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“I don’t bite....unless you want me to”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What fab lines make you....

Or even

...

You get me,

“Sucks like a dyson”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pussy/arse/tits/cock/body (delete as applicable) to die for.

Cringe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Notice to Sydney University” or whatever it is...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pussy/arse/tits/cock/body (delete as applicable) to die for.

Cringe"

Yes, or ‘has a body made for sin’

What?!

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Not wanting to work my way through the whole of the site

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not wanting to work my way through the whole of the site

Verified by 69 people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can lick a fanny for hours

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

love your pics...

so what?

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sorry you can’t send private mail to this member

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Not wanting to work my way through the whole of the site

Verified by 69 people

That's exactly it !! How many do you want to try before you find the select couple you're looking for

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Can lick a fanny for hours

Means clueless and has no idea where the clit is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry you can’t send private mail to this member

What, not Happy Birthday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can lick a fanny for hours

Yessss! Yawn fest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can breath through my ears

Righty oh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

“You know who you are”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhh Boldy, you have tits to die for, on a body that's made for sin. Can I please meet you so I can lick you for hours, before you suck me like a Dyson. I promise not to bite.........hard............unless you ask me to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can lick a fanny for hours

Yessss! Yawn fest!"

I no exactly us ladies prefere hard fucking hair pulling ,slapped ass play

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By *londieddWoman over a year ago

fife

I like all types=desperate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are genuine??? So the rest of us are fakes x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Safe sex only

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ohhh Boldy, you have tits to die for, on a body that's made for sin. Can I please meet you so I can lick you for hours, before you suck me like a Dyson. I promise not to bite.........hard............unless you ask me to.

Fuck.

Right.

Off!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Treat her well"

"I'm here for fun"

*boke*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck.

Right.

Off!

Is that a no then?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Anything veri beginning with 'Well what can I say...' or ending with 'treat this lady/man with respect' BOILS MY FUCKING PISS

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By *inxy777Woman over a year ago

essex

I’m intrigued !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anything veri beginning with 'Well what can I say...' or ending with 'treat this lady/man with respect' BOILS MY FUCKING PISS"

Are you sure?

You sound unsure?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything veri beginning with 'Well what can I say...' or ending with 'treat this lady/man with respect' BOILS MY FUCKING PISS

Are you sure?

You sound unsure?

Thought monkies like piss

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Anything veri beginning with 'Well what can I say...' or ending with 'treat this lady/man with respect' BOILS MY FUCKING PISS

Are you sure?

You sound unsure?

I'm on the fence really, stings a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any combo' of 'I'm gonna eat/ruin/destroy/smash/plough your pussy.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Anything veri beginning with 'Well what can I say...' or ending with 'treat this lady/man with respect' BOILS MY FUCKING PISS

Are you sure?

You sound unsure?

Thought monkies like piss

I have been known to thrown my own excrement at passers by

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By *oss2810Man over a year ago

Chesterfield

Only looking for VVVVVWE

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

“Professional”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat her well. I agree with that one. Sounds like they are packing her off to the nursing home.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

ditto apart from the suck bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘I’m gonna ruin/destroy that pussy/arse’

With that attitude...you’re not getting anywhere near it. Already blocked!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Just out of a marriage/relationship'

Who cares?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lick for hours

Breath through my ears

Well hung

Will make you squirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ditto apart from the suck bit

If we all work on her with that line. She'll have to fall for us eventually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ditto apart from the suck bit

If we all work on her with that line. She'll have to fall for us eventually.

Crafty fucker!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ones that have me in stitches is when I view a womans profile and check her veri’s and it’s basically a long list of guys self advertising “she sucked my massive cock for hours” “she knows exactly how to suck my big cock” and so forth. Some veri pages are literally 20 guys measuring dick size with the previous guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The ones that have me in stitches is when I view a womans profile and check her veri’s and it’s basically a long list of guys self advertising “she sucked my massive cock for hours” “she knows exactly how to suck my big cock” and so forth. Some veri pages are literally 20 guys measuring dick size with the previous guy."

*chuckles*

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By *urlesque!Woman over a year ago

Gloucester

Professional - especially when mis-spelt!

Any kind of "scenarios" (they are usually so dull and boring and probably copied and pasted all over the place)

Any hint of what they intend to do to me.. enough to not want to even consider doing whatever they wanted to do in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

“Discreet/discrete”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No pics because of my job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Descriptions that involve the word fun. If you have to tell me then you ain't

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

I'm married. Ok, challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm married. Ok, challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great fuck, she gushed everywhere.

