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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable!

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Shocking form!! How dare a male delete a message without reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, who would do such a thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable!

It’s bloody ridiculous. I’d message you back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable!

Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, who would do such a thing?

It is against forum rules to name and shame. I don’t want sending on holiday unless it’s somewhere hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why would ya men take time to reply to something

that actually requires us to read and everyone knows men don’t read profiles, so they’re hardly going to read a message are they

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable!

Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will.

Send some abuse if he keeps up this charade.

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable!

Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will.

That's the spirit ... pester them into a meet. I've heard it works

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shocking form!! How dare a male delete a message without reply

I know I’m hurt!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

I will reply to all messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Start a couple different profiles and see if he bites on one of those

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its terrible isn’t it, however imagine that said person doesn’t log on a daily basis and when he does he has an inbox of 900 messages all saying 'No thanks' can you imagine having to reply to even half of them. I’m sorry but a deleted message is an indication of they’re not interested.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why would ya men take time to reply to something

that actually requires us to read and everyone knows men don’t read profiles, so they’re hardly going to read a message are they

I know, hardly anyone reads the shit you write, they just look at the pics

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By *oredShitlessxxxCouple over a year ago

luton

Did you send a Vag pic again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

I will reply to all messages"

The thing that just flew overhead...was a joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Start a couple different profiles and see if he bites on one of those

Nah I think he’s a twunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

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his loss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did you send a Vag pic again?

Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Start a couple different profiles and see if he bites on one of those

Nah I think he’s a twunt

Oh..that was from you?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, who would do such a thing?

It is against forum rules to name and shame. I don’t want sending on holiday unless it’s somewhere hot

To paraphrase Lord Blackadder, sarcasm to you is just a word beginning with "S".

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its terrible isn’t it, however imagine that said person doesn’t log on a daily basis and when he does he has an inbox of 900 messages all saying 'No thanks' can you imagine having to reply to even half of them. I’m sorry but a deleted message is an indication of they’re not interested."

Hmmm maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanders out reads thread ..

Angry women!

Creeps quietly into man cave to check inbox before I get lots if why haven't you answered my txt of 2 minutes ago messages..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why would ya men take time to reply to something

that actually requires us to read and everyone knows men don’t read profiles, so they’re hardly going to read a message are they

I know, hardly anyone reads the shit you write, they just look at the pics "

This is why I’m surprised, you’re pics are great

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By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

You have to understand, some of us get thousands of messages and we cant respond to them all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

As I said, you are on our hotlist. I would at least reply.

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By *oredShitlessxxxCouple over a year ago

luton

"Did you send a Vag pic again?

Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful

Lol....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm maybe "

But no, just must be an ignorant dickhead

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By *illupMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable!

Clearly he was bonkers! x

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Too many shots of your cleavage. Once you've seen one cleavage you've seen them all. .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You have to understand, some of us get thousands of messages and we cant respond to them all."

Well I know that, I have read the rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

As I said, you are on our hotlist. I would at least reply. "

Oh really, thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable!

Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will.

Send some abuse if he keeps up this charade.

Naturally!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hmmm maybe

But no, just must be an ignorant dickhead

Could be, I’ll never know

twunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Too many shots of your cleavage. Once you've seen one cleavage you've seen them all. .

Ahh sorry but I didn’t ask for profile advice

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By *oredShitlessxxxCouple over a year ago

luton

Try the old.... could you explain why you didnt respond to previous message, message. That is always a good move

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Did you send a Vag pic again?

Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful

Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Try the old.... could you explain why you didnt respond to previous message, message. That is always a good move

I can’t be arsed, I thought I looked okay but I obviously have a face like a smacked arse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did you send a Vag pic again?

Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful

Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics."

Oh really? Tried and tested? Maybe I should do that

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"Did you send a Vag pic again?

Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful

Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics.

Oh really? Tried and tested? Maybe I should do that

Sky remote is so last season, I heard a Pringles tin was all the rage!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you send a Vag pic again?

Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful

Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics."

Actually, that's not too stupid an idea because it would give us men an indication of the potential fit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you send a Vag pic again?

Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful

Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics.

Oh really? Tried and tested? Maybe I should do that

Sky remote is so last season, I heard a Pringles tin was all the rage!

