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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening to you. Come say hello, tell us what you're up to. And chat away the wee small hours with other pervy night owls.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Meeeee

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Phew I managed it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who the fuck are you?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I'm still laughing from the end of the last one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooohhh I always like a bit extra

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Phew I managed it

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who the fuck are you?

Up yours.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm still laughing from the end of the last one

I want to know why your tongue is blue.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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'Ello

I was going to sleep but I'm being distracted

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

And I still have a blue tongue. I've brushed it and rubbed toothpaste on it. Short of mouth washing with bleach I don't know what to do

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

It has been ages, but we're here now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm still laughing from the end of the last one

Erm, why you got a blue tongue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm still laughing from the end of the last one

I want to know why your tongue is blue."

So do I!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooooohhh I always like a bit extra

I had heard.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm still laughing from the end of the last one

I want to know why your tongue is blue."

I nipped out to the shop to get some milk for a friend who is coming over tomorrow. I don't buy sweets normally but I saw some 'Blue Raspberry Bon Bons'.

It's true one must not go to the shops having not eaten....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who the fuck are you?

Up yours."

Hehe you lovesme really

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'Ello

I was going to sleep but I'm being distracted

Bonus Honey, sweet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And I still have a blue tongue. I've brushed it and rubbed toothpaste on it. Short of mouth washing with bleach I don't know what to do

Admit it kinky, you've been naughty with a smurf x

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"'Ello

I was going to sleep but I'm being distracted

In a ice pervy way?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"And I still have a blue tongue. I've brushed it and rubbed toothpaste on it. Short of mouth washing with bleach I don't know what to do

Admit it kinky, you've been naughty with a smurf x

Nah, I like tall men

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And I still have a blue tongue. I've brushed it and rubbed toothpaste on it. Short of mouth washing with bleach I don't know what to do

But why is it blue? What did you do?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"And I still have a blue tongue. I've brushed it and rubbed toothpaste on it. Short of mouth washing with bleach I don't know what to do

Why is your tongue blue? Can't stand it anymore

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"'Ello

I was going to sleep but I'm being distracted

In a ice pervy way?

*nice

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"And I still have a blue tongue. I've brushed it and rubbed toothpaste on it. Short of mouth washing with bleach I don't know what to do

Soluble Vitamin C tablet. According to my hairdresser it helps strip dye out of hair. So let one dissolve on your tongue and it might have the same effect?

By the way, my autocorrect turned soluble into so lube. It knows me a little too well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It has been ages, but we're here now!

Let's nocturnal!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooohhh I always like a bit extra

I had heard."

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"And I still have a blue tongue. I've brushed it and rubbed toothpaste on it. Short of mouth washing with bleach I don't know what to do

Soluble Vitamin C tablet. According to my hairdresser it helps strip dye out of hair. So let one dissolve on your tongue and it might have the same effect?

By the way, my autocorrect turned soluble into so lube. It knows me a little too well."

That's brilliant, the Vit C and the auto correct

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You sooooooo lube, Liggy.

*squelch*

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

My auto correct knows to put Secret Tea Party after I type Sec...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who the fuck are you?

Up yours.

Hehe you lovesme really

I do, you beautiful nightmare.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooohhh I always like a bit extra

Loving your photos

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I am sucking on a chewable Vitamin C table in the hope it might work like a soluble one

I don't want him to see me with a blue tongue. It's not even a nice blue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And I still have a blue tongue. I've brushed it and rubbed toothpaste on it. Short of mouth washing with bleach I don't know what to do

Soluble Vitamin C tablet. According to my hairdresser it helps strip dye out of hair. So let one dissolve on your tongue and it might have the same effect?

By the way, my autocorrect turned soluble into so lube. It knows me a little too well."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am sucking on a chewable Vitamin C table in the hope it might work like a soluble one

I don't want him to see me with a blue tongue. It's not even a nice blue

I now want a Vitamin C table. And chairs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tuther. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I am sucking on a chewable Vitamin C table in the hope it might work like a soluble one

I don't want him to see me with a blue tongue. It's not even a nice blue

I now want a Vitamin C table. And chairs. "

OMG

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Kinky-Minx, Miss Bon Bon 2017.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hands up if you love our Jim...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooooohhh I always like a bit extra

I had heard.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

Some man love here o/

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Kinky-Minx, Miss Bon Bon 2017."

