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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Let's say I'm here looking for a female to devour.
First, less than half the profiles are women. That makes it difficult from the start.
Then there's the fake profile
A profile that's dormant
A profile that only posts for fabs
profile thats only here for the forum
Profile that's wants women only
Profile that's looking for a relationship
So the odds of finding someone that matches me, isn't in my favour. That 7/1 if by chance, the 7th profile answers my pm
What's your odds of finding someone here, are you looking for a needle in a haystack? Are you inundated with options around you?
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over a year ago
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I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.
Unless you remove the fakes, the sofa swingers, the creeps, the ones too far, the couples where I only find one of them attractive, the people who aren't attracted to me and the ones with filters so tight even a spider couldn't get in.
Quite depressing really! ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.
Unless you remove the fakes, the sofa swingers, the creeps, the ones too far, the couples where I only find one of them attractive, the people who aren't attracted to me and the ones with filters so tight even a spider couldn't get in.
Quite depressing really! "
I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me. ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well after putting in effort in my messages, attending clubs and treating people with respect even if they say no, I'm doing rather well thank you very much! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.
Unless you remove the fakes, the sofa swingers, the creeps, the ones too far, the couples where I only find one of them attractive, the people who aren't attracted to me and the ones with filters so tight even a spider couldn't get in.
Quite depressing really!
I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me. "
Do us women each have to sleep with 600 men then . How much time have we got |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.
Unless you remove the fakes, the sofa swingers, the creeps, the ones too far, the couples where I only find one of them attractive, the people who aren't attracted to me and the ones with filters so tight even a spider couldn't get in.
Quite depressing really!
I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me.
Do us women each have to sleep with 600 men then . How much time have we got"
I don't know, I'll read the FAQ's again, I'm guessing it'll say the women don't have to do anything. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.
Unless you remove the fakes, the sofa swingers, the creeps, the ones too far, the couples where I only find one of them attractive, the people who aren't attracted to me and the ones with filters so tight even a spider couldn't get in.
Quite depressing really!
I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me.
Do us women each have to sleep with 600 men then . How much time have we got"
Start with the ones closest to you.... wink wink ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.
Unless you remove the fakes, the sofa swingers, the creeps, the ones too far, the couples where I only find one of them attractive, the people who aren't attracted to me and the ones with filters so tight even a spider couldn't get in.
Quite depressing really!
I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me.
Do us women each have to sleep with 600 men then . How much time have we got
I don't know, I'll read the FAQ's again, I'm guessing it'll say the women don't have to do anything. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.
Unless you remove the fakes, the sofa swingers, the creeps, the ones too far, the couples where I only find one of them attractive, the people who aren't attracted to me and the ones with filters so tight even a spider couldn't get in.
Quite depressing really!
I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me.
Do us women each have to sleep with 600 men then . How much time have we got
Start with the ones closest to you.... wink wink "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.
Unless you remove the fakes, the sofa swingers, the creeps, the ones too far, the couples where I only find one of them attractive, the people who aren't attracted to me and the ones with filters so tight even a spider couldn't get in.
Quite depressing really!
I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me.
Do us women each have to sleep with 600 men then . How much time have we got
Start with the ones closest to you.... wink wink
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Feel free to turn the odds in my favour.... ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never worked it out MisterBee but the longer I'm here it seems to be getting less and less!!! "
Maybe we're scaring them off each day at a time ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmm I'm rather fussy about manners and bearded men are out so my chances are pretty slim. I live in hope "
Well, I'm not shaving for anyone,...
So sod off. |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
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"Hmmm I'm rather fussy about manners and bearded men are out so my chances are pretty slim. I live in hope
Well, I'm not shaving for anyone,...
So sod off. "
Damn I'm blonde anyway so not your type ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm I'm rather fussy about manners and bearded men are out so my chances are pretty slim. I live in hope
Well, I'm not shaving for anyone,...
So sod off. "
Right answer Beards rule
We don't seem to have problems getting meets with whoever...maybe because I don't have a beard but probably because we don't have a lot of free time, so finding a single or couple once a month or so isn't too difficult
Peach x |
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere "
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit. ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit. "
Fuck that ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that "
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark. "
I get blocked when I send pics of my cock ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.
I get blocked when I send pics of my cock "
You haven't sent it to me ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark. "
Isn't yours "fuck dat?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.
Isn't yours "fuck dat?""
It was 'fuck dis?' when he messaged me |
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.
