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over a year ago
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Sober as a sober thing also...
It also turns out that despite not being a big drinker I apparently can't seem to get tipsy any more.
I went on a jolly a few weeks ago and despite consuming a lot of booze, I was still not remotely tipsy.. Hangover was real enough though... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sober as a sober thing also...
It also turns out that despite not being a big drinker I apparently can't seem to get tipsy any more.
I went on a jolly a few weeks ago and despite consuming a lot of booze, I was still not remotely tipsy.. Hangover was real enough though... "
If your not getting anything but a hangover. ..it's a waste of fecking money  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sober as a sober thing also...
It also turns out that despite not being a big drinker I apparently can't seem to get tipsy any more.
I went on a jolly a few weeks ago and despite consuming a lot of booze, I was still not remotely tipsy.. Hangover was real enough though...
If your not getting anything but a hangover. ..it's a waste of fecking money "
I agree, luckily it wasn't my money ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sober as a sober thing also...
It also turns out that despite not being a big drinker I apparently can't seem to get tipsy any more.
I went on a jolly a few weeks ago and despite consuming a lot of booze, I was still not remotely tipsy.. Hangover was real enough though...
If your not getting anything but a hangover. ..it's a waste of fecking money
I agree, luckily it wasn't my money ! "
Wise girl  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hardly drink.
I will have a drink with the veterans tomorrow morning.
^^^^but most weekends I don't drink...
I used to.. but I don't enjoy it anymore."
If you don't enjoy it...leave it as it's pointless mate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone needs, I know a perfect method to prevent yourselves getting a hangover after a heavy night drinking (doesn't include anything sexual)"
Don't drink alcohol! |
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haha, ok so buy the sachets of diarolyte (whatever it's called) and mix a few of those with a bottle of water and consume, it hydrates you and puts all the salts back in you. No headache, sober wooo! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"haha, ok so buy the sachets of diarolyte (whatever it's called) and mix a few of those with a bottle of water and consume, it hydrates you and puts all the salts back in you. No headache, sober wooo!"
I'll stick with steely's reply  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"haha, ok so buy the sachets of diarolyte (whatever it's called) and mix a few of those with a bottle of water and consume, it hydrates you and puts all the salts back in you. No headache, sober wooo!
I'll stick with steely's reply "
*fist bump*  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"haha, ok so buy the sachets of diarolyte (whatever it's called) and mix a few of those with a bottle of water and consume, it hydrates you and puts all the salts back in you. No headache, sober wooo!
I'll stick with steely's reply
*fist bump* "
You'll do for me steely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wasted last night. Just a few cheeky glasses tonight 
Give it up....you'll be a size 8
I like it though 
I’ll quit food. "
Sex or drink? That's the question  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Long Long day & bloody cold, I may have had several (ok about 10) large ports to warm myself up... I may now be a tad squiffy "
I've got to admit...I have a liking for squiffy women |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm on my 2nd pint, so still sober here, but the night is still relatively young. Ask me again in about 4 hours after Brother Dave has turned up armed with 2 bottles of cider  "
Is that real cider or ethanol? |
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"Long Long day & bloody cold, I may have had several (ok about 10) large ports to warm myself up... I may now be a tad squiffy
I've got to admit...I have a liking for squiffy women "
I do squiffy, very well! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wasted last night. Just a few cheeky glasses tonight
Give it up....you'll be a size 8
I like it though
I’ll quit food.
Sex or drink? That's the question "
I like sex more so sex.
God I could do with a damn good ass fucking
Did I just say that out loud? |
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"I'm on my 2nd pint, so still sober here, but the night is still relatively young. Ask me again in about 4 hours after Brother Dave has turned up armed with 2 bottles of cider
Is that real cider or ethanol?"
Ha ha, I used to drink white cider at home cos it was cheap and at 7.5% got me pissed cheaply. Ma ex used to say to me, "That's not seen an apple in its life"
I used to reply, "That's fair enough, but you drink red top milk, and that's never seen a cow in its life" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Long Long day & bloody cold, I may have had several (ok about 10) large ports to warm myself up... I may now be a tad squiffy
I've got to admit...I have a liking for squiffy women
I do squiffy, very well! "
I know a girl like that...best tipsy ever |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wasted last night. Just a few cheeky glasses tonight
Give it up....you'll be a size 8
I like it though
I’ll quit food.
Sex or drink? That's the question
I like sex more so sex.
God I could do with a damn good ass fucking
Did I just say that out loud? "
I'll keep it to meself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm on my 2nd pint, so still sober here, but the night is still relatively young. Ask me again in about 4 hours after Brother Dave has turned up armed with 2 bottles of cider
Is that real cider or ethanol?
Ha ha, I used to drink white cider at home cos it was cheap and at 7.5% got me pissed cheaply. Ma ex used to say to me, "That's not seen an apple in its life"
I used to reply, "That's fair enough, but you drink red top milk, and that's never seen a cow in its life" "
Good come back |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nope had 3 very strong cocktails, will regret it in the morning  "
I've been told you can't beat a bit of cock....tails.
Not that I would know of course |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yup. School night. 
Bloody hell...does your mam know your on here
Of course. She recommended the site.  "
I think there's a thread that would suit you here tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning Folks... How's everyone's heads this morning? X"
I’m regretting it now, can’t get warm, can’t sleep have a thirst but can’t move without the drums going off in my head |
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"Morning Folks... How's everyone's heads this morning? X
I’m regretting it now, can’t get warm, can’t sleep have a thirst but can’t move without the drums going off in my head "
Aaah no x sending soft gentle hugs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, how I pity you slaves to the fermented juice! "
A sober person is only going to be the most exciting i'm ever going to watch them.
The only thing better than watching someone tipsy, is getting tipsy with them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh, how I pity you slaves to the fermented juice!
A sober person is only going to be the most exciting i'm ever going to watch them.
The only thing better than watching someone tipsy, is getting tipsy with them. "
Never mind all that shite...how's your fecking head this morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh, how I pity you slaves to the fermented juice!
A sober person is only going to be the most exciting i'm ever going to watch them.
The only thing better than watching someone tipsy, is getting tipsy with them.
Never mind all that shite...how's your fecking head this morning "
I said tipsy, not shitfaced. |
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"Long Long day & bloody cold, I may have had several (ok about 10) large ports to warm myself up... I may now be a tad squiffy
I've got to admit...I have a liking for squiffy women
I do squiffy, very well!
I know a girl like that...best tipsy ever "
Hic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Long Long day & bloody cold, I may have had several (ok about 10) large ports to warm myself up... I may now be a tad squiffy
I've got to admit...I have a liking for squiffy women
I do squiffy, very well!
I know a girl like that...best tipsy ever
Hic "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sober
This is a very strange feeling 
Are you telling fecking porkies?
You may beat me if I am 
On the wall "
Sod off. I’d rip your rings out. Your diy sucks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sober
This is a very strange feeling
Are you telling fecking porkies?
You may beat me if I am
On the wall
Sod off. I’d rip your rings out. Your diy sucks "
Not a chance...maybe when you had a little more meat on you
Not a chance now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I may now be on my third one, or is it the fourth?
Don't ask me...I didn't see you start
You mean that wasn't you peaking through my blinds?
Damn! "
It wasn't me! Honest I fell asleep |
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PS. ..I'm fecking stone cold 