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You fucking arsehole!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What do you do if you can't tell someone what you really think of them??!
Write them a message but send it to yourself?
Bash a chocolate orange with a hammer and imagine it's their heart?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tell them 
Usually...or I call my girl and tell her
Or I drive past their house and throw shit at their windows"
Actual shit or like sticky sweet wrappers and empty toilet rolls? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tell them
Usually...or I call my girl and tell her
Or I drive past their house and throw shit at their windows"
I get my dog to shit on their doorstep.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tell them
Usually...or I call my girl and tell her
Or I drive past their house and throw shit at their windows
Actual shit or like sticky sweet wrappers and empty toilet rolls?
Both "
I could stick sweet wrappers to their window spelling out "fuck you!" |
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"I tell them
Usually...or I call my girl and tell her
Or I drive past their house and throw shit at their windows
Actual shit or like sticky sweet wrappers and empty toilet rolls?
Both
I could stick sweet wrappers to their window spelling out "fuck you!" "
Mar dar far car |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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Life is too short to be bothered with dimwits. They have no impact on my life so why should I get agitated by them? Walk away and leave them to it, as long as they understand there are no second chances then I’m fine with it. |
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"Life is too short to be bothered with dimwits. They have no impact on my life so why should I get agitated by them? Walk away and leave them to it, as long as they understand there are no second chances then I’m fine with it. "
Oh no they have to know they did me wrong first |
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Years ago a friend and I each had fucking arsehole exes in our lives who'd really left us in the shit. Telling them what they were wouldn't have made any difference and their sneering indifference would have made us feel worse.
So instead, we used to spend hours plotting their imaginary downfalls, even their 'murders' on occasion. These scenarios became more and more twisted and ridiculous until we'd inevitably be crying with laughter - and *that* made us feel better because we'd reduced them both to figures of fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tend to just tell people how I feel about them, even when I shouldn't. Lost a few friends that way 
Anyway, if I really can't tell them I just bitch about them to Marc while he rolls his eyes at me and I don't speak to them for a while.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Festering doesn’t work for me. I have to get it out whether that be to them or by sharing with someone who knows I can trust on he basis that I don’t need you to do or saying anything, just listen! Always feels better but agree with lots of the other replies that life is too short. Too many idiots not enough time x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you do if you can't tell someone what you really think of them??!
Write them a message but send it to yourself?
Bash a chocolate orange with a hammer and imagine it's their heart?
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Remember the best way to get over a dick is to get under a few |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure if you'd get away with it now, but Calling in an order from every take away and taxi company in town to their house used to work a treat with fairy immediate effect and a few builders plumbers tilers landscape gardeners, gas fitters roofers and mobile mechanics, dog groomers or home visit spiritualist (almost any profession would do) etc calling round over the next few days to give quotes confuses and annoys people  |
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"What do you do if you can't tell someone what you really think of them??!
Write them a message but send it to yourself?
Bash a chocolate orange with a hammer and imagine it's their heart?
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Nothing is worth ruining a Chocolate Orange over. NOTHING. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you do if you can't tell someone what you really think of them??!
Write them a message but send it to yourself?
Bash a chocolate orange with a hammer and imagine it's their heart?
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I question myself for letting it escalate within me to the point where I want to attack someone verbally. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Renew your faith in karma, hold your head up, high walk away scot-free and with dignity and a clear conscience, and let karma sort it out for you."
Karma is busy as fuck on more important issues in today's modern world and besides..usual advice on matters in life is to do things for yourself right? Why rely on the Universe to deliver some un known retribution at some un known point in the future...
Let people know in the here and now that they've fucked up and put your own work in, job done, save karma doing everyone else's dirty work |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What do you do if you can't tell someone what you really think of them??!
Write them a message but send it to yourself?
Bash a chocolate orange with a hammer and imagine it's their heart?
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I think you should tell them. It's much more fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I meant it rather than take a violent or illegal or aggressive approach,
not in a way of not standing up for yourself."
I don't think violence was suggested!
But you can still screw with people in a myriad of ways! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I meant it rather than take a violent or illegal or aggressive approach,
not in a way of not standing up for yourself.
I don't think violence was suggested!
But you can still screw with people in a myriad of ways! "
Blended prawns squirted into the air vent of their car is a personal favourite.
If you pour it in through the air vents above the bonnet where the fresh air is sucked in, it takes a fee days to mature but they won't find the source of the smell... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just take the high road and fuck their best friend/brother/dad "
Just let me know whos pissing you off next then, and I'l pop up and try to make a friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I meant it rather than take a violent or illegal or aggressive approach,
not in a way of not standing up for yourself.
I don't think violence was suggested!
But you can still screw with people in a myriad of ways!
Blended prawns squirted into the air vent of their car is a personal favourite.
If you pour it in through the air vents above the bonnet where the fresh air is sucked in, it takes a fee days to mature but they won't find the source of the smell..."
shellfish in the home work well too but noted blending would appear to be a good hack |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What do you do if you can't tell someone what you really think of them??!
Write them a message but send it to yourself?
Bash a chocolate orange with a hammer and imagine it's their heart?
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I do at times and enjoy moment then regret it. Like telling my boss what I thought of her in a d*unken email. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I used to tell guys exactly what I was feeling whether they've made me angry or upset. Sometimes I'd think if they saw or knew how upset I was they wouldn't do whatever it was that upset me or they'd make it right. I've done that for years and it doesn't help. I think guys get off on any kind of reaction, knowing they've made you angry or sad. Now I'd just give them the gift of missing me. Nothing, no reaction, hopefully that would make them think, hmm she can't be that bothered about me or shit she's gonna fuck me off, best make an effort here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a friend who just is so nice to people she hates that they hate it. Gets them every time. I've tried to do it but couldn't be nice to two faced bastards! |
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Kill them with kindness, takes a while but very effective in giving them time to contemplate why they are such a shit, if you think they aren’t capable of the recognition then they they just aren’t worth bothering with any approach ... so just run the over |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What do you do if you can't tell someone what you really think of them??!
Write them a message but send it to yourself?
Bash a chocolate orange with a hammer and imagine it's their heart?
Nothing is worth ruining a Chocolate Orange over. NOTHING. "
Yeah good point, wtf was I thinking??!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I used to tell guys exactly what I was feeling whether they've made me angry or upset. Sometimes I'd think if they saw or knew how upset I was they wouldn't do whatever it was that upset me or they'd make it right. I've done that for years and it doesn't help. I think guys get off on any kind of reaction, knowing they've made you angry or sad. Now I'd just give them the gift of missing me. Nothing, no reaction, hopefully that would make them think, hmm she can't be that bothered about me or shit she's gonna fuck me off, best make an effort here!"
I think this is what I'll do.
I'm more mad at myself than them. I'm a tit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What do you do if you can't tell someone what you really think of them??!
Write them a message but send it to yourself?
Bash a chocolate orange with a hammer and imagine it's their heart?
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Write them out of your conscience, similar to them not existing.
It works for me. |
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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago
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"What do you do if you can't tell someone what you really think of them??!
Write them a message but send it to yourself?
Bash a chocolate orange with a hammer and imagine it's their heart?
Nothing is worth ruining a Chocolate Orange over. NOTHING. "
Exactly!! |
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I just raise the eyebrow and move on , life is too short and just think, that arse hole has wasted either a minute , minutes, hours, days,months or years of my life ,and yes I still talk to the exes but only if I have too  god I’m going to heaven ! |
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