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over a year ago
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Would I like breakfast in bed? She asks. I’ll just let the dogs out and you start it off, she says....
Now here I am putting the finishing touches to the fry up and she’s back in bed!!!
Conned again!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m naming this breakfast ‘the heart stopper’. I’ve fried everything in butter. There’s a good chance our hearts will stop before we’ve eaten it all "
Make me some?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m naming this breakfast ‘the heart stopper’. I’ve fried everything in butter. There’s a good chance our hearts will stop before we’ve eaten it all
Make me some? "
I may as well. It’s like a production line here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could do with some stodge. Instead I'll just eat my Grapefruit pretending it's a sausage.
I can't remember the last time I had breakfast in bed. It would be so nice  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could do with some stodge. Instead I'll just eat my Grapefruit pretending it's a sausage.
I can't remember the last time I had breakfast in bed. It would be so nice "
Well I’ve got breakfast in bed I guess! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't seem to get out of bed this morning .. I've tried but I can't !! Someone kick my ass out of bed !
Steel toes or barefoot?"
Ooo. You have an evil twist in you  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll pass on your wife's kind offer. I'm in the bath. Don't want soggy sausage.
I make a breakfast oven dish as I hate frying food.
I chuck eggs sausage bacon beans mushrooms and hash browns in an oven dish n shove it in the oven. Takes about 40 mins to cook but I eat it outta the dish so there's little washing up.
Ptu xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll pass on your wife's kind offer. I'm in the bath. Don't want soggy sausage.
I make a breakfast oven dish as I hate frying food.
I chuck eggs sausage bacon beans mushrooms and hash browns in an oven dish n shove it in the oven. Takes about 40 mins to cook but I eat it outta the dish so there's little washing up.
Ptu xxx "
Sounds healthy..... and a bit shit.
A fry up needs to be seriously bad for you to be really good.  |
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"I can't seem to get out of bed this morning .. I've tried but I can't !! Someone kick my ass out of bed !
Steel toes or barefoot?
Ooo. You have an evil twist in you .
She is evil !!! "
I'm innocent I tell thee, innocent 
I've boiled the kettle 3 times and still not managed to make a brew. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll pass on your wife's kind offer. I'm in the bath. Don't want soggy sausage.
I make a breakfast oven dish as I hate frying food.
I chuck eggs sausage bacon beans mushrooms and hash browns in an oven dish n shove it in the oven. Takes about 40 mins to cook but I eat it outta the dish so there's little washing up.
Ptu xxx
Sounds healthy..... and a bit shit.
A fry up needs to be seriously bad for you to be really good. "
Yes does sound shit but when you set the fire alarm off for the whole building weekly it gets a bit embarrassing. xxc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't seem to get out of bed this morning .. I've tried but I can't !! Someone kick my ass out of bed !
Steel toes or barefoot?
Ooo. You have an evil twist in you .
She is evil !!!
I'm innocent I tell thee, innocent
I've boiled the kettle 3 times and still not managed to make a brew."
I’ve had four coffees in three hours.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll pass on your wife's kind offer. I'm in the bath. Don't want soggy sausage.
I make a breakfast oven dish as I hate frying food.
I chuck eggs sausage bacon beans mushrooms and hash browns in an oven dish n shove it in the oven. Takes about 40 mins to cook but I eat it outta the dish so there's little washing up.
Ptu xxx
Sounds healthy..... and a bit shit.
A fry up needs to be seriously bad for you to be really good.
Yes does sound shit but when you set the fire alarm off for the whole building weekly it gets a bit embarrassing. xxc"
Fire alarm? I thought that was just an indicator that tea was ready |
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"I got told if I want breakfast in bed I should sleep in the kitchen 
My breakfasts come with a blow job too.  "
Am I just being optomistic or was that an offer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll pass on your wife's kind offer. I'm in the bath. Don't want soggy sausage.
I make a breakfast oven dish as I hate frying food.
I chuck eggs sausage bacon beans mushrooms and hash browns in an oven dish n shove it in the oven. Takes about 40 mins to cook but I eat it outta the dish so there's little washing up.
Ptu xxx
Sounds healthy..... and a bit shit.
A fry up needs to be seriously bad for you to be really good.
Yes does sound shit but when you set the fire alarm off for the whole building weekly it gets a bit embarrassing. xxc
Fire alarm? I thought that was just an indicator that tea was ready "
hahaha not in this building. xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I got told if I want breakfast in bed I should sleep in the kitchen
My breakfasts come with a blow job too.
Am I just being optomistic or was that an offer? "
If I were to be making you breakfast it would, of course, be on the menu |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got told if I want breakfast in bed I should sleep in the kitchen
My breakfasts come with a blow job too.
Am I just being optomistic or was that an offer?
If I were to be making you breakfast it would, of course, be on the menu "
Talk about making it impossible for a guy to say no!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I got told if I want breakfast in bed I should sleep in the kitchen
My breakfasts come with a blow job too.
Am I just being optomistic or was that an offer?
If I were to be making you breakfast it would, of course, be on the menu
Talk about making it impossible for a guy to say no!!!"
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Could really go for bacon and eggs right now...
Peach x
