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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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WHY SNAIL MORE SNAIL OR WHY SLUG MORE SLUG? YOU CHOOSE
Why snail more snail:
1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.
2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.
3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.
4- shell is more stronger than no shell
5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.
6- your sexy sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.
7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.
8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for air
over 9000- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy
10- snail is hermaphroditte poosy becaus he hate partner only care for monie
11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.
12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinesseur.
13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.
Why Slug more Slug
1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking poosy.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved.
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.
over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because poosy
11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect
YOO CHOOSE SLUG MORE OR SNAIL MORE THAN SNAIL OR SLUG |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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its like pokemon with snails n slugs...reminds me of a game i was gonna design called slug racers....the game was gonna be played thru time lapsed photography... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"its like pokemon with snails n slugs...reminds me of a game i was gonna design called slug racers....the game was gonna be played thru time lapsed photography..."
Sounds a bit like pig racing i once saw on tv, that was really odd but made me smile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Q, Why did the snail have a big letter "S" painted on the side of his car……
A, So when he was driving really fast… people could say,,,,
"Look at that S-car-go"
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
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"Well I aint got a fooking scooby what that's all about... pmsl... don't like snails or slugs... bloody slimy things
Devil 
my cock gets slimey too...."
really... you might wanna get that looked at then... pmsl
Devil |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I aint got a fooking scooby what that's all about... pmsl... don't like snails or slugs... bloody slimy things
Devil
my cock gets slimey too....
really... you might wanna get that looked at then... pmsl
Devil "
well plan was it was gonna be inside a warm slimey mouth devil...please pay attention to my bj analogies!!!- and ur welcome to inspect heheheh x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I chose neither thankyou very much.... Messy little beggars with their silvery trails all over the place...
Just be gratefull that women have legs...;-);-) |
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