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The Strictly No Dancing and No Fecking Twirling Thread #21
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one " | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one "Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise  | |||
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"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now "Ooh...you're never safe..... | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise "Oh dear..the cats  out of the bag now!  | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise "What's this big fecker?  | |||
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"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now
Ooh...you're never safe..... "You never recognised me as that window fitter did you  | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise
Oh dear..the cats out of the bag now! "Keep that cats arse out off it | |||
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"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now
Ooh...you're never safe.....
You never recognised me as that window fitter did you "I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then! | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise
Oh dear..the cats out of the bag now!
Keep that cats arse out off it "Windmill, windmill, windmill! | |||
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"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now
Ooh...you're never safe.....
You never recognised me as that window fitter did you
I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then! "Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise
Oh dear..the cats out of the bag now!
Keep that cats arse out off it
Windmill, windmill, windmill! "In best max bygraves voice.... Tulips from Amsterdam... | |||
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"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now
Ooh...you're never safe.....
You never recognised me as that window fitter did you
I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!
Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall "Tut..... | |||
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"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now
Ooh...you're never safe.....
You never recognised me as that window fitter did you
I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!
Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall
Tut..... "You wouldn't say that when I draw them | |||
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"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now
Ooh...you're never safe.....
You never recognised me as that window fitter did you
I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!
Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall
Tut.....
You wouldn't say that when I draw them "Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock....  | |||
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"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now
Ooh...you're never safe.....
You never recognised me as that window fitter did you
I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!
Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall
Tut.....
You wouldn't say that when I draw them
Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock.... "Got some new ready made ballroom frocks...seemed a waste of a good pair of curtains  | |||
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"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now
Ooh...you're never safe.....
You never recognised me as that window fitter did you
I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!
Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall
Tut.....
You wouldn't say that when I draw them
Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock....
Got some new ready made ballroom frocks...seemed a waste of a good pair of curtains "Haha! Can I have one? | |||
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"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now
Ooh...you're never safe.....
You never recognised me as that window fitter did you
I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!
Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall
Tut.....
You wouldn't say that when I draw them
Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock....
Got some new ready made ballroom frocks...seemed a waste of a good pair of curtains
Haha! Can I have one? "You'll need to put on a little weight. ..not letting you loose with a sewing machine on them | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise "I've kept mum bout the next bit | |||
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"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now
Ooh...you're never safe.....
You never recognised me as that window fitter did you
I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!
Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall
Tut.....
You wouldn't say that when I draw them
Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock....
Got some new ready made ballroom frocks...seemed a waste of a good pair of curtains
Haha! Can I have one? "meet me down conduit st later behind Stella McCartney s | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit "Spill the beans fecker | |||
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"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now
Ooh...you're never safe.....
You never recognised me as that window fitter did you
I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!
Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall
Tut.....
You wouldn't say that when I draw them
Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock....
Got some new ready made ballroom frocks...seemed a waste of a good pair of curtains
Haha! Can I have one? meet me down conduit st later behind Stella McCartney s"Oooohhhhh I'll have one of them | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker "pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess | |||
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"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now
Ooh...you're never safe.....
You never recognised me as that window fitter did you
I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!
Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall
Tut.....
You wouldn't say that when I draw them
Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock....
Got some new ready made ballroom frocks...seemed a waste of a good pair of curtains
Haha! Can I have one? meet me down conduit st later behind Stella McCartney s
Oooohhhhh I'll have one of them "oi you had Norman Hartwell and Victoria Beckham the other week | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | |||
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"Looks at cosmo and sings whistle down the wind" | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess"Butterfly one do? | |||
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"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now
Ooh...you're never safe.....
You never recognised me as that window fitter did you
I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!
Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall
Tut.....
You wouldn't say that when I draw them
Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock....
Got some new ready made ballroom frocks...seemed a waste of a good pair of curtains
Haha! Can I have one? meet me down conduit st later behind Stella McCartney s
Oooohhhhh I'll have one of them oi you had Norman Hartwell and Victoria Beckham the other week"Ah that's last week's fashion | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "I'll get it out of you | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you "Its samis that wee s alot | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot"Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. "and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot"Haha! I do! | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england"Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.  | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Haha! I do! "We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then. | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm. "Ooh...sounds like fun! | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Haha! I do!
