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"People who do not let the water drain away from sinks after they have finished using them, grrrrrrrrrrrr! "what else would their hair float in?  | |||
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"Mine today has been me,Im having a mini crisis of confidence and need a kick up the arse "eh,have a look in the mirror,that should clear up the confidence thing. plus,no need for a kick up the arse,when something else,would fit so much better.   | |||
"Mine today has been me,Im having a mini crisis of confidence and need a kick up the arse
eh,have a look in the mirror,that should clear up the confidence thing.
plus,no need for a kick up the arse,when something else,would fit so much better. "ooh lala | |||
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"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring' It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r "And mill-yons instead of millions. And sangwich instead of sandwich. | |||
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"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring' It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r
And mill-yons instead of millions.
And sangwich instead of sandwich.
"Rob says sangwich........I spent a couple of yrs trying to correct him but gave it up as a bad job long ago now,I just turn my ears off now | |||
"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring' It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r
And mill-yons instead of millions.
And sangwich instead of sandwich.
"Oh and crips instead of crisps. And aks instead of ask | |||
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"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring' It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r
And mill-yons instead of millions.
And sangwich instead of sandwich.
Rob says sangwich........I spent a couple of yrs trying to correct him but gave it up as a bad job long ago now,I just turn my ears off now "tell him to ask for a piece or a butty instead... much easier | |||
Turns out a 'fancy piece' up here is a cake or somesuch...  | |||
"Bright coloured petals and warm woolen mittens" Brown paper packages tied up with strings...
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"Bright coloured petals and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings...
Wolf"Whiskers on kittens! | |||
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"Todays random irritation is....two thirteen year olds playing band hero. "Aww you could be listening to the next Foo Fighters!! xx | |||
"Todays random irritation is....two thirteen year olds playing band hero.
Aww you could be listening to the next Foo Fighters!! xx"I'd rather listen to the dogs fighting. | |||
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"I have to confess that I'm guilty of irritating myself once a month. It usually happens around maintenance time when what I mean to say to my ex-wife is 'Hiya, here is your money' but what actually comes out of my mouth is 'fucking blood-sucking spawn of satan, here's ya goddam money!' "pmsl | |||
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"the scum that forms on jam when i haven't got a knob of proper butter in the house! "Yes that's so vexing | |||
"I have to confess that I'm guilty of irritating myself once a month. It usually happens around maintenance time when what I mean to say to my ex-wife is 'Hiya, here is your money' but what actually comes out of my mouth is 'fucking blood-sucking spawn of satan, here's ya goddam money!' "I thought maintainence was paid for children ? I want an ex! | |||
"the scum that forms on jam when i haven't got a knob of proper butter in the house!
Yes that's so vexing "oh for a proper knob... | |||
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"the scum that forms on jam when i haven't got a knob of proper butter in the house!
Yes that's so vexing
oh for a proper knob... "You rang, m'lady....?
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"the scum that forms on jam when i haven't got a knob of proper butter in the house!
Yes that's so vexing
oh for a proper knob...
You rang, m'lady....?
;)
Your humility is truly endearing x
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"People who 'axe' a question." Can I axe you why ? | |||
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"I have to confess that I'm guilty of irritating myself once a month. It usually happens around maintenance time when what I mean to say to my ex-wife is 'Hiya, here is your money' but what actually comes out of my mouth is 'fucking blood-sucking spawn of satan, here's ya goddam money!'
I thought maintainence was paid for children ?
I want an ex!"It is, and I do pay it for my daughter to benefit from. The money-grabbing cow always has little 'extras' each month that she'd appreciate me paying half towards. I say 'appreciate' but when I decline saying the maintenance I pay should cover everything, I get, "Oh well, she'll have to go without then!" thrown in my face. | |||
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"People who 'axe' a question. Can I axe you why ?" Actually it's more irritating when they say 'I am axeing you'. I tend to take a step back just in case. | |||
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"Mine today is having a profile that says we aren't looking for anyone under 30, yet have a message from an 18 yr old who says he knows he might be annoying us but do we want to meet?? FFS Nooooooo !! Grrrrrr "So long as you have under 30's visible in your friends list I think you are always likely to get other under 30's assuming you make exceptions. | |||
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"Standing in a massive queue at a chip shop, waiting to be served and finally getting to second place in the queue, only to have the one person in front of you, order so much stuff there’s not enough chips left to make a single portion up for you…. So your faced with either waiting ages until more chips are fried …. Or leaving the shop empty handed behind the greedy bastard who’s got bags and bags of the fukers in front of you....…..
