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over a year ago
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Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.
Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.
Aargh
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.
Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.
Aargh
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If u could record and send us we may be able to help you in finding what u doing wrong 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.
Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.
Aargh
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I am the same! I fear I’m a female lingerie let down. |
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over a year ago
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"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.
Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.
Aargh
If u could record and send us we may be able to help you in finding what u doing wrong
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All you’d see is a fat woman swearing spectacularly. |
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"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.
Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.
Aargh
I am the same! I fear I’m a female lingerie let down. "
Not judging by the profile pic darlin  |
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Ok I’ve got three done but I think I might have broken a rib. Could just be a bad muscle sprain though.
Is it standard to do a year of yoga before attempting the back ones? |
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"Anne Summers hold ups are actually good. I am sturdy of thigh but these stay up for me.( Don't use any lotion on your legs tho or they deffo won't stay up) x"
I fear the oil may have been detrimental to the hold up process
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I feel your pain, it's always a contortionist act to get them on, and I'm pretty flexible.
The worst bit is finally getting the one snapped on, only to find your seams are wonky!
As for hold ups.. Tesco ones are brilliant! |
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I've got massive thighs so really struggle, M&S are good I always attach the suspenders to the stockings then put them on.
But I've just bought some body stockings with cut out stockings if you know what I mean, and I think these are the way forward for me.
Ginger |
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"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.
Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.
Aargh
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I'm more than willing to give you a private lesson. If you agree I'll study YouTube instructional videos while you drive down |
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"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.
Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.
Aargh
I am the same! I fear I’m a female lingerie let down.
Not judging by the profile pic darlin "
Boob scaffolding is easier, it’s the stockings/suspenders I can’t do! Fiddly fuckers.
(Thanks though!) |
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"Ok I’ve got three done but I think I might have broken a rib. Could just be a bad muscle sprain though.
Is it standard to do a year of yoga before attempting the back ones? "
I think to do the back ones alone you need your foot up near your ear somewhere.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.
Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.
Aargh
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I could pop round one evening and help you put them on ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.
Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.
Aargh
I'm more than willing to give you a private lesson. If you agree I'll study YouTube instructional videos while you drive down "
I hope you don’t need YouTube instructional videos for everything  |
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"Ok I’ve got three done but I think I might have broken a rib. Could just be a bad muscle sprain though.
Is it standard to do a year of yoga before attempting the back ones?
I think to do the back ones alone you need your foot up near your ear somewhere. "
Yeah it’s been a while since my foot was near my ear. Sadly. |
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"Hold ups never put cream on legs and always buy correct size . "
This advice earlier would have been splendid. Will follow if I ever forget the pain of the last hour and ever attempt them again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok I’ve got three done but I think I might have broken a rib. Could just be a bad muscle sprain though.
Is it standard to do a year of yoga before attempting the back ones?
I think to do the back ones alone you need your foot up near your ear somewhere. "
I thought that was to remove them |
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"Attach the stockings to the suspender belt before you put them on. You can more or less judge where they need to go and if one's wrong you can adjust it.
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Seriously you need to see my face right now. My mind is blown. What? I can’t fathom. What if they’re attached to a basque? Ok I think I need to reflect on this suggestion, feels like a Krypton Factor challenge. |
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"Anne Summers hold ups are actually good. I am sturdy of thigh but these stay up for me.( Don't use any lotion on your legs tho or they deffo won't stay up) x"
This. They are the best ones. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do mine quite easily whilst sitting
Always put them on the slickest setting then I've they're hooked on I tighten them to go well "
You’re a better woman than me then, that is clear. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got massive thighs so really struggle, M&S are good I always attach the suspenders to the stockings then put them on.
But I've just bought some body stockings with cut out stockings if you know what I mean, and I think these are the way forward for me.
Ginger"
Now then, that sounds more like a plan for me, thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Attach the stockings to the suspender belt before you put them on. You can more or less judge where they need to go and if one's wrong you can adjust it.
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That seems so obvious now you say it. I may need to put mine on now just to try it out |
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"Attach the stockings to the suspender belt before you put them on. You can more or less judge where they need to go and if one's wrong you can adjust it.
Seriously you need to see my face right now. My mind is blown. What? I can’t fathom. What if they’re attached to a basque? Ok I think I need to reflect on this suggestion, feels like a Krypton Factor challenge. "
A basque might be more difficult but I can't see why you couldn't do that too. I never wear stockings with a basque though the suspenders are always too darn long. |
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"I feel your pain, it's always a contortionist act to get them on, and I'm pretty flexible.
The worst bit is finally getting the one snapped on, only to find your seams are wonky!
As for hold ups.. Tesco ones are brilliant! "
Seams!!!! Jesus Christ woman I’m on basic level lingerie uselessness here, seams would send me over the edge lol |
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"Attach the stockings to the suspender belt before you put them on. You can more or less judge where they need to go and if one's wrong you can adjust it.
That seems so obvious now you say it. I may need to put mine on now just to try it out "
I've been doing it for years it saves an awful lot of time and sprained muscles |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Attach the stockings to the suspender belt before you put them on. You can more or less judge where they need to go and if one's wrong you can adjust it.
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beat me to it. I do this after many failed attempts and frustration.
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By (user no longer on site)
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I always manage 3 straps fine, the last is always a bitch and once I do get it done, often by someone else, it pings off every now n then n I have to struggle with it for another 20 minutes!  |
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Yofi stik it body adhesive you get it on amazon is good to keep them up plus don't wear any moisturiser on your legs you can also get hollywood fashion tape great for keeping other clothing in place as well as stockings |
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Seams!!!! Jesus Christ woman I’m on basic level lingerie uselessness here, seams would send me over the edge lol"
It's taken me over 25yrs, and I still get it wrong. Can always do my right leg, the left... I've been known to knock on my neighbours door!
" So as an update, they won’t stay on. I clip them all, make a smug face, move and ‘ping’....
Harrumph I give up and choose gin "
Gin is always the answer |
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"Ok I’ve got three done but I think I might have broken a rib. Could just be a bad muscle sprain though.
Is it standard to do a year of yoga before attempting the back ones? "
Three stockings? Are you from the Isle of Man OP? |
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