We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then. "I'll bring my fiver ladies with me | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Haha! I do!
We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.
I'll bring my fiver ladies with me "you had better bring the extra plus ones ur gonna need em | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Haha! I do!
We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.
I'll bring my fiver ladies with me you had better bring the extra plus ones ur gonna need em "Ok, no problem, got some in the cupboard! | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Haha! I do!
We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.
I'll bring my fiver ladies with me you had better bring the extra plus ones ur gonna need em
Ok, no problem, got some in the cupboard! "I think Mistress might need some considering what Voddy's got planned for her. | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Haha! I do!
We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.
I'll bring my fiver ladies with me you had better bring the extra plus ones ur gonna need em
Ok, no problem, got some in the cupboard!
I think Mistress might need some considering what Voddy's got planned for her. " | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot"So I've heard  | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. "Come on you...do I need to whip it out off you | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england"Why? all the fecking funny girls seem to be on this thread | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm. "Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Haha! I do!
We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.
I'll bring my fiver ladies with me "Found some cheap in home bargains...only a quid | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Haha! I do!
We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.
I'll bring my fiver ladies with me you had better bring the extra plus ones ur gonna need em "Oh they are thirty bob | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Haha! I do!
We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.
I'll bring my fiver ladies with me you had better bring the extra plus ones ur gonna need em
Ok, no problem, got some in the cupboard! "That was fecking quick | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where "just bring the coffee machine with you | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Haha! I do!
We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.
I'll bring my fiver ladies with me you had better bring the extra plus ones ur gonna need em
Ok, no problem, got some in the cupboard!
I think Mistress might need some considering what Voddy's got planned for her. "How do you think I've found the prices out | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you"Not a fecking chance | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you
Not a fecking chance "Instant coffee for you then fussy knickers | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you
Not a fecking chance Instant coffee for you then fussy knickers"How the feck do you type the spit sound? | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you
Not a fecking chance Instant coffee for you then fussy knickers
How the feck do you type the spit sound? "You could put a cat's bum | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you
Not a fecking chance Instant coffee for you then fussy knickers
How the feck do you type the spit sound?
You could put a cat's bum "Tulips...I'll say no more | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you
Not a fecking chance Instant coffee for you then fussy knickers
How the feck do you type the spit sound?
You could put a cat's bum
Tulips...I'll say no more "thats a first | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you
Not a fecking chance Instant coffee for you then fussy knickers
How the feck do you type the spit sound?
You could put a cat's bum
Tulips...I'll say no more thats a first "Feck off you | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you
Not a fecking chance Instant coffee for you then fussy knickers
How the feck do you type the spit sound?
You could put a cat's bum
Tulips...I'll say no more thats a first
Feck off you "charming | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where "I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr. | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr. "the only things illuminated will be her drawers | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr. "Blackgang chine IOW ...got it!...but my little car won't make that | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr. the only things illuminated will be her drawers "And I'm not fetching my bedroom furniture ffs | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
Blackgang chine IOW ...got it!...but my little car won't make that "thats ok get a num 9 from ryde to newport and change there | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
Blackgang chine IOW ...got it!...but my little car won't make that thats ok get a num 9 from ryde to newport and change there"Big feck gap in between here and Ryde..have you both a ticket to Ryde? | |||
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"Got not both ffs" you can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft | |||
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"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft " Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water | |||
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"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water "Mine does | |||
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"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water Mine does "Have you double checked it's not a bloody dog | |||
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"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water Mine does
Have you double checked it's not a bloody dog "deff a kitty | |||
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"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water Mine does
Have you double checked it's not a bloody dog deff a kitty "Hmmm after close inspection of its ass...I'd tend to agree | |||
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"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water Mine does
Have you double checked it's not a bloody dog deff a kitty
Hmmm after close inspection of its ass...I'd tend to agree "wonders where samis is | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr. "And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom | |||
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"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water Mine does
Have you double checked it's not a bloody dog deff a kitty
Hmmm after close inspection of its ass...I'd tend to agree wonders where samis is "Hello!! | |||
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"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water Mine does
Have you double checked it's not a bloody dog deff a kitty
Hmmm after close inspection of its ass...I'd tend to agree wonders where samis is
Hello!! "ah ther you are | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom "Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom "Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom"Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one! Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off "your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off "I need to keep my beady on you two | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two "your what | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what" | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what "Is that a beady necklace?
Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what
Is that a beady necklace?
Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again "Eye! Ffs And I can't dance in them fecking heels | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what
Is that a beady necklace?
Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again
Eye! Ffs
And I can't dance in them fecking heels "Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what
Is that a beady necklace?
Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again
Eye! Ffs
And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing "And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what
Is that a beady necklace?
Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again
Eye! Ffs
And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing
And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either "you wont be riding a big one | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what
Is that a beady necklace?
Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again
Eye! Ffs
And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing
And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one"I'm fecking stumped | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what
Is that a beady necklace?
Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again
Eye! Ffs
And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing
And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one
I'm fecking stumped"you have till I get home to think | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off "Better out than in | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
Better out than in "That _oddys up to no fecking good | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
Better out than in
That _oddys up to no fecking good "Hehe! | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in." Morning Paul! xx | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
Better out than in
That _oddys up to no fecking good
Hehe! "It's not laughing matter | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in." Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things  | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Morning Paul! xx"Hi _amiss | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things "I'm doing ok so far, I have to be. Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things
I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.
Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed"That's good mate...you need to take as much support as is available to you. You know where I am if needed mate | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
Better out than in
That _oddys up to no fecking good
Hehe!
It's not laughing matter " | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things
I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.
Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed"That's a great move, Paul! | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things
I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.
Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed
That's good mate...you need to take as much support as is available to you.
You know where I am if needed mate "Kids are pretty resilient, and even tho they are only 3&6 they are mentally/emotionally mature/tough, I'm more worried about the ex, and she already has professional support in place from all the shit I've put her through a year ago. Thank you mistress, I really appreciate it | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things
I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.
Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed
That's a great move, Paul! "Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things
I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.
Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed
That's a great move, Paul!
Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us"Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you. | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things
I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.
Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed
That's a great move, Paul!
Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us
Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you. "I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things
I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.
Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed
That's a great move, Paul!
Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us
Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.
I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much "Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family. There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things
I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.
Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed
That's a great move, Paul!
Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us
Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.
I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much
Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family.
There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx"I know, I need to be as well as I can be to support them all, I'll get what help I can for myself, to help them, they don't have anybody else, and even tho I've avoided the ex for the last 5 months, I can't let her down when she needs me. | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things
I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.
Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed
That's a great move, Paul!
Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us
Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.
I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much
Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family.
There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx
I know, I need to be as well as I can be to support them all, I'll get what help I can for myself, to help them, they don't have anybody else, and even tho I've avoided the ex for the last 5 months, I can't let her down when she needs me."Well done you and for looking after your ex, she is still the children's mummy, so they need her well, too. | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things
I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.
Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed
That's a great move, Paul!
Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us
Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.
I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much
Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family.
There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx
I know, I need to be as well as I can be to support them all, I'll get what help I can for myself, to help them, they don't have anybody else, and even tho I've avoided the ex for the last 5 months, I can't let her down when she needs me.
Well done you and for looking after your ex, she is still the children's mummy, so they need her well, too. "That's just how/who I am, I'm devastated for her and can't watch her cope alone | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things
I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.
Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed
That's a great move, Paul!
Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us
Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.
I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much
Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family.
There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx
I know, I need to be as well as I can be to support them all, I'll get what help I can for myself, to help them, they don't have anybody else, and even tho I've avoided the ex for the last 5 months, I can't let her down when she needs me.
Well done you and for looking after your ex, she is still the children's mummy, so they need her well, too.
That's just how/who I am, I'm devastated for her and can't watch her cope alone "Bless you Paul, you are obviously a great support for all of your family, they are very lucky. | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things
I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.
Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed
That's a great move, Paul!
Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us
Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.
I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much
Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family.
There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx
I know, I need to be as well as I can be to support them all, I'll get what help I can for myself, to help them, they don't have anybody else, and even tho I've avoided the ex for the last 5 months, I can't let her down when she needs me.
Well done you and for looking after your ex, she is still the children's mummy, so they need her well, too.
That's just how/who I am, I'm devastated for her and can't watch her cope alone
Bless you Paul, you are obviously a great support for all of your family, they are very lucky. "Only in case of emergency, the rest of the time im a drain | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what
Is that a beady necklace?
Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again
Eye! Ffs
And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing
And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one
I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think "you thought yet | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what
Is that a beady necklace?
Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again
Eye! Ffs
And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing
And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one
I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think you thought yet
"Haven't a fecking clue | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what
Is that a beady necklace?
Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again
Eye! Ffs
And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing
And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one
I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think you thought yet
Haven't a fecking clue "I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what
Is that a beady necklace?
Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again
Eye! Ffs
And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing
And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one
I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think you thought yet
Haven't a fecking clue
I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy "well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what
Is that a beady necklace?
Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again
Eye! Ffs
And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing
And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one
I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think you thought yet
Haven't a fecking clue
I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy "Went on the bullet at flamingo land Never opened my fecking eyes once it set off | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what
Is that a beady necklace?
Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again
Eye! Ffs
And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing
And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one
I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think you thought yet
Haven't a fecking clue
I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs"Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what
Is that a beady necklace?
Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again
Eye! Ffs
And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing
And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one
I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think you thought yet
Haven't a fecking clue
I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs
Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you "wont be afterwards evil chuckle | |||
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" I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs
Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle"Feck it I'm off | |||
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" I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs
Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle
Feck it I'm off
"off where | |||
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" I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs
Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle
Feck it I'm off
off where"Anywhere but bloody blackpool | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things
I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.
Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed
That's a great move, Paul!
Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us
Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.
I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much
Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family.
There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx
I know, I need to be as well as I can be to support them all, I'll get what help I can for myself, to help them, they don't have anybody else, and even tho I've avoided the ex for the last 5 months, I can't let her down when she needs me.
Well done you and for looking after your ex, she is still the children's mummy, so they need her well, too.
That's just how/who I am, I'm devastated for her and can't watch her cope alone
Bless you Paul, you are obviously a great support for all of your family, they are very lucky.
Only in case of emergency, the rest of the time im a drain "Hey, you're obviously there when you need to be. xx | |||
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" I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs
Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle
Feck it I'm off
off where
Anywhere but bloody blackpool "ok bognor thats gods waiting room | |||
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" I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs
Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle
Feck it I'm off
off where
Anywhere but bloody blackpool "Just want to say I have danced in the tower ballroom | |||
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Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle
Feck it I'm off
off where
Anywhere but bloody blackpool ok bognor thats gods waiting room"Where's that? It's nowhere near whitby | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol" Fabulous, my father and I had a dance school many years ago and we had a weekend coach trip with our students to see the lights. We went up the tower and then danced in the ballroom to the organist. Loved it, best floor I've ever danced on! | |||
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" I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs
Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle
Feck it I'm off
off where
Anywhere but bloody blackpool ok bognor thats gods waiting room
Where's that? It's nowhere near whitby " | |||
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" I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs
Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle
Feck it I'm off
off where
Anywhere but bloody blackpool
Just want to say I have danced in the tower ballroom "I bet you fecked the floor with your puddles | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol" Oi I don't want to hear about that | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Fabulous, my father and I had a dance school many years ago and we had a weekend coach trip with our students to see the lights. We went up the tower and then danced in the ballroom to the organist. Loved it, best floor I've ever danced on! "Till you fecked it | |||
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"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one
Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit
Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot
Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england
Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.
Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where
I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.
And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom
Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom
Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!
Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off
I need to keep my beady on you two your what
Is that a beady necklace?
Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again
Eye! Ffs
And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing
And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one
I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think you thought yet
Haven't a fecking clue
I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy
Went on the bullet at flamingo land
Never opened my fecking eyes once it set off "I was the same on the black hole at Alton towers, and it's pitch black in there | |||
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"Morning everybody. Just checking in. Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things
I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.
Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed
That's a great move, Paul!
Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us
Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.
I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much
Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family.
There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx
I know, I need to be as well as I can be to support them all, I'll get what help I can for myself, to help them, they don't have anybody else, and even tho I've avoided the ex for the last 5 months, I can't let her down when she needs me.
Well done you and for looking after your ex, she is still the children's mummy, so they need her well, too.
That's just how/who I am, I'm devastated for her and can't watch her cope alone
Bless you Paul, you are obviously a great support for all of your family, they are very lucky.
