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Flirt outrageously here...part 13

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We revived the last one so let's make this one go with a bang or twenty

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"We revived the last one so let's make this one go with a bang or twenty

With a bang or with bangers?

Part 12 seemed very sausage oriented..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loves a bang every now and then

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By *igerlilycubWoman over a year ago

Lancashire

How do you flirt?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you flirt?

Be yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you flirt?

Send a private pic to the person below.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loves a bang every now and then

Not had a bang for bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn. I'm a shite flirt so wouldn't know what to do in here

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By *igerlilycubWoman over a year ago

Lancashire

"How do you flirt?

Send a private pic to the person below.

Lmaooo

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*waves from the corner of the new thread*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We revived the last one so let's make this one go with a bang or twenty

With a bang or with bangers?

Part 12 seemed very sausage oriented.. "

I love a thick meaty sausage

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By *igerlilycubWoman over a year ago

Lancashire

Can't beat a bit of sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How to flirt? Can some one teach me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flirting? I'm not into that

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

Haha! I will go sit on the bench then with my sausage

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

Haha! I will go sit on the bench then with my sausage

See what happens I come out of my corner and everyone leaves

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

Haha! I will go sit on the bench then with my sausage

Is your sausage thick and meaty?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooooh naughty

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

Haha! I will go sit on the bench then with my sausage

Is your sausage thick and meaty?

Wouldn't you like to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooooooh naughty "

Why? He's a butcher isn't he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

Haha! I will go sit on the bench then with my sausage

Is your sausage thick and meaty?

Wouldn't you like to know

I would ... I'm hungry for a bit of late night meaty sausage

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

Haha! I will go sit on the bench then with my sausage

Is your sausage thick and meaty?

Wouldn't you like to know

I would ... I'm hungry for a bit of late night meaty sausage

Tee hee! Maybe I'll have to send you a pic then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

Haha! I will go sit on the bench then with my sausage

Is your sausage thick and meaty?

Wouldn't you like to know

I would ... I'm hungry for a bit of late night meaty sausage

Tee hee! Maybe I'll have to send you a pic then

Hope it's not a Tesco value one?

I prefer thick, meaty butchers ones ... with or without gravy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's this all about

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

Haha! I will go sit on the bench then with my sausage

Is your sausage thick and meaty?

Wouldn't you like to know

I would ... I'm hungry for a bit of late night meaty sausage

Tee hee! Maybe I'll have to send you a pic then

Hope it's not a Tesco value one?

I prefer thick, meaty butchers ones ... with or without gravy

Or a cocktail sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's this all about

Sausages

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

Haha! I will go sit on the bench then with my sausage

Is your sausage thick and meaty?

Wouldn't you like to know

I would ... I'm hungry for a bit of late night meaty sausage

Tee hee! Maybe I'll have to send you a pic then

Hope it's not a Tesco value one?

I prefer thick, meaty butchers ones ... with or without gravy

Or a cocktail sausage

Don't like those ... no taste

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cumberland?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

Haha! I will go sit on the bench then with my sausage

Is your sausage thick and meaty?

Wouldn't you like to know

I would ... I'm hungry for a bit of late night meaty sausage

Tee hee! Maybe I'll have to send you a pic then

Hope it's not a Tesco value one?

I prefer thick, meaty butchers ones ... with or without gravy

Or a cocktail sausage

Don't like those ... no taste

Well it isn't a cocktail sausage

I've got one with better flavour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you flirt?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you flirt?

Bad jokes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cumberland?"

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

Haha! I will go sit on the bench then with my sausage

Is your sausage thick and meaty?

Wouldn't you like to know

I would ... I'm hungry for a bit of late night meaty sausage

Tee hee! Maybe I'll have to send you a pic then

Hope it's not a Tesco value one?

I prefer thick, meaty butchers ones ... with or without gravy

Or a cocktail sausage

Don't like those ... no taste

Well it isn't a cocktail sausage

I've got one with better flavour

Herbs??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

Haha! I will go sit on the bench then with my sausage

Is your sausage thick and meaty?

Wouldn't you like to know

I would ... I'm hungry for a bit of late night meaty sausage

Tee hee! Maybe I'll have to send you a pic then

Hope it's not a Tesco value one?

I prefer thick, meaty butchers ones ... with or without gravy

Or a cocktail sausage

Don't like those ... no taste

Well it isn't a cocktail sausage

I've got one with better flavour

Herbs??

No greenery on my sausage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

Haha! I will go sit on the bench then with my sausage

Is your sausage thick and meaty?