Xmas themed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’m sorry but I’m laughing at the suggestions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He'll probably realise his mistake and 'FAF?' you soon enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *londieddWoman over a year ago

fife

yes it happens both ways, I sent 2 pics on share a pic forums and was blocked by both!

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Splitting my sides so hard at this most amusing thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Splitting my sides so hard at this most amusing thread."

Haha it’s funny isn’t it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

900 messages??? We haven't got that many messages ever.

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By *c-ukMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Look you ladies have to realise that us guys are inundated.. We have so many messages, one maybe two a year that we cant possibly read them all.. You have to entice us, stand out from the crowd..

Don't just send us pictures of your tits, fanny and arse.. be more creative.. we want to see lack and white, half naked on a mountain top with a snow leopard just barely covering your lady garden..

AND... if your message remains yellow and is unread for 15 seconds then our internet connection has probably died

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Instead of the sky remote try a banana, that way you will be offering sex and a snack at the same time. Offering food is often a good way to lure these pesky elusive men into your lair XXX

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By *offee with MilkCouple over a year ago

Over the roundabout and then turn right.

It was probably a woman pretending to be a single guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

So...they know you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable!

Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will.

Good plan

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By *wizzlenipsMan over a year ago

Newport

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

I'm sick of you women treating all us men like pieces of meat. Always demanding cock pics for your wank library.

This isn't Instashag, we men are sensitive souls and need to be wooed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Instead of the sky remote try a banana, that way you will be offering sex and a snack at the same time. Offering food is often a good way to lure these pesky elusive men into your lair XXX"

Bugger, that’s upped the competition now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when single guys message to a couple or female am sure 90% of the messages get deleted so don't know why u moaning about one guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

Plan B, copy and paste, "Fancy a shag" and send hundreds of those out. That should work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when single guys message to a couple or female am sure 90% of the messages get deleted so don't know why u moaning about one guy

You missing the irony here?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

I hope you sent more,then one saying hes ugly and you didn't want to meet him anyway!..

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try the old.... could you explain why you didnt respond to previous message, message. That is always a good move

I can’t be arsed, I thought I looked okay but I obviously have a face like a smacked arse!

You know if you had said something more than "Fancy a fuck?" I might have considered it. I'm off to meet the girl who messaged "Fancy a fuck, sexy?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

I'm sick of you women treating all us men like pieces of meat. Always demanding cock pics for your wank library.

This isn't Instashag, we men are sensitive souls and need to be wooed."

True dat. We're not free prostitutes you can order like Pizza delivery! I'm so hurt right now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And they have the gall to call us ladies ignorant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

I'm sick of you women treating all us men like pieces of meat. Always demanding cock pics for your wank library.

This isn't Instashag, we men are sensitive souls and need to be wooed.

True dat. We're not free prostitutes you can order like Pizza delivery! I'm so hurt right now."

But I hadn’t even asked him for a shag!

maybe that’s where I went wrong!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

Not just men by any means. It happens to me with ladies

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Quite a few low flying jokes overhead this morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m glad I deleted it, bloody nutter starting a thread because of a deleted message

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

I'm sick of you women treating all us men like pieces of meat. Always demanding cock pics for your wank library.

This isn't Instashag, we men are sensitive souls and need to be wooed.

True dat. We're not free prostitutes you can order like Pizza delivery! I'm so hurt right now.

But I hadn’t even asked him for a shag!

maybe that’s where I went wrong!

The next step is to go to the support section and moan about the site and the men in it. Some men feel so guilty about rejecting you that you can actually get a shag out of it! If that doesn't work delete your profile as a form of protest and create a new profile 2 days later.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quite a few low flying jokes overhead this morning

Some people come to this battle of wits unarmed it seems.

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

The revolution as begun

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By *idsAndyMan over a year ago

Worcestershire

Feel free to message me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just suggesting this as an idea to fab. We men need three buttons.

1) I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

2) No I don't fancy a fuck. But thanks for asking

3) When you have something interesting to say please feel free to message me. Until then just wank to my cock pics until the urge passes.

This would help us guys with thousands of messages we receive from desperate ladies on an hourly basis.

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman over a year ago

London

"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable!

Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will.

Make sure any follow up messages you send are an exact copy of the first one. I've heard men love it when you do that....

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By *oubyLoverWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable!

Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will.

Make sure any follow up messages you send are an exact copy of the first one. I've heard men love it when you do that....

