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How did your get into anal?
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"As a single male I hear anal is fairly nice however I don't fancy grabbing the closest guy to ram his cock up my arse? So how did you experiment? Any objects you'd suggest "
Squash
Pumpkin
Rolling pin
Or you could just start off slow with your finger and open that bad boy up x.
Lube. Lots of it. |
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over a year ago
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"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse 
Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do? "
I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way  |
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"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse "
*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*
warning im reversing
*BEEP*BEEP*BEEP* |
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"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse
Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?
I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way "
Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way   |
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Work your way up with plugs (warm them in warm/hot water also before you just use as warm toys help you 'open up' (as do poppers) in fact train with a inflatable butt plug. If you're planning on going deeper or taking a real cock don't forget to wash out your tush, you can buy a douche or as we do remove the head off the shower and use the pipe directly with warm water.. Fill... Empty... Fill.. empty. Ul know when you're clean. |
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"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse
Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?
I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way
Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way "
People can be that stupid though  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse
Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?
I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way
Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way "
I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!! |
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"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse
Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?
I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way
Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way
People can be that stupid though "
‘Well nurse, one minute I was walking along minding my own business, the next I had a ginormous butt plug rammed into my bottom and a mans bare arse impaled upon my cock’  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse
Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?
I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way
Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way
I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!!"
A passenger train |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse
Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?
I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way
Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way
I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!!
A passenger train "
Do we get to pull the horn |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse
Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?
I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way
Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way
I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!!"
Hi speed train or eurostar |
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By total accident, it really did slip.
I thought "Oooh hello"
My ex however when he realised, promptly sprinted for the bathroom, quicker than Usain Bolt on speed, threw up, washed his dick & refused to talk to me for 5hrs.
Sexual incompatibility was later mentioned in the divorce |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"By total accident, it really did slip.
I thought "Oooh hello"
My ex however when he realised, promptly sprinted for the bathroom, quicker than Usain Bolt on speed, threw up, washed his dick & refused to talk to me for 5hrs.
Sexual incompatibility was later mentioned in the divorce "
See! You all scoffed! Told you it was a thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse
Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?
I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way
Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way
People can be that stupid though
‘Well nurse, one minute I was walking along minding my own business, the next I had a ginormous butt plug rammed into my bottom and a mans bare arse impaled upon my cock’ "
I work with the public. It cold happen. Remember years ago reading about a woman who sued a furniture store because she tripped over her own child  |
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It's not as if you'll be starting cold, as youd warm up to penetration - probably as you do similarly with women. When you're turned on it's amazing what an eager mind and body can undertake.
Op, your concept of small to larger progressively should be fine. Dildo sets or individual ones, smaller to larger, should prevent your need to supplement your 5 a day by taking carrots etc anally. But it's your choice, as marrows can be picked up pretty easily . |
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"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse
Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?
I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way
Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way
I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!!
A passenger train
Do we get to pull the horn "
Oh yes |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse
Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?
I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way
Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way
I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!!
A passenger train
Do we get to pull the horn "
Only if you can reach around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I surprised Fred when he was sleeping, I woke up horny and wet to find him with a morning glory, so thought now's a good as time as any. I used my juices to lube up and slowly backed on to his cock.
I may not always be a very good wife but I like to think I'm a pretty amazing alarm clock |
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"I surprised Fred when he was sleeping, I woke up horny and wet to find him with a morning glory, so thought now's a good as time as any. I used my juices to lube up and slowly backed on to his cock.
I may not always be a very good wife but I like to think I'm a pretty amazing alarm clock "
You've done it now, all the husbands will be wanting that wake up call |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse
Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?
I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way
Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way
I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!!
A passenger train
Do we get to pull the horn
Only if you can reach around"
Now that’s a whole different thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I believe you can get a dildo with a suction cup. Place it somewhere suitable and go into reverse
Do you need to make that "beep beep beep" noise lorries make when you do?
I think it helps yes, stops anyone else getting in the way
Can you imagine accidentally getting in the way
I believe if another guy gets in the way then you go from being a lorry to being a train!!
A passenger train
Do we get to pull the horn
Only if you can reach around"
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"As a single male I hear anal is fairly nice however I don't fancy grabbing the closest guy to ram his cock up my arse? So how did you experiment? Any objects you'd suggest "
A guy once asked me to ram a cucumber up his bum and hit him with stinging nettles. That's something I can't seem to ever forget. |
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" Be careful using any toy without an ident and grippable bit as they have a habit of getting sucked in"
Oh Jesus, there will be a I accidentally got a cucumber stuck later ! Haha! So either get a proper dildo with a indent or cut one into a cucumber so it don't get stuck? |
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" Be careful using any toy without an ident and grippable bit as they have a habit of getting sucked in
Oh Jesus, there will be a I accidentally got a cucumber stuck later ! Haha! So either get a proper dildo with a indent or cut one into a cucumber so it don't get stuck? "
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"Hey I didn't get into anal, anal got into me!.... I don't even now what I'm typing anymore 
I thought it was Anel
Bwahahahahaa ah the classics!
Quite right old chum "
But I thought that was only if you'd caught the ghey?  |
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By *aelawMan
over a year ago
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Definitely an anal training kit as it helps stretch you over time which makes it easier when you move up to a dildo. As most have said lube is important and their are great lubes specifically for anal like pjur back door.
Have fun, and when you get that prostate massaged you may well be hooked! :D |
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"As a single male I hear anal is fairly nice however I don't fancy grabbing the closest guy to ram his cock up my arse? So how did you experiment? Any objects you'd suggest
A guy once asked me to ram a cucumber up his bum and hit him with stinging nettles. That's something I can't seem to ever forget."
Did you do it |
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Trying to persuade Her to do anal when we first got together, she says to me "how would you like a cock in your arse". I said crack on, never say never, and she fucked me with her dildo. She loves it now so it was a small price to pay. The same happened when I wanted her to swallow my cum.
I say never expect somone to do something you wouldnt. |
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"Trying to persuade Her to do anal when we first got together, she says to me "how would you like a cock in your arse". I said crack on, never say never, and she fucked me with her dildo. She loves it now so it was a small price to pay. The same happened when I wanted her to swallow my cum.
I say never expect somone to do something you wouldnt."
Excellent stuff! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Couldn't have reg sex as I had cervical surgery and had to find alternative methods and I'm far to lazy and selfish to just give blow jobs so anal all the way |
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"Hey I didn't get into anal, anal got into me!.... I don't even now what I'm typing anymore
I thought it was Anel
Bwahahahahaa ah the classics!
Quite right old chum
But I thought that was only if you'd caught the ghey? "
No it's only if you have a hot grandmother in law as I recall |
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