Wouldn't you like to know

I would ... I'm hungry for a bit of late night meaty sausage

Tee hee! Maybe I'll have to send you a pic then

Hope it's not a Tesco value one?

I prefer thick, meaty butchers ones ... with or without gravy

Or a cocktail sausage

Don't like those ... no taste

Well it isn't a cocktail sausage

I've got one with better flavour

Herbs??

No greenery on my sausage

Phew!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter "

And what for dessert?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

Haha! I will go sit on the bench then with my sausage

Is your sausage thick and meaty?

Wouldn't you like to know

I would ... I'm hungry for a bit of late night meaty sausage

Tee hee! Maybe I'll have to send you a pic then

Hope it's not a Tesco value one?

I prefer thick, meaty butchers ones ... with or without gravy

Or a cocktail sausage

Don't like those ... no taste

Well it isn't a cocktail sausage

I've got one with better flavour

Herbs??

No greenery on my sausage

Phew!!!

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sausage in between a pair of juicy baps ,much tastier

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*waves from the corner of the new thread*

This thread is round, there are no corners to be had

Haha! I will go sit on the bench then with my sausage

Is your sausage thick and meaty?

Wouldn't you like to know

I would ... I'm hungry for a bit of late night meaty sausage

Tee hee! Maybe I'll have to send you a pic then

Hope it's not a Tesco value one?

I prefer thick, meaty butchers ones ... with or without gravy

Or a cocktail sausage

Don't like those ... no taste

Well it isn't a cocktail sausage

I've got one with better flavour

Herbs??

No greenery on my sausage

Phew!!!

Haha

Trouble is, I'm ravenous now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sausage in between a pair of juicy baps ,much tastier "

That'd work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

Oh baby

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I've accidentally dropped my lace hanky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

Oh baby

Mmmmmmm...inxyrella at your service!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

Oh baby

Mmmmmmm...inxyrella at your service!

look forward to the main course xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've accidentally dropped my lace hanky

I’ll pick that up for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

Oh baby

Mmmmmmm...inxyrella at your service!

look forward to the main course xx"

Two main courses?? Now you're talking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

Oh baby

Mmmmmmm...inxyrella at your service!

look forward to the main course xx

Two main courses?? Now you're talking

And a side order. Quick cuppa then back to the mouth watering feast mmmmmmmm xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could definatley do with some meaty sausage right now.. im extra hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your lace hanky. Do you have lace knickers on.?revealing them as you bend over to pick it up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

Oh baby

Mmmmmmm...inxyrella at your service!

look forward to the main course xx

Two main courses?? Now you're talking

And a side order. Quick cuppa then back to the mouth watering feast mmmmmmmm xx

Looks like we need to set the table soon xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

Oh baby

Mmmmmmm...inxyrella at your service!

look forward to the main course xx

Two main courses?? Now you're talking

And a side order. Quick cuppa then back to the mouth watering feast mmmmmmmm xx

Looks like we need to set the table soon xxx

I prefer to use my hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

Oh baby

Mmmmmmm...inxyrella at your service!

look forward to the main course xx

Two main courses?? Now you're talking

And a side order. Quick cuppa then back to the mouth watering feast mmmmmmmm xx

Looks like we need to set the table soon xxx

I prefer to use my hands

Yes but I need something nice to eat off!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Big juicy plums,and a delicious pear covered in hot cream Then chill out playing with a cute pussy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

Oh baby

Mmmmmmm...inxyrella at your service!

look forward to the main course xx

Two main courses?? Now you're talking

And a side order. Quick cuppa then back to the mouth watering feast mmmmmmmm xx

Looks like we need to set the table soon xxx

I prefer to use my hands

Yes but I need something nice to eat off!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

Oh baby

Mmmmmmm...inxyrella at your service!

look forward to the main course xx

Two main courses?? Now you're talking

And a side order. Quick cuppa then back to the mouth watering feast mmmmmmmm xx

Looks like we need to set the table soon xxx

I prefer to use my hands

Yes but I need something nice to eat off!!!

Done! I'm in!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I've accidentally dropped my lace hanky

I’ll pick that up for you

Oh a gentleman, how splendid

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Your lace hanky. Do you have lace knickers on.?revealing them as you bend over to pick it up."

No and the man picks up the hanky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

Oh baby

Mmmmmmm...inxyrella at your service!

look forward to the main course xx

Two main courses?? Now you're talking

And a side order. Quick cuppa then back to the mouth watering feast mmmmmmmm xx

Looks like we need to set the table soon xxx

I prefer to use my hands

Yes but I need something nice to eat off!!!