That new inbox will show then how much you want to meet them. Gotta be a winner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

Plan B, copy and paste, "Fancy a shag" and send hundreds of those out. That should work

It was you then. How many times does a guy have to say no reply= not interested

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

The bloody cheek!

Did you attach a vaj pic though? Apparently guys need their minds stimulated, who knew?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

Unbelievable; Shocking; Doesn't he know who you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How Dare He; pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

The bloody cheek!

Did you attach a vaj pic though? Apparently guys need their minds stimulated, who knew?!

No I didn’t, I did ask him if he fancied a fuck, that’s the error of my way!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Certainly would have replied!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Typical copy and paster expecting the world.

Guys need a little more OP

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

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Welcome to our world my dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How rude not to reply,we always do even a polite not for me sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love this thread...

Hats off to the chaps actually. I wouldn’t have the self esteem or bloody persistence to message loads and keep getting knocked back. I take everything so personally it would kill my confidence

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Look you ladies have to realise that us guys are inundated.. We have so many messages, one maybe two a year that we cant possibly read them all.. You have to entice us, stand out from the crowd..

Don't just send us pictures of your tits, fanny and arse.. be more creative.. we want to see lack and white, half naked on a mountain top with a snow leopard just barely covering your lady garden..

AND... if your message remains yellow and is unread for 15 seconds then our internet connection has probably died

"
^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes OP. All we men want is a little bit of respect. Is that too much to ask?

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By *infulSandyCouple over a year ago

London

Sent some guy a cunt pic, he completely blanked me, bet you he's in the bloody closet.

Dunno why he's wasting genuine women's time by not responding.

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By *easingtessWoman over a year ago

waterford

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

Made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tbh this happens a lot down here and it somewhat juices me off !! Just move on or don't bother sending messages just reply instead ?

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By *appyhumper123Man over a year ago

hull

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

The bloody cheek!

Did you attach a vaj pic though? Apparently guys need their minds stimulated, who knew?!

No I didn’t, I did ask him if he fancied a fuck, that’s the error of my way!

Looking at your profile

, he's a silly boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sent some guy a cunt pic, he completely blanked me, bet you he's in the bloody closet.

Dunno why he's wasting genuine women's time by not responding."

The twat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's like a whirlwind in here...

Whoosh!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

Just damn rude

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By *carlett111Woman over a year ago

worthing

Sometimes it's best to blank people wether your a male or female , cos 9x out of 10 they want to know the reason why you are not interested , and say you're up yourself for not wanting to waste their time because they are not what you are looking for , you can't win lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

I told you no unsolicited vag pics

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

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So I plucked up the courage and sent a message and it was answered . Wtf? ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes OP. All we men want is a little bit of respect. Is that too much to ask?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

I told you no unsolicited vag pics

I know I know. Sorry about those

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was obviously your opening line.

No need for niceties. I find 'you have a face I want to sit on' ,or 'I'm going to make you my gush slut' works well.

And if he still doesn't answer after that, then he deserves an abuse message before being blocked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

I sent you a message and you didn't reply lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

Probably because he sent you one weeks or months before, and you deleted it without reply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It was obviously your opening line.

No need for niceties. I find 'you have a face I want to sit on' ,or 'I'm going to make you my gush slut' works well.

And if he still doesn't answer after that, then he deserves an abuse message before being blocked. "

Hehe may try that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you send a Vag pic again?

Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful

Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics.

Oh really? Tried and tested? Maybe I should do that

Sky remote is so last season, I heard a Pringles tin was all the rage!

Make sure you leave the lid end out so the pringles are still accessible. As forvthe OP, you clearly have appalling taste in men.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

I sent you a message and you didn't reply lol "

Yeah I know sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just wasted half my day chatting to what appeared to be an extraordinarily good looking bi guy. Only to discover that it was just another single woman posing as a guy using stolen pics. I swear half of the guys on this site are pathetic lonely single women. Thinking of leaving fab...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

I have just checked my inbox. Are you sure you sent it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did you send a Vag pic again?

Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful

Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics.

Oh really? Tried and tested? Maybe I should do that

Sky remote is so last season, I heard a Pringles tin was all the rage!

Make sure you leave the lid end out so the pringles are still accessible. As forvthe OP, you clearly have appalling taste in men.......

