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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So I recently used the line “Is heaven missing an angle? Because you are acute”

The reply I got suggests she just didn’t get it

Anyone know of any other play on words chat up lines?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you believe in love at first site?

It only works for tradesman wearing hard hats on the first day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I recently used the line “Is heaven missing an angle? Because you are acute”

The reply I got suggests she just didn’t get it

Anyone know of any other play on words chat up lines?"

Smooth words, Slice of Pythagoras.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So I recently used the line “Is heaven missing an angle? Because you are acute”

The reply I got suggests she just didn’t get it

Anyone know of any other play on words chat up lines?

Smooth words, Slice of Pythagoras.

You are really impressing me with these username puns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I recently used the line “Is heaven missing an angle? Because you are acute”

The reply I got suggests she just didn’t get it

Anyone know of any other play on words chat up lines?

Smooth words, Slice of Pythagoras.

You are really impressing me with these username puns

As long as I’m not being obtuse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I had a penny for everytime you were on mind, I’d have a penny - because you never left.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you were a Dr Seuss book, you’d be Green Eggs and Damn!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"So I recently used the line “Is heaven missing an angle? Because you are acute”

The reply I got suggests she just didn’t get it

Anyone know of any other play on words chat up lines?"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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If you were a fruit you would be a fineapple

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By *ilent.KnightMan over a year ago

Swindon

Are you a beaver? Because dam.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're making it hard for me.... but I can't hold it against you...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in any longer.

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By *ilent.KnightMan over a year ago

Swindon

"My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in any longer."
it just runs and runs ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like a raisin? Well how about an erection?

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I got this the other day - You remind me of a door, I want to slam you over and over

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"So I recently used the line “Is heaven missing an angle? Because you are acute”

The reply I got suggests she just didn’t get it

Anyone know of any other play on words chat up lines?"

I feel like you should change your name to "slice of Pi" after this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving."

I tried to drown my sorrows... but she learned how to swim...

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"If I had a penny for everytime you were on mind, I’d have a penny - because you never left.

That's a good one.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Asking the women in the office if they fancy a cream pie at lunchtime

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you were a fruit you would be a fineapple"

And if you was a vegetable, you would be a cutecumber

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Loving this thread

Sorry, nothing to add ... I'll leave that to my witty hubby.

Nita

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By *appyhumper123Man over a year ago

hull

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you a parking ticket?

Because you've got fine written all over you!

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By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"So I recently used the line “Is heaven missing an angle? Because you are acute”

The reply I got suggests she just didn’t get it

Anyone know of any other play on words chat up lines?

Smooth words, Slice of Pythagoras.

You are really impressing me with these username puns

As long as I’m not being obtuse.

Oh. My. God. I just fell in love.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in any longer."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or alternatively, and somewhat more risque...

Are you a parking ticket?

Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in any longer.

Lol

If that doesn't get you laid. Nothing will

Advice for single men....

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