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If I gave you a tenner to do whatever you like...
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"A meal for a homeless guy.
Every Time I go to Scotland I see so many.
I got the idea from my son who does the same.
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That's a nice thought, but those are just normal Scottish people, they all look like that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A meal for a homeless guy.
Every Time I go to Scotland I see so many.
I got the idea from my son who does the same.
That's a nice thought, but those are just normal Scottish people, they all look like that "
Lol!!!  |
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"A meal for a homeless guy.
Every Time I go to Scotland I see so many.
I got the idea from my son who does the same.
That's a nice thought, but those are just normal Scottish people, they all look like that "
Yea that's real funny, and mature! If ever so slightly racist!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Take away. I’d but a large curried goat with rice and peas, a side of macaroni cheese and a dumpling.
I’ve spent the tenner. Can I have another 80p for a can of Lilt please? "
No, cheeky brat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A meal for a homeless guy.
Every Time I go to Scotland I see so many.
I got the idea from my son who does the same.
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They're not homeless
They're just Scottish  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd put it towards the 'handbag I don't need but really really want' fund
Wholeheartedly approve!
Thank you, can I have any tenners no one else collects? "
For a cause like that, absofuckinlutely! |
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"I'd put it towards the 'handbag I don't need but really really want' fund
Wholeheartedly approve!
Thank you, can I have any tenners no one else collects?
For a cause like that, absofuckinlutely! "
Thank you 
It's a Valentino bag  |
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"Take away. I’d but a large curried goat with rice and peas, a side of macaroni cheese and a dumpling.
I’ve spent the tenner. Can I have another 80p for a can of Lilt please? "
Wish I could buy that for under a tenner in London!
I'd spend the tenner on a cinema ticket, small popcorn and drink. |
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Why I'm glad you asked:
1. Buy premium rate phone number
2. Make a 'How am I driving' sticker with premium rate number on
3. Drive around town like an absolute cunt
4. Watch the money rollllll in folks!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this 10 sterling or 10 euro?
Euro, obvs! 
I'll let you keep it and put it towards your travel ticket fund that you have to come and see me  "
Smooth!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why I'm glad you asked:
1. Buy premium rate phone number
2. Make a 'How am I driving' sticker with premium rate number on
3. Drive around town like an absolute cunt
4. Watch the money rollllll in folks! "
This made me chuckle. Drinks on you, Funky? |
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"Why I'm glad you asked:
1. Buy premium rate phone number
2. Make a 'How am I driving' sticker with premium rate number on
3. Drive around town like an absolute cunt
4. Watch the money rollllll in folks!
This made me chuckle. Drinks on you, Funky? "
Yes you can have my cocktail anytime. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d buy a winning lottery ticket and share my winnings with all my fab friends.......
Aww thanks. Your to kind  "
I thought so. Now all I need are some fab friends! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3 quid Tesco meal deal.
A bag of Cashew nuts.
Cheesestrings.
Face primer.
And if any change it gets put in a money box.
Cheesestrings
Yeeess you know "
Its allllll about cheesestrings |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"I spent the last tenner, can I have another one?
No
Spoilsport 
That’s me 
Can we discuss this without anyone watching?
I’m shy
You shouted it out, now everyone knows
You, shy?  "
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"I spent the last tenner, can I have another one?
No
Spoilsport
That’s me
Can we discuss this without anyone watching?
I’m shy
You shouted it out, now everyone knows
You, shy? "
im really really really shy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Costa with my 5 left ahha. gingerbread hot chocolate
Billionaires hot chocolate is yummy "
What is this you speak of? Like Millionaire shortbread like?
Sounds indulgent! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Costa with my 5 left ahha. gingerbread hot chocolate
Billionaires hot chocolate is yummy
What is this you speak of? Like Millionaire shortbread like?
Sounds indulgent! "
New Xmas Costa drinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Costa with my 5 left ahha. gingerbread hot chocolate
Billionaires hot chocolate is yummy
What is this you speak of? Like Millionaire shortbread like?
Sounds indulgent!
New Xmas Costa drinks "
Best I be looking out for them next time! Chars! |
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