Nightmare, I don't usually even eat sweets

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My auto correct knows to put Secret Tea Party after I type Sec...

It only takes a sec.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

Some man love here o/

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

How many have you had?!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"My auto correct knows to put Secret Tea Party after I type Sec...

It only takes a sec."

You're quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Shucks, thanks guys.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

It's a loved up thread tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My auto correct knows to put Secret Tea Party after I type Sec...

It only takes a sec.

You're quick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim and everyone else in the land of Fab.

I'm currently in the Belfry Hotel waiting for things to quieten down so I can sleep... hopefully... lll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooohhh I always like a bit extra

Loving your photos"

Thank you. Yours too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am sucking on a chewable Vitamin C table in the hope it might work like a soluble one

I don't want him to see me with a blue tongue. It's not even a nice blue

I now want a Vitamin C table. And chairs. "

And a folic acid footstool.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

How many have you had?!"

Can’t a gal show you some love?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's a loved up thread tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shucks, thanks guys."

Fancy a shuck?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I am sucking on a chewable Vitamin C table in the hope it might work like a soluble one

I don't want him to see me with a blue tongue. It's not even a nice blue

I now want a Vitamin C table. And chairs.

And a folic acid footstool."

Ok, the Kmuddle Vitamin Furniture and Accessories Range will be available soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who the fuck are you?

Up yours.

Hehe you lovesme really

I do, you beautiful nightmare."

Yep and I’m on bottle number 3!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am sucking on a chewable Vitamin C table in the hope it might work like a soluble one

I don't want him to see me with a blue tongue. It's not even a nice blue

I now want a Vitamin C table. And chairs.

And a folic acid footstool."

And a cod liver oil couch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm taking a Chaka Khan dance in my lounge break.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am sucking on a chewable Vitamin C table in the hope it might work like a soluble one

I don't want him to see me with a blue tongue. It's not even a nice blue

I now want a Vitamin C table. And chairs.

And a folic acid footstool.

Ok, the Kmuddle Vitamin Furniture and Accessories Range will be available soon

You forgot the ©™

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

How many have you had?!"

Estella only goes out with guys called Jim, but apparently you're "our" Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm taking a Chaka Khan dance in my lounge break."

You’re every woman.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

The Kmuddle Vitamin Furniture and Accessories Range©™ will be available soon.

Soft furnishing and kitchenware to follow

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm taking a Chaka Khan dance in my lounge break."

You're watching BBC4 innit sis

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"You forgot the ©™"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

How many have you had?!

Estella only goes out with guys called Jim, but apparently you're "our" Jim

Jim and I motor boated.

(how have I not made that joke before, Jim?!!!!!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Kmuddle Vitamin Furniture and Accessories Range©™ will be available soon.

Soft furnishing and kitchenware to follow

It all comes in blue.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Good evening Jim and everyone else in the land of Fab.

I'm currently in the Belfry Hotel waiting for things to quieten down so I can sleep... hopefully... lll"

It's not got bats has it?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

How many have you had?!

Estella only goes out with guys called Jim, but apparently you're "our" Jim

Jim and I motor boated.

(how have I not made that joke before, Jim?!!!!!)"

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"The Kmuddle Vitamin Furniture and Accessories Range©™ will be available soon.

Soft furnishing and kitchenware to follow

It all comes in blue. "

Oh sit nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

I love his Willy but Jim comes a close second

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm taking a Chaka Khan dance in my lounge break.

You're watching BBC4 innit sis

Thanks for pointing it out pointer sister.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"The Kmuddle Vitamin Furniture and Accessories Range©™ will be available soon.

Soft furnishing and kitchenware to follow

It all comes in blue.

Oh sit nooooooo

And I'm sober!

*shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

I love his Willy but Jim comes a close second

True story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone else in the land of Fab.

I'm currently in the Belfry Hotel waiting for things to quieten down so I can sleep... hopefully... lll"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Monkey. I hope the monkey business declines.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone else in the land of Fab.

I'm currently in the Belfry Hotel waiting for things to quieten down so I can sleep... hopefully... lll

It's not got bats has it?! "

I have bats in the belfry flowers planted in the garden, also known as throatwort.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Earthworm Jim.

I can't find a non-scary film to watch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Kmuddle Vitamin Furniture and Accessories Range©™ will be available soon.

Soft furnishing and kitchenware to follow

It all comes in blue.

Oh sit nooooooo

Furniture is indeed for sitting on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shucks, thanks guys.

