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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

... you nip to the Gents loo, go to wash your hands, not realising the tap has water pressure like a fireman’s hose.

End up with an almighty splash back all down your trousers!

Not good when you then need to stand up to do a presentation.

Fuck my life !

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I feel for you bro.

Only option left is to totally soak the whole of your trousers so no patch can be seen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's my excuse too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... you nip to the Gents loo, go to wash your hands, not realising the tap has water pressure like a fireman’s hose.

End up with an almighty splash back all down your trousers!

Not good when you then need to stand up to do a presentation.

Fuck my life !

Cool story bro. Pissed yourself really didn't you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't you have hand dryers in the gents?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I reckon it would have been more pleasurable if I did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you have hand dryers in the gents?"

'Cos it's fucking obvious how to solve this little problem, if you do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't you have hand dryers in the gents?"

Yep which are as useful as my profile !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do guys toilets not have hand dryers? Dry yourself off, do presentation non dribbly looking.

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

Could be worse, you could have pissed in a Dyson Airblade...

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"Don't you have hand dryers in the gents?

Yep which are as useful as my profile !"

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By *easingtessWoman over a year ago

waterford

"... you nip to the Gents loo, go to wash your hands, not realising the tap has water pressure like a fireman’s hose.

End up with an almighty splash back all down your trousers!

Not good when you then need to stand up to do a presentation.

Fuck my life !

Cool story bro. Pissed yourself really didn't you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always assume that the tap is going to try and make a fool out of me, so I position myself strategically out of the line of fire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could be worse, you could have pissed in a Dyson Airblade...

Mmm... off to find a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn your trousers round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The blowers that blow the water off your hand and on to you trouser.

I hear you op. I don't know who came up with that crap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Turn your trousers round

What and then make it look like I’ve followed through !!

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