Only in case of emergency, the rest of the time im a drain
Hey, you're obviously there when you need to be. xx"I somehow produce an inner strength at times of need, only lasts a couple of weeks tho | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Fabulous, my father and I had a dance school many years ago and we had a weekend coach trip with our students to see the lights. We went up the tower and then danced in the ballroom to the organist. Loved it, best floor I've ever danced on! "As a young child on holiday I went into the tower ballroom and saw the organ rise from below the stage | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol" Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out..... | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out....." I think he stumbled on the wrong fecking thread....just give him a yellow card this time | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out..... I think he stumbled on the wrong fecking thread....just give him a yellow card this time "Okay, I'll see if we can entice him with some glittery shoes back to where he belongs | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out..... I think he stumbled on the wrong fecking thread....just give him a yellow card this time
Okay, I'll see if we can entice him with some glittery shoes back to where he belongs "Oi don't go fecking overboard | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out....." hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey "Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Fabulous, my father and I had a dance school many years ago and we had a weekend coach trip with our students to see the lights. We went up the tower and then danced in the ballroom to the organist. Loved it, best floor I've ever danced on!
As a young child on holiday I went into the tower ballroom and saw the organ rise from below the stage "It's a fabulous place, I loved it | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey "Haha! | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey
Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach "Haha, the giveaway was the 4 legs | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey
Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach
Haha, the giveaway was the 4 legs "And it was the big shitty tail she had hold off | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey
Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach
Haha, the giveaway was the 4 legs
And it was the big shitty tail she had hold off "Blurgh!!! Not as clean as a cat's windmill! | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey
Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach
Haha, the giveaway was the 4 legs
And it was the big shitty tail she had hold off
Blurgh!!! Not as clean as a cat's windmill! "Nope...if only she smelt her hand eh | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey
Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach
Haha, the giveaway was the 4 legs
And it was the big shitty tail she had hold off
Blurgh!!! Not as clean as a cat's windmill!
Nope...if only she smelt her hand eh "Maybe she has a bad cold so won't be able to smell anything | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey
Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach
Haha, the giveaway was the 4 legs
And it was the big shitty tail she had hold off
Blurgh!!! Not as clean as a cat's windmill!
Nope...if only she smelt her hand eh
Maybe she has a bad cold so won't be able to smell anything "Poor bugger {{{jakemans }}} | |||
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"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey
Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach
Haha, the giveaway was the 4 legs
And it was the big shitty tail she had hold off
Blurgh!!! Not as clean as a cat's windmill!
Nope...if only she smelt her hand eh
Maybe she has a bad cold so won't be able to smell anything
Poor bugger {{{jakemans }}} "Love jakemans! | |||
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Love jakemans! "They work better then ventolin | |||
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Love jakemans!
They work better then ventolin "Gosh, didn't know that. | |||
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"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo "Hi Voddy! | |||
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Love jakemans!
They work better then ventolin
Gosh, didn't know that. "Full of good tips me | |||
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"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo "You two need separating ffs | |||
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"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo "I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute | |||
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"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo
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"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo
I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute "Cute? ...the fecker stank to high heaven | |||
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" Poor bugger {{{jakemans }}}
Love jakemans!
They work better then ventolin
Gosh, didn't know that.
Full of good tips me "You are the font of all knowledge, Mistress | |||
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"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo
I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute
Cute? ...the fecker stank to high heaven "And he had a silly straw hat on | |||
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"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo
I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute "wasn't he just he remindeed me of someone | |||
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"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo
I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute wasn't he just he remindeed me of someone"Doh....! | |||
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" Poor bugger {{{jakemans }}}
Love jakemans!
They work better then ventolin
Gosh, didn't know that.
Full of good tips me
You are the font of all knowledge, Mistress "Recognition.. yes yes yes | |||
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"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo
I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute
Cute? ...the fecker stank to high heaven
And he had a silly straw hat on "Did you smell it's bloody breath? | |||
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"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo
I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute wasn't he just he remindeed me of someone"I hope your not fecking calling me a ass | |||
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"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo
I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute wasn't he just he remindeed me of someone
I hope your not fecking calling me a ass "Dangles a carrot | |||
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"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo
I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute wasn't he just he remindeed me of someone
I hope your not fecking calling me a ass Dangles a carrot "I love raw carrots | |||
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"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo
I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute wasn't he just he remindeed me of someone
I hope your not fecking calling me a ass "your fecking stubbon like one | |||
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"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo
I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute wasn't he just he remindeed me of someone
I hope your not fecking calling me a ass your fecking stubbon like one "That's a fecking mule | |||
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