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"The person above committed a heinous crime this afternoon and is in court Monday morning
The question is, what are they charged with ?
Keep it lighthearted and fun"
Weeing in the pool |
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"The person above committed a heinous crime this afternoon and is in court Monday morning
The question is, what are they charged with ?
Keep it lighthearted and fun"
Cannon balling in to the pool ..naughty boy!! Lol x |
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"The person above committed a heinous crime this afternoon and is in court Monday morning
The question is, what are they charged with ?
Keep it lighthearted and fun"
peeing in the water... serious crime |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lim Man — charged with imperfect ironing technique. "
Estella-indecent exposure in the bed shop. She misunderstood when the said lay in your sleeping position and took her clothes off like she normally does. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lim Man — charged with imperfect ironing technique.
Trashing taxis in London "
Crashing maybe, but trashing sounds like I’ve been vomiting in them! Which I most certainly have not!!
Kinky — sucking off Smurfs. And she knows why I say that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lim Man — charged with imperfect ironing technique.
Trashing taxis in London
Kinky minx-banana theft
Stole a penguin from bristol zoo"
Sticking his willy in the pool's water pump |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lim Man — charged with imperfect ironing technique.
Trashing taxis in London
Kinky minx-banana theft
Stole a penguin from bristol zoo
Sticking his willy in the pool's water pump"
Stealing my heart |
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"Lim Man — charged with imperfect ironing technique.
Trashing taxis in London
Kinky minx-banana theft
Stole a penguin from bristol zoo
Sticking his willy in the pool's water pump"
To be fair it's one hell of a bj |
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"Lim Man — charged with imperfect ironing technique.
Trashing taxis in London
Kinky minx-banana theft
Stole a penguin from bristol zoo
Sticking his willy in the pool's water pump
To be fair it's one hell of a bj"
Stole a kid’s lilo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lim Man — charged with imperfect ironing technique.
Trashing taxis in London
Kinky minx-banana theft
Stole a penguin from bristol zoo
Sticking his willy in the pool's water pump
To be fair it's one hell of a bj
Stole a kid’s lilo"
Erm...she had too little public pics ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"EM — buying joggers that don’t fully fit.
Stealing flowers from the local park
Impersonating a celebrity "
Breaking the bail conditions stating she should be within 100 yards of me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"EM — buying joggers that don’t fully fit.
Stealing flowers from the local park
Impersonating a celebrity
Breaking the bail conditions stating she should be within 100 yards of me "
Stealing my chest infection so I can send snuggles |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"EM — buying joggers that don’t fully fit.
Stealing flowers from the local park
Impersonating a celebrity
Breaking the bail conditions stating she should be within 100 yards of me
Stealing my chest infection so I can send snuggles "
Being too young |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For having a smoochie bum
...of having a nice bellybutton..
Living to far away "
Theft of pies left to cool by an open window, by a lovely old lady. Like in a cartoon. How could you. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"For having a smoochie bum
...of having a nice bellybutton..
Living to far away
Theft of pies left to cool by an open window, by a lovely old lady. Like in a cartoon. How could you."
They smelt soooooo good man! |
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