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Things you shouldnt do......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Naked......

SKI....might end up with chapped lips

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Rob a bank

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By *loppsyWoman over a year ago

marlow

Ironing....... ouch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lock yourself out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Barbecue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

BBQ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Visit your grandparents.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walk through nettles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Walk through nettles

Sound like you know from experience Taff, you been walking pooch naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ironing....... ouch "

Now I've foolishly done that....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Visit your grandparents."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lock yourself out "

I've done that too, hotel room and just a towel

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Go to work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk through nettles

Sound like you know from experience Taff, you been walking pooch naked

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"Ironing....... ouch

Now I've foolishly done that....

Never had problems when ironing, but it does focus the attention

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Attempt any sort of frying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lock yourself out

I've done that too, hotel room and just a towel

So what you’re saying is you can’t be trusted naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shouldn't stand in a train station naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lock yourself out

I've done that too, hotel room and just a towel

So what you’re saying is you can’t be trusted naked

I wouldn't say that perhaps that I should get dressed more quickly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shouldn't stand in a train station naked

Now I haven't done that.... yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use an angle grinder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yoga classes

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Drive the car ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Use an angle grinder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Answer the door x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drive the car ...."

Oh I don't know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Use an angle grinder

might start a Bush fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get arrested.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ironing....... ouch

Now I've foolishly done that....

Me too! Also would avoid deep-fat frying. Something I generally avoid anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fix the chain on your bike

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Use a pneumatic drill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BBQ

I thought that said B&Q

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"BBQ

I thought that said B&Q

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well that's not advisable either to be honest lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BBQ

I thought that said B&Q

well that's not advisable either to be honest lol

Ah but it is useful when buying 4 inch nails

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Assume it's your daughter at the door, and fling it open, while singing "it's raining men"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BBQ

I thought that said B&Q

well that's not advisable either to be honest lol

Ah but it is useful when buying 4 inch nails

What? Being naked?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Assume it's your daughter at the door, and fling it open, while singing "it's raining men" "

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

Sign for a parcel from the post lady in a loose tied towel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BBQ

I thought that said B&Q

well that's not advisable either to be honest lol

Ah but it is useful when buying 4 inch nails

What? Being naked?

Think about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iron naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BBQ

I thought that said B&Q

well that's not advisable either to be honest lol

Ah but it is useful when buying 4 inch nails

What? Being naked?

Think about it

What if you want 7 inch nails

you’d have to use your extender

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By *mooth shaftMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"BBQ

I thought that said B&Q

well that's not advisable either to be honest lol

Ah but it is useful when buying 4 inch nails

What? Being naked?

So you can use your 4 inch flacci dick to check size of nails

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"Yoga classes "

Eeew with some of the positions agree

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"Iron naked

Nothing wrong with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BBQ

I thought that said B&Q

well that's not advisable either to be honest lol

Ah but it is useful when buying 4 inch nails

What? Being naked?

Think about it

What if you want 7 inch nails

you’d have to use your extender

Ahh but what if she's not with me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk through nettles

I know people who would run through nettles naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Weld metal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iron naked

Nothing wrong with it

Unless steam burns ya willy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BBQ

I thought that said B&Q

well that's not advisable either to be honest lol

Ah but it is useful when buying 4 inch nails

What? Being naked?

Think about it

What if you want 7 inch nails

you’d have to use your extender

Ahh but what if she's not with me?

They have very helpful staff in b&q

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"Iron naked

Nothing wrong with it

Unless steam burns ya willy

I'm careful where I aim the jets of steam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iron naked

Nothing wrong with it

Unless steam burns ya willy

I'm careful where I aim the jets of steam

Very good i wasn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BBQ

I thought that said B&Q

well that's not advisable either to be honest lol

Ah but it is useful when buying 4 inch nails

What? Being naked?

Think about it

What if you want 7 inch nails

you’d have to use your extender

Ahh but what if she's not with me?

They have very helpful staff in b&q

Hmmm perhaps I should give fab a rest and try B&Q... I'll report back

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

Wear tight thongs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cook up a full English

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cook up a full English "

Lol this is funny too watch though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cook naked and look at women’s boobs instead of their faces

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Answer the door wearing just a towel

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By *mooth shaftMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Cook naked and look at women’s boobs instead of their faces"

Is that not what blokes do

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Sleep. Neighbours will get a fright if you have a fire in the night and you run outside in your birthday suit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't be the only one that's made the mistake of frying bacon and eggs naked surely!?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Clean the windows

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Cook a fry up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spacewalk

Is that right? Do I get a prize?

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

"Visit your grandparents."

Yours didn't seem to mind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ghostbusting.

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Paintballing

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Go to Tescos/ Sainsburys/ etc..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pour milk directly into the coffee press in a morning. I'm an idiot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't be the only one that's made the mistake of frying bacon and eggs naked surely!? "

Can i watch ?

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By *ltrMan over a year ago

sheffield

Send a dirty text to your mate when really was ment for your fuck buddy

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