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I feel my chart may be of assistance for you op.
'If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.
I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.
 = what the fuck is that?
 = I can't see it yet
 = yep, it's a dick
 = mmmmmm, that hits the spot
 = now that's how I like my cock
 = don't even think of trying to put that monster in me
 = you liar, you promised it was 10 inches
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"I feel my chart may be of assistance for you op.
'If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.
I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.
= what the fuck is that?
= I can't see it yet
= yep, it's a dick
= mmmmmm, that hits the spot
= now that's how I like my cock
= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me
= you liar, you promised it was 10 inches
You're welcome"
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A big, average cock is smaller than an average, big cock. But a small, big cock, is larger than an average, small cock. Furthermore, a big, big cock, is not as big as an absolutely fucking enormous cock.
None of those cocks are as big as cock with a 6ft cock attached to it.
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Hang on its going to take some time to line all the men up.
I wouldn't worry about it too much, your pretty much stuck with the one you've got I'm afraid |
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"A big, average cock is smaller than an average, big cock. But a small, big cock, is larger than an average, small cock. Furthermore, a big, big cock, is not as big as an absolutely fucking enormous cock.
None of those cocks are as big as cock with a 6ft cock attached to it.
Hope that's cleared it up. "
 I’m cock sure now thanks |
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"A big, average cock is smaller than an average, big cock. But a small, big cock, is larger than an average, small cock. Furthermore, a big, big cock, is not as big as an absolutely fucking enormous cock.
None of those cocks are as big as cock with a 6ft cock attached to it.
Hope that's cleared it up.
I’m cock sure now thanks "
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