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"When the dentist says open wide and you attempt to open your legs  "
I was told I grind my teeth when sleeping, But she said
"Don't worry so do I all the best people grind"
I instantly had I image of her ridding cock 
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"When as soon as you see someone the first thing you think is would you sex with them or not? And if they hot then... well you get the idea"
Even when I see a couple one of my first thoughts is what do they look like when having sex |
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"When the dentist says open wide and you attempt to open your legs
Haha....my clit twitches when my dentist says that to me. He is hot though, in my defence!! 
Mine is very hot also "
Googles 'retrain to be a dentist'...  |
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When someone uses an acronym for something perfectly innocent and you go straight to the kink version.
Someone put bb down the other day and my mind read bareback.
Or cognative behaviour therapy, cbt, and you think of cock and ball torture |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you seem to constantly find yourself checking out other ladies' cleavages
Or checking out pictures of profiles you've looked at lots and lots of times. 
I do this all the time. Yours for example "
Ditto. |
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"When you seem to constantly find yourself checking out other ladies' cleavages
Or checking out pictures of profiles you've looked at lots and lots of times.
I do this all the time. Yours for example
Ditto. "
Aww thanks |
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When I get in a lift and someone says ‘are you going down’ It takes everything not to snigger.
We have an acronym at work that is DVP and it means delivery versus payment. But that isn’t the first thing that comes into my mind when somebody says it. |
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When I can't pull myself away from cam chat.
When I go in for an eye exam and my hot optometrist says "let the exam begin" and I think of her stepping onto the exam chair for us to begin 69ing each other |
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"When I get in a lift and someone says ‘are you going down’ It takes everything not to snigger.
We have an acronym at work that is DVP and it means delivery versus payment. But that isn’t the first thing that comes into my mind when somebody says it. "
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"When you sit in a coffee shop, and people-watch...hot? Or not?
Would I? Or wouldn't I??
...even more fun if you are with another swinger "
So true! Really wonderful to have such conversations in a public place using a knowing secret code or looks  |
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"When I get in a lift and someone says ‘are you going down’ It takes everything not to snigger.
We have an acronym at work that is DVP and it means delivery versus payment. But that isn’t the first thing that comes into my mind when somebody says it. "
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"When someone uses an acronym for something perfectly innocent and you go straight to the kink version.
Someone put bb down the other day and my mind read bareback.
Or cognative behaviour therapy, cbt, and you think of cock and ball torture "
to be fair cock and ball torture is probably better for most people than cbt.... |
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"When the dentist says open wide and you attempt to open your legs
I nearly wet myself laughing ?? "
Honest. I slowly opened my legs. Then remembered where I was. Mortified i was. Not sure if he noticed  |
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"When the dentist says open wide and you attempt to open your legs
I nearly wet myself laughing ??
Honest. I slowly opened my legs. Then remembered where I was. Mortified i was. Not sure if he noticed "
Amazing!!! Love the way you think & react! Great reflexes |
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"When the dentist says open wide and you attempt to open your legs
I nearly wet myself laughing ??
Honest. I slowly opened my legs. Then remembered where I was. Mortified i was. Not sure if he noticed
Amazing!!! Love the way you think & react! Great reflexes "
Could have been embarrassing lol |
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"When the dentist says open wide and you attempt to open your legs
I nearly wet myself laughing ??
Honest. I slowly opened my legs. Then remembered where I was. Mortified i was. Not sure if he noticed
Amazing!!! Love the way you think & react! Great reflexes
Could have been embarrassing lol"
... or lead to an exciting discovery about your dentist |
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"When the dentist says open wide and you attempt to open your legs
I nearly wet myself laughing ??
Honest. I slowly opened my legs. Then remembered where I was. Mortified i was. Not sure if he noticed "
Funniest thing I’ve read all day |
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"When the dentist says open wide and you attempt to open your legs
I nearly wet myself laughing ??
Honest. I slowly opened my legs. Then remembered where I was. Mortified i was. Not sure if he noticed
Funniest thing I’ve read all day "
I can laugh at it now but didn't at the time |
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"When you sit in a coffee shop, and people-watch...hot? Or not?
Would I? Or wouldn't I??
...even more fun if you are with another swinger "
Works for me too |
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How are we defining pervert these days?