Done! I'm in!

That's my line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could definatley do with some meaty sausage right now.. im extra hungry

Have you got some large baps to go with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

Oh baby

Mmmmmmm...inxyrella at your service!

look forward to the main course xx

Two main courses?? Now you're talking

And a side order. Quick cuppa then back to the mouth watering feast mmmmmmmm xx

Looks like we need to set the table soon xxx

I prefer to use my hands

Yes but I need something nice to eat off!!!

Done! I'm in!

That's my line

Well i hope you do it properly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha doesn’t seem very flirty. Just a decent gentleman helping a lady. How do you thank him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

Oh baby

Mmmmmmm...inxyrella at your service!

look forward to the main course xx

Two main courses?? Now you're talking

And a side order. Quick cuppa then back to the mouth watering feast mmmmmmmm xx

Looks like we need to set the table soon xxx

I prefer to use my hands

Yes but I need something nice to eat off!!!

Done! I'm in!

That's my line

Well i hope you do it properly

Well you'll have to invite me over

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

Oh baby

Mmmmmmm...inxyrella at your service!

look forward to the main course xx

Two main courses?? Now you're talking

And a side order. Quick cuppa then back to the mouth watering feast mmmmmmmm xx

Looks like we need to set the table soon xxx

I prefer to use my hands

Yes but I need something nice to eat off!!!

Done! I'm in!

That's my line

Well i hope you do it properly

Well you'll have to invite me over

Or something half way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cumberland?

Yes!! Meaty, thick AND long

And 2 large melons

For starter or dessert?

Oh starter

And what for dessert?

Well I like a bit of thigh but I like something I can get my teeth into. You ?

I don't have a sweet tooth so something meaty again

Oh baby

Mmmmmmm...inxyrella at your service!

look forward to the main course xx

Two main courses?? Now you're talking

And a side order. Quick cuppa then back to the mouth watering feast mmmmmmmm xx

Looks like we need to set the table soon xxx

I prefer to use my hands

Yes but I need something nice to eat off!!!

Done! I'm in!

That's my line

Well i hope you do it properly

Well you'll have to invite me over

Or something half way

Okay xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could definatley do with some meaty sausage right now.. im extra hungry

Have you got some large baps to go with it

I have the baps.. could you help me with the sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could definatley do with some meaty sausage right now.. im extra hungry

Have you got some large baps to go with it

I have the baps.. could you help me with the sausage?

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could definatley do with some meaty sausage right now.. im extra hungry

Have you got some large baps to go with it

I have the baps.. could you help me with the sausage?

Oh yes

Is it nice and meaty?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"oh hello

Hello

*waves from the bench*

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I could definatley do with some meaty sausage right now.. im extra hungry

Have you got some large baps to go with it

I have the baps.. could you help me with the sausage?

Oh yes

Is it nice and meaty?

Tee hee! Wouldn't you like to know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know it sounds corny but I think you are a-maize-ing!

Is that flirty

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I know it sounds corny but I think you are a-maize-ing!

Is that flirty

You're in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know it sounds corny but I think you are a-maize-ing!

Is that flirty

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By *owdyboy 890Man over a year ago

Country West

I'm getting wet.. want to join me

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm getting wet.. want to join me

I'm already wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm getting wet.. want to join me

How wet?

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By *owdyboy 890Man over a year ago

Country West

"I'm getting wet.. want to join me

How wet?

Dripping

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Flirting thread..

This is definitely more like a sausage thread..

And yet with all the talk of Cumberland sausage, no one mentioned a Cumberland ring..

Just the mention of it makes me snigger like a school kid..

Or is it just me that thinks it sounds like an euphemism?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*goes to sit on the bench*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Flirting thread..

This is definitely more like a sausage thread..

And yet with all the talk of Cumberland sausage, no one mentioned a Cumberland ring..

Just the mention of it makes me snigger like a school kid..

Or is it just me that thinks it sounds like an euphemism?"

You missed the Cumberland ring in part 12 then

Personally I do it deliberately because at least it makes it fun and seems to get people to join in ... now do I get a taste of your meaty sausage or not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*goes to sit on the bench*

*sits beside you with baps in hand *

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

Peeks around the door ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Peeks around the door ...

Throws open the door and welcomes you in

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Peeks around the door ...

Throws open the door and welcomes you in

Opens arms.... Minxy xxxx

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

So what have I missed in our flirty corner of fab?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peeks head round

But which head

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Peeks head round

But which head

That could be impressive...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Peeks around the door ...

