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over a year ago
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There are two types of people
1. Those who have a weird unconditional love towards beef monster munch because they are the king of crisps
And
2. Dickheads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?"
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!
What's your crisp fetish? "
Oh ny, a woman I can eat my favourite crisps with and still snog!  |
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"McCoy's flame grilled steak crisps, squashed in a corned beef roll
Ain't had corn beef in years. Is it the one in the tin you can't open?"
Ohhh I remember those tins. You got that stupid metal key you had to use.
No, this is slices - easier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheap and dirty 10p types..those maize types. No slices of potatoe please and you can keep yer posh, sea salt and balsamic naff, it's crisps, enough of the pseudo classy none posh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Mrs N is addicted to those bad boys.
I like bad boys *and* pickled onion monster munch. "
That's a whole different topic of conversation  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Mrs N is addicted to those bad boys.
I like bad boys *and* pickled onion monster munch.
That's a whole different topic of conversation "
*fantasises happily* |
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?"
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?"
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult |
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult "
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that. "
Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers |
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.
Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers "
I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.
Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers
I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon."
Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!
What's your crisp fetish?
Oh ny, a woman I can eat my favourite crisps with and still snog! "
Any day  |
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that. "
 sorry. You two having a tiff? |
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.
sorry. You two having a tiff?"
No. I'm being polite  |
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.
Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers
I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.
Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one"
Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"McCoy's flame grilled steak crisps, squashed in a corned beef roll
Ain't had corn beef in years. Is it the one in the tin you can't open?
Ohhh I remember those tins. You got that stupid metal key you had to use.
No, this is slices - easier "
A educated man! I like it x |
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.
sorry. You two having a tiff?
No. I'm being polite "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.
Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers
I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.
Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one
Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker"
Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately? |
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.
Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers
I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.
Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one
Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker
Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?"
Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.
How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele? |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"There are two types of people
1. Those who have a weird unconditional love towards beef monster munch because they are the king of crisps
And
2. Dickheads "
Pickled onion monster munch |
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"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!
What's your crisp fetish? "
Omg I’m so jel
Not had one of these in years - not quite the same in shitty gluten free bread
Savour every moment lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!
What's your crisp fetish? "
Pretty much nailed it there.
Kettle Seasalt and balsamic are pretty special as well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.
Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers
I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.
Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one
Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker
Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?
Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.
How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele? "
When the only options are cry wanking to Adele to wanking to you. It’s an easy choice |
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.
Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers
I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.
Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one
Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker
Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?
Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.
How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele?
When the only options are cry wanking to Adele to wanking to you. It’s an easy choice "
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.
Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers
I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.
Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one
Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker
Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?
Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.
How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele?
When the only options are cry wanking to Adele to wanking to you. It’s an easy choice "
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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I like most crisps apart from Salt & Vinegar which I hate...not too keen on straight up Ready Salted or Prawn Cocktail either...
....if I had a choice though would go for one of the following:
Walkers Ham & Cheddar
Walkers Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli
Pickled Onion Monster Munch
Frazzles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.
Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers
I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.
Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one
Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker
Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?
Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.
How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele?
When the only options are cry wanking to Adele to wanking to you. It’s an easy choice
Like the people you visit? "
2 replies and 15 minutes later, and that’s what you come back with? I had such high hopes for you |
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.
Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers
I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.
Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one
Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker
Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?
Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.
How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele?
When the only options are cry wanking to Adele to wanking to you. It’s an easy choice
Like the people you visit?
2 replies and 15 minutes later, and that’s what you come back with? I had such high hopes for you"
Lies. I can see from your veris you have low standards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.
Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers
I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.
Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one
Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker
Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?
Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.
How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele?
When the only options are cry wanking to Adele to wanking to you. It’s an easy choice
Like the people you visit?
2 replies and 15 minutes later, and that’s what you come back with? I had such high hopes for you
Lies. I can see from your veris you have low standards."
As a friend and a human being, just stop, please |
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Don't knock this one till you ve tried it.. A favourite of mine in my student days.
Tomato ketchup flavoured crisps with a pack of chocolate buttons mixed in
Yummy I like best of both treats.. Not changed really  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beefy wotsits mmmmmmm But now you can only get them if you buy the beef mix-ups. Cheesy wotsits just dont cut it. Plus they make your fingers turn orange like a heavy smoker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love almost all crisps, barely a day goes by that I don't have some. My favourite has to be Reggae Reggae crisps partly because of the difficulty in finding a regular supply and so I don't have them as often as I would like.
If anyone knows where I can get a regular supply of Reggae Reggae crisps or knows a crisp dealer who might be able to hook me up please drop me a pm. |
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"Pickled onion monster munch.
Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin
Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?
Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.
Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?
Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?
No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult
Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.
Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers
I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.
Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one
Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker
Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?
Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.
How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele?
When the only options are cry wanking to Adele to wanking to you. It’s an easy choice
Like the people you visit?
2 replies and 15 minutes later, and that’s what you come back with? I had such high hopes for you
Lies. I can see from your veris you have low standards.
As a friend and a human being, just stop, please"
Okay. But you know beef aren't the best.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!
What's your crisp fetish?
Oh ny, a woman I can eat my favourite crisps with and still snog!
Any day "
I'll bring a family pack of just cheese and onion.......... |
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"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!
What's your crisp fetish? "
Love a good walkers beef and onion. Takes me right back to bring a kid, swimming done, eyes slightly stingy from chlorine, crisps, not chocolte and vidoe games in the foyer. Happy days!
Other than that it's cheese and onion in a sammich, and the eternal dilema of how much is filling, and how much is garnish. |
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"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!
What's your crisp fetish? "
Smokey bacon or cheese and onion
Pringles are my fave but i don’t think they do smokey bacon pringles |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Just crisps. Anything. Especially while I'm healthy eating. I'm finding crisps the hardest thing not to have. Oooh I love a good crisp. "
I'm the same. I tried those sea thins instead yesterday. Disappointing. But roasted green beans sprinkled with sea salt have hit the spot. Super crunchy and super tasty. It's counter intuitive though; you have to cook them way past what you think is non burnt for it to work. But it does. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I love almost all crisps, barely a day goes by that I don't have some. My favourite has to be Reggae Reggae crisps partly because of the difficulty in finding a regular supply and so I don't have them as often as I would like.
If anyone knows where I can get a regular supply of Reggae Reggae crisps or knows a crisp dealer who might be able to hook me up please drop me a pm."
Believe it or not Amazon would appear to be your friend here!! |
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"Marmite crisps in a cheese sandwich or, thick cut crinkly cheese and onion crisps dipped into sour cream and/or guacamole "
Woohoo im not the only who likes marmite crisps in a cheese sandwich
Lady xx |
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Golden Wonder sausage & tomato flavour
1 open bag
2 scruch & crush crisps until as smashed as can be .
3 pick up small amount with 2 fingers
4 place in mouth lick fingers clean
5 return moistened fingers to bag
6 pick up more with same 2 fingers
8 place in mouth & lick fingers
9 repeat until bag is empty
10 turn the light back on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Marmite crisps in a cheese sandwich or, thick cut crinkly cheese and onion crisps dipped into sour cream and/or guacamole
Woohoo im not the only who likes marmite crisps in a cheese sandwich
Lady xx"
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Also cheese and onion crisps on lemon curd tarts. 