Mostly this reads like people with a normal sex drive?
I tend to imagine what strangers look like in different scenarios, in mc Donald's last night i had to point out to my gf how good one of the servers would have looked tied and on her knees, uniform ripped and dirty, the little makeup she had on smeared and running with a face plastered in multiple cum loads..the Mrs agreed
I don't see that as particularly perverted though, just a normal sex drive ticking over.
My more perverted thoughts I share with very few people and would never openly talk about in the forums |
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"When the dentist says open wide and you attempt to open your legs
I nearly wet myself laughing ??
Honest. I slowly opened my legs. Then remembered where I was. Mortified i was. Not sure if he noticed "
You need a "filling" |
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"When the dentist says open wide and you attempt to open your legs
I nearly wet myself laughing ??
Honest. I slowly opened my legs. Then remembered where I was. Mortified i was. Not sure if he noticed
You need a "filling" "
I probably would have wet myself  |
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"When you can’t stop watching someone eating a banana..."
PMSL
I always have a banana for a snack at work. I work in a male populated office. Thinking about it, whenever I say 'it's banana time' I seem to have their full attention how nieve have I been!!  |
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"When you can’t stop watching someone eating a banana...
PMSL
I always have a banana for a snack at work. I work in a male populated office. Thinking about it, whenever I say 'it's banana time' I seem to have their full attention how nieve have I been!! "
So funny |
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When watching the horse riding stunt displays at a county fair and a yummy mummy type in earshot of you is telling her friend that she likes it bareback when she has to grip firmly with her thighs while riding....I thought I was going to chew through my lip keeping a straight face |
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By *isaB45Woman
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"When watching the horse riding stunt displays at a county fair and a yummy mummy type in earshot of you is telling her friend that she likes it bareback when she has to grip firmly with her thighs while riding....I thought I was going to chew through my lip keeping a straight face "
Tricky, indeed... |
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When you are doing someone doggy and she shout "hit me", you hit her round the back of the head and she ends up in tears and explains she only meant an ass slap I was only young tbf and had just discovered internet porn. |
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Granted I've not read every reply, but are most of these "perverted" things not just normal thoughts? Like obviously nobody is gonna share their thoughts with a stranger on the street, but that doesn't mean they're not thinking it. I bet old Mrs Roberts down the road sees a guy she fancies and pictures herself taking it up the arse. Doesn't make her a pervert.
Maybe I'm desensitised to a lot of "perverted" things.. or maybe you're all just normal people... |
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All of the above is far from perverted no? Just natural sexual thoughts of people. I understand perverted to mean abnormal and un acceptable sexual practices, these surely are not abnormal or un acceptable, rather a normal sexual mind at work? |
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"When the dentist says open wide and you attempt to open your legs
Haha....my clit twitches when my dentist says that to me. He is hot though, in my defence!! "
Getting the dentists tool in your mouth must be a delight! |
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You enter a room packed with hundreds of people and in less than a second you know which of them you would shag and what specifically the differing twisted activities you will be engaged in
On a side note, it would be great to know whether you have accurately assessed their dirty depravities too. |
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"When you are out shopping together for clothes and all you are constantly saying to each other is
"Yes" "No"
While looking at other shoppers.
We do this all the time, we call it swingers or boringers...
we also play ‘bum or nun’ with reference to anyone we see who might like a little anal frivolity!
S&H"
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"When you have finally completed Porn Hub and no other site seems as good!
Oh good work lol"
Haha I can assure you its not good work lol! So wish I would have completed the weaker ones first. |
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"When the dentist says open wide and you attempt to open your legs
I nearly wet myself laughing ??
Honest. I slowly opened my legs. Then remembered where I was. Mortified i was. Not sure if he noticed "
Luckily he didn't say.... "just a little prick... you won't feel a thing" |
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"When you have finally completed Porn Hub and no other site seems as good!
Oh good work lol
Haha I can assure you its not good work lol! So wish I would have completed the weaker ones first. "
The eroprofile |
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"When you have finally completed Porn Hub and no other site seems as good!
Oh good work lol
Haha I can assure you its not good work lol! So wish I would have completed the weaker ones first.
The eroprofile "
Try* eroprofile rather. Sorry |
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