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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To the tune of 12 days of Christmas.
Over the twelve days of Christmas I want Fab to send to meeeeeee......,
Daytime-delight dry humping
An orgy where I jump in
Lady Licks legs
Roxianne and a bed
A morn' with Shortish Blonde
Miss SJ all day long
A smile from HappySquirell
Meli ....eventually....Rings
Just jo's rear end
Autumn and a friend
A HighHeels booby hug
and a big snog from gorgeous MsV.
Can you re-write some Xmas ditties? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To the tune of 12 days of Christmas.
Over the twelve days of Christmas I want Fab to send to meeeeeee......,
Daytime-delight dry humping
An orgy where I jump in
Lady Licks legs
Roxianne and a bed
A morn' with Shortish Blonde
Miss SJ all day long
A smile from HappySquirell
Meli ....eventually....Rings
Just jo's rear end
Autumn and a friend
A HighHeels booby hug
and a big snog from gorgeous MsV.
Can you re-write some Xmas ditties? "
Ace jolly well done I am havi g a thunk  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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O cum all ye fabbers,
Balls full and quite rampant
Cum ye, O cum ye
To the forum
Cum and adorn thee
Horny fallen angels
O cum let us adorn thee
O cum let us adorn three
O cum let us adorn thee
With a few full loads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To the tune of 12 days of Christmas.
Over the twelve days of Christmas I want Fab to send to meeeeeee......,
Daytime-delight dry humping
An orgy where I jump in
Lady Licks legs
Roxianne and a bed
A morn' with Shortish Blonde
Miss SJ all day long
A smile from HappySquirell
Meli ....eventually....Rings
Just jo's rear end
Autumn and a friend
A HighHeels booby hug
and a big snog from gorgeous MsV.
Can you re-write some Xmas ditties? "
Haha that's brilliant. Enjoying being the twelfth day 
I'll have a think but not sure I could top your Xmas ditty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 Christmas snog
2 turkeys gobbling
3 cream pies
4 guys in kilts
5 gold cock rings
6 bare bums
7 gangbangs squirting
8 hard cocks
9 girls a milking
10 rampant rabbits
11 kinky fookers
And 12 naked fab party
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Good fabqueen Honey looked out
On the fuckfeast of fabbers
When the bodies lay round about
Deep and naked and bareback
Brightly shone the moon that night
Though the forum was cruel
When a poor man came inside
Gath'ring wrath from fools |
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O little forum of Faaaaaaab
How still we hear thee lie
Above thy deep and fruitless weep
As so may pass you by
Yet in thy dark corners lurking
The everlasting Light
The hopes and fears of all the queers
Are coming in thee tonight
For Christ sake stop your moaning
And gather all around
While vanillas sleep, the fabangels keep
Their watch of nocturnal love
In morning we come together
Proclaim the sex we had
And praise to God oh yes oh god
And perv the hot men on earth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If MisterBee was to come&visit me
He would sample the delights and pleasure of thee
But alas I've over his age limit and un sexy to he
So il perv at his pics and giggle at his posts
And think we'll sod you
I'm a very good host
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If MisterBee was to come&visit me
He would sample the delights and pleasure of thee
But alas I've over his age limit and un sexy to he
So il perv at his pics and giggle at his posts
And think we'll sod you
I'm a very good host
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This is one I wrote and posted on the forums a couple of years ago. To be sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland...
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Sat on the lav, bell end glistening
You take a pic, of dick a-stiffening
Not a beautiful sight
As you're havin' a shite
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
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Profile's shit, you message some birds
Attach a pic, with just a few words
"Hi and here is my schlong."
Now just what could go wrong?
