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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
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You could fashion a lasso from the rope which you could use to catch the man of your choice and use the tape to hog tie him while you tell him he's got a purty face and to squeal like a pig...
It would be more effective if you could find someone to play the banjo while you do this...
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"You could fashion a lasso from the rope which you could use to catch the man of your choice and use the tape to hog tie him while you tell him he's got a purty face and to squeal like a pig...
It would be more effective if you could find someone to play the banjo while you do this...
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I rather like this idea. I do have a cane so I could spank him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can fashion a rope chair held together by tape, dress yourself in tie dyed clothes, find a hipster joint and sell it for £1000 as a one off concept art project from Kathmandu  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was there alcohol involved in the ordering of said items x
Surprisingly no. Maybe I was having a moment.
I think I perhaps want to tie someone to my bed "
Well you can always send him a pic of it and say do you want to help me find a use for it x  |
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"Was there alcohol involved in the ordering of said items x
Surprisingly no. Maybe I was having a moment.
I think I perhaps want to tie someone to my bed
Well you can always send him a pic of it and say do you want to help me find a use for it x "
I may just call him and tell him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With 10 meters of rope and a roll of bondage tape?
I do not like being tied up! Why did I order it? "
Write on your fridge in big letters.... Drinking and internet shopping do not mix! |
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"With 10 meters of rope and a roll of bondage tape?
I do not like being tied up! Why did I order it?
Write on your fridge in big letters.... Drinking and internet shopping do not mix!"
I wasn't drinking! It was a week night gosh some of you are no fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With 10 meters of rope and a roll of bondage tape?
I do not like being tied up! Why did I order it?
Swap ya?
Fuzz
Oh swap shop. What you got?"
Cake?
A snog?
Or a spanked bum?
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With 10 meters of rope and a roll of bondage tape?
I do not like being tied up! Why did I order it?
Swap ya?
Fuzz
Oh swap shop. What you got?
Cake?
A snog?
Or a spanked bum?
Fuzz
All 3?"
That's a done deal. Fair swap me thinks. I better get baking
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With 10 meters of rope and a roll of bondage tape?
I do not like being tied up! Why did I order it? "
I can think of a few men I’d like to tie up with it. I’m not sure there is enough rope for mr monkeys thighs though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Cut the rope in half , get some mates and go double dutch jumping...
Put the tape in the "that will come in useful drawer" with the nokia charger, various pre euro coins, lighter with no fuel, half a pack of £land watch batteries and some keys from your parents old house they dont live in anymore...
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