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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

If you could choose to come back as anyone or anyTHING........

whatwhowould it be ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you could choose to come back as anyone or anyTHING........

whatwhowould it be ?"

i would come back as me in marilyn monroes face and body...........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mains powered dildo

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

a vampire

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

OMG.... you mean we have to come back!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"OMG.... you mean we have to come back!

No but if you HAD to .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG.... you mean we have to come back!

You can cum more than once you know!

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"OMG.... you mean we have to come back!

You can cum more than once you know!

Indeed I do know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG.... you mean we have to come back!

You can cum more than once you know!

Indeed I do know

Any mints spare?

Will slurp in situ if they don't come off

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"OMG.... you mean we have to come back!

No but if you HAD to ..... "

Someone really strong ..... so I could hang on to the door frame and refuse to come back in.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"OMG.... you mean we have to come back!

No but if you HAD to .....

Someone really strong ..... so I could hang on to the door frame and refuse to come back in."

Are you any good at blocking draughts. It's nearly winter.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"OMG.... you mean we have to come back!

You can cum more than once you know!

Indeed I do know

Any mints spare?

Will slurp in situ if they don't come off

Oh they won't be coming off.... not until they go through the spin cycle.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Audrey Hepburn

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"OMG.... you mean we have to come back!

No but if you HAD to .....

Someone really strong ..... so I could hang on to the door frame and refuse to come back in.

Are you any good at blocking draughts. It's nearly winter."

What do you care? You'll be on the bus with your carrot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG.... you mean we have to come back!

You can cum more than once you know!

Indeed I do know

Any mints spare?

Will slurp in situ if they don't come off

Oh they won't be coming off.... not until they go through the spin cycle."

Well as you asked i could but i have a back twinge so you would only get 30 - 40 spins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granny crumpet xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"OMG.... you mean we have to come back!

No but if you HAD to .....

Someone really strong ..... so I could hang on to the door frame and refuse to come back in.

Are you any good at blocking draughts. It's nearly winter.

What do you care? You'll be on the bus with your carrot."

Well I need a return ticket to the Ghobi and a f'n huge carrot.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Granny crumpet xx

You only want to be me so you can wobble your own boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The saddle on a lady's bike

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The saddle on a lady's bike

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beat me to it

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By *ondafirestormMan over a year ago

heckington

A woman lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granny crumpet xx

You only want to be me so you can wobble your own boobs."

I can do that anyway xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Granny crumpet xx

You only want to be me so you can wobble your own boobs.

I can do that anyway xx

Yes...but they'd be my boobs..Stop confusing the issue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd come back as a dolphin.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I'd come back as a dolphin. "

Why ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd come back as a dolphin.

Why ?"

Because they are very clever, they have sex for fun and love playing together and frolicking in the sea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a man

just to get a true _iew on the other perspective

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i would also have to come back as a vampire. Tammie xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I'd come back as a dolphin.

Why ?

Because they are very clever, they have sex for fun and love playing together and frolicking in the sea.

All that tuna tho ....

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

i would come back as granda crumpet.

just so i could sit and watch you doing the ironing.

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