Isn't yours "fuck dat?"
It was 'fuck dis?' when he messaged me"
I didn't get one. #cockblock |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.
I get blocked when I send pics of my cock "
I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.
Isn't yours "fuck dat?""
That's more scouse.
Mine's more 'ave it?' ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.
I get blocked when I send pics of my cock
I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar."
That sort of behaviour will get you hotlisted with me ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.
I get blocked when I send pics of my cock
I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar."
I would like to see this ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.
Isn't yours "fuck dat?"
That's more scouse.
Mine's more 'ave it?' "
Are you asking me or telling me? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.
I get blocked when I send pics of my cock
I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar.
I would like to see this "
Next time someone rails against fanny avatars it's bound to make an appearance. ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.
I get blocked when I send pics of my cock
I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar.
I would like to see this
Next time someone rails against fanny avatars it's bound to make an appearance. "
You know I love a vag provoking thread ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.
I get blocked when I send pics of my cock
I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar.
I would like to see this
Next time someone rails against fanny avatars it's bound to make an appearance.
You know I love a vag provoking thread "
Let's start one so she gets it out ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.
I get blocked when I send pics of my cock
I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar.
That sort of behaviour will get you hotlisted with me "
Fabbed it! ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's say I'm here looking for a female to devour.
First, less than half the profiles are women. That makes it difficult from the start.
Then there's the fake profile
A profile that's dormant
A profile that only posts for fabs
profile thats only here for the forum
Profile that's wants women only
Profile that's looking for a relationship
So the odds of finding someone that matches me, isn't in my favour. That 7/1 if by chance, the 7th profile answers my pm
What's your odds of finding someone here, are you looking for a needle in a haystack? Are you inundated with options around you?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let's say I'm here looking for a female to devour.
First, less than half the profiles are women. That makes it difficult from the start.
Then there's the fake profile
A profile that's dormant
A profile that only posts for fabs
profile thats only here for the forum
Profile that's wants women only
Profile that's looking for a relationship
So the odds of finding someone that matches me, isn't in my favour. That 7/1 if by chance, the 7th profile answers my pm
What's your odds of finding someone here, are you looking for a needle in a haystack? Are you inundated with options around you?
"
I'm on a hiatus with fabbers, seems that my infatuation with none quickies puts me out of the reach of 90% of those who are interested.
One still lives n hopes. I'll just take more pics to keep it alive here. ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Then there are the ones who only want messages from site supporters. I was going to send a private message to try and help but....."
Argh, you reminded me, the age filters! That's another one so I'm upto looking at 1 woman to every 700 men. ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not really looking for anything specific so I guess for me the odds are high. Every profile is a potential meet.
Unless you remove the fakes, the sofa swingers, the creeps, the ones too far, the couples where I only find one of them attractive, the people who aren't attracted to me and the ones with filters so tight even a spider couldn't get in.
Quite depressing really!
I know right? I realised this morning. Whenever I read there's 100 men to every woman, I've pointed out 6 of those are not for me, so that's actually more like 1 woman for every 600 men like me.
Do us women each have to sleep with 600 men then . How much time have we got"
I think you should do it alphabetically,
sincerely, Aaran A. Aaranson. ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m looking for someone local who can accommodate.
It’s easier finding a needle in a haystack "
Me too. Ive been searching for 11 months. I’ve got very restricted availability also so understand the odds are very against me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our odds must be fairly low. Chances of finding a woman who wants to play with us is very slim."
You're a lovely couple. I hope you find someone soon. x |
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"Let's say I'm here looking for a female to devour.
First, less than half the profiles are women. That makes it difficult from the start.
Then there's the fake profile
A profile that's dormant
A profile that only posts for fabs
profile thats only here for the forum
Profile that's wants women only
Profile that's looking for a relationship
So the odds of finding someone that matches me, isn't in my favour. That 7/1 if by chance, the 7th profile answers my pm
What's your odds of finding someone here, are you looking for a needle in a haystack? Are you inundated with options around you?
"
About a million to one, fussy bitch! ![](/icons/s/confused.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm mostly blocked so I find it harder than the others
I noticed a few forumites had blocked me yesterday. I must have been a cunt somewhere
we should be all fake and fluffy and not meet and shit.
Fuck that
That's reads like my PMs, accompanied with a cock pic and a question mark.
I get blocked when I send pics of my cock
I get blocked when I get my vag out in my avatar."
I doubt that very much lol |
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