber toss away from Inverness, the swinging capital of Scotland..  "
Lots of caber tossing going on up there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only 150 miles?
What happened to...
I will walk 500 miles
Then I'll walk 500 more
This is a small island I drowned mid step   "
Turn round and walk in the opposite direction... |
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"My upper age is 46(but flexible) and I'm only 110 miles away, so you can't fancy me "
Fuck me...
I never realised button moon was quite as close to the trump nursing home as that...
I'm more curious about how flexible you are? Is it just a case of being able to touch your toes or can you impersonate a pretzel?
(Please be a pretzel, please be a pretzel)
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"I'm in the arse end of nowhere.
Travel to the lakes and I'll cum get you.
In the interests of you not getting lost of course.  "
Doesn't Hadrians wall finish in Carlisle cos I'll be walking it next may.. you can cut and get me then but I can't promise I'll be fit for much more than fuck all..
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
button moon |
"My upper age is 46(but flexible) and I'm only 110 miles away, so you can't fancy me
Fuck me...
I never realised button moon was quite as close to the trump nursing home as that...
I'm more curious about how flexible you are? Is it just a case of being able to touch your toes or can you impersonate a pretzel?
(Please be a pretzel, please be a pretzel)
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Going to have to disappoint. I can touch my toes but not do a pretzel impression  |
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"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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Po box 69
Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane
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Maybe you should move? "
There’s no maybe about it
Move to a nice place, lol |
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"My upper age is 46(but flexible) and I'm only 110 miles away, so you can't fancy me
Fuck me...
I never realised button moon was quite as close to the trump nursing home as that...
I'm more curious about how flexible you are? Is it just a case of being able to touch your toes or can you impersonate a pretzel?
(Please be a pretzel, please be a pretzel)
Going to have to disappoint. I can touch my toes but not do a pretzel impression "
I'll settle for toe touching..
Now how do I get to button moon? |
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"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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Whining bugger quiz
Po box 69
Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane
London
Maybe you should move? "
There’s no maybe about it
Move to a nice place, lol |
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"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane
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You live in London
Surely sitting in the carriage that always passes the gorgeous girl on the platform, should have prepared you for this . |
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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Answers on a postcard to-
Dear
Whining bugger quiz
Po box 69
Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane
London
Maybe you should move?
There’s no maybe about it
Move to a nice place, lol"
A nicer place? Somewhere like Milton Keynes maybe!
Anyhow I am in a nice place..
On my sofa with a gin and tonic in my hand...
I couldn't think of anywhere much nicer..
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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Answers on a postcard to-
Whining bugger quiz
Po box 69
Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane
London
You live in London
Surely sitting in the carriage that always passes the gorgeous girl on the platform, should have prepared you for this ."
I drive to work all the way to suffend and a bit further..
Don't see any gorgeous ladies at the side of the A127, just road kill..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in the arse end of nowhere.
Travel to the lakes and I'll cum get you.
In the interests of you not getting lost of course.
Doesn't Hadrians wall finish in Carlisle cos I'll be walking it next may.. you can cut and get me then but I can't promise I'll be fit for much more than fuck all..
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It does indeed. I'll pick you up and deliver you to the train station if you like.
That is a genuine offer. Shout me nearer the time x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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Answers on a postcard to-
Whining bugger quiz
Po box 69
Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane
London
You live in London
Surely sitting in the carriage that always passes the gorgeous girl on the platform, should have prepared you for this .
I drive to work all the way to suffend and a bit further..
Don't see any gorgeous ladies at the side of the A127, just road kill.. "
I use to drive along the a127 quite a lot but was never on the side of the road haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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Whining bugger quiz
Po box 69
Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane
London
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I'm much less far away but it might as well be 150+ miles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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Whining bugger quiz
Po box 69
Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane
London
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Download an app called Pure. Then thank me later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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Whining bugger quiz
Po box 69
Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane
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Commonly known as “Law of Sod” |
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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Answers on a postcard to-
Whining bugger quiz
Po box 69
Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane
London
Download an app called Pure. Then thank me later "
Are you on commission...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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Answers on a postcard to-
Whining bugger quiz
Po box 69
Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane
London
Download an app called Pure. Then thank me later
Are you on commission...?"
Nope. Can't get as much as a reply from a lady on here though, whereas I've had two meets via Pure this week, and another planned tomorrow. Just trying to help |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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Whining bugger quiz
Po box 69
Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane
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It's called sods law Op |
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?
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Whining bugger quiz
Po box 69
Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane
London
It's called sods law Op "
It's called a pain in the arse..
Been putting off messaging some people on my hot list for ages and when I finally decide, I've past my sell by date by days! |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Try living up here. On a good day 150 miles is my closest match!
Your only a caber toss away from Inverness, the swinging capital of Scotland..
Lots of caber tossing going on up there "
I'd like to toss a few cabers |
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"Try living up here. On a good day 150 miles is my closest match!
Your only a caber toss away from Inverness, the swinging capital of Scotland..
Lots of caber tossing going on up there I'd like to toss a few cabers "
The Highland game season is over for the year but never too early to train for next year! |
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