Great fuck, I gushed everywhere.

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By *c-ukMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Please please please go out with me, your such a super hot dude....

Cant you ladies think up something more original

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stunnner, has to be the most overused word on here.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I'm married. Ok, challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

25 and up Only!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're not racist but won't meet black/Asian/white! What every single one of a certain race you can categorically say you don't fancy? Every single one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Mmmmmm'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/11/17 16:15:15]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any sentence with the words - titties or panties

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"You don't know what you're missing"

"You won't be disappointed" regular follow up to declining their previous offer

"I could teach you a thing or 2" usually from someone half my age

"I'm bored, anyone free for an hour?" regular status on local updates

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All of the above!!!

And of course the ...... ur stunning, gorgeous etc etc and yet have never seen a face pic!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't mess this person about.

Ok seeing as you've said so in your veri, I'll obviously change my obviously deep seated undesirable need to mess people about.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, go away "

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By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

Don't be fooled/Don't be put off.. by their (shy/geeky/insert something else) nature.

It's usually followed by "they are a dirty slut", and the guy is basically saying "this girls shy nature is annoying as fuck but just put up with it cause shes a slut".

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If you get the chance dont say no..

Usually said by people who have never said no to anyone/thing in their life.

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Treat her well.

Usually follows a long essay about how they humiliated the cum slut whore during bdsm sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Fill in later”

“You know who you are”

“Not looking to sleep with the whole of fab”

“Single guys I will find you”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bare with me

Take your time love. Spelling matters x

(Bare/bear is worse than they're/there/there because it isn't even a grammar issue)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will update soon...."

You have been here for 12 months and still can't think of something to write?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All of the above!!!

And of course the ...... ur stunning, gorgeous etc etc and yet have never seen a face pic!!!!

Totally agree with you, when they say that I’m like “you haven’t fucking seen me, I could look like the back end of a bull”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of the above!!!

And of course the ...... ur stunning, gorgeous etc etc and yet have never seen a face pic!!!!

Totally agree with you, when they say that I’m like “you haven’t fucking seen me, I could look like the back end of a bull”

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't be fooled/Don't be put off.. by their (shy/geeky/insert something else) nature.

It's usually followed by "they are a dirty slut", and the guy is basically saying "this girls shy nature is annoying as fuck but just put up with it cause shes a slut".

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If you get the chance dont say no..

Usually said by people who have never said no to anyone/thing in their life.

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Treat her well.

Usually follows a long essay about how they humiliated the cum slut whore during bdsm sex."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“Fill in later”

“You know who you are”

“Not looking to sleep with the whole of fab”

“Single guys I will find you”

Basically hit the nail on the head here lol ????????

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By *easingtessWoman over a year ago

waterford

"All of the above!!!

And of course the ...... ur stunning, gorgeous etc etc and yet have never seen a face pic!!!!

Totally agree with you, when they say that I’m like “you haven’t fucking seen me, I could look like the back end of a bull”

This

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By *urved HunnyWoman over a year ago

Essex

The "I don't bite unless you want me to" is appalling, anything miss spelt too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'Mmmmmm'

X 100000

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Run my profile'....,just gets my goat.

It's not a fucking business.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The "I don't bite unless you want me to" is appalling, anything miss spelt too "

Misspelled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, and - your not what I'm looking for ...

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

ive seen your pics, id like to watch you with my wife..similar to, this afternoons gem

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Pussy/arse/tits/cock/body (delete as applicable) to die for.

Cringe"

Why do you cringe?. Some do have a body part to die for..obvioulsy it's not ment literally

Lexi has a booty to die for. Cringe away

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any sentence with the words - titties or panties

Panties makes my skin crawl

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By *wesomeSauce!Man over a year ago

Brighton

"Only here for the forums"

Doesn't really annoy me, but I have been disapointed on occasion...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ive seen your pics, id like to watch you with my wife..similar to, this afternoons gem"

And you’re meeting ‘them’ when?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look lovely. From the neck down

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By *easingtessWoman over a year ago

waterford

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"“Fill in later”

“You know who you are”

“Not looking to sleep with the whole of fab”

“Single guys I will find you”

What's wrong with saying you know who you are?. They clearly don't want to say the person's username etc

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Not wanting to work my way through the whole of the site

I'm a bit lost by this. What's wrong with stating you don't want to sleep with loads of people?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Anything veri beginning with 'Well what can I say...' or ending with 'treat this lady/man with respect' BOILS MY FUCKING PISS"

Why does it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh, and - your not what I'm looking for ...

Awwwh!