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
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You're just a weirdo looking for a blow man
One more guy who wants to fuck around
You'll say you're not married
When you are man
You log on when your wife is out of town
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Later on, it transpires
That it's men, you desire
But don't be afraid
You'll now easily get laid
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
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In a meadow you'll put on a show man
With someone who's arse you're gonna pound
Bum fun with a bloke that you don't know man
You'll even give a cheeky reach around
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When he blows, ain't it thrilling
And then you know, you'll need drilling
With your bollocks he'll play, in a Fab-straight kinda way
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"O little forum of Faaaaaaab
How still we hear thee lie
Above thy deep and fruitless weep
As so may pass you by
Yet in thy dark corners lurking
The everlasting Light
The hopes and fears of all the queers
Are coming in thee tonight
For Christ sake stop your moaning
And gather all around
While vanillas sleep, the fabangels keep
Their watch of nocturnal love
In morning we come together
Proclaim the sex we had
And praise to God oh yes oh god
And perv the hot men on earth"
haha. I missed this before  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Single guys, single guys, single all the way
Oh what fun it is to deride, when they are turned away
Mailing through the site, in a most expectant way
After the girls they go, for a roll in the hay
No reply, no nothing, not even a bite
All because their profile is shite
Oh single guys, single guys, single all the way
Oh what fun it is to deride, when they are turned away |
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"O little forum of Faaaaaaab
How still we hear thee lie
Above thy deep and fruitless weep
As so may pass you by
Yet in thy dark corners lurking
The everlasting Light
The hopes and fears of all the queers
Are coming in thee tonight
For Christ sake stop your moaning
And gather all around
While vanillas sleep, the fabangels keep
Their watch of nocturnal love
In morning we come together
Proclaim the sex we had
And praise to God oh yes oh god
And perv the hot men on earth
haha. I missed this before "
You are welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last Christmas, I signed up to fab.
But the very next day creeps scared me away.
This year, to get through the fear.
I'll put myself into stealth mode.
After Christmas, I came back to fab.
I had learned what to say to keep the creeps at bay.
Yes dear, Im glad I was here.
You certainly made me feel special.
Bums bitten and sore thighs.
Its been a good year.
Im glad I met that guy.
Tell me, baby
Did you verify me?
Tell them to treat me right,
Make sure they satisfy me.
(Merry Christmas!) I wrote a mail and sent it.
It just "FAF" but we both knew that I meant it
You wrote me back saying you were keen.
So darling kiss me now.
And we can be naughty again.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Last Christmas, I signed up to fab.
But the very next day creeps scared me away.
This year, to get through the fear.
I'll put myself into stealth mode.
After Christmas, I came back to fab.
I had learned what to say to keep the creeps at bay.
Yes dear, Im glad I was here.
You certainly made me feel special.
Bums bitten and sore thighs.
Its been a good year.
Im glad I met that guy.
Tell me, baby
Did you verify me?
Tell them to treat me right,
Make sure they satisfy me.
(Merry Christmas!) I wrote a mail and sent it.
It just "FAF" but we both knew that I meant it
You wrote me back saying you were keen.
So darling kiss me now.
And we can be naughty again.
"
Genius. |
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I don't want a lot for Christmas
Please don't ask if I want to breed
I don't care about the cockshots
No babycakes I am not free
I just want to chance my luck
More than just a random fuck
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you.
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care to much for fabs
So I won't beg you to fab me
I don't want to snag my stockings
When I climb upon your face
Kiss me now and make me happy
Let me gush at your place
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for a blow
And I'm just gonna keep on wretching
At that birds camel toe
I'll make a hotlist and send it
On the thread to see if they pick
Me above all those others guys
Because I have a magic dick
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Fill me up I'm so tight
What more can I do?
Baby, all I want for Christmas is you
Fuck me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single guys, single guys, single all the way
Oh what fun it is to deride, when they are turned away
Mailing through the site, in a most expectant way
After the girls they go, for a roll in the hay
No reply, no nothing, not even a bite
All because their profile is shite
Oh single guys, single guys, single all the way
Oh what fun it is to deride, when they are turned away"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last Christmas, I signed up to fab.
But the very next day creeps scared me away.
This year, to get through the fear.
I'll put myself into stealth mode.
After Christmas, I came back to fab.
I had learned what to say to keep the creeps at bay.
Yes dear, Im glad I was here.
You certainly made me feel special.
Bums bitten and sore thighs.
Its been a good year.
Im glad I met that guy.
Tell me, baby
Did you verify me?
Tell them to treat me right,
Make sure they satisfy me.
