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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hmm let me see does it have to be fab related ?
Nope anything you want.... mine was just a joke you see  "
Ah, the old I was only joking excuse, I'm on to your game Pollyanna  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hmm let me see does it have to be fab related ?
Nope anything you want.... mine was just a joke you see
Ah, the old I was only joking excuse, I'm on to your game Pollyanna "
Its true they bore me, but not enough to offus fuckus them.... some are quite entertaining  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get rid of stray cat that keeps comming in my house .it won't stay and i feed it and then goes .then 5am wants in .Then the spider that lives in my wing mirror and makes a lovely web on a daily basis .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you please make this week offus fuckas Polly? And next week too..then put it on pause for a while, like 3 months?
Oh and also I don't suppose you can do anything about the north and south being so far apart?
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you please make this week offus fuckas Polly? And next week too..then put it on pause for a while, like 3 months?
Oh and also I don't suppose you can do anything about the north and south being so far apart?
Peach x"
Time freezing I dont think my trusty wand can manage but I'll give it a go for you gorgeous lady....
North and South? Well I can being a bit of the north to you 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list."
Think nature took care of Elvis |
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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago
Near Bournemouth |
"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis "
Didn't take care of his awful music though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though."
I guess thats still caught in a trap |
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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago
Near Bournemouth |
"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap "
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap "
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment "
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Erm wet holly gosh what would I fuckusoffus in a jolly Harry Potter way
I would ask people if they feel glum write their posts and she them as a draft . Look at them again after an hour and if the feel the same post them.
Oh and get rid of rate my cock. , as mine is already the nicest
Splendid larks
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns "
It's left me all shook up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you please make this week offus fuckas Polly? And next week too..then put it on pause for a while, like 3 months?
Oh and also I don't suppose you can do anything about the north and south being so far apart?
Peach x
Time freezing I dont think my trusty wand can manage but I'll give it a go for you gorgeous lady....
North and South? Well I can being a bit of the north to you
Xx"
We'll be bringing the south up your way very soon sexy lady
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up "
Don't be cruel |
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Anyone that compares bare back to russian roulette
Anyone that whines that not getting a reply is rude
Anyone that messages a profile with a view to getting a meet when they don't fit the criteria posted on the profile.
All these deserve a lifetime ban
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Work. It stops me posting, wanking and fucking. Pretty much all my leisure activities.
Then you'll be poor and no one will want you."
You saying women only want me for my money?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Work. It stops me posting, wanking and fucking. Pretty much all my leisure activities.
So full time picture poster is not your official title? "
I wish someone would pay me to do that! |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
in the centre |
"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel "
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise "
Thats just suspicious minds |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
in the centre |
"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise
Thats just suspicious minds "
All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Work. It stops me posting, wanking and fucking. Pretty much all my leisure activities.
Then you'll be poor and no one will want you.
You saying women only want me for my money? "
Money makes men more attractive women
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise
Thats just suspicious minds
All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you
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You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
in the centre |
"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise
Thats just suspicious minds
All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you
You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love "
That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise
Thats just suspicious minds
All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you
You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love
That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion "
Dont be suspicious, just love me tender |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
in the centre |
"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise
Thats just suspicious minds
All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you
You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love
That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion
Dont be suspicious, just love me tender "
In the ghetto ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got my magic wand ready.... what would you make 'offus fuckus' and why?
All the woe is me threads after being in site a week "
me having no icecream in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise
Thats just suspicious minds
All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you
You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love
That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion
Dont be suspicious, just love me tender
In the ghetto ? "
Better there than the heartbreak hotel |
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise
Thats just suspicious minds
All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you
You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love
That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion
Dont be suspicious, just love me tender
In the ghetto ?
Better there than the heartbreak hotel "
Love me tender and I'll never send you there. |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
in the centre |
"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise
Thats just suspicious minds
All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you
You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love
That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion
Dont be suspicious, just love me tender
In the ghetto ?
Better there than the heartbreak hotel
Love me tender and I'll never send you there. "
Sorry could never do that I've got a wooden heart |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise
Thats just suspicious minds
All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you
You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love
That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion
Dont be suspicious, just love me tender
In the ghetto ?
Better there than the heartbreak hotel
Love me tender and I'll never send you there.
Sorry could never do that I've got a wooden heart "
You ain't nothing but a hound dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having to pay for Gin ....... surely that's just wrong???
You don't HAVE to pay for it. You'll have to be a fast runner though. "
Hmmmmm see I don't like running ..... any other ways to get free gin? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having to pay for Gin ....... surely that's just wrong???
You don't HAVE to pay for it. You'll have to be a fast runner though.
Hmmmmm see I don't like running ..... any other ways to get free gin? "
Running? Nope! If you see me running then you better run too coz something is trying to kill me |
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"November. I want to bust out the Christmas tunes, tree, and mince pies.
Didn't Christmas start on 1st November "
I like to hold back... I'd be double the size if i start eating mince pies in November! |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
in the centre |
"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise
Thats just suspicious minds
All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you
You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love
That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion
Dont be suspicious, just love me tender
In the ghetto ?
Better there than the heartbreak hotel
Love me tender and I'll never send you there.
Sorry could never do that I've got a wooden heart
You ain't nothing but a hound dog "
That's just stepped right on my blue suede shoes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise
Thats just suspicious minds
All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you
You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love
That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion
Dont be suspicious, just love me tender
In the ghetto ?
Better there than the heartbreak hotel
Love me tender and I'll never send you there.
Sorry could never do that I've got a wooden heart
You ain't nothing but a hound dog
That's just stepped right on my blue suede shoes "
Well its too late, you've hurt my feelings, are you lonesome tonight now |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise
Thats just suspicious minds
All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you
You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love
That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion
Dont be suspicious, just love me tender
In the ghetto ?
Better there than the heartbreak hotel
Love me tender and I'll never send you there.
Sorry could never do that I've got a wooden heart
You ain't nothing but a hound dog
That's just stepped right on my blue suede shoes
Well its too late, you've hurt my feelings, are you lonesome tonight now "
No but my corsets too tight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise
Thats just suspicious minds
All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you
You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love
That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion
Dont be suspicious, just love me tender
In the ghetto ?
Better there than the heartbreak hotel
Love me tender and I'll never send you there.
Sorry could never do that I've got a wooden heart
You ain't nothing but a hound dog
That's just stepped right on my blue suede shoes
Well its too late, you've hurt my feelings, are you lonesome tonight now
No but my corsets too tight "
Better loosen it before you end up in the promised land |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers
Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.
Think nature took care of Elvis
Didn't take care of his awful music though.
I guess thats still caught in a trap
You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment
I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns
It's left me all shook up
Don't be cruel
I'm sure you're the devil in disguise
Thats just suspicious minds
All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you
You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love
That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion
Dont be suspicious, just love me tender
In the ghetto ?
Better there than the heartbreak hotel
Love me tender and I'll never send you there.
Sorry could never do that I've got a wooden heart
You ain't nothing but a hound dog
That's just stepped right on my blue suede shoes
Well its too late, you've hurt my feelings, are you lonesome tonight now
No but my corsets too tight
Better loosen it before you end up in the promised land "
Well I just can't help believing I'll fit in it one day |
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