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"‘I’m gonna ruin/destroy that pussy/arse’

With that attitude...you’re not getting anywhere near it. Already blocked!

And also; if something has been "destroyed", doesn't that now mean it's unusable? It all sounds rather painful to me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“Fill in later”

“You know who you are”

“Not looking to sleep with the whole of fab”

“Single guys I will find you”

What's wrong with saying you know who you are?. They clearly don't want to say the person's username etc

Cheesy

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"ive seen your pics, id like to watch you with my wife..similar to, this afternoons gem

And you’re meeting ‘them’ when?

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im afraid the conversation got a little derailed after that and now they wont be speaking to me any more..total loss right? but to help other women on here i did for you, suggest he change his approach, i am educational and instructive in solidarity, for my fellow performing seals

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By *easingtessWoman over a year ago

waterford

"‘I’m gonna ruin/destroy that pussy/arse’

With that attitude...you’re not getting anywhere near it. Already blocked!

And also; if something has been "destroyed", doesn't that now mean it's unusable? It all sounds rather painful to me. "

This really annoys me as well

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By *wesomeSauce!Man over a year ago

Brighton

"Not wanting to work my way through the whole of the site

I'm a bit lost by this. What's wrong with stating you don't want to sleep with loads of people?

It's a cliché - and nobody wants to sleep with the whole site. It means nothing because it goes without saying.

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By *otForSoftiesWoman over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere

"I've read your profile" when they clearly haven't

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

Anything than ends with 'hun'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Curves in all the right places.

Means nothing if you also have them in the wrong places.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

'I don't have a type'

Yeah, you do. You can see you do. You don't get fuck points for that nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're alright for a young guy

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"“Fill in later”

“You know who you are”

“Not looking to sleep with the whole of fab”

“Single guys I will find you”

What's wrong with saying you know who you are?. They clearly don't want to say the person's username etc

Cheesy "

Oh okay. Yeah that's true but still doesn't change the fact that people don't everyone knowing there business. Even though they will when the person leaves them a verification lol

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Not wanting to work my way through the whole of the site

I'm a bit lost by this. What's wrong with stating you don't want to sleep with loads of people?

It's a cliché - and nobody wants to sleep with the whole site. It means nothing because it goes without saying."

It doesn't though. Some people will sleep with anything and everything

. To most it would

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"“Fill in later”

“You know who you are”

“Not looking to sleep with the whole of fab”

“Single guys I will find you”

What's wrong with saying you know who you are?. They clearly don't want to say the person's username etc

Cheesy

Oh okay. Yeah that's true but still doesn't change the fact that people don't everyone knowing there business. Even though they will when the person leaves them a verification lol"

Or else the want people to look at their veris, to see who they’ve just boned.

Also, they could be talking about their imaginary meet.

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By *oreverHorny69Man over a year ago

Milnrow

My cocks only an inch (off the floor )

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're alright for a young guy

You are though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're alright for a young guy

You are though.

I know

(ego multiplies...)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been said before but the Sydney University disclaimer....means absolutely nothing. Utterly pointless and any lawyer who says otherwise can suck my 9" black....diploma

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By *annyT1966Man over a year ago

Derwentside

"Can lick a fanny for hours

Yessss! Yawn fest!

I no exactly us ladies prefere hard fucking hair pulling ,slapped ass play

Well if I'd known that was what you were after....

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Sorry you can’t send private mail to this member

What, not Happy Birthday?

The happy birthday messages get me a kiss and the odd sympathy shag

Can you send me that pic of your vagazzle again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry you can’t send private mail to this member

What, not Happy Birthday?

The happy birthday messages get me a kiss and the odd sympathy shag

Can you send me that pic of your vagazzle again?

Lol. Nice try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can lick a fanny for hours

Me too

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Sorry you can’t send private mail to this member

What, not Happy Birthday?

The happy birthday messages get me a kiss and the odd sympathy shag

Can you send me that pic of your vagazzle again?

Lol. Nice try

I’ll take that as a yes

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

No text, but pictures with those bloody stupid animal ears and noses superimposed on people

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Quality not quantity

Cant meet at the drop of a hat

Not like some on here.....

Miss

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Attracted to intelligence and personality more than looks - (a lie of course) no one with great looks has replied so hoping recipients assume the user is intelligent, even though he's not endowed with handsome features.

'Old fashioned gentleman' - (like many politicians under investigation)

I'm only interested in your pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not wanting to work my way through the whole of the site

I'm a bit lost by this. What's wrong with stating you don't want to sleep with loads of people?