Throws open the door and welcomes you in

Opens arms.... Minxy xxxx"

Helloooooo

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Peeks head round

But which head

Show me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oohhh fancy coming and giving ME the shivers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice puppies ... I mean poppy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice puppies ... I mean poppy!"

Why thank you

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"Nice puppies ... I mean poppy!

Why thank you

May I agree minxy... wonderful of you to show us your respect xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening sexpots..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nice puppies ... I mean poppy!

Why thank you

May I agree minxy... wonderful of you to show us your respect xxx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening sexpots..

PP ...helllloooo sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oohhh fancy coming and giving ME the shivers?

Its kinda my deal, so yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oohhh fancy coming and giving ME the shivers?

Its kinda my deal, so yeah

Ohhhh so tell me more ... I'm all boobs ... I mean ears!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening sexpots..

PP ...helllloooo sexy

Well hello there what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this, let me take you by the hand and show you what really happens to good girls x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening sexpots..

PP ...helllloooo sexy

Well hello there what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this, let me take you by the hand and show you what really happens to good girls x

*holds out my hand*

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By *rLucky777Man over a year ago

Leeds

I’m going to bang you like a barn door in a hurricane.

Let’s make like a tree and leave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m going to bang you like a barn door in a hurricane.

Let’s make like a tree and leave.

Well that's outrageous enough for me .. I'm in

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"I’m going to bang you like a barn door in a hurricane.

Let’s make like a tree and leave.

Well that's outrageous enough for me .. I'm in

Sounds like all he's after is a blow job... haha...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening sexpots..

PP ...helllloooo sexy

Well hello there what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this, let me take you by the hand and show you what really happens to good girls x

*holds out my hand*

you'll need both hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just looking to see if I can pick up any flirting tips.... I'm too direct

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"I'm just looking to see if I can pick up any flirting tips.... I'm too direct "

I like direct

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just looking to see if I can pick up any flirting tips.... I'm too direct "

Nowt wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening sexpots..

Ooo hello sexy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening sexpots..

Ooo hello sexy x

Well hello there x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening sexpots..

Ooo hello sexy x

Well hello there x

You going to carry on from that kiss again soon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening sexpots..

PP ...helllloooo sexy

Well hello there what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this, let me take you by the hand and show you what really happens to good girls x

*holds out my hand*

you'll need both hands

Good

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*goes to sit on the bench*

*sits beside you with baps in hand *

*places the sausage In between the baps*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*goes to sit on the bench*

*sits beside you with baps in hand *

*places the sausage In between the baps*

I'm hungry

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*goes to sit on the bench*

*sits beside you with baps in hand *

*places the sausage In between the baps*

I'm hungry

for a sausage bap?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

*waves from the bathtub*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*goes to sit on the bench*

*sits beside you with baps in hand *

*places the sausage In between the baps*

I'm hungry

for a sausage bap?

For YOU

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"*goes to sit on the bench*

*sits beside you with baps in hand *

*places the sausage In between the baps*

I'm hungry

for a sausage bap?

For YOU

Well eat away

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*goes to sit on the bench*

*sits beside you with baps in hand *

*places the sausage In between the baps*

I'm hungry

for a sausage bap?

For YOU

Well eat away

Nom nom

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"*goes to sit on the bench*

*sits beside you with baps in hand *

*places the sausage In between the baps*

I'm hungry

for a sausage bap?

For YOU

Well eat away

Nom nom

Have you anything we may nibble minxy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*goes to sit on the bench*

*sits beside you with baps in hand *

*places the sausage In between the baps*

I'm hungry

for a sausage bap?

For YOU

Well eat away

Nom nom

Have you anything we may nibble minxy?

Depends how hungry you are!

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"*goes to sit on the bench*

*sits beside you with baps in hand *

*places the sausage In between the baps*

I'm hungry

for a sausage bap?

For YOU

Well eat away

Nom nom

Have you anything we may nibble minxy?

Depends how hungry you are!

Very

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*goes to sit on the bench*

*sits beside you with baps in hand *

*places the sausage In between the baps*

I'm hungry

for a sausage bap?

For YOU

Well eat away

Nom nom

Have you anything we may nibble minxy?

Depends how hungry you are!

Very

LOL"

Well you can have a little nibble ...

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"*goes to sit on the bench*

*sits beside you with baps in hand *

*places the sausage In between the baps*

I'm hungry

for a sausage bap?

For YOU

Well eat away

Nom nom

Have you anything we may nibble minxy?

Depends how hungry you are!

Very

LOL

Well you can have a little nibble ...