Fancy a shuck?"

Why not, nice to shuck what I've got.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

I love his Willy but Jim comes a close second

Does he? Very gentlemanly of you, Jim.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"The Kmuddle Vitamin Furniture and Accessories Range©™ will be available soon.

Soft furnishing and kitchenware to follow

It all comes in blue.

Oh sit nooooooo

Furniture is indeed for sitting on

I was waiting for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Earthworm Jim.

I can't find a non-scary film to watch. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brain. I'll have a look after Chaka Khan, I rewinded.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shucks, thanks guys.

Fancy a shuck?

Why not, nice to shuck what I've got."

What fictional character am I now thinking of?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who the fuck are you?

Up yours.

Hehe you lovesme really

I do, you beautiful nightmare.

Yep and I’m on bottle number 3! "

Bottoms up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Kmuddle Vitamin Furniture and Accessories Range©™ will be available soon.

Soft furnishing and kitchenware to follow

It all comes in blue.

Oh sit nooooooo

Furniture is indeed for sitting on

I was waiting for that

I went to get a water so I was slow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm taking a Chaka Khan dance in my lounge break.

You’re every woman."

It's all in me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Earthworm Jim.

I can't find a non-scary film to watch.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brain. I'll have a look after Chaka Khan, I rewinded.

I have the choice of all the free Sky channels. I think. I'm not at home.

I miss Netflix and I don't know the log in details

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm taking a Chaka Khan dance in my lounge break.

You’re every woman.

It's all in me."

You’re doing it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm taking a Chaka Khan dance in my lounge break.

You’re every woman.

It's all in me.

You’re doing it wrong. "

Unless...*brace*

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm taking a Chaka Khan dance in my lounge break.

You’re every woman.

It's all in me.

You’re doing it wrong.

Unless...*brace*"

Anything you want done, baby, I'll do it naturally

(plus lube)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm taking a Chaka Khan dance in my lounge break.

You’re every woman.

It's all in me.

You’re doing it wrong.

Unless...*brace*

Anything you want done, baby, I'll do it naturally

(plus lube)

(I might have just peed a little)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

I love his Willy but Jim comes a close second

Does he? Very gentlemanly of you, Jim.

*Doffs cap*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shucks, thanks guys.

Fancy a shuck?

Why not, nice to shuck what I've got.

What fictional character am I now thinking of? "

I don't know!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

I love his Willy but Jim comes a close second

Does he? Very gentlemanly of you, Jim.

*Doffs cap*"

Are you still wearing your socks too?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"The Kmuddle Vitamin Furniture and Accessories Range©™ will be available soon.

Soft furnishing and kitchenware to follow

It all comes in blue.

Oh sit nooooooo

Furniture is indeed for sitting on

I was waiting for that

I went to get a water so I was slow. "

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm taking a Chaka Khan dance in my lounge break.

You're watching BBC4 innit sis

Thanks for pointing it out pointer sister.

Do you fancy some Hot Chocolate now matey?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

I love his Willy but Jim comes a close second

Does he? Very gentlemanly of you, Jim.

Im always 3rd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shucks, thanks guys.

Fancy a shuck?

Why not, nice to shuck what I've got.

What fictional character am I now thinking of?

I don't know!"

Shuckleberry Finn

(I forgot you don’t read!!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Earthworm Jim.

I can't find a non-scary film to watch.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brain. I'll have a look after Chaka Khan, I rewinded.

I have the choice of all the free Sky channels. I think. I'm not at home.

I miss Netflix and I don't know the log in details

I've got The Sitter on. Film4, I don't know if it's any good.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

So I was going to go the bed for some beauty sleep as I've a friend coming over tomorrow.

But instead I'm still up, won't get the beauty sleep and will wake up fugly with the tongue of a lizard monster

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I fear my bottom may have a big problemo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

I love his Willy but Jim comes a close second

Does he? Very gentlemanly of you, Jim.

Im always 3rd

You’d come first with me.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"So I was going to go the bed for some beauty sleep as I've a friend coming over tomorrow.

But instead I'm still up, won't get the beauty sleep and will wake up fugly with the tongue of a lizard monster

By go the bed I meant go to bed early. I'm kncakerd

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I fear my bottom may have a big problemo."

Put your loo roll in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I was going to go the bed for some beauty sleep as I've a friend coming over tomorrow.