(Merry Christmas!) I wrote a mail and sent it.
It just "FAF" but we both knew that I meant it
You wrote me back saying you were keen.
So darling kiss me now.
And we can be naughty again.
"
Love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Santa please be kind
I know I've been a naughty girl
With cock on my
mind
I only want to lick,tease and suck
Surely I'm not asking for to much
Il ride him hard and make him cum
In between drinking spiced rum
So please Santa hear my plea
And send me a guy or maybe three |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fucking around the Christmas Tree
at the Christmas day orgy
mistletoe hung where you can see
Every single guy tries to be
Fucking around the Christmas Tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Later we'll have some hot creampie
and we'll do some barebacking
You will get that all familiar feeling
When you hear, voices singing
" spank my backside ; suck my cock, jump on and ride!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To the tune of 'Let it snow'
Oh the forumites are delightful,
ladies give us all an eyeful.
If they want to give men a blow,
won't say no, won't say no, won't say no.
Whingers show no signs of stopping,
blood vessels in their minds a popping.
Everybody they mail says no,
what a blow, what a blow, what a blow.
If you finally get a kiss goodnight,
from lips oh so wet and so warm.
Go and slip your cock somewhere tight,
but beware that her name isn't Norm'.
Oh my dignity is slowly dying,
When I found that she was lying.
I wondered why the voice was low,
it's a bloke, it's a bloke, it's a bloke.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To the tune of 'Let it snow'
Oh the forumites are delightful,
ladies give us all an eyeful.
If they want to give men a blow,
won't say no, won't say no, won't say no.
Whingers show no signs of stopping,
blood vessels in their minds a popping.
Everybody they mail says no,
what a blow, what a blow, what a blow.
If you finally get a kiss goodnight,
from lips oh so wet and so warm.
Go and slip your cock somewhere tight,
but beware that her name isn't Norm'.
Oh my dignity is slowly dying,
When I found that she was lying.
I wondered why the voice was low,
it's a bloke, it's a bloke, it's a bloke.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Jingle bells my ballsack swells
At the thought of you
You can't meet for another week
And now they're going blue
My heart sank so I had a wank
Looking at pics of you
Hand round my cock but had to block
I realised your name is Stu.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To the tune of silent night
A fabulous night,
she was so tight
I pushed in
Her lovely Quim
I pulled her onto my big shlong
I was excited I didn't last long
Came in her long blonde hair.....
....I aimed for her derrière.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jingle bells my ballsack swells
At the thought of you
You can't meet for another week
And now they're going blue
My heart sank so I had a wank
Looking at pics of you
Hand round my cock but had to block
I realised your name is Stu. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want a lot for Christmas
Please don't ask if I want to breed
I don't care about the cockshots
No babycakes I am not free
I just want to chance my luck
More than just a random fuck
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you.
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care to much for fabs
So I won't beg you to fab me
I don't want to snag my stockings
When I climb upon your face
Kiss me now and make me happy
Let me gush at your place
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for a blow
And I'm just gonna keep on wretching
At that birds camel toe
I'll make a hotlist and send it
On the thread to see if they pick
Me above all those others guys
Because I have a magic dick
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Fill me up I'm so tight
What more can I do?
Baby, all I want for Christmas is you
Fuck me
"
Is it wrong that I am wandering around the house singing these |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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White Christmas.
I'm dreaming of coffee social
Just talking, flirting to and fro.
Where she's reminiscing,
as I sit and listen.
Hoping she's up for a suck and blow! |
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Awwwww... I didn't make the 12 days wishlist...  Always the bauble... Never the star...
Here's my ditty anyway...
Cum he told me
(with a smack on my bum)
Squirt on my face for me
(with a smack on my bum)
I want to eat your quim
(and he smacked on my bum)
Before I fuck you again
(and he smacked on my bum)
And then he smiled at me
(and caressed my bum)
Another carol completely ruined
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Awwwww... I didn't make the 12 days wishlist... Always the bauble... Never the star...
Here's my ditty anyway...