Thanks, I have realised the error of my ways now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just wasted half my day chatting to what appeared to be an extraordinarily good looking bi guy. Only to discover that it was just another single woman posing as a guy using stolen pics. I swear half of the guys on this site are pathetic lonely single women. Thinking of leaving fab..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just suggesting this as an idea to fab. We men need three buttons.

1) I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

2) No I don't fancy a fuck. But thanks for asking

3) When you have something interesting to say please feel free to message me. Until then just wank to my cock pics until the urge passes.

This would help us guys with thousands of messages we receive from desperate ladies on an hourly basis. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All I want to know is whether Sky voids warranties on remotes sent back damaged by "jizzy/quim juice cocktails".

And if so is it specifically covered in the T&Cs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

say this magic words it won't happen again

fuck u fabber u can suck my tits

or u become a wanker XD

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

All I want to know is whether Sky voids warranties on remotes sent back damaged by "jizzy/quim juice cocktails".

And if so is it specifically covered in the T&Cs"

Wouldn’t have any idea, I don’t have sky, I’m a virgin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

Happens to me 25 times a day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All I want to know is whether Sky voids warranties on remotes sent back damaged by "jizzy/quim juice cocktails".

And if so is it specifically covered in the T&Cs

Wouldn’t have any idea, I don’t have sky, I’m a virgin

Typical female. Trying the old hard luck story.... "I haven't had sex before" to play on men's sympathetic nature.... well it only works so many times!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

All I want to know is whether Sky voids warranties on remotes sent back damaged by "jizzy/quim juice cocktails".

And if so is it specifically covered in the T&Cs

Wouldn’t have any idea, I don’t have sky, I’m a virgin

Typical female. Trying the old hard luck story.... "I haven't had sex before" to play on men's sympathetic nature.... well it only works so many times!"

I meant I have virgin and not sky

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

All I want to know is whether Sky voids warranties on remotes sent back damaged by "jizzy/quim juice cocktails".

And if so is it specifically covered in the T&Cs

Wouldn’t have any idea, I don’t have sky, I’m a virgin

Typical female. Trying the old hard luck story.... "I haven't had sex before" to play on men's sympathetic nature.... well it only works so many times!

I meant I have virgin and not sky

Good Lord that's a nice bum you have!

Anyway, I'd be more impressed by a girl gauging herself with a Firestick remote than a Sky one, nobody wants to be throwing a hot dog through the Arc De Triomph lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

What?

He's clearly an up his arse fat slag!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

What?

He's clearly an up his arse fat slag!

I know the bloody cheek!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

All I want to know is whether Sky voids warranties on remotes sent back damaged by "jizzy/quim juice cocktails".

And if so is it specifically covered in the T&Cs

Wouldn’t have any idea, I don’t have sky, I’m a virgin

Typical female. Trying the old hard luck story.... "I haven't had sex before" to play on men's sympathetic nature.... well it only works so many times!

I meant I have virgin and not sky

Good Lord that's a nice bum you have!

Anyway, I'd be more impressed by a girl gauging herself with a Firestick remote than a Sky one, nobody wants to be throwing a hot dog through the Arc De Triomph lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

"
must be mad

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By *iercedCplCouple over a year ago

Greater Manchester

"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable!

Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will.

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By *uited staffs guyMan over a year ago

staffordshire

Is it White Knight time yet?

Ahem

Bloody men letting us all down and showing us all in a bad light - you’re an absolute stunner OP and I apologise on behalf of all men on here

PS fancy a meet - I’ll happily send a pic of my cock next to a USB stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you send a Vag pic again?

Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful

Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics."
I'm always loosing my remote . Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it White Knight time yet?

Ahem

Bloody men letting us all down and showing us all in a bad light - you’re an absolute stunner OP and I apologise on behalf of all men on here

PS fancy a meet - I’ll happily send a pic of my cock next to a USB stick "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did you send a Vag pic again?

Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful

Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics.I'm always loosing my remote . Lol"

Stop shoving it up your ass then!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Did you send a Vag pic again?

Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful

Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics.I'm always loosing my remote . Lol"
Interesting if you have a new Sky Q Box !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it White Knight time yet?