Quite frankly this situation boils my piss when it happens "If you wait, at least you'll know you're getting the first bag out of a fresh batch rather than the last bag of an old batch. | |||
" If you wait, at least you'll know you're getting the first bag out of a fresh batch rather than the last bag of an old batch. "That’s true Wishy….. but at local my chippy, they always rush the next batch out when stocks are low and queues are long … So the fresh ones tend to be undercooked but still scorching hot,,,,, so ya risk burning ya gob on tasteless starchy piss poor chips you wish yu'd never bought……!!! By the way,,,,,yes your rite,,, those crazy people rescuing stuff for the caravan…. OMG….. what the fuk is that all about… I mean, it must be like living in Steptoe and sons shed ffs | |||
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"Twats who say 'can I get' when ordering fast food etc.. Someone remind them that they are not in a real life episode of Friends!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" It sounds like its ruff behind that McDonalds counter | |||
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"Motorway digital displays stating, "High Winds",, no shit!!!" would you have preferred the shit? | |||
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"Motorway digital displays stating, "High Winds",, no shit!!!" We saw one that read 'Pedestrians in road'. What the fuck is a pedestrian doing on the fookin motorway!! Turns out it was a worker.. so why didn't the frickin sign say 'Workmen in road' like it usually does? I'm sure some tanked-up from the weekend stupid arse is sitting there nursing a hangover each morning and his/her brain is still on the pillow at home. | |||
"Motorway digital displays stating, "High Winds",, no shit!!!would you have preferred the shit? "I have my favourites, "Queue ahead" when your already in the feckin Queue!! But the topper is "FOG" and you never saw that sign, guess why,,,, | |||
"Motorway digital displays stating, "High Winds",, no shit!!!would you have preferred the shit?
I have my favourites, "Queue ahead" when your already in the feckin Queue!!
But the topper is "FOG" and you never saw that sign, guess why,,,,"Cause you was contemplating your navel? | |||
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"Motorway digital displays stating, "High Winds",, no shit!!!would you have preferred the shit?
I have my favourites, "Queue ahead" when your already in the feckin Queue!!
But the topper is "FOG" and you never saw that sign, guess why,,,,Cause you was contemplating your navel? "That and busily "conforming to red X" which offft everyone knows,,(apart from me) | |||
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"Ppl pullg ya up on ya spelling & text slang Grrrrrr AND WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS TO "EMPHASISE SUMUT!!!OK M8!!LOL "YESSSSS I DO IT ~ TO MAKE A POINT OK!! "ok | |||
PPL (and i mean a very small minority of "F A B" sters!!);-)
"WHO ARE DARN RIGHT "BLOODY NASTY TO PPL ON THE FORUMS!!!!! Grrrrrrrr !!!
~ & usually for the "slightest" mistake & or /petty,& pathetic nit picking etc is "totally out of order!!
We ALL feel its form of petty bullying & down right nasty ,when there's really no need to be!!!
Dont get me wrong ~Everyone has a right to give their 6penneth on a thread,nothing against them at all (freedom of speach un all that),but to actually "pick on individuals" is unaccecptable & dozen of other ppl feel exactly the same !!
I've had dozens of private messages now from luvlie ppl ALL SAYING EXACTLY THE SAME THING !!! and what makes me "laff" the most is ~ these ppl never or very rarely contribute to the forums topics themselves,instead they "lurk" in the shadows,,ready & waiting to pounce on ANY~ONE that simply annoys them!!!
"P*** OFF " THESE FAB FORUMS DONT NEED YA !! ~unless you have sumthing decent to say !!!???? ~ STAY AWAY !!!