Cum he told me
(with a smack on my bum)
Squirt on my face for me
(with a smack on my bum)
I want to eat your quim
(and he smacked on my bum)
Before I fuck you again
(and he smacked on my bum)
And then he smiled at me
(and caressed my bum)
Another carol completely ruined
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To the tune of deck the halls.
She licked my balls her name was Holly
As we sat in the back of my car
My cock was limp so I used my brolly.
I didn't think she'd enjoy a rolled cigar
I called Tricia I called Carol
Can we all meet, you don't live far?
Fucking each other all hot and sweaty
When I should be practicing playing my guitar. |
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Little penis little penis
I wish you would grow
Got to keep on tugging away with your precious load
Been a long time, little penis, through the lonely nights.
Dont give up now, little penis ,
A vagina is in sight
Empty those balls tonight
Stubbydick, stubbydick
Fill up that vag tonight
Micropenis,micropenis
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"These are all brilliant. I have been trying to come up with one
I've been trying to cum over anyone.
Have you still got the horn? 
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Your poor pride and joy must be ready to explode. A blow job now could result in death. The force when you ejaculate would launch the poor woman into next year |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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A day with a stranger,
In a Travelodge bed,
If the room has an armchair,
It's a place to give head.
Just kneel on the carpet,
A pillow beneath,
Coax a penis to hardness,
Just be careful of teeth. |
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"A day with a stranger,
In a Travelodge bed,
If the room has an armchair,
It's a place to give head.
Just kneel on the carpet,
A pillow beneath,
Coax a penis to hardness,
Just be careful of teeth."
Such an angelic voice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A day with a stranger,
In a Travelodge bed,
If the room has an armchair,
It's a place to give head.
Just kneel on the carpet,
A pillow beneath,
Coax a penis to hardness,
Just be careful of teeth."
Can't wait to see that as a TV advert |
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Cum, she told me,
Right up her bum bum
Like some porn thing she'd seen,
Pa rum pum pum pum
The finest lube I bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
A play before spunking
Right up her bum bum
I'm gonna cum cum cum cum
Pa rum pum pum pum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A day with a stranger,
In a Travelodge bed,
If the room has an armchair,
It's a place to give head.
Just kneel on the carpet,
A pillow beneath,
Coax a penis to hardness,
Just be careful of teeth."
I love this one. |
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"Last Christmas, I signed up to fab.
But the very next day creeps scared me away.
This year, to get through the fear.
I'll put myself into stealth mode.
After Christmas, I came back to fab.
I had learned what to say to keep the creeps at bay.
Yes dear, Im glad I was here.
You certainly made me feel special.
Bums bitten and sore thighs.
Its been a good year.
Im glad I met that guy.
Tell me, baby
Did you verify me?
Tell them to treat me right,
Make sure they satisfy me.
(Merry Christmas!) I wrote a mail and sent it.
It just "FAF" but we both knew that I meant it
You wrote me back saying you were keen.
So darling kiss me now.
And we can be naughty again.
"
That's brilliant |
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"To the tune of 12 days of Christmas.
Over the twelve days of Christmas I want Fab to send to meeeeeee......,
Daytime-delight dry humping
An orgy where I jump in
Lady Licks legs
Roxianne and a bed
A morn' with Shortish Blonde
Miss SJ all day long
A smile from HappySquirell
Meli ....eventually....Rings
Just jo's rear end
Autumn and a friend
A HighHeels booby hug
and a big snog from gorgeous MsV.
Can you re-write some Xmas ditties? "
You're too talented.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To the tune of 12 days of Christmas.
Over the twelve days of Christmas I want Fab to send to meeeeeee......,
Daytime-delight dry humping
An orgy where I jump in
Lady Licks legs
Roxianne and a bed
A morn' with Shortish Blonde
Miss SJ all day long
A smile from HappySquirell
Meli ....eventually....Rings
Just jo's rear end
Autumn and a friend
A HighHeels booby hug
and a big snog from gorgeous MsV.
Can you re-write some Xmas ditties?
Haha that's brilliant. Enjoying being the twelfth day
I'll have a think but not sure I could top your Xmas ditty. "
And there was me thinking MsV was moi. #guttednow |
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