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Who do you think the opponent will be?
I need a challenger.
The demise of Cakus has left a void in my life. I need someone to abuse in the light hearted, fucking hilarious way it was broadcast before.
Who thinks they have the skill and thick skin to rise to this monumentous task?
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Shame diamond Joe isn't still about.. He'd have been a cracking match on the verbal assault 
Oh wow, that would have been truly amazing. He'd have wiped the floor with me. He knows big words  "
He'd have been gentle to put you at a false sense of security and then gone in for the kill |
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"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw
I've never had a battle before
Stand back peach,
I've got lyrical flow
With my rhymes and speech
Your mind I'll blow.
Honey G out "
You can't fuck gentle
With a chainsaw
Fuck sake woman
You'll make your vag raw
You need to slow down
You'll hurt your minge
It'll be forever broken
Not a single clit twinge
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"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw
I've never had a battle before
Stand back peach,
I've got lyrical flow
With my rhymes and speech
Your mind I'll blow.
Honey G out
You can't fuck gentle
With a chainsaw
Fuck sake woman
You'll make your vag raw
You need to slow down
You'll hurt your minge
It'll be forever broken
Not a single clit twinge
"
That's alright
That's okay
I don't need sex anyway.
Unless I drink Then I'm a slut
With a hairy hoop like a scruffy mutt |
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That's alright
That's okay
I don't need sex anyway.
Unless I drink Then I'm a slut
With a hairy hoop like a scruffy mutt "
I'm pissing in my pants you know
A scruffy mutt, hairy hoop in tow
I can picture it, X marks the spot
Among furry cheeks and a pink balloon knot
With a male dog sniffing round
The filthy dirty pervy hound |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't like rhyming like that mines more:
Why do people think they have a unique flow, it's quite simple but they have to let go.
It's not just about couplets, but in between prose, poetry with rythym and that's the deal yo |
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wtf is this inch eye private eye comin to take the piss ?
West Midlands bad girl with lyrical flow ?
You gonna do a drive by yam yo ?
What do you drive ? something by little tykes
Peddling away whilst you spit your shit on the mic
I know that's not very erudite but surely it's acceptable for freestyle on the night |
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"I don't like rhyming like that mines more:
Why do people think they have a unique flow, it's quite simple but they have to let go.
It's not just about couplets, but in between prose, poetry with rythym and that's the deal yo "
Yes, I remember from last time. I can't rap remember, and don't actually pretend I can. It's done in jest. For laughter. |
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That's alright
That's okay
I don't need sex anyway.
Unless I drink Then I'm a slut
With a hairy hoop like a scruffy mutt
I'm pissing in my pants you know
A scruffy mutt, hairy hoop in tow
I can picture it, X marks the spot
Among furry cheeks and a pink balloon knot
With a male dog sniffing round
The filthy dirty pervy hound"
Darling Peach you know it's sporadic
When I plan to have sex I need the right dynamic
It can't be with any old Tom Dick or Jerry
Although I wouldn't say no to a go on Merry.
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over a year ago
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"I don't like rhyming like that mines more:
Why do people think they have a unique flow, it's quite simple but they have to let go.
It's not just about couplets, but in between prose, poetry with rythym and that's the deal yo
Yes, I remember from last time. I can't rap remember, and don't actually pretend I can. It's done in jest. For laughter."
You hold your own. 
Apologies if I come across as a bit of a twat |
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"wtf is this inch eye private eye comin to take the piss ?
West Midlands bad girl with lyrical flow ?
You gonna do a drive by yam yo ?
What do you drive ? something by little tykes
Peddling away whilst you spit your shit on the mic
I know that's not very erudite but surely it's acceptable for freestyle on the night "
Alright show off, chill your beans
I'm nearly 40, not in my teens
As I was once called princess prune
By some cock head raving loon
My little tykes wheels, they are the shizzle
Now go bake me a lemon drizzle |
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"I don't like rhyming like that mines more:
Why do people think they have a unique flow, it's quite simple but they have to let go.
It's not just about couplets, but in between prose, poetry with rythym and that's the deal yo
Yes, I remember from last time. I can't rap remember, and don't actually pretend I can. It's done in jest. For laughter.
You hold your own.
Apologies if I come across as a bit of a twat"
Noted
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That's alright
That's okay
I don't need sex anyway.
Unless I drink Then I'm a slut
With a hairy hoop like a scruffy mutt
I'm pissing in my pants you know
A scruffy mutt, hairy hoop in tow
I can picture it, X marks the spot
Among furry cheeks and a pink balloon knot
With a male dog sniffing round
The filthy dirty pervy hound
Darling Peach you know it's sporadic
When I plan to have sex I need the right dynamic
It can't be with any old Tom Dick or Jerry
Although I wouldn't say no to a go on Merry.
"
Right gorgeous, film and sleepy time. Xxx mwah xxx |
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"
That's alright
That's okay
I don't need sex anyway.
Unless I drink Then I'm a slut
With a hairy hoop like a scruffy mutt
I'm pissing in my pants you know
A scruffy mutt, hairy hoop in tow
I can picture it, X marks the spot
Among furry cheeks and a pink balloon knot
With a male dog sniffing round
The filthy dirty pervy hound
Darling Peach you know it's sporadic
When I plan to have sex I need the right dynamic
It can't be with any old Tom Dick or Jerry
Although I wouldn't say no to a go on Merry.
Right gorgeous, film and sleepy time. Xxx mwah xxx"
Find someone decent to rap with. |
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"
That's alright
That's okay
I don't need sex anyway.
Unless I drink Then I'm a slut
With a hairy hoop like a scruffy mutt
I'm pissing in my pants you know
A scruffy mutt, hairy hoop in tow
I can picture it, X marks the spot
Among furry cheeks and a pink balloon knot
With a male dog sniffing round
The filthy dirty pervy hound
Darling Peach you know it's sporadic
When I plan to have sex I need the right dynamic
It can't be with any old Tom Dick or Jerry
Although I wouldn't say no to a go on Merry.
Right gorgeous, film and sleepy time. Xxx mwah xxx
Find someone decent to rap with. "
I think we should team up as rap partnerz with a z.
Yeah man |
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My drizzle is the shizzle and my cakes like snoop
always baked
How come the prune ? wrinkly tits ? do you give people the shits ?
This is hard especially off the cuff , an it doesn't help I'm trying to glimpse your muff .
Brilliant thread but a lil bit scary ,
I'm rap battling with a hobbit an such ting
but just like gollum you can kiss me ring
Nice thread an goodnight enjoy your film 
Errrr
Mic drop
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"My drizzle is the shizzle and my cakes like snoop
always baked
How come the prune ? wrinkly tits ? do you give people the shits ?
This is hard especially off the cuff , an it doesn't help I'm trying to glimpse your muff .
Brilliant thread but a lil bit scary ,
I'm rap battling with a hobbit an such ting
but just like gollum you can kiss me ring
Nice thread an goodnight enjoy your film
Errrr
Mic drop
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thank you for making me crack up
Night xx |
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