Ahem

Bloody men letting us all down and showing us all in a bad light - you’re an absolute stunner OP and I apologise on behalf of all men on here

PS fancy a meet - I’ll happily send a pic of my cock next to a USB stick "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah I got turned down once ... oh well ... next ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The problem with a parody is you're always going to get someone informing you that you got the words wrong....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP it isn't really your fault. You're not the first lady to join this site with unrealistic expectations and perceptions. The reality is just because you have the most increadible drop dead gorgeous body, amazing breasts, the most spankable bottom ever and lips I could kiss all night, doesn't mean I'm automatically jump into bed with you. We men like to feel that we have been wooed and won over and not that we are just another trophy or notch on your bedpost. Sorry to disillusion you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP it isn't really your fault. You're not the first lady to join this site with unrealistic expectations and perceptions. The reality is just because you have the most increadible drop dead gorgeous body, amazing breasts, the most spankable bottom ever and lips I could kiss all night, doesn't mean I'm automatically jump into bed with you. We men like to feel that we have been wooed and won over and not that we are just another trophy or notch on your bedpost. Sorry to disillusion you."

Ahh that’s me told then

and I can’t even do the crying emoji

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's ok tomorrow there will be a brand new pre-unlos thread from some desperate lady who "just doesn't get this site" but won't listen to a word of advice we well meaning men dish out. Just as well there's a block button....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahh that’s me told then

ftfy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So your gorgeous and I am average in the shallow photo and age stakes!

So what chance do I stand in comparison!

It's all a lottery and don't take it personally on here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable!

It’s bloody ridiculous. I’d message you back

"And guys if your avatar is a picture of your cock, or you have a public gallery full of pictures of your cock it's highly unlikely I'll respond."

Would you.....would you?

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

Send it to me i woodount delete it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think your sarcasm is wasted on the masses....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would suggest the man who ignored your message was a slack jawed, dim witted, knuckle dragging swamp donkey with all the basic intelligence of a common woodlouse.

(My apologies to the entire woodlice species.)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable!

It’s bloody ridiculous. I’d message you back

"And guys if your avatar is a picture of your cock, or you have a public gallery full of pictures of your cock it's highly unlikely I'll respond."

Would you.....would you?"

At least you’ve read my profile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think your sarcasm is wasted on the masses...."

Totally

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

I love this thread. Who knew women got ignored as well. All is well in the land of fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

I love this thread. Who knew women got ignored as well. All is well in the land of fab

Who'd have thunk it right? But if it's on the internet it has to be true.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think your sarcasm is wasted on the masses...."

I'm actually surprised just how many people are missing the sarcasm of the thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s a message

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think your sarcasm is wasted on the masses....

I'm actually surprised just how many people are missing the sarcasm of the thread. "

It’s not just the Americans that don’t understand irony besides the deafening din of clippety clop, clippety clop drowns out the subtle whisper of ironic humour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable!

Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will.

Send some abuse if he keeps up this charade.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s a message

Its a thing women get from site support to remind them to renew their subscriptions....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s a message

Its a thing women get from site support to remind them to renew their subscriptions...."

I got one of those last week, I deleted it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think your sarcasm is wasted on the masses....

I'm actually surprised just how many people are missing the sarcasm of the thread.

It’s not just the Americans that don’t understand irony besides the deafening din of clippety clop, clippety clop drowns out the subtle whisper of ironic humour

Steady on old chap! Those guys don't take these things lightly. You can't even flip Mr Pres the birdie any more. As we speak they are re-aiming the missiles from North Korea to us....!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger, I thought this was some sort of recruitment drive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bugger, I thought this was some sort of recruitment drive. "

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s a message

Its a thing women get from site support to remind them to renew their subscriptions....

I got one of those last week, I deleted it

Mine usually get purged along with the bulk delete of messages I do once a day.

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

Fab straight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

Fab straight.

I think you hit the nail right on the head!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

Do you know how many messages we get on a daily basis? Put jelly in your reply to show you've read my post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

Do you know how many messages we get on a daily basis? Put jelly in your reply to show you've read my post. "

That’s too much effort sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable!

It’s bloody ridiculous. I’d message you back

"And guys if your avatar is a picture of your cock, or you have a public gallery full of pictures of your cock it's highly unlikely I'll respond."

Would you.....would you?

At least you’ve read my profile! "

Of course. All men read profiles. It's only women on here who don't.

