Dropped one.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You're sitting on the toilet when a Sharpie drops out of your pocket into the floor.

Do you:

A: Pick it up and put it back in your pocket.

B: Leave it until you're done and pick it up later.

C: Something else (please specify)

By *oubyLoverWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Is the floor clean or dirty? Am I doing a number 1 or a number 2? Can't answer without knowing the details

By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Why would I be taking a fine tipped felt pen into the crapper with me?

I have no intention of leaving any messages ending with my mobile number scrawled on the wall..

Not again, anyway...

Those types of messages make my bum sore..

By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

You leave it til you're done.

I'm assuming it's dropped out and gone backwards towards the wall (by the angle the pocket would be)

You finish your business, get some loo roll to pick it up, drop it in the sink and wash it while washing your hands.

By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

C: watch it roll out under the cubicle.

Hear someone walk in and stand on it sending them flying arse over tit. Luckily flinging the sharpie back under the very same cubicle it came from.