It's a cliché - and nobody wants to sleep with the whole site. It means nothing because it goes without saying."

I think this may not be true as there is someone on here with over 500+ verifications! Lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"No text, but pictures with those bloody stupid animal ears and noses superimposed on people

Users of these should be castrated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

07????????? Call me so I can fuck you.

I would love fuck you

I would show you a good time

Please let me cum in your ass

Any of these will not be getting anywhere near me!!!!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

All my own hair and teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been said before but the Sydney University disclaimer....means absolutely nothing. Utterly pointless and any lawyer who says otherwise can suck my 9" black....diploma"

I would like to inspect this diploma to make sure it is real... a lot of fake diplomas out there at the moment...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been said before but the Sydney University disclaimer....means absolutely nothing. Utterly pointless and any lawyer who says otherwise can suck my 9" black....diploma

I would like to inspect this diploma to make sure it is real... a lot of fake diplomas out there at the moment... "

I assume your name refers to diplomas yes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hung like a Himalayan yak!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm back.

Been here before.

Know how it all works.

Those that know me , message me and verify me.

I was in a relationship that has now ended so i'm back and looking.

( Like anyone realised you were gone )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excuse me love, Do you have Irish blood in you as my cocks Dublin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been said before but the Sydney University disclaimer....means absolutely nothing. Utterly pointless and any lawyer who says otherwise can suck my 9" black....diploma

I would like to inspect this diploma to make sure it is real... a lot of fake diplomas out there at the moment...

I assume your name refers to diplomas yes?

YES and only diplomas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can breath through my ears

Righty oh

My hubby breaths through a hole in his throat.... lickslotapuss.... only advantage of throat cancer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm back.

Been here before.

Know how it all works.

Those that know me , message me and verify me.

I was in a relationship that has now ended so i'm back and looking.

( Like anyone realised you were gone ) "

*sniggers*

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

What annoys me most is the ‘single guys I/we will find you!’

As though they’re so bloody amazing that all the single guys on fab are sat whimsically staring at their phone/laptop dreaming of receiving a message from these princesses/Demi gods!

*sits back and waits for the onslaught!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What annoys me most is the ‘single guys I/we will find you!’

As though they’re so bloody amazing that all the single guys on fab are sat whimsically staring at their phone/laptop dreaming of receiving a message from these princesses/Demi gods!

*sits back and waits for the onslaught!

"
Preach....id agree...there are some seriously deranged creatures amongst the Fab community...large number male but not all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m turning right, not going down that road again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm back.

Been here before.

Know how it all works.

Those that know me , message me and verify me.

I was in a relationship that has now ended so i'm back and looking.

( Like anyone realised you were gone ) "

No one gave a shiny shit

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Had the snip ...so what

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Had the snip ...so what

Miss"

Embracing bareback

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feeling the need to put "just saying" at the end of everything, really winds me up. Just saying x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unnecessary ..... dots..... between random....words.

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By *wesomeSauce!Man over a year ago

Brighton

"Unnecessary ..... dots..... between random....words. "

Oh...I've been doing that lately...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Unnecessary ..... dots..... between random....words.

Oh...I've been doing that lately...

At least yours are actually ellipsis... sssss ...

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By *iss GalitzineWoman over a year ago

Near Bath

Well if u ever want a fuck buddy no strings I'm just down the road haha offer u can't refuse ey lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not meeting single men,

( on profile notes)

Looking for single men and BBC’s etc etc ect.

EH??????

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By *iss GalitzineWoman over a year ago

Near Bath

Naughty.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Age is just a number!

(when youve just turned down a lad younger than your own kids)

Fuck

Right

Off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you don't jump through all these spiked hoops, I won't even consider replying, even with a face pic"

(Jumps through hoops) deleted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn, that's me out of lines......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont send cock pics...

Whilst every single picture on their profile is of their fanny.

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By *iss GalitzineWoman over a year ago

Near Bath

"Dont send cock pics...

Whilst every single picture on their profile is of their fanny."

Not me.

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Quality over quantity

They've apparently never realised you can have a good quantity of quality meets depending on your selection process of course but

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"love your pics...

so what?

Seriously?

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By *iWifeHappyLifeCouple over a year ago

Liverpool

[Removed by poster at 06/11/17 23:55:30]

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By *iWifeHappyLifeCouple over a year ago

Liverpool

"...Not being racist just not my type"

- after discounting an entire race of people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guys no dick pics. When all they have on their profile is boob pics

Or better yet "no face pic no reply" yet your profile is a fucking silhouette

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

[Removed by poster at 07/11/17 06:09:39]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*grabs popcorn*

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

(Yeah Bee, stop it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What annoys me most is the ‘single guys I/we will find you!’