Why thank you, I will be gentle and hope you enjoy too.

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Flirting thread..

This is definitely more like a sausage thread..

And yet with all the talk of Cumberland sausage, no one mentioned a Cumberland ring..

Just the mention of it makes me snigger like a school kid..

Or is it just me that thinks it sounds like an euphemism?

You missed the Cumberland ring in part 12 then

Personally I do it deliberately because at least it makes it fun and seems to get people to join in ... now do I get a taste of your meaty sausage or not?

I didn't think you was interested as you never replied to my message.

And anyway, it's more saucisson that prime porky worky..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*goes to sit on the bench*

*sits beside you with baps in hand *

*places the sausage In between the baps*

I'm hungry

for a sausage bap?

For YOU

Well eat away

Nom nom

Have you anything we may nibble minxy?

Depends how hungry you are!

Very

LOL

Well you can have a little nibble ...

Why thank you, I will be gentle and hope you enjoy too.

Oh I think I will

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who wants a blow job?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Who wants a blow job?

*looks around to see if it's a trap

* waves

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Refreshed after a great night's sleep and ready to flirt for England ... who's with me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning

Budge up I want a snuggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning

Budge up I want a snuggle

Something might prod you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning

Budge up I want a snuggle

Something might prod you

I wouldn't complain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning

Budge up I want a snuggle

Something might prod you

I wouldn't complain

I’ve budged up then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning

Budge up I want a snuggle

Something might prod you

I wouldn't complain

I’ve budged up then

I'm cold ... can you warm me up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning

Budge up I want a snuggle

Something might prod you

I wouldn't complain

I’ve budged up then

I'm cold ... can you warm me up?

Oh of course, where would you like me to rub x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well I'm cold so wherever you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I'm cold so wherever you like

How about a massage x

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By *ancduoCouple over a year ago

Manchester

Morning. I’d go for a massage lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all

anyone interested in a chat x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I’d go for a massage lol"

Let’s go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's too much hard work and most will let you down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well I'm cold so wherever you like

How about a massage x"

Hell yeah!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's too much hard work and most will let you down."

What is PP?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's too much hard work and most will let you down."

Aww pp, cheer up. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I'm cold so wherever you like

How about a massage x

Hell yeah!!!

Oily mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well I'm cold so wherever you like

How about a massage x

Hell yeah!!!

Oily mmmmmmmm

Sensual oils of course ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I'm cold so wherever you like

How about a massage x

Hell yeah!!!

Oily mmmmmmmm

Sensual oils of course ...

Ooooooooooh

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By *ancduoCouple over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning. I’d go for a massage lol

Let’s go

"
. Your place or mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning. I’d go for a massage lol

Let’s go

. Your place or mine

Either

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Normal service can be resumed now

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Normal service can be resumed now

*goes to the corner* tee heexx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Normal service can be resumed now

*goes to the corner* tee heexx "

No corners on this thread I told you before ... but in that suit you can sit wherever you like so long as I am on your lap

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Normal service can be resumed now

*goes to the corner* tee heexx

No corners on this thread I told you before ... but in that suit you can sit wherever you like so long as I am on your lap

*preps lap*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bring it on xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Normal service can be resumed now

*goes to the corner* tee heexx

No corners on this thread I told you before ... but in that suit you can sit wherever you like so long as I am on your lap

*preps lap*

* Adjusts lingerie *

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bring it on xx"

yeah!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal service can be resumed now

*goes to the corner* tee heexx

No corners on this thread I told you before ... but in that suit you can sit wherever you like so long as I am on your lap

*preps lap*

* Adjusts lingerie *

Want any help xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m great with my hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Normal service can be resumed now

*goes to the corner* tee heexx

No corners on this thread I told you before ... but in that suit you can sit wherever you like so long as I am on your lap

*preps lap*

* Adjusts lingerie *

Want any help xx"

Getting it on ... or off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m great with my hands

Him or her??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal service can be resumed now

*goes to the corner* tee heexx

No corners on this thread I told you before ... but in that suit you can sit wherever you like so long as I am on your lap

*preps lap*

* Adjusts lingerie *

Want any help xx

Getting it on ... or off?

xx"

Depends what your wearing xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Normal service can be resumed now

*goes to the corner* tee heexx

No corners on this thread I told you before ... but in that suit you can sit wherever you like so long as I am on your lap

*preps lap*

* Adjusts lingerie *

Want any help xx

Getting it on ... or off?

Depends what your wearing xx"

Always gonna be a basque xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmmm

well you can keep that on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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