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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn!

What's happening to me?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You're turning into a laydee

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By *radleywigginsMan  over a year ago

northwest

Got to love TK Maxx

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You’ve caught the ghey Doc

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You're turning into a laydee "

Noooooo, hold on though, will I start to get messages?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn!

What's happening to me? "

Welcome to the world of a lady!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Imelda Marcos...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Imelda Marcos... "

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hubby has more coats and shoes than me. I have more handbags though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn!

What's happening to me? "

it's when you start buying handbags to match your shoes . that's when you start worrying

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"You're turning into a laydee

Noooooo, hold on though, will I start to get messages? "

Quite possibly yes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn!

What's happening to me? it's when you start buying handbags to match your shoes . that's when you start worrying "

What! Oh crap, I do actually ensure socks match the rest of the ensemble before I go out!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Awkwardly, I have more handbags than shoes! (Long story)

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By *ohnlooking4uMan  over a year ago

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I don't see what the problem is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn!

What's happening to me? it's when you start buying handbags to match your shoes . that's when you start worrying

What! Oh crap, I do actually ensure socks match the rest of the ensemble before I go out! "

Ah . yer fucked . change yer profile to Bi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

More money than sense, as my mother used to say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"More money than sense, as my mother used to say."

Brilliant, I forgot about that, that's now my official excuse!

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn!

What's happening to me? "

You're a flasher?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Awkwardly, I have more handbags than shoes! (Long story)"

You need some gladrags

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Got to love TK Maxx"
nail on the head lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn!

What's happening to me?

You're a flasher?"

I'll have you know the police couldn't, sorry wouldn't, press charges!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You need to make sure you wear at least four different pairs of shoes every day. Take them off and just leave them in every room for someone to trip over, before you wear a new pair. And at least three coats, left draped over a different suitable surface

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You need to make sure you wear at least four different pairs of shoes every day. Take them off and just leave them in every room for someone to trip over, before you wear a new pair. And at least three coats, left draped over a different suitable surface "

Actually, that's not such a stupid idea, because then I'll be more likely to wear them if they're on show rather then being out of the way in the wardrobe, cheers!

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By *s ParisWoman  over a year ago

My Dungeon Room

I need to get shopping I own 2 coats 4 pairs of shoes and 3 handbags

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need to make sure you wear at least four different pairs of shoes every day. Take them off and just leave them in every room for someone to trip over, before you wear a new pair. And at least three coats, left draped over a different suitable surface

Actually, that's not such a stupid idea, because then I'll be more likely to wear them if they're on show rather then being out of the way in the wardrobe, cheers! "

as long as they haven't been booted out of the window for being in the way, perfect idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Imelda Marcos...

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty! "

How many feet do you have?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Imelda Marcos...

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty!

How many feet do you have? "

Before I answer that, how many handbags or pairs of shoes do you have?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You need to make sure you wear at least four different pairs of shoes every day. Take them off and just leave them in every room for someone to trip over, before you wear a new pair. And at least three coats, left draped over a different suitable surface

Actually, that's not such a stupid idea, because then I'll be more likely to wear them if they're on show rather then being out of the way in the wardrobe, cheers!

as long as they haven't been booted out of the window for being in the way, perfect idea "

Oh dear, I sense previous!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Imelda Marcos...

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty!

How many feet do you have?

Before I answer that, how many handbags or pairs of shoes do you have? "

Handbags... 7

Shoes ... 6

Boots.... 6

Sandals 7

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Imelda Marcos...

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty!

How many feet do you have?

Before I answer that, how many handbags or pairs of shoes do you have?

Handbags... 7

Shoes ... 6

Boots.... 6

Sandals 7

"

What a great sport! I have a pair of feet which might explain why so many pairs haven't being worn.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need to make sure you wear at least four different pairs of shoes every day. Take them off and just leave them in every room for someone to trip over, before you wear a new pair. And at least three coats, left draped over a different suitable surface

Actually, that's not such a stupid idea, because then I'll be more likely to wear them if they're on show rather then being out of the way in the wardrobe, cheers!

as long as they haven't been booted out of the window for being in the way, perfect idea

Oh dear, I sense previous! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Imelda Marcos...

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty!

How many feet do you have?

Before I answer that, how many handbags or pairs of shoes do you have?

Handbags... 7

Shoes ... 6

Boots.... 6

Sandals 7

What a great sport! I have a pair of feet which might explain why so many pairs haven't being worn.

"

I work.on a one new purchase means,2 things go. So I'm downsizing.

Charity shop appreciates it and I rotate my clothes more.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your fecking lucky doc...two different wardrobes required here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Imelda Marcos...

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty!

How many feet do you have?

Before I answer that, how many handbags or pairs of shoes do you have?

Handbags... 7

Shoes ... 6

Boots.... 6

Sandals 7

What a great sport! I have a pair of feet which might explain why so many pairs haven't being worn.

I work.on a one new purchase means,2 things go. So I'm downsizing.

Charity shop appreciates it and I rotate my clothes more.

"

You're right,joking apart I had decided to do the same at Sue Ryder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your fecking lucky doc...two different wardrobes required here

"

Well, you're just being greedy!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Your fecking lucky doc...two different wardrobes required here

Well, you're just being greedy! "

That's just to make sure she doesn't get her nickers in a twist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Awkwardly, I have more handbags than shoes! (Long story)"

Part time thief??

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Just cleared out a big bag of heels, sandals and bag's. I love my heels but suspect that you have more than me

A great way to organise/clear out is group by colour. Then pick based on comfort, style and condition. Everything else goes. I did this recently for a friend (secret hoarder) 3 large bin bags of all types of shoes went to the charity shop leaving her still with a full cupboard! I could have got another bag out but didn't argue. It creeps up on you was her excuse

Madame Boo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn!

What's happening to me? "

Are we supposed to be impressed??

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By *ieman300Man  over a year ago

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"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn!

What's happening to me?

Are we supposed to be impressed??"

Don't think so.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn!

What's happening to me? "

You're seeing clothes as a practical investment. I could say the same about band shirts. I'd be lying, but I could say the same.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Imelda Marcos...

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty! "

It's a slippery slope!

One day thirty, before you know it...three thousand

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

12 coats...?. .

I think the number of shoes is a big warning, your feminine side might be coming out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's handbags for me these days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds like your bored . Try going to the pub in your new clothes and shoes you might get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your fecking lucky doc...two different wardrobes required here

Well, you're just being greedy! "

It opens up another avenue

And that's not the fecking back door one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sounds like your bored . Try going to the pub in your new clothes and shoes you might get lucky "

I don't drink!

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