As though they’re so bloody amazing that all the single guys on fab are sat whimsically staring at their phone/laptop dreaming of receiving a message from these princesses/Demi gods!

*sits back and waits for the onslaught!

i completely agree! They never find me either!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*grabs popcorn*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"42

(Yeah Bee, stop it

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By *londieddWoman over a year ago

fife

people in the forums grabbing popcorn

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"people in the forums grabbing popcorn

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fun guy/woman after fun times = probably dull as fuck

Cum say hello, I don't bite unless you want me to = cringe and a pass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""...Not being racist just not my type"

- after discounting an entire race of people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Up for anything" always reads to me as "no imagination and wants a partner to do all the thinking"

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"What annoys me most is the ‘single guys I/we will find you!’

As though they’re so bloody amazing that all the single guys on fab are sat whimsically staring at their phone/laptop dreaming of receiving a message from these princesses/Demi gods!

*sits back and waits for the onslaught!

i completely agree! They never find me either!!

They don’t??

A crime in itself!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What annoys me most is the ‘single guys I/we will find you!’

As though they’re so bloody amazing that all the single guys on fab are sat whimsically staring at their phone/laptop dreaming of receiving a message from these princesses/Demi gods!

*sits back and waits for the onslaught!

i completely agree! They never find me either!!

They don’t??

A crime in itself!

Haha, great answer, you can stay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In verifications. "Treat this lady with respect."

Seriously?! Does anyone really need telling this?!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"In verifications. "Treat this lady with respect."

Seriously?! Does anyone really need telling this?! "

On here you would be suprised

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"In verifications. "Treat this lady with respect."

Seriously?! Does anyone really need telling this?!

On here you would be suprised "

Everyone should be treated with respect!

Everyone except well, you know....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Professional guy.

Professional what? Juggler? Arsehole? Killer?

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By *TrainMan over a year ago

London

"Professional guy.

Professional what? Juggler? Arsehole? Killer?"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just passing through .. boils my f##king blood. You are !! Let me stop my life so I can suck you like a Dyson then you can pundits my pussy till I squirt all over you ....

This collection has yet to work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“Notice to Sydney University” or whatever it is...!

That disclaimer is the most naff thing for me at any rate.It means jack shit other than I'm sure the profile writer thinks it gives them a modicum of intelligence.

.I need to do a little reccy and see if the same people suck like dysons and dont bite unless you want them to!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"“Notice to Sydney University” or whatever it is...!

That disclaimer is the most naff thing for me at any rate.It means jack shit other than I'm sure the profile writer thinks it gives them a modicum of intelligence.

.I need to do a little reccy and see if the same people suck like dysons and dont bite unless you want them to!

Let us know your findings!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not a fab line but one that pisses me off so much in real life

"are you ready?"

"I was born ready"

oh fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"not a fab line but one that pisses me off so much in real life

"are you ready?"

"I was born ready"

oh fuck off"

Need a hug?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"not a fab line but one that pisses me off so much in real life

"are you ready?"

"I was born ready"

oh fuck off

Need a hug?"

hug my penis with your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"not a fab line but one that pisses me off so much in real life

"are you ready?"

"I was born ready"

oh fuck off

Need a hug?

hug my penis with your mouth"

Depends. Are you sharing the Dominos?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"not a fab line but one that pisses me off so much in real life

"are you ready?"

"I was born ready"

oh fuck off

Need a hug?

hug my penis with your mouth

Depends. Are you sharing the Dominos?

stuffed crust?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"not a fab line but one that pisses me off so much in real life

"are you ready?"

"I was born ready"

oh fuck off

Need a hug?

hug my penis with your mouth

Depends. Are you sharing the Dominos?

You want stuffed?

Yes, yes I do!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What annoys me most is the ‘single guys I/we will find you!’

As though they’re so bloody amazing that all the single guys on fab are sat whimsically staring at their phone/laptop dreaming of receiving a message from these princesses/Demi gods!

*sits back and waits for the onslaught!

i completely agree! They never find me either!!

They don’t??

A crime in itself!

Hell will freeze over first I guess!!!!

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"not a fab line but one that pisses me off so much in real life

"are you ready?"

"I was born ready"

oh fuck off

Need a hug?

hug my penis with your mouth

Depends. Are you sharing the Dominos?

You want stuffed?

Yes, yes I do!

Any pineapple?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

...jog on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/11/17 22:35:37]

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Up for everything... Except...

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