But instead I'm still up, won't get the beauty sleep and will wake up fugly with the tongue of a lizard monster

Ahhhh shurrup you’re getting sexy time tomorrow, you’re winning at life!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"So I was going to go the bed for some beauty sleep as I've a friend coming over tomorrow.

But instead I'm still up, won't get the beauty sleep and will wake up fugly with the tongue of a lizard monster

Ahhhh shurrup you’re getting sexy time tomorrow, you’re winning at life!!

I am winning for sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I was going to go the bed for some beauty sleep as I've a friend coming over tomorrow.

But instead I'm still up, won't get the beauty sleep and will wake up fugly with the tongue of a lizard monster

By go the bed I meant go to bed early. I'm kncakerd

You and cakes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fear my bottom may have a big problemo.

Put your loo roll in the fridge."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Earthworm Jim.

I can't find a non-scary film to watch.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brain. I'll have a look after Chaka Khan, I rewinded.

I have the choice of all the free Sky channels. I think. I'm not at home.

I miss Netflix and I don't know the log in details

I've got The Sitter on. Film4, I don't know if it's any good."

There's a film on 5STAR called Takers, with Idris Elba.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"So I was going to go the bed for some beauty sleep as I've a friend coming over tomorrow.

But instead I'm still up, won't get the beauty sleep and will wake up fugly with the tongue of a lizard monster

By go the bed I meant go to bed early. I'm kncakerd

You and cakes!!!! "

That's it, my final cock up for tonight

Hope you're ok tomorrow Estella

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fear my bottom may have a big problemo.

Put your loo roll in the fridge."

You're really helpful tonight.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"By go the bed I meant go to bed early. I'm kncakerd

You and cakes!!!! "

Cake tins in the kitchenware range

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Earthworm Jim.

I can't find a non-scary film to watch.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brain. I'll have a look after Chaka Khan, I rewinded.

I have the choice of all the free Sky channels. I think. I'm not at home.

I miss Netflix and I don't know the log in details

I've got The Sitter on. Film4, I don't know if it's any good.

There's a film on 5STAR called Takers, with Idris Elba."

I'll have a look thanks

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I fear my bottom may have a big problemo.

Put your loo roll in the fridge.

You're really helpful tonight."

I am solution focused.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Earthworm Jim.

I can't find a non-scary film to watch.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brain. I'll have a look after Chaka Khan, I rewinded.

I have the choice of all the free Sky channels. I think. I'm not at home.

I miss Netflix and I don't know the log in details

I've got The Sitter on. Film4, I don't know if it's any good.

There's a film on 5STAR called Takers, with Idris Elba."

I’ll take Idris even if I have to do it to the melody of All Fall Down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I was going to go the bed for some beauty sleep as I've a friend coming over tomorrow.

But instead I'm still up, won't get the beauty sleep and will wake up fugly with the tongue of a lizard monster

By go the bed I meant go to bed early. I'm kncakerd

You and cakes!!!!

That's it, my final cock up for tonight

Hope you're ok tomorrow Estella

Enjoy your rumpy pumpy xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm taking a Chaka Khan dance in my lounge break.

You’re every woman.

It's all in me.

You’re doing it wrong.

Unless...*brace*

Anything you want done, baby, I'll do it naturally

(plus lube)

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Speaking of homewares, Asda are currently selling a shiny-ish plastic word thing to put on a shelf or the edge of your bath I think.

And it says 'Fabulous'

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"That's it, my final cock up for tonight

Hope you're ok tomorrow Estella

Enjoy your rumpy pumpy xxxx"

I wish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Speaking of homewares, Asda are currently selling a shiny-ish plastic word thing to put on a shelf or the edge of your bath I think.

And it says 'Fabulous'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

I love his Willy but Jim comes a close second

Does he? Very gentlemanly of you, Jim.

*Doffs cap*

Are you still wearing your socks too?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Earthworm Jim.

I can't find a non-scary film to watch.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brain. I'll have a look after Chaka Khan, I rewinded.

I have the choice of all the free Sky channels. I think. I'm not at home.

I miss Netflix and I don't know the log in details

I've got The Sitter on. Film4, I don't know if it's any good.

There's a film on 5STAR called Takers, with Idris Elba.

I'll have a look thanks

It's been on a while.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

I love his Willy but Jim comes a close second

Does he? Very gentlemanly of you, Jim.

*Doffs cap*

Are you still wearing your socks too?

Yes."

Classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Speaking of homewares, Asda are currently selling a shiny-ish plastic word thing to put on a shelf or the edge of your bath I think.

And it says 'Fabulous'

*Makes shopping list*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm taking a Chaka Khan dance in my lounge break.

You're watching BBC4 innit sis

Thanks for pointing it out pointer sister.

Do you fancy some Hot Chocolate now matey?

I'm going to make a cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m going to have a sleep xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shucks, thanks guys.

Fancy a shuck?

Why not, nice to shuck what I've got.

What fictional character am I now thinking of?

I don't know!

Shuckleberry Finn

(I forgot you don’t read!!)"

I'd have never have gotten a non existent fictional character. Hmmmmm, a non existent fictional character.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m going to have a sleep xx

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fear my bottom may have a big problemo.

Put your loo roll in the fridge.

You're really helpful tonight.

I am soluble focused."

Yes you are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

2.45 Horror Channel, Virgin Witch. A young Viki Michelle from off of 'Allo 'Allo! gets her kit off. Sexy times.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm taking a Chaka Khan dance in my lounge break.

You're watching BBC4 innit sis

Thanks for pointing it out pointer sister.

Do you fancy some Hot Chocolate now matey?

I'm going to make a cuppa."

No Doubt About It

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeiufBduVE8

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've opted for comedy. I can't focus on a film plot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm having a tea break. I'll be back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2.45 Horror Channel, Virgin Witch. A young Viki Michelle from off of 'Allo 'Allo! gets her kit off. Sexy times."

That horror channel has some abysmal stuff on it.

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By *uicy72Woman over a year ago

North Colchester

Still perving pics

Not helping with the trying to sleep though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've opted for comedy. I can't focus on a film plot. "

*Nods*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I join the can’t sleep club

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"2.45 Horror Channel, Virgin Witch. A young Viki Michelle from off of 'Allo 'Allo! gets her kit off. Sexy times.

That horror channel has some abysmal stuff on it."

I love some occasional abysmal horror.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still perving pics

Not helping with the trying to sleep though

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Juicy. Are your juices flowing?

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By *uicy72Woman over a year ago

North Colchester

"Still perving pics

Not helping with the trying to sleep though

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Juicy. Are your juices flowing?"

Very much !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I join the can’t sleep club "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Click. Course you can. Welcome to the nocturnal nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still perving pics

Not helping with the trying to sleep though

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Juicy. Are your juices flowing?

Very much !

Phwoaarr.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I join the can’t sleep club

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Click. Course you can. Welcome to the nocturnal nonsense."

Ah good evening to you, so is this where everyone chats about silly things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up if you love our Jim...

I love his Willy but Jim comes a close second

Does he? Very gentlemanly of you, Jim.

Im always 3rd

You’d come first with me.

You'd definitely be a close second

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I join the can’t sleep club

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Click. Course you can. Welcome to the nocturnal nonsense.

Ah good evening to you, so is this where everyone chats about silly things

Silly things, willy things and anythings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm having a tea break. I'll be back."

I'm really going now. Then I'll be back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2.45 Horror Channel, Virgin Witch. A young Viki Michelle from off of 'Allo 'Allo! gets her kit off. Sexy times.

That horror channel has some abysmal stuff on it.

I love some occasional abysmal horror."

The ones where you can see the strings and folds in the rubber hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello jim and everyone awake at this time .i made a mistake of going to bed early as was tired ,know im wide awake .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"2.45 Horror Channel, Virgin Witch. A young Viki Michelle from off of 'Allo 'Allo! gets her kit off. Sexy times.

That horror channel has some abysmal stuff on it.

I love some occasional abysmal horror.

The ones where you can see the strings and folds in the rubber hands

Hammy acting, campness. And some boobs, that'll do for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been trying to think of a mixture for pear vodka.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2.45 Horror Channel, Virgin Witch. A young Viki Michelle from off of 'Allo 'Allo! gets her kit off. Sexy times.

That horror channel has some abysmal stuff on it.

I love some occasional abysmal horror.

The ones where you can see the strings and folds in the rubber hands

Hammy acting, campness. And some boobs, that'll do for me."

Old Dr Who's? Everyone had such awfully posh London accents.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello jim and everyone awake at this time .i made a mistake of going to bed early as was tired ,know im wide awake .

Good... Morning, Honey Rose. The early night can backfire.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm having a tea break. I'll be back.