(that's me done ~ xx) | |||
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"Supermarket checkouts whilst you have a trolley full of stuff. " do you need some bags? Yes please (unless you want me to take the trolley home.) Then they proceed to give you a few bags and you need to ask for more! "On that, my one is the goods flying at you to the point you have a backlog of stuff to bag, friend once simply walked away from the checkout, leaft the person at checkout to cancel it all etc, ohhhhh Luv to do that!!! | |||
"my wee irritation today is peeps that say 'eh' before they say anything. For example... 'eh, can i get a cheeseburger' 'eh, can i get a drink with that' 'eh, can i get a thickshake' 'eh can i get strawberry' 'eh, can i get fries' 'EH - gonnae no say EH!!!'" Eh... That job at the McEhh gettin ya down eh??  | |||
"My irritation is at Fast Food outlets, when I go in for food, know what I want, and state it clearly, only for the spotty oik, straight out of nappies behind the counter, mumble to me... "Do you want Fries with that??" Grrrr! If I'd wanted Fries, I'd have bloody well asked for them!!! "I must clarify that I don't say the above to the counter staff; I usually respond with, "I've given you my order!" If they still don't get it, I will say it again; usually after that, they get the hint! | |||
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"my wee irritation today is peeps that say 'eh' before they say anything. For example... 'eh, can i get a cheeseburger' 'eh, can i get a drink with that' 'eh, can i get a thickshake' 'eh can i get strawberry' 'eh, can i get fries' 'EH - gonnae no say EH!!!' Eh... That job at the McEhh gettin ya down eh?? "could be worse! ken, ya ken, ken what ya mean | |||
"My irritation is at Fast Food outlets, when I go in for food, know what I want, and state it clearly, only for the spotty oik, straight out of nappies behind the counter, mumble to me... "Do you want Fries with that??" Grrrr! If I'd wanted Fries, I'd have bloody well asked for them!!!
I must clarify that I don't say the above to the counter staff; I usually respond with, "I've given you my order!"
If they still don't get it, I will say it again; usually after that, they get the hint!"I'm quite partial to McD's Big Breakfast but I can't stand the rubbery substance they attempt to pass off as scrambled egg, so I always ask for 'no egg, extra sausage please'. This simple request throws them into absolute confusion as the silly girl, who thinks that her arse looks cute in Mcd's tight black trousers but in reality the McFat Muffins are about to make a complaint over unfair competition, searches the touch screen for the button that says 'Got a fookin awkward one here!' .. Usually, after about three minutes of trying to read said screen, they give up and yell my order back over to the greasy oik who makes up such food delicacies, and he promptly responds by saying, "Wha? Ya want Wha? fook it!" as he burns his hand on the hot grill he put it on because he forgot where he was when asked a simple question. Can't multi-task, obviously, but then they only asked him one question at a time in his interview so how could management have possibly known they'd face a HSE inquiry for a burnt hand from a kid who is so spotty he probably gets a cuddle from his mother at arms length in case he pusses all over her and struggled to find a friend from whom to learn about life because the only intelligible thing he could utter went along the lines of "will I go blind if I wank too much?" | |||
"My irritation is at Fast Food outlets, when I go in for food, know what I want, and state it clearly, only for the spotty oik, straight out of nappies behind the counter, mumble to me... "Do you want Fries with that??" Grrrr! If I'd wanted Fries, I'd have bloody well asked for them!!!
I must clarify that I don't say the above to the counter staff; I usually respond with, "I've given you my order!"
If they still don't get it, I will say it again; usually after that, they get the hint!
I'm quite partial to McD's Big Breakfast but I can't stand the rubbery substance they attempt to pass off as scrambled egg, so I always ask for 'no egg, extra sausage please'.
This simple request throws them into absolute confusion as the silly girl, who thinks that her arse looks cute in Mcd's tight black trousers but in reality the McFat Muffins are about to make a complaint over unfair competition, searches the touch screen for the button that says 'Got a fookin awkward one here!' .. Usually, after about three minutes of trying to read said screen, they give up and yell my order back over to the greasy oik who makes up such food delicacies, and he promptly responds by saying, "Wha? Ya want Wha? fook it!" as he burns his hand on the hot grill he put it on because he forgot where he was when asked a simple question. Can't multi-task, obviously, but then they only asked him one question at a time in his interview so how could management have possibly known they'd face a HSE inquiry for a burnt hand from a kid who is so spotty he probably gets a cuddle from his mother at arms length in case he pusses all over her and struggled to find a friend from whom to learn about life because the only intelligible thing he could utter went along the lines of "will I go blind if I wank too much?""Ouch!
Remember us never to serve you again at McD's | |||
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"My irritation is at Fast Food outlets, when I go in for food, know what I want, and state it clearly, only for the spotty oik, straight out of nappies behind the counter, mumble to me... "Do you want Fries with that??" Grrrr! If I'd wanted Fries, I'd have bloody well asked for them!!!
I must clarify that I don't say the above to the counter staff; I usually respond with, "I've given you my order!"
If they still don't get it, I will say it again; usually after that, they get the hint!
I'm quite partial to McD's Big Breakfast but I can't stand the rubbery substance they attempt to pass off as scrambled egg, so I always ask for 'no egg, extra sausage please'.
This simple request throws them into absolute confusion as the silly girl, who thinks that her arse looks cute in Mcd's tight black trousers but in reality the McFat Muffins are about to make a complaint over unfair competition, searches the touch screen for the button that says 'Got a fookin awkward one here!' .. Usually, after about three minutes of trying to read said screen, they give up and yell my order back over to the greasy oik who makes up such food delicacies, and he promptly responds by saying, "Wha? Ya want Wha? fook it!" as he burns his hand on the hot grill he put it on because he forgot where he was when asked a simple question. Can't multi-task, obviously, but then they only asked him one question at a time in his interview so how could management have possibly known they'd face a HSE inquiry for a burnt hand from a kid who is so spotty he probably gets a cuddle from his mother at arms length in case he pusses all over her and struggled to find a friend from whom to learn about life because the only intelligible thing he could utter went along the lines of "will I go blind if I wank too much?""Wishy. Thanks for supplying me with the funniest response in ages. That was sheer brilliance. Ref the gloop they pass off as egg; it is more likely than not, a reconstituted egg product which used to be common in Catering. I recall this stuff years ago, in Scambled Egg format, when it was in 22lb blocks, deep frozen, for ease of storage and long shelf life factors. To cook it, you simply placed the block in a large cooking pot of boiling water, and hey presto, in about 40 minutes, you'd Scrambled Eggs. Ok, it looked a bit more yellow than the natural frshly made equivalent, but apparently, it tasted well by all accounts. I never did try it myself; in my opinion, it looked more like newly mixed wall rendering! It was lethal stuff too, if you happened to drop a block of it. One of our breakfast chefs did so and injured his foot. I'd to accompany him to A&E, where Xrays found he'd broken 3 toes! However it fell down to me to register him at the reception desk; when I was asked for the cause of his injury, the department staff collapsed in fits of laughter when I said "Scrambled Egg fell on his foot!" | |||
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"There was this one time I walked into a Mcd's for breakfast and all the staff were Chinese, which is not surprising considering I was in China Town. I asked for my usual 'no egg, extra sausage' and the polite gentleman, who I believed to be the manager as he was wearing a tie and only had a few spots, said, "I'm sorry, I can give you extra hash brown but not extra sausage." I said, "Have you run out of sausage then?" He said, "No, sausage costs 5p more than hash brown so I can replace the egg you don't want with an extra hash brown." I then said, "Can you give the individual prices of the component parts of my meal so that I can work out what would be the best option to order?" (bearing in mind we're talking about 5p here) He then dropped into pigeon English peppered with pure mandarin and said, "So solly, me not unnerstand." At which point I waved my wallet at him and said, "So solly, no open!" and walked out. Twat." ha ha. Anymore | |||
"People who don't say 'Goodbye' or 'See ya' before they end a phone call " People who say "Bye" three of four times ending in a whisper. | |||
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"People that spit, in general" what about the spitting girl in porn films? | |||
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"pushchair users . do they own the pavement or what ?" push chair users ? or push chair pushers ? lol and if its the pushers then yes we do lol | |||
"ewwww... ladies dont spit" Guys who spit on me! I carry lube if needed!! | |||
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"The next person to tell me 'simples' had better be two feet tall and covered in fur! Otherwise... *SLAP*!" Haha I agree! Meerkat does it? D'aww. Person does it? GRRRRR!! | |||
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"People who say 'Off, of', when its frikkin 'FROM' Scott Mills- you know who you are!" 'Frikkin' is perfectly OK though. | |||
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"Nothing has irritated me today "S'cos you're a laid back chick.. or rather, you should be laid back, chick. | |||
""at the end of the day" "Dont you mean "Back in the day" ??? | |||
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"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring' It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r " | |||
"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring' It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r "You can add hospickle to those.And the use of the letter f in a word when its th. All equally irritating. | |||
"GO ON THEN ~ I'LL SAY IT ~ WHILST WERE ON THE SUBJECT!!!
PPL (and i mean a very small minority of "F A B" sters!!);-)
"WHO ARE DARN RIGHT "BLOODY NASTY TO PPL ON THE FORUMS!!!!! Grrrrrrrr !!!
~ & usually for the "slightest" mistake & or /petty,& pathetic nit picking etc is "totally out of order!!
We ALL feel its form of petty bullying & down right nasty ,when there's really no need to be!!!
Dont get me wrong ~Everyone has a right to give their 6penneth on a thread,nothing against them at all (freedom of speach un all that),but to actually "pick on individuals" is unaccecptable & dozen of other ppl feel exactly the same !!
I've had dozens of private messages now from luvlie ppl ALL SAYING EXACTLY THE SAME THING !!! and what makes me "laff" the most is ~ these ppl never or very rarely contribute to the forums topics themselves,instead they "lurk" in the shadows,,ready & waiting to pounce on ANY~ONE that simply annoys them!!!
"P*** OFF " THESE FAB FORUMS DONT NEED YA !! ~unless you have sumthing decent to say !!!???? ~ STAY AWAY !!!
(that's me done ~ xx) "my random irritation is people shouting in forum posts ... | |||
" my random irritation is people shouting in forum posts ..." EH?, SPEAK UP, I CAN`T HEAR YOU!!!! Quiet women. | |||
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"cling film ,had a huge fight with a roll of it this morning but I won in the end "Pick on your own size lol Or you can try the foil , much easier to beat in a fight | |||
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"cling film ,had a huge fight with a roll of it this morning but I won in the end
Pick on your own size lol
Or you can try the foil , much easier to beat in a fight "It was a super duper size roll hmmm not sure thats the right thing to say think I best stick to I will try the tin foil instread | |||
"cling film ,had a huge fight with a roll of it this morning but I won in the end
Pick on your own size lol
Or you can try the foil , much easier to beat in a fight
It was a super duper size roll hmmm not sure thats the right thing to say think I best stick to I will try the tin foil instread "Warning: Foil can come in super duper sizes too avoid catering size products | |||
"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring' It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r
You can add hospickle to those.And the use of the letter f in a word when its th. All equally irritating."And "bokkle"... Seems to be a northwest thing! We have three sets of friends from around the Manchester area and they ALL say bokkle!!!
And what about all those people who should know better? Usually Labour MP's on the television who seem to have forgotten the letter "g"! They have put in a "plannin application" or are "lookin for a solution". No wonder the youth of today are having a hard time in education. Taught one thing and the powers that be are using another!
(That's enough steam for this allocation of Broadband! lol.. Be glad when Virgin can come and install!) | |||
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"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring' It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r
You can add hospickle to those.And the use of the letter f in a word when its th. All equally irritating.
And "bokkle"... Seems to be a northwest thing! We have three sets of friends from around the Manchester area and they ALL say bokkle!!!
And what about all those people who should know better? Usually Labour MP's on the television who seem to have forgotten the letter "g"! They have put in a "plannin application" or are "lookin for a solution". No wonder the youth of today are having a hard time in education. Taught one thing and the powers that be are using another!
(That's enough steam for this allocation of Broadband! lol.. Be glad when Virgin can come and install!)"Oh to be purfic. | |||
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