Nobody used my "if you've read this put 'I have a wafty minge' in the subject heading or I'll just delete it" instruction

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf?

Do you know how many messages we get on a daily basis? Put jelly in your reply to show you've read my post.

That’s too much effort sorry "

Typical single female

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've only been here 6 minutes and I've already got 237690 messages...

And I'm just a silouette...

Errr what does FAF mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've only been here 6 minutes and I've already got 237690 messages...

And I'm just a silouette...

Errr what does FAF mean

You need to set up your filters and select "block single females"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've only been here 6 minutes and I've already got 237690 messages...

And I'm just a silouette...

Errr what does FAF mean

You need to set up your filters and select "block single females""

Then I can do my own perv.....

perusing...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've only been here 6 minutes and I've already got 237690 messages...

And I'm just a silouette...

Errr what does FAF mean

You need to set up your filters and select "block single females"

Then I can do my own perv.....

perusing...

Exactly that. Then you can add at the bottom of your profile. Single females. When I want you I'll find you.

Also a good idea to put in caps at the top of your profile:

NO SINGLE FEMALES

A few lines later add.

REPEAT NO SINGLE FEMALES

Then warn them that if they message you they will be blocked.

Make it clear that you are only there to meet unicorns. Unicorns are mythical single males who join couples to spice up their sex lives. Because single males are in such high demand and and there's so few of them they are almost impossible to find.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

TALK TO THE HAND!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've only been here 6 minutes and I've already got 237690 messages...

And I'm just a silouette...

Errr what does FAF mean

You need to set up your filters and select "block single females"

Then I can do my own perv.....

perusing...

Exactly that. Then you can add at the bottom of your profile. Single females. When I want you I'll find you.

Also a good idea to put in caps at the top of your profile:

NO SINGLE FEMALES

A few lines later add.

REPEAT NO SINGLE FEMALES

Then warn them that if they message you they will be blocked.

Wow thats a lot of writing...you sure

Forget this I'm off to the pub

What do I do with all these FAF messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why would ya men take time to reply to something

that actually requires us to read and everyone knows men don’t read profiles, so they’re hardly going to read a message are they

I know, hardly anyone reads the shit you write, they just look at the pics "

What there pics as well must get new glasses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You messaged first? Ou feeling ok haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You messaged first? Ou feeling ok haha x"

Yep you know it happens sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You messaged first? Ou feeling ok haha x

Yep you know it happens sometimes! "

Aye sometimes haha but wih my preference I tend to be too young

haha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've only been here 6 minutes and I've already got 237690 messages...

And I'm just a silouette...

Errr what does FAF mean

You need to set up your filters and select "block single females"

Then I can do my own perv.....

perusing...

Exactly that. Then you can add at the bottom of your profile. Single females. When I want you I'll find you.

Also a good idea to put in caps at the top of your profile:

NO SINGLE FEMALES

A few lines later add.

REPEAT NO SINGLE FEMALES

Then warn them that if they message you they will be blocked.

Wow thats a lot of writing...you sure

Forget this I'm off to the pub

What do I do with all these FAF messages

I just bulk delete them. I change my status to:

Sorry too many messages for me to read. Clearing my inbox.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've only been here 6 minutes and I've already got 237690 messages...

And I'm just a silouette...

Errr what does FAF mean

You need to set up your filters and select "block single females"

Then I can do my own perv.....

perusing...

Exactly that. Then you can add at the bottom of your profile. Single females. When I want you I'll find you.

Also a good idea to put in caps at the top of your profile:

NO SINGLE FEMALES

A few lines later add.

REPEAT NO SINGLE FEMALES

Then warn them that if they message you they will be blocked.

Wow thats a lot of writing...you sure

Forget this I'm off to the pub

What do I do with all these FAF messages

I just bulk delete them. I change my status to:

Sorry too many messages for me to read. Clearing my inbox."

But they still keep sending them...

So many messages...so little time...

Anyone know a good secretary?

And what is this FAF. It's on all of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don’t know how you guys find the time to answer all of these messages!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t know how you guys find the time to answer all of these messages! "

It’s the magic wands they wield haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t know how you guys find the time to answer all of these messages! "

I have a cut and paste response that says "Stop trying to get into my pants. There's already an asshole in there"

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Unbelievable. All it takes is a polite “thanks but not interested”... obviously not everyone was taught manners.

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