I'm really going now. Then I'll be back. "

Are you Mr Schwarzenegger in disguise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"2.45 Horror Channel, Virgin Witch. A young Viki Michelle from off of 'Allo 'Allo! gets her kit off. Sexy times.

That horror channel has some abysmal stuff on it.

I love some occasional abysmal horror.

The ones where you can see the strings and folds in the rubber hands

Hammy acting, campness. And some boobs, that'll do for me.

Old Dr Who's? Everyone had such awfully posh London accents. "

I do enjoy a Hammer Horror.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm having a tea break. I'll be back.

I'm really going now. Then I'll be back.

Are you Mr Schwarzenegger in disguise

A really rubbish, skinny Arnie. I'll check your link out when I eventually get my tea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2.45 Horror Channel, Virgin Witch. A young Viki Michelle from off of 'Allo 'Allo! gets her kit off. Sexy times.

That horror channel has some abysmal stuff on it.

I love some occasional abysmal horror.

The ones where you can see the strings and folds in the rubber hands

Hammy acting, campness. And some boobs, that'll do for me.

Old Dr Who's? Everyone had such awfully posh London accents.

I do enjoy a Hammer Horror."

They used to scare the crap out of me, when I was a kid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello jim and everyone awake at this time .i made a mistake of going to bed early as was tired ,know im wide awake .

Good... Morning, Honey Rose. The early night can backfire."

I think your right and it has .so having a nice mug of hot chocolate and watching Christmas channel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who the fuck are you?

Up yours.

Hehe you lovesme really

I do, you beautiful nightmare.

Yep and I’m on bottle number 3!

Bottoms up.

Hehe I’m a beautiful nightmare that you just have to deal with or not

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm having a tea break. I'll be back.

I'm really going now. Then I'll be back.

Are you Mr Schwarzenegger in disguise

I'll check your link out."

Ooooh get you missy

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm having a tea break. I'll be back.

I'm really going now. Then I'll be back.

Are you Mr Schwarzenegger in disguise

I'll check your link out.

Ooooh get you missy

Anyway, did you check out the Queen - It's Late link?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello jim and everyone awake at this time .i made a mistake of going to bed early as was tired ,know im wide awake .

Good... Morning, Honey Rose. The early night can backfire.

I think your right and it has .so having a nice mug of hot chocolate and watching Christmas channel

There's a Christmas channel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"2.45 Horror Channel, Virgin Witch. A young Viki Michelle from off of 'Allo 'Allo! gets her kit off. Sexy times.

That horror channel has some abysmal stuff on it.

I love some occasional abysmal horror.

The ones where you can see the strings and folds in the rubber hands

Hammy acting, campness. And some boobs, that'll do for me.

Old Dr Who's? Everyone had such awfully posh London accents.

I do enjoy a Hammer Horror.

They used to scare the crap out of me, when I was a kid. "

I can vaguely remember not wanting to watch them when I was little.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello jim and everyone awake at this time .i made a mistake of going to bed early as was tired ,know im wide awake .

Good... Morning, Honey Rose. The early night can backfire.

I think your right and it has .so having a nice mug of hot chocolate and watching Christmas channel

Flipping heck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who the fuck are you?

Up yours.

Hehe you lovesme really

I do, you beautiful nightmare.

Yep and I’m on bottle number 3!

Bottoms up.

Hehe I’m a beautiful nightmare that you just have to deal with or not

Haha. I can deal, if you don't mind me copping a feel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm having a tea break. I'll be back.

I'm really going now. Then I'll be back.

Are you Mr Schwarzenegger in disguise

I'll check your link out.

Ooooh get you missy

Anyway, did you check out the Queen - It's Late link? "

I enjoyed that. Old Errol's jacket looked like it was made by my mum. That song was a bit Bucks Fizzish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello jim and everyone awake at this time .i made a mistake of going to bed early as was tired ,know im wide awake .

Good... Morning, Honey Rose. The early night can backfire.

I think your right and it has .so having a nice mug of hot chocolate and watching Christmas channel

There's a Christmas channel?

On Sky, True Christmas 321. And, Christmas 24, 327. Two Christmas channels!

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Hello Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim

Your up late x

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Hello Jim

Your up late x"

I’m up early

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim

Your up late x

I’m up early

I've not been to bed yet x

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Hello Jim

Your up late x

I’m up early

I've not been to bed yet x"

Have you been working? You’re always working!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim

Good... Morning, Babs